Warning for some violence and some public sex play.

With a smile you spritz your face to set your makeup. Today you have another date with Kakashi. He's been indulging in the fact that Jiraiya is away on a long mission. He's been rather insatiable. Not to be crass but certain parts of you are sore but they crave more attention. It's been nice to have him alone but you miss Jiraiya.

There's a knock on your door. Weird. He's never early. You aren't even properly dressed yet. You tighten the tie on your robe and stride to the front door. You open it to greet your boyfriend but it's not the one you expected.

"Jiraiya!" You call his name with excitement.

"Surprise!" He cheerily greets you.

Unable to contain your excitement you jump into his arms. Your lips collide with his in a hasty kiss. He's holding stuff but somehow he managed to still keep you firm in his embrace.

"Did you miss me?" He asks.

"More than you think."

Jiraiya chuckles before kissing you again. You invite him in to which he accepts. Your intentions was to ask him how his mission went but you got distracted. You make out with him on your couch and soon he's got his hands under your robe.

"Hmm... I feel marks. Kakashi hasn't been pushing you has he?" He asks before going in to kiss your neck.

"No. I'm okay. He's been riding me a little hard but I'll be fine."

"Are you sure you don't need me to inspect~?"

You squeak when he grabs your thighs and pulls you down. You burst into giggles as he sticks his head under your robe and teases you with nibbles and kisses. He makes his way up your robe and his head pops out at your chest.

"Still looks pretty sexy to me." He said.

"I pass inspection?"

"I'd have to take you around for a spin to come to a full conclusion."

"Is that so?" You ask with a hum. You'd hate to disappoint him but... "Then we're going to have to reschedule. I have a date with Kakashi."

His expression falls. So far sharing you has gone well. It's been going fifty fifty between him and Kakashi. You still haven't picked one over the other. Nor have either man told you that they're plan is to out seduce each other until you pick. And yeah there's been plenty of threesomes, including before he left as a goodbye. It was great and it left him excited to come home. But he knows it meant one thing and it killed his good mood.

That masked bastard has had you to himself for almost a whole month! It's time you get some uninterrupted Jiraiya time.

"Aw c'mon, babe. I haven't seen you in so long! Can't I have today?" He whines.

You hesitate. You have missed him. As much fun as it's been to be choked and flogged and fucked by Kakashi to the point of momentary blindness, you do crave the love and intimacy that comes with having Jiraiya around. He's looking at you with those big dark pleading eyes. How can you refuse?

"Okay. Let's have today." You agree.

He beams at you. You figured he was going to go right in and thus began a marathon of how many pieces of furniture you can get fucked on, but he didn't. He got off of you, escaping the prison of your dressing robe and addressing the bag he brought with him.

"I'm happy you wanna entertain me today, babe! I got you a few things to have a little fun."

"Oh?" You inquire curiously as you sit up. You wrap your arms around his and rest your head on his shoulder. "Are you talking toys? That's so unlike you."

"Aw give me more credit. We play around with toys all the time."

"Only when you are focused on something for your book."

He chuckles. So you sometimes help with a little bit of research. Walking into a sex shop and having a gander hits him with inspiration. When he saw this on the shelf he had to see if it looks as fun as he thinks it will be. If Kakashi can hit you with a riding crop then he can have a little bit of public fun. He pulled out a gift box and smiled at you. Gotta present with a little pizzazz.

You smile and take it from him. You open it to see an outfit. A skirt and nice dress top to not only match it but is short sleeved to handle the hot weather. A garter belt with a fresh pair of thigh high stockings to appease his fascination with these articles. He's a thigh highs kind of man. You don't ask why but you don't mind putting them on for him. It doesn't stop there. This is where it's getting a little kinky. There's a plug... for the butt. It's fairly small and the end intended to be on the outside is decorated with a heart. The fantasy doesn't end there as he got you panties too.

"What can I say? A month without you has let my imagination go wild." Jiraiya says with a casual wave of his hand.

"This is very... not like you."

"So I wanna try something different, is that a crime?"

"No of course not. I'm curious to what you have planned is all."

