I should probably make it clear that some events are mixed around. Like Issei already got Rias out of her marriage contract with Riser which is why they're dating but Asia hasn't been introduced.

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Naruto yawned as he made his way to school. The past few days had been rather boring. He hadn't made any further progress with Sona so he had recently begun coming up with a plan on how to get Koneko.

It hadn't taken him long to come up with something, he could just overload her senses with chakra and she'd become putty in his hands, which is why he decided to hold off on it as it'd be too easy.

"What're you thinking about?" Akeno asked, sinking his arm into her breasts.

"Who else to fuck."

"Ooh! How exciting~. Care to share who?" She asked with a grin.

"I think I'll leave you guessing." Naruto laughed as they approached the school gate, "Who are they?"

Akeno looked at where he was pointing and frowned, "Members of the Church... They better not be here to cause any trouble."

"They should try being a bit more subtle." Naruto smiled, "Wanna go say hi?"

"We don't have a choice..." Akeno frowned as they made their way over to the two hooded individuals.

"Hello there! How can we help you?" Naruto greeted them warmly.

"Oh, hello there..."

"We're here to speak with the Devils who own this territory." The more serious looking girl interrupted her partner.

"That can be arranged—."

"Now."

Akeno narrowed her eyes, "Fine, follow me then."

The ORCroom...

"Rias, you have some... guests who would like to see you."

Akeno led the two girls to stand before the Gremory heir while Naruto decided to relax on the couch.

Her King looked up from her paperwork and frowned at the sight of the two exorcists as they removed their hoods, "So I see, would you mind fetching Sona and the rest of the peerage?"

Akeno nodded, "Of course."

Rias cleared her throat before smiling, "Why don't you make yourselves comfortable? Sit with Naruto while you wait."

The blue haired girl narrowed her eyes and decided to stay standing, making Rias fight the urge to roll her eyes.

Her partner opted to take the offer and sat next to Naruto, deciding to make small talk.

"It's been a while since I've been in Kuoh." She said with a smile.

He figured she didn't mind making small talk with him considering he wasn't a Devil.

"You like visiting Kuoh?"

"No, I used to live here. I want to visit an old neighbour after this... I reckon he still lives in the same place." Irina looked to be in thought for a second, "I wonder if he still remembers me."

"I'm sure he does, only an idiot would forget such a lovely person like you."

She smiled, "Haha, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't remember me considering I was a tomboy back then."

"What's his name? Maybe I know him?"

"Issei Hyoudou." She said with a smile.

A beat. And a smile.

Wasn't that something?

What were the odds that this pretty girl was an old friend of Issei's? And one that seemed to harbour old feelings towards him too.

The situation couldn't be written any better. It was as if some higher being was smiling down upon him.

Naruto smiled, "Really? What a coincidence, he just happens to be my neighbour! His house is to the left of mine."

"Seriously? That's my old house!" She giggled.

"Isn't that something? Maybe you'd like to come over? See your old house and everything? I tried not to change too much."

"Really? You wouldn't mind?" Irina looked excited at the thought of visiting her old home.

"Irina, please remember we have other business to attend to first."

Irina sighed, "Yeah, I know."

"Rias, we're here." Akeno announced her presence, alongside Sona and her peerage.

"Wonderful, now we can get started." Rias smiled.

"It won't take long. We simply want you to know that we have some business to take care of with some Fallen Angels stationed here and ask that you do not interfere."

Naruto tuned out the rest of the conversation as it didn't particularly interest him. He knew Kuoh had a few Fallen Angel's taking residence but as long as they weren't doing anything to bother ordinary people he couldn't be bothered to do anything about them.

His attention was completely set on Irina's crestfallen look.

He leaned closer to her and whispered, "I wasn't sure how to tell you... Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to keep this information from you. I'm sure it must be hard to take in."

"It is a little, yeah." She nodded slowly.

"But hey, that doesn't mean you still can't be friends." He smiled as he set his hand on her back as a gesture of comfort.

"You really think so? Even though he is a Devil and I am an exorcist?"

"Why not? Just because your beliefs may clash, it doesn't mean you have to hate each other."

Irina smiled lightly, "You are a truly kind man. Perhaps if everyone was a little bit more like you the world would be a better place."

Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly, "Haha, thank you."

"By the way... Why are you friends with these Devils? You're a human."

