Chapter 2

The twins were disappointed, but only because nothing could match their expectations. As always, the hall was huge and full of objects, but there were other hooded people who seemed to be doing some kind of ritual. In the center, there were some girls around a cauldron and they looked ready to dip a cat inside.

"Hey, is that Mrs Norris?" Fred said.

The cat meowed angrily to the twins as if it was their fault that she was in this situation.

"Good night to you, too, but what's going on here?" George replied.

"And if it is unpleasant with this stupid cat, I will accept anything! Fred added.

One of the hooded men approached and murmured strangely loudly, as if in an echo chamber:

"We were waiting for you, the twins of April Fools! We have been in this room since we were born here, we grew up here and we were afraid to spend eternity in this Room of Requirement. But now that you have arrived, we can accomplish our purpose which is to get you to open this ... simple closet that must be opened by you. "

And she indicated the closet at the back of the room amid the shelves of potions and old books.

"Wait, this is a lot of information to process! "

"Fred, is this my impression or is her voice familiar? "

"How could you know of someone forgotten in the chasm of Calamity? But now just open that closet, nothing suspicious. "

The closet looked more like a huge stone gate with elaborate details and above the gate there was a sentence.

Abandon every hope, who enter here.

The twins looked at each other, but then shrugged.

"Well, what do you think of that, Fred?"

"It doesn't hurt to try, after all its April Fools, so anything is allowed."

The twins approached to open the heavy gate.

In the meantime, Umbridge was trying to form a witch hunt against the twins, but he couldn't find anyone to cooperate with her. She tried to wake up Professor Flitwick, but he simply ignored the knock on the door and put a spell on sound to keep sleeping. Professor Sprout was not even an option because she was from the Hufflepuff house. Her last hope was ... Slytherin students.

Not Professor Snape, who she considered useless. All because he didn't kiss the floor where she stepped, he shared the same position as Horace Slughorn, who also didn't like her and was too ugly for her taste. She reached the stone wall, where the entrance was, but then realized that she no longer remembered the password.

Umbridge sighed with relief that no one would witness her stupid mistake, but she wasn't going to do anything smart like asking Snape or hitting the wall. Instead, she was going to show who really ran the place in her own way. In an instant, her spell broke through the wall, waking Slytherin students who quickly went to see what was going on.

"What's going on, professor? Draco asked, looking as scared as if he had seen a troll invading the common room.

A huge crash resounded throughout the castle, causing Umbridge to fall to the floor and fall to the floor. The Slytherins just looked, trying not to make a stupid comment, but Goyle were not paying attention to that.

"Hey, one of those rocks hit this huge glass wall and it's leaking water."

It was obvious that there was a crack in the glass wall that allowed you to see the lake, although nobody knew who had the idea of building it that way, but naturally nobody paid much attention to Goyle.

"Shut up, Goyle! Our only job is to just follow Draco everywhere because we are too stupid for us to think for ourselves! At least that's what he always says. "Crabbe murmured.

"Are you sure we understand that right?"

Both were ignored as Umbridge stood up, but he fell again when he saw a frowning wizard appear through the hole. Snape looked at the confusion while holding his wand tightly as if waiting for another troll to invade the dungeon. After looking at the students, he looked at Umbridge as if she were something very disgusting found in the bottom of a trashcan.

"What does that messy mean?"

"I'm looking for recruits to prevent those identical Weasley brothers from causing any mischief because it's April Fools. And since they are Gryffindors, then who could help me better than yours ... What do you call them? Little darling beloved precious snakes?"

Snape blinked, thinking he was daydreaming and then said through clenched teeth:

"I could ignore this mess if was in the Gryffindor common room, but not Slytherin. I will have to report this to Dumbledore. And what is that crack?"

Snape tried to check the damage, but then Umbridge got in the way.

"But they are whole to help me, are they not? If it is not allowed to recruit students in the middle of the night due to my paranoia and desire for control, then I will be making a decree that allows me this and in the meantime, how about a little money as compensation to forget my damage? Umbridge spoke, showing a wallet full of galleons.

"This is a bribe." Snape said, frowning "I haven't accepted that stuff since I knew that Potter had no problem with that sort of thing."

Umbridge winced, but not because of a rare moment of integrity of someone, she hated, but she smelled something she considered as rotten as a muggle who robbed magic.

"Hey, what are these things?" One of the students shouted pointing at the glass wall.

The greenish water of the lake will turn blue and several buoys, with long spiderlike paws, beat against the wall until it started to break. Before any reaction, the wall exploded and waves spread across the walls and ceiling before the water even hit the floor. In addition, a large buoy with long legs and a flag on head emerged in the centre of the common room.

"Let me guess; are you one of Hagrid's pet beasts? I will use this to fire ... Hey! "Umbridge grunted as Snape pushed her to help the student who was attacked by the small buoys.

Meanwhile, on the Seventh Floor, Hermione and Ron were tracking the Weasley twins' path. Ron was still sleepy, but said:

"Hermione, why is it necessary for us to stop them? They make a mess all the time and it won't be our fault if they did it while we were supposed to be sleeping. "

"Ron, do you really think that mother will accept that excuse if they set fire to the whole castle? "

A rabbit ran down the hall, followed by Mrs. Norris and a group of hooded girls screaming to catch the rabbit. Before the two could process what was going on, they heard a crash across the hall, where the Room of Requirement was located. They tried to approach the door, but it disappeared preventing them from seeing much, in addition to the twins being dragged to a huge gate and a strange blonde woman.

But the twins were amazed by the situation, after all it wasn't every day that they saw some kind of black magic ritual in a cauldron to make a beautiful woman appear instead of a mummified dark lord, especially knowing that Mrs. Norris had been plunged there and there was still that strange rabbit that jumped in the closet from which roots emerged that now pulled them inside. Fred laughed:

"Olay, now this is getting funnier than scary!"

"Which means you're doing the right thing, so go on!"

The blonde woman with a strange black cleavage emerged from the cauldron while the other girls who had still stayed there bowed to her. With strange joy, she replied to the twins:

"Yes, my younger sisters would call it a prank although normal people would call it human sacrifice, unfortunately not the bloodiest!"

"Wait, when you say you're not one of the bloodiest, you mean you're not violent at all, right? We do not approve of antics that really hurt others and we are not masochists!" George replied.

"Oh, what a pity, I thought we were getting along, but the British are always slack, although French people don't like being brutally killed either."

"French? About what you is talking? "

The twins were taken into the gate and the doors were closed.

Continue...

N/A: Sorry for the delay, but I am a perfectionist and I think too much about how it can work, although this parody is not to be taken too seriously. Constructive comments are always welcome.