"Then hurry up and get changed so I can show you."

You stand with your box of things to go to your room but he stopped you.

"Get changed here."

"But..."

"What? I've seen you naked plenty of times. Just drop the robe and get to it."

So pushy. He lays back on your couch and smiles at you.

"I'm gonna need a bra." You say.

"Alright. I'll go get you one."

He stands and walks to your room. You roll your eyes. He can be so odd. You drop your robe and began to get changed. While he gets your bra you start with the bottoms, putting on the underwear first. Then the stockings that you clip into place with the garter belt. When you grab the skirt the plug unfurls from it and clinks as it hit the floor.

Oops. You forgot about that.

You bend over to pick it up. To your surprise your boyfriend is back beside you. Actually he's behind you. He snatches the plug from you and pulls the underwear back down. You yipe as he doesn't hesitate to tease you. His face buried against you and his tongue got to work. After being with them both multiple times at the same time your body had changed. As weird as it is to say, your butt is like... used to this. It's already relaxing as you do. You moan softly as his tongue poked in.

As he prepared your ass, he pushed the plug in and out of your pussy. You're wet and he's enjoying every bit of it. The coating it's getting on it from you will help lube it up. As thoughtful as he is it seems he forgot to actually buy more lube. But how would he know that you're almost out? Kakashi has been a real hound and he used up the last bit of it last night as you did something similar with him.

"Tasty." Jiraiya approved.

He pulled back and grinned. Kakashi has been pushing you hard. You take it so well now. Hardly any prep is needed. You lewdly gasp as he pulls the plug out of one hole and puts it in the back one. It slides in easily and stays put. He pulls the panties back up in their proper place and gives your butt a squeeze.

"Looking good, babe!"

You stand back up properly and look at him. He's holding your bra out towards you. You stick your tongue out at him and take it. He's sweet enough to help you put it on. Then he helps with getting the dress top on. He fancied leaving the first three buttons undone, making sure your breasts are on display.

"If you plan on taking me out like this then I suggest we do up one more." You say as you button up one more.

"But you're so cute when you show off."

You roll your eyes and ignore him. You keep it a little more conservative... well conservative in the same way that sheer stockings are conservative. So hardly at all. You look like one of those sexy librarians in a cheesy old school porno.

Jiraiya smiles and gestures grandly to the door. You roll your eyes and head towards it. You slip on some shoes. He opens the door for you and you head outside.

Now doing this sort of play isn't all that new to you. You've had sex with them both in a public place before, having some fun with a couple of toys around town ain't so out of the norm. You jump when Jiraiya pinches your ass and gropes the middle of your rump.

"Just checking how it's holding up." He explains.

"Not so hard!" You complain as he squeezes.

"Relax would ya, babe? It's in there nicely."

You retaliate with a whack to his side. A light one informing him that he's pushing it. But your hand comes across something hard. Not like fleshy hard. But like plastic. You cast him a confused look. What else is he hiding?

He grabs it from the inside of his kosode before you could really inspect. His smile turns a tad wicked as he holds out what looks like one of those electric pets by the keychain. It's oval and has three buttons on it.

He twirls it around his finger before catching it in his palm. With his thumb he clicks one of the buttons. The air is taken from your lungs as you realize what's happening. Your knees threaten to buckle and you cling to your big pervy boyfriend as he tortures you with remote control vibrating panties.

"This was your plan?" You ask.

"Mhmm! I think it's going quite well." Jiraiya confirmed.

He grabbed your hips and pulled you closer. You whine as your body presses against his. You looked good just in the outfit but seeing you so flustered is really turning him on. Your face changes, gasping as you go tense when he turned it up a notch.

"We stop when you can't take it anymore... and you're begging."

"T-Then what?"

"I'll fuck you however I want to." He leans in closer and his lips just barely graze yours. "Wherever I want to."

You stare at him, panting and shifting your legs. Which made the plug shift in you and the panties hardly were affected unless you squeezed them with your thighs. At this very moment you can't wait to be at his mercy. He can be quite the bad boy when he wants to be...

Slowly but surely Kakashi makes his way towards your home. As usual he's late. But you have long accepted this vice. You're probably just finishing up getting ready anyways. He's got quite the plan today. A date to celebrate and enjoy the final day he has with you alone. Jiraiya will be back tomorrow. Maybe if he really does something romantic then you'll finally pick him. He's already got a rival he doesn't want to remain enemies with Jiraiya longer than he has to. Once he wins this he can go back to enjoying the friendship he once had with the older man.

Unless winning you leads to something else. Surely Jiraiya isn't petty enough to cut off ties over a girl is he?

Well only fate will know.

Kakashi knocks on your door. It's quiet on the other side. Usually he can hear you walk to the door. But there's nothing but dead silence. Maybe you didn't hear him? He knocks again. He tries the knob and it's unlocked. He plays himself in and looks around. It's empty. You aren't home. Odd. You've never blown him off before.

Perhaps there was an emergency and you had to run out.

He turns on his heel and returns to the streets to seek you out. He wants to bask in the final day he has alone with you. He won't give up so easily.

He didn't have to look for long. Kakashi had made his way to the market area on a hunch and spotted you almost immediately. And his blood boiled at seeing why you aren't home. Jiraiya has his paws all over you. The flirty outfit you're wearing is getting quite disheveled as you have your body pressed against the older man. Your legs are spread apart and wrapped around his waist. He's got his hand under your skit and passionately making out with him. The tree supporting your back is scratching against your bare skin as your shirt is riding up to a dangerously lewd degree.

This is racy. Even if off the beaten path a little it's still quite public. Especially since Jiraiya is eagerly rocking his hips against yours. Your clutching and trying to get at something in his other hand but he's not letting you.

So that's why you left. A big pervert got his claws back in you. Kakashi stormed forward, burning to fix this problem.

You nearly fall on your butt as Jiraiya is suddenly pulled off of you. A whine loudly escapes you as the delightful pressure against your crotch was taken away. The vibrator is almost at full blast and it has you shaking. The fabric is soaked through from your own fluids and already trailing down your innermost thighs.

You didn't last long with your white haired partner really going at it. He took you to the market to shop but he just wanted to show you off to the biggest crowd in the village. He was really getting off to seeing you get more tense and flustered whenever he turned it up. It was hard to control yourself. You quickly gave in and begged for more attention.

"Ka-Kakashi?" You stammer as you registered who had interrupted.

He doesn't say anything to you as he glares at Jiraiya. Both men are glaring each other with animosity. They seem prepared to fight each other.

"Can't you see I'm busy?" Jiraiya asked.

"Yeah with my girlfriend." Kakashi retorted.

"She's dating both of us!"

"She had a date with me!"

"Then don't be so late and maybe you would've gotten that date!"

Your head turns back and forth between them as they argue. It's the first time you've seen them have a spat over you. Jiraiya casted a quick look to you and fell quiet. He sighed and looked at the other man with a stern frown.

"Let's talk about this away from her."

"Fine."

You objected as they walk away. Jiraiya assures you it'll be quick. He dangles the small remote from his finger and tells you to focus on the good stuff with a cheeky wink. With a huff you watch them take off. What on earth could they have to discuss so seriously about you... away from you?

Should you go and see? It seems rude to spy on them even if they are your boyfriends. They deserve to have their secrets too. You fidget against the tree as you ponder what to do. Honestly you'd rather stay hidden as you are hardly in any shape to go back out.

Your legs are rubbing against each other beyond your command. All of your nether regions are begging for attention. You could go for both of your partners between you right now fucking you senseless. Can't they hurry up?

A call of your name made your jump. It was loud and unapologetic about it. You cringe as Guy lands on the ground beside you seemingly from the sky. You like him enough as a person but this isn't the time for pleasantries.

"Have you seen my rival? He's been slipping through my fingers all day." He asks as he puts his hand above his brow to block out the sun and have a look around.

"Hehh..." Your voice dies off as you catch how breathy it is. You clear your throat and try again. "He's with Jiraiya right now. Th.. They're talking about something."

"Already? Didn't Jiraiya just get home?"

You huff as you clench up. It would be way better if he wasn't here right now. You keep your head turned partly away from him so he can't see how flustered you are. It's a blessing that he's the type of man to be woefully oblivious most times.

"Yeah. We... were on a date." You answer.

"Oh I see."

The polyamory relationship thing has been some hot news since it came out. The fact that two notorious perverts were sharing one woman was a shock to the general public. Thankfully you haven't gotten many comments on it. Sometimes another ninja will make a snide remark about you being easy but your boyfriends are quick to defend you.

Guy was pretty chill about it. He didn't give much of a crap so long as you get treated well. He was very sweetly concerned about how you were doing caught in the middle but you are just fine. Honestly you could use one of them right now. Can't they wrap up their conversation? Suddenly your not so welcome company gasps with realization.

"You don't think I'm being replaced do you?!" Guy asks with a true and intense appal. "I'm Kakashi's one true rival! Jiraiya can't just take my place!"

"It's only a friendly catch up, Guy." You assure him.

"You say that now but what if that changes?!"

He grabs your arm and whisks you away.

"We must find out immediately!"

"Isn't that invasive?"

"There's no bounds that can hold me when it comes to my rival!"

You sigh as you willingly let him take you away. There's no fighting it now. You tell him the general direction the boys went and follow it. Luckily it wasn't a far trip as they seemed to have simply found privacy in between a pair of buildings. The not so hushed tones of their argument is continued.

"You're breaking the agreement!" Kakashi hissed.

"What agreement? We said we'd compete until she picked! There was no rules put in place!" Jiraiya argued.

"Hijacking my date is overstepping!"

You shrink back a little as the truth was plainly said. Jiraiya and Kakashi were only collaborating until you broke up with one of them. It's a sneaker way of making you choose without confronting you.

Their voices raise as Jiraiya defends his actions and Kakashi retaliated. From beside you Guy is grimacing as even he knows that this isn't good. There's shuffling and they began to scuffle over something.

You gasp and cover your mouth as the vibrator changed pace. They're fighting over the remote!

This... is ridiculous!

You made it clear from the start that you didn't want to choose. They offered you that option and you accepted it. But it was all a lie! They never saw eye to eye on the situation and to use you like that until you picked!... It's just cruel. Do they even love you like they said or is this literally only a dick measuring contest?

Enraged by the truth you steel yourself. None of this feels good anymore. You stand up straight and march out to confront them. They are literally fighting over the remote like children fighting over a toy.

"Enough!" You shout.

Both Jiraiya and Kakashi stop dead mid motion. They both have their hands on the remote while either pulling hair or pushing the other. They stare at you with wide eyes because they know they're in trouble. You continue your firm approach and snatch the remote from them and turn the device off.

You sigh. Finally some relief. It stopped feeling good the moment you heard why they're fighting. Tears are already threatening you. But you can't do this.

"I told you both that I couldn't choose. And I'm not going to." You say as your voice wavers with emotion. "It's both or neither! I-I can't believe you two did this!"

You turn on your heel and leave. But a pair of hands grab at your arms. You turn your head to see they both reached out to stop you. You wrench away from them.

"Are you breaking up with us?" Kakashi asks.

"Yes. If you and Jiraiya can't work together then I don't want either of you."

"Wait... please don't.." Jiraiya spoke up too.

You shake your head and keep going. They both looked shocked and crushed. They both remain still and quiet as you walk away. They let you walk away as they let what you said sink in.

"This is your fault." Kakashi accuses.

"My fault?!" Jiraiya growls.

With both men fuelled by their argument and you breaking it off, they lost their composures. The window for civil conversation passed as Jiraiya and Kakashi began to fight. They fight as any two men would fight over a woman, with hardly any style or grace. It was a clumsy no jutsu, only emotionally charged fisticuffs.

Their spectator broke it up before it hardly began. Like naughty cats, Guy held the two men away from each other by they scruffs of their necks. He was quite surprised that they would stoop so low as to brawl like that.