"Why not? They haven't done anything to me so I see no reason as to why I shouldn't be friends with them. I'm also friends with a powerful Fallen Angel."

Irina's eyes widened.

"And now an exorcist so I just have to befriend an Angel. Don't know where to find one though..." He hummed to himself.

"Irina." Xenovia walked up to where her partner and Naruto were sitting, "Let's go. The Devils have agreed not to interfere in this."

"Ah, okay!" She stood up and looked at Naruto before turning to Xenovia, "Actually, do you mind if we go to my old house first? Naruto here lives there."

Xenovia turned to the smiling blond, "I guess so."

"Yay! Let's get going then."

Naruto turned to all the Devils in the room, "Later guys!"

Akeno smiled, "Later darling, have fun~."

Naruto's house...

"It feels really nice to see something so familiar." Irina sighed in nostalgia as she walked around her old home.

Naruto went to follow after her but was stopped by Xenovia as she stepped in front of him.

"Can I help you?"

Xenovia hummed as she looked him over, "How strong would you say you are?"

Naruto looked at her curiously, "Why do you ask?"

"That Devil boy in the Sitri's peerage let it slip that his King and the Gremory wanted you for their peerage. So it makes me curious as to what kind of human you are to warrant their attention. You don't seem like you possess a Sacred Gear."

"Because I don't." He smirked, "As for how strong I am... I could beat every single supernatural being in Kuoh without breaking a sweat."

"Every single one you say?"

He nodded.

"Well, that's good to know." She stepped closer to him and her breasts almost pressed against him, "Would you be kind enough to let us stay in your home? I'm afraid that Irina and I have nowhere to go."

"Yeah, no problem. I could take care of your Fallen Angel problem too if you wish."

Xenovia smiled, "That sounds like the perfect opportunity to see how strong you are."

"Great, let's go see where Irina is then. I have a guest room that you two can use while you're here."

Xenovia was certainly... Interesting. He noticed that she had a different aura compared to Irina's. If he could describe it in a simple way, he would simply say it was less pure in comparison. Especially with the way she had been eyeing him.

"Yo, Irina I was just telling—"

"I wasn't doing anything! I just found them under your bed... I didn't look under your bed on purpose though! I was just—."

"Woah, easy there. What did you find?" Naruto asked.

Irina blushed as she showed him the paddle and cuffs she had been hiding behind her back.

"Oh, that's it? You had me worried there for a second."

"W-What do you mean that's it?" Irina's cheeks reddened.

"My girlfriend is a masochist so I have a few toys for when she comes over." He shrugged.

"Interesting." Xenovia took the paddle from Irina and smacked her on the arm.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"Just testing it." Xenovia shrugged.

Naruto laughed, "That's not where one usually uses it."

"Then where?"

Naruto coughed, "Anyway, you two can take the guest room for as long as you're staying in Kuoh."

"God bless you, Naruto! You're too kind."

"It's nothing, really." He waved it off, "I assume you two must be tired, you should get some rest. I'll go tell Azazel in the meantime of what's going on here."

"Azazel?!" Irina looked surprised.

"Xenovia will tell you." Was all he said before leaving.


"So he actually went and did it." Azazel sighed in annoyance.

"Who do you mean?"

"Kokabiel. He's a warmonger but I didn't think he'd be so stupid to try something like this."

"Right, I just came here to tell you that I'm going to kill him."

Azazel waved it off, "Do whatever you want, I'm more interested in the progress you've been making."

"Well, I have two girls at the moment... Could be three but that'd be too easy and no fun."

"That's it?" Azazel looked disappointed.

"Don't look so down. I'll be getting Sona Sitri soon enough."

"Now we're talking!"

"That's not the best part either." Naruto grinned, "Two exorcist girls came to Kuoh to retrieve the swords and one of them is childhood friends with the Red Dragon Emperor."

Azazel clapped in excitement, "A childhood friend! Brilliant!"

"Issei didn't recognize her though. I'm thinking of having them get closer and then taking her for myself or take her first and then make him believe he has a chance."

Azazel nodded in thought, "Hmmm, both methods sound good... What about the other exorcist?"

"It seems like she just wants to fuck someone who's strong. I'll have to get to know her a bit more to be certain."

"You're making me so proud, Naruto. You're like the son I've never had!"

"Don't make it weird, Azazel. Besides, you got Vali."

"That's correct... Unfortunately, he's too obsessed with fