acaacko2000: What kind of a question is that? And that sentence didn't even make sense. Of course I'll be uploading more chapters to keep this story going. Why else would I get rid of my retirement note? Come up with differents comments already. And please make sure they make sense.
It was Friday, school was over, and the Rainbooms ain't got shit to do. HA! FRIDAY REFERENCE! HAHAHA!
Anyway, the Rainbooms had finally finished their midterms. To celebrate, they hung out at the Cakes' Sweet Shoppe. The girls enjoyed their milkshakes while Rarity enjoyed her cup of tea. On the green couch, Pinkie Pie sat in the middle while Rainbow Dash sat on one end.
Rainbow Dash: Aaahh! I am sooo glad this stressful school week is over.
Applejack: You said it, Rainbow!
Fluttershy: I can't wait to get back home. My animal friends must miss me so much.
Rainbow Dash: What a coincidence, Fluttershy! My bed at home feels the same way about me.
The girls had a good laugh.
Twilight: And there's no doubt Spike is the same as well.
Sunset: Oh yeah!
As the girls were enjoying their drinks, Trixie Lulamoon came rushing into the shop, confronted the Rainbooms, and pointed her finger at them.
Trixie: AHAAAA!
There was a pause while some crickets were chirping.
Sunset: What up, Trixie?
Trixie: What up? I will tell you what is up. The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie has finally caught you Rainbooms red-handed.
The girls looked at each other with confusion.
Rarity: Caught us doing what exactly?
Trixie: Like you don't know. I saw the way you girls were laughing in secret last Thursday. And ever since then, I've decided to spy on you girls, until I came to a shocking conclusion.
Fluttershy: And... what is that?
Trixie: It's that you girls were planning to pull a harmful prank on Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna.
Twilight rubbed her forehead and sighed.
Twilight: So let me get this straight, Trixie. You've been spying on us for over a week just to see what we were up to?
Trixie: Exactly!
The Rainbooms deadpanned and stared at each other.
Applejack: Well, did you even consider just askin' us what we were doin'?
Trixie widened her eyes in shock.
Trixie: Well...
She blushed and giggled out of embarrassment while rubbing the back of her head.
Trixie: Trixie has been so busy spying that she hasn't even considered that option. Ehehehe!
Rainbow Dash: So in other words, you just love spying a little too much, huh?
Sunset closed her eyes and shook her head.
Sunset: I've told her to lay off those Spy Kids movies.
Trixie: Soooo you girls aren't planning to pull some sort of prank?
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehe! Of course not, silly.
She held out her laptop.
Pinkie Pie: We've just been watching a really funny show.
Pinkie Pie placed her laptop on the table.
Pinkie Pie: Wanna watch it with us? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Trixie was silent.
Sunset: Come on, Trixie. You'll love it. It's really good.
Trixie had her arms crossed and raised an eyebrow.
Trixie: Oh, reeeally? It's that good, huh?
Twilight nodded.
Twilight: Yes.
Fluttershy: Uh-huh!
Applejack: Eeyup.
Trixie shrugged and sighed.
Trixie: Very well then. The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie shall join you.
Pinkie Pie: Yaaaay!
Rarity: (Thought) I'm surrounded by wankers.
Rarity secretly giggled after that statement. After Trixie pulled up a chair and sat next to Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie pulled up the next episode and played it.
The screen showed Duke Devlin in a red warning circle.
Announcer: Warning! This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Duke Devlin. This also applies to women without heart conditions. He's very pretty. See? See how pretty he is? He's very pretty! I'd like to run my fingers through his hair, and I'm just a voice! Anyway, without further ado, enjoy your crappy anime cartoon.
All the girls stared at the screen after Pinkie Pie paused it.
Pinkie Pie: Phew! It's a good thing we don't have heart conditions.
Rarity: Yes, but even so, we're told not to look directly at this... Duke Devlin fellow.
Trixie: What in the world are we watching?
Pinkie Pie: I could tell you, but I think I'll just show you instead.
Pinkie played the video.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Yu-Gi-Oh! the abridged series
Trixie: Yu-Gi-Oh?
Trixie laughed.
Trixie: You girls actually watch that nerdy card game show?
Sunset: No, no, Trixie. This is Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series.
Trixie: Abridged Series? What makes this show so different?
Rainbow Dash: See, this show's made by some British guy named Martin Piers Billany.
Twilight: He goes by his online name, LittleKuriboh.
Trixie: LittleKuriboh? That's a weird name!
Sunset: Yes, but we've gotten used to it. Anyway, he edits old episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh and voice the characters, thus making it into a funny parody show.
Trixie: Is that so, huh? Well, I'll be the judge of that.
Sunset: Trust us, by the end of this episode, you'll love it.
Outside the game shop, Solomon was sweeping the front porch while Yugi exited the shop.
Yugi: I'm going to school now, Gramps. If this porch isn't clean by the time I get back, I'll tell my parents you've been abusing me.
The girls widened their eyes and gasped.
Fluttershy: That's just awful!
Trixie: I'll say. Not that I've seen Yu-Gi-Oh or anything, but I'm pretty sure that never happened in the original show.
Sunset: And that's what we're talking about. This kind of stuff is part of this funny parody.
Trixie: Well, it sure didn't sound funny to me.
Sunset: Just give it time. And try not to take anything in this show too seriously.
Tea showed up at Yugi's house.
Tea: Hey, Yugi!
Yugi: Slut! I mean, Tea!
The girls blushed as they quickly covered their mouths.
Rarity: Well... that was a rather rude way to greet a lady!
Tea: What's wrong with your grandpa? Is he dying? Tell me he's dying.
Yugi: You know, Tea, we could kill him right now and nobody would have to know about it.
Tea: Really?
The girls looked a little pale.
Trixie: Does this happen a lot in this show?
Sunset: Not... too often. In fact, I think this is the first time where the first scene is too dark.
Solomon popped up between Yugi and Tea.
Solomon: Hello! I'm down here now! And I'm very angry for reasons I'm about to explain!
He points at a new gaming shop.
Solomon: Ta-daaa! That new game shop is stealing all my customers.
Tea: You have customers?
Yugi: Wow! A super special awesome new game shop! I believe that there is a slight possibility that I may be interested in checking it ou-
Solomon: DO IT AND YOU DIIIE!
The Rainbooms: NYEEEEH!
Applejack: Now that's somethin' you don't say to ya own grandson.
Trixie: What in the name of Trickstars was that noise you girls made?
Pinkie Pie: Something tells me you're about to find out soon.
Teacher: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
Rarity: Unless you are a vegetarian like Fluttershy.
Fluttershy nodded.
Fluttershy: Mhm.
Joey: How come we never do any school work anyway?
Yugi: It makes you wonder why we even bother coming here.
Twilight looked surprised.
Twilight: A school... with no actual school work?!
Rainbow Dash: I think I can get with that.
Twilight clenched onto her hair.
Twilight: That sounds like a horrible nightmare!
Trixie and Rainbow stared at Twilight.
Trixie: (Thought) Is she for real?
Rainbow Dash: (Thought) Twilight so needs to get out more.
Tea: Hey, did you guys hear about that new student? They say he's the sexiest thing since sex.
The girls looked stunned and blushed.
Trixie: Uuuhh... Do these type of jokes happen a lot too?
Applejack: Eeyup.
Twilight: Well, not too often.
Joey: Nyeh, sex isn't that sexy.
Tristan: Joey, what's sex?
Joey: Well, Tristan, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Tea: Joey, no! We mustn't let Tristan breed!
Joey: Nyeheheheheh!
Joey fell out of his chair.
Joey: Thanks, Tea! That was a close one!
The girls finally had their first laugh of the episode. Even Trixie had a good laugh in.
Trixie: So this explains that "nyeh" sound!
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!
Trixie then cleared her throat.
Trixie: Okay, I admit that one got me laughing, but I'm still going to need more before I start judging.
Pinkie shrugged.
Pinkie Pie: If you say so.
After Pinkie played the episode, Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" started playing in the background.
Joey: Huh? Hey, where's that music coming from?
Rarity: That's a good question. Where is this music coming from?
A few of the girls started moving to the music, even a few customers in the shop.
Rainbow Dash: I dunno, but I like it.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Twilight: My guess is it's coming from Duke Devlin!
The screen showed Duke Devlin performing tricks with a cup and some dice.
Duke: Keep your eyes on me, ladies! Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic. Oh yahh!
Fangirl 1: Oh, he's so smexy! His cup is so big!
The girls stared at the screen.
Twilight: Looks like... I was right!
Tristan: It's magic! He must be a witch.
The Rainbooms and Trixie: A witch!? Seriously?
Twilight: (Sarcasm) Oh, so when we use magic, does that automatically make us witches?
Rarity: We can be... if we had the perfect witch outfits, along with sparkling flying brooms. Ooh, I definitely know what I'm wearing next Halloween.
Rainbow Dash: Who needs flying brooms when you have awesome Pegasus wings like mine.
The girls deadpanned Rainbow Dash for her bragging. Embarrassed, Rainbow rubbed her head.
Rainbow Dash: Ehehehe! Sorry.
Duke: I couldn't help but notice you guys aren't drooling over me as if I'm some kind of sex object.
Tea: Huminahuminahumina!
The girls began giggling.
Trixie: Okay, that's twice now.
Duke: I'm Duke Devlin. I own the new game shop.
Tea: You can own my body too if you want.
Tristan: Burn the witch!
The girls were surprised because of what Tea said.
Trixie: Okay... there's something you don't hear everyday.
AJ closed her eyes and shook her head.
Applejack: There's a lot of things in this show a person doesn't hear everyday.
Duke: You must be Yugi. My fangirls have told me all about you. They say you're almost as pretty as me.
The girls froze for a moment before giggling.
Sunset: Hey, girls. Is it just me, or is this music going to keep playing whenever Duke talks? Not that I'm complaining or anything.
The other Rainbooms agreed.
Trixie: I, for one, hope it does. It's pretty catchy!
Joey: Hey, dice-boy. What did they say about me? Point, point.
Duke: They say you're a loser with a fetish for dressing up like animals.
The girls definitely had a laugh out of that. Fluttershy noticed that Trixie was having a good time.
Fluttershy: So what do you think, Trixie?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, do you think this show is funny or what?
Trixie: Well, I admit I like it so far, but let's wait until the end for my full opinion.
AJ shrugged.
Applejack: Fair enough.
Joey: I am not a loser! And I'll prove it by challenging you to a children's card game.
Duke: I accept! But if I win, then you have to be my slave.
Tea: Lucky bastard.
The girls were stunned again.
Sunset: Wow! Tea's not holding anything back in this episode.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, no kidding. I mean, who in their right mind would want to become a slave anyway?
Rarity: Uh, can we please not talk about slaves... in public?
Fluttershy: Right after we get one thing straight, girls. Nobody, and I mean nobody, calls Joey lucky!
The girls turned to Fluttershy... before laughing.
Pinkie Pie: Good one, Fluttershy. I didn't know you had jokes.
Fluttershy blushed and smiled.
Fluttershy: Well, I try. Sometimes.
Joey: And if I win, then you have to close your game shop.
Yugi: Joey, don't you think that's a little extreme? You can't put somebody out of business just because you're jealous.
Joey: I'm not jealous! What does he have that I don't have? Aside from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgeous green eyes?
Duke: Don't forget my sweet ass.
Joey: Yeah, and a sweet ass. But other than that, he's got nothin'!
Tea: Bow-chicka-bow-bow!