Jiraiya is scowling hard, his arms crossed over his chest and childishly refusing to look at Kakashi. He looks the other way as he licks over his lips. Kakashi had decked him in the mouth and split his bottom lip. It's doing little to calm him down. He knows he didn't make that jerk bleed.

Kakashi exhales deeply as he casts a dirty look over at his romantic rival. He has his hand pressed against his belly. That nasty old perv got in a good gut punch that winded him. What he wouldn't give to return the favour.

"You two need to walk this off." Guy finally said as he released them. "Fighting won't fix the problem."

Neither of them reply. They chance looking at each other and get locked in a stalemate of glaring. If either moved suddenly it would ignite the fight again. If Guy wasn't between them to stop it they would still be brawling.

"If you just backed off there wouldn't be a problem." Jiraiya mutters.

"Funny, I was going to say the same thing." Kakashi matched the bitter hushed tones.

The older man sneered. Then the younger snorted in response. Guy looked at both, casting his eyes from one to the other. He frowns as he wonders if these two will ever be friendly again.

A long agonizing week passes...

With a disgruntled sigh Jiraiya runs his finger around the rim of his cup. This week sucks. His first week home and he managed to mess this all up. You won't leave your house or answer the door. Kakashi won't look at him. He's got no one else to really talk to. So he's resorted to washing his dollars, and sorrows, down the drain with alcohol.

He glanced over at the other end of the bar where Kakashi is drinking with Guy. The green clad man has been a good friend, ensuring no other impromptu fist fights happen. As least Kakashi has such a nice friend to help out. If Tsunade were here she'd call him a dumbass. And she's right.

He really misses you. You were always nice to drink with. Plus it came with the bonus of being able to hold you close and kiss you breathless. You took care of him when he had too much. Well actually both you and Kakashi did. It was sorta nice to have two partners. Even if you were the focus, Kakashi ain't bad to look at. Sharing with him had been a blast and since everyone involved was attractive it wasn't ever... weird.

Kakashi is... decent. Decent enough for a guy. A little closed off but you seem to bring that out. Apparently the younger man does... or did like to talk to Jiraiya. It was nice being together. It's the happiest he's been in years.

While tipsy and sad, he's coming to a conclusion. A conclusion that he's a little surprised with but it wouldn't be out of the question.

Being in a polyamorous relationship with you and Kakashi was the most fun he's had in a long time. And if having you in his life meant he had to share you then he's okay with it. There are worse people to share a woman with. Any hey... maybe it would be a little fun to try some new things out with the other man.

"What are you smirking about?" Kakashi rather drunkenly, and venomously asked loudly.

Jiraiya stood and made his way closer. Kakashi raised his guard and a worried Guy was vigilantly standing by just in case.

"Sorry for hijacking your date. It would've been better if I talked to you first."

The two younger men seemed surprised that at the apology. But Kakashi doesn't say anything. So Jiraiya tries to make his intentions more clear.

"What we did to her was pretty crappy." He continued.

"What are you getting at?"

"I'm just saying that if you're willing to actually share..."

"You want to share her?"

"Yeah. I don't want to lose her, do you?"

"..." Kakashi slumps a little in his seat. "No."

"Great! Let's go make it up to her!"

Kakashi was hesitant. He looks at his... sorta ex? Over slowly. The relationship was fun for him too but...

"Aren't you mad at me?"

"If I held a grudge every time someone got mad at me and punched me in the face I wouldn't have anyone to talk to."

It's hard to rebut that statement. Jiraiya has a reputation for many things and pissing people off is in the top five. He's good at it and he's well aware of that. But he's also quite genuine. He's honest.

Kakashi accepts the apology and returns it. If the alternative of being with you is not at all then he'd rather try this again and do it the right way. It hasn't been all that bad double teaming you with his idol.

"Is it really so simple?" Kakashi asks. "Getting her back?"

"Yeah. I don't think it will be too hard if we do it the right way."

"What exactly is the right way?"

Jiraiya smirks. Kakashi raises his brows. While the older man is more savvy in the art of seduction and romance that look is hard to fully trust. It's going to be a little devious. But he loves you and has faith in Jiraiya. Whatever this plan is it will most certainly work...

The familiar knocking pattern of Kakashi hits your door again. You ignore it. You don't really want to talk to him. Nor do you want to talk to Jiraiya. Not really anyways.

"Babe c'mon, we got a surprise for you!" Jiraiya called through the door.

They're together? That's odd. Last you saw them they were fighting. You're curious to what they both could want. Maybe it's a sign. You told them it was both or none and maybe they've come to some kind of agreement? But that doesn't negate the confusion and pain they put you through. Even know you are still unsure about their true feelings for you.

You open the door. An answer or something would be nice. They are both standing there. Jiraiya smiles at you and offers the flowers he was holding. Kakashi does the exact same thing, offering you a package of your favourite sweets.

"What's going on?" You ask.

They both start to talk but stop suddenly. They share a look with each other. It's not hostile but one of a silent communication. Did they practice this?

"We're sorry for what we did." Kakashi spoke first.

"And we'd like a second chance." Jiraiya added.

You observe them carefully. Both of them look eager and nervous. Your eyes glance down to the gifts they brought. It was sweet of them to bring you the things you like but...

"I... don't know how you two feel about me." You finally say.

"What do you mean?"

"I just... don't know if you both really love me."

Both Jiraiya and Kakashi look distraught by your words. You shrink away when they both reach out to touch you. You can't help how you feel.

"I only felt like a prize to be won. You get what I mean? It's hard to believe you both loved me when you have been lying to me for so long."

Kakashi lowers his gaze in shame. Jiraiya bows his head. Both do feel bad for doing that. To hurt you was never their intention. But it would've been impossible to not hurt you by doing their plan of out doing each other until you picked.

"I love you." Kakashi broke the moment of silence. He grabbed your hand with a light grip. "You mean so much to me and if being with you means me and Jiraiya have to work together then I want to do it."

"Same here." Jiraiya adds. He grabs your other hand and smiles. "I love you, babe. This time we want to do this the right way. Give us another chance?"

Your gaze is on your hands. Both are being held with a tenderness by your lovers. Upon looking back up at there faces you see that they both mean it. They do love you. They want you back. As the warmth of their hands and their words soak in, your mind is coming to a clear answer.

You don't want to give up on them. One screw up shouldn't mark the end of this relationship. Especially since they just proved they're willing to work on it. Being with them makes you indescribably happy.

You escape the gentle grips of their hands and embrace them both. It's a little awkward considering the height differences but you can still manage to sling your arms around the backs of their necks. Petals graze the back of your head and a box bumps against your side as they return the hug.

"I love you both." You whisper.

In response you got two simultaneous kisses on each cheek. From over your shoulders the boys look at each other. Success! And they didn't have to go all the way to the bar Jiraiya set to convince you. To which Kakashi is a tad glad about but Jiraiya wouldn't mind still doing.

You invite them in and they accept. You had planned on maybe warming back up to the extreme levels the relationship was at before. Some shared cuddles. A quiet night in. But the boys used their combined powers to convince you otherwise. It's hard to resist when one is making out with you while sitting in his lap and the other is undressing you.

What's worse is it seems that Kakashi's influence is really rubbing off on Jiraiya. They look at each other and chuckle as they poke around the decorative box you keep your toys in. It's not long until you're on the floor on your knees, wearing only a skirt and thigh high stockings. They've blindfolded you and tied your hands behind your back. And those dreaded panties make a comeback.

You shift as you eagerly anticipate their first move. It's great that they're working together but a sinking feeling in your gut is telling you that the combined efforts of two perverts may just lead to your doom.

"She's pretty like this, don't you think?" Jiraiya asks.

"Yes. Very pretty." Kakashi agreed.

"And what do we make the pretty girl do first?"

There's a pause. Then a chuckle.

"We make her squirm."

You gasp at their words. Jiraiya and Kakashi have never failed to turn you on but this is the first time it's ever felt so intense. Being at their complete mercy tonight sounds perfect.

The tense atmosphere returned as you await their first move. It's silent.

Then... there's a click that only a very certain button makes.