Tristan: Burn the witch!
While the Rainbooms were laughing, Trixie smiled as she began taking an interest in Duke Devlin. She then shook her head to snap out of it.
Trixie: Sooo... is this guy going to keep saying, "Burn the witch?"
Twilight: Maybe just for this episode, Trixie.
Joey: Here we are at the game shop. Once I win this card game, Duke Devlin will be out of a job and he'll be forced to live on the street! Nyehehehe!
Joey ran inside the new game shop.
Tea: What a heroic thing to do!
Tristan: Clearly he is a role model for children everywhere!
Applejack: That is a terrible lesson to teach children!
Twilight: Yes! And that would make Joey a bad role model.
Duke: Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
His fangirls started cheering for him.
"Oh Dukey you're so fine"
"You're so fine, you blow my mind"
"Hey Dukey"
*clap clap clap*
The Rainbooms looked so unamused.
"Hey Dukey"
*clap clap clap*
Trixie: You know what? I'm thinking about using boys to cheer like that for me.
Tea: It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
Tristan: Burn the witch!
Six of the girls chuckled while AJ and RD shook their heads and smiled.
Rainbow Dash: There he goes again.
Yugi: (Thought) Isn't anybody gonna notice that I'm not wearing my school uniform?
Pinkie Pie: (Sarcasm) Oh yeah! He's right! Why didn't we notice something like that?
The girls laughed at Pinkie Pie's sarcasm.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random!
Pinkie Pie: Thanks.
Pinkie shrugged.
Pinkie Pie: I do what I can.
Duke: I summon the extremely phallic space ship. But since it belongs to me, it grows to twice its usual size. Duke Devlin always rises to the occasion, baby!
Trixie widened her eyes.
Trixie: Wait. Did he just say-
Rainbow quickly covered Trixie's mouth.
Rainbow Dash: Don't say it, Trixie.
Trixie noticed that the Rainbooms looked bug-eyed.
Rainbow Dash: We reeeeally don't wanna talk about it.
Trixie just shrugged.
Duke: Gradius! Totally attack his Life Points!
Gradius exploded in front of Joey.
Joey: Nyeeeeh!
"Joey Wheeler lost the bet"
"Duke Devlin makes our panties wet"
The girls felt so jittery.
Rarity: Okay, that sounded rather disturbing.
Trixie: And disgusting.
Twilight: Not really something to cheer about.
The girls shook it off before continuing on with the show.
Duke: Since you lost, you have to do whatever I want.
One of the fangirls gave Joey a dog costume.
Fangirl 2: Put it on.
Joey: This is slightly more humiliating than playing a children's card game.
Rainbow Dash: I'll say. How dare he make Joey wear that!
Sunset: It's as if losing wasn't bad enough. This is just wrong.
Fluttershy: It's not just wrong. This is so cruel.
Trixie just smirked.
Trixie: (Thought) I don't know what they're complaining about. I think it's funny. Hehehehehe.
Yami: Duke Devlin, you've gone too far! How dare you force Joey to uphold his end of the bargain. I challenge you to a game! And if I win, then Joey is no longer your slave!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, teach him a lesson, Yugi.
Duke: Fine by me. But if you lose, then you must swear on the life of your grandfather that you'll never play card games ever again.
Yami: Big deal! He'll be dead by the end of the month.
The girls were really in shock now.
Applejack: Okay... now that was just way too dark.
Sunset: Uh, Trixie, remember when I said not to take anything in this show too seriously?
Trixie: Yes?
Sunset: Okay, just checking.
Duke: We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters, a game of my own creation. We each take it in turns to draw dice.
Yami: So it's just like Duel Monsters.
Duke: Then, we use our dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.
Yami: So it's just like Duel Monsters.
Duke: Both opponents are given three heart points. And when they run out, the game is-
Yami: So it's just like Duel Monsters.
The girls started laughing.
Duke: Hey, stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters.
Yami: Prove it then!
While Duke was thinking, the girls were waiting for his answer.
Duke: My game uses dice.
Tristan: Burn the witch!
The girls couldn't help but laugh some more.
Solomon: As per usual, I have no idea where I am. I wonder what's going on over there.
Solomon slid his way in front of the crowd.
Solomon: Hmm?
His eyes turned into hearts as he watched Duke Devlin's cheerleaders on a big screen TV.
Solomon: Whoa Nelly! Yes, yes! Work it, baby! Grandpa likes it like that! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
The girls deadpanned Grandpa. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy sighed and facepalmed.
Rarity: Oh, sure. Focus on young girls instead of your own grandson, who is battling to save his best friend.
Joey: Come on, Yug! You can do it!
Fangirl 2: Shut up, or we'll have you spayed!
Fangirl 3: That's right.
The Rainbooms and Trixie: NYEEEEH!
The Rainbooms turned to Trixie.
Trixie: Now I see why you girls think it's fun.
The Rainbooms looked happy.
Trixie: But seriously, let's not get on... "her" bad side.
The Rainbooms chatted in agreement.
Duke: I've waited a long time for this moment, Yugi. I'm gonna to prove to the world that you're a cheater by beating you in a game of my own creation.
Yami: You wanna run that by me one more time?
Duke: There's, like, no way you could've beaten Pegasus without cheating. He was my idol! I've tried my whole life to be just as masculine as he is!
Yami: That would explain a lot.
The Rainbooms started giggling while Trixie raised an eyebrow in confusion.
Trixie: What're you girls laughing at? What's so funny?
Sunset wiped a tear from her eye.
Sunset: Oh, you'll see once you watch the first 21 episodes.
Duke: I visited him before the Duelist Kingdom tournament to demonstrate my game. He was totally awesome! It was like he'd played Dungeon Dice Monsters his whole life!
Yami: That's probably because he had. Your game is exactly like Duel Monsters.
The girls laughed once again.
Sunset: Yep. They are totally similar.
Pegasus: Congratulations, Dukey-boy. This is just what I've been looking for! Dungeon Dice Monsters will make my card game look exciting by comparison. I'll begin funding you immediately.
Pinkie Pie: I think Duke just made a bad deal.
Twilight folded her arms and shook her head.
Twilight: Yep. Bad move, Duke.
Duke: Dungeon Dice Monsters was set to take the world by storm. But then, you defeated Pegasus in a children's card game and he dropped off the face of the Earth. You must have cheated! It's the only explanation!
Yami: Or maybe Pegasus just realized your game sucks ass.
The Rainbooms and Trixie: Ooooohhh!
Rainbow Dash: And yet another sick burrrn!
Yami: Go, Dark Magician! Destroy his life... Uh, I mean heart points.
"He's back, and he's got a new trick"
The girls smiled before moving to the music.
"Magical Trevor is ten times as slick"
"As the last time"
"The last time you saw him"
"Now you can see why we really adore him"
Tea: Yugi won! His grandpa would be so proud.
Solomon: Hey, go back to the dancing girls!
The girls deadpanned Grandpa again and sighed.
Fluttershy: Or not.
Yugi: Man, Duke! I can't believe you actually thought that crappy little dice game would sell!
Joey: Yeah, it was just a carbon copy of Duel Monsters. You'd have to be as blind as my sister to not notice the similarities.
The girls tried not to laugh, but failed.
Tristan held a die in his hand.
Tristan: This is going straight up my nose.
The girls continued to laugh.
Solomon: I'm not even sure how I got here.
Tea: Duke, did I ever mention that my nipples can supply power to a third world country?
The girls blushed and looked surprised while slowly crossing their arms over their "chests."
Fluttershy: Oh... my.
Rarity: "Oh my" is right, darling!
Duke: I owe you guys an apology. I treated you all like crap. Do you think we can still be friends in season two?
Yugi: Only if you stop using that annoying theme music.
Duke: What theme music?
Pinkie paused the video.
Pinkie Pie: I don't think so.
She raised her hand.
Pinkie Pie: I vote Duke gets to keep his theme music.
The other girls raised their hands.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Applejack: Me three.
Rarity: As do I.
Pinkie Pie: Then it's settled.
After playing the video, Toni Basil's "Mickey" started playing.
Sunset: Well, I guess that's the end of season one.
The other girls nodded in agreement.
[how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat...?]
Rarity: It is like I said earlier. Unless you are a vegetarian like Fluttershy.
Fluttershy nodded.
Fluttershy: Mhm.
Applejack: Or you can just grab the pudding and run like heck.
The girls chuckled.
Rainbow Dash: Now that I would pay to see.
Kaiba started laughing like Mandark.
Kaiba: Ha haha! Ha haha-haha!
The Rainbooms, Trixie, and Kaiba: Ha haha! Ha haha-haha!
Tristan: He must be a witch! He turned me into a newt!
Duke stares at Tristan while the eight girls looked confused.
Tristan: I got better.
The girls had a good laugh once the episode ended.
Sunset: So what did you think, Trixie?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, did you like it?
Trixie: I sure did. I've never seen anything like it before. It was so incredible!
Twilight: And we all have LittleKuriboh to thank.
Fluttershy: So does this mean you'll watch more episodes, Trixie?
Trixie: Absolutely, Fluttershy.
She stood up from her seat.
Trixie: I just thought it would be even more amazing if LittleKuriboh hired me as a cast member.
The Rainbooms happily rolled their eyes.
Sunset: Of course she mentions something like that.
Trixie: Well, I'm off to watch more episodes.
She began walking away.
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie is leaving now!
As she reached the door, Trixie smirked while holding up a wallet.
Trixie: She also thanks you for your wallet, Rainbow Dash!
She laughed like a witch and ran out the door.
Rainbow Dash: What the?!
RD began checking her pockets.
Rainbow Dash: How did she...?
She finally realized that her wallet was really gone.
Rainbow Dash: GRRRR!
She quickly stood up with her right fist in the air.
Rainbow Dash: BURN THE WITCH!
She ran out the door.
Twilight: Rainbow Dash, wait.
The girls started chasing Rainbow Dash.
Applejack: Slow down, Rainbow.
Pinkie Pie closed her laptop and chased after her friends.
Rainbow Dash: Where are you, you weasel?
Trixie: Up here.
Rainbow's wallet landed on her head.
Rainbow Dash: Ow.
Rainbow took her wallet off her head as her friends caught up to her. She then looked up and looked really surprised.
Rainbow Dash: What the?
The rest of the girls looked up and gasped. They saw Trixie on a flying broom.
Sunset: Trixie?
Rainbow Dash: How the heck are you doing that?!
Trixie: Oh, I dunno. Magic? Anyway, I hope you don't mind, but I snagged just ten dollars from your wallet, Rainbow Dash. Laterrrr.
And with that, Trixie flew off on her flying broom, leaving the Rainbooms in complete shock.
Applejack: I swear. When it comes to magic, every day just keeps gettin' weirder.
The girls muttered in agreement. Meanwhile, Trixie was thinking about Duke.
Trixie: Duke Devlin! Hm.
She closed her eyes with a smirk.
Trixie: Not a bad catch for a cartoon character. Hmhmhmhm!
She then bumped her forehead on a streetlight, before groaning in pain and rubbing her forehead.
Trixie: I BLAME YOU FOR THAT ONE, RAINBOW DASH! AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU PAAAAY!
Author's Note: Well, that's it, guys! The girls finished their midterms and we're finally finished with season 1! And it's only a matter of time before Mako faces off against Jack Atlas.
Speaking of witch... I mean which, what do you guys think Lightning is up to? And how did he end up in the Canterlot High world? Hmm? Leave your best guesses in the comments and I'll see you guys in season 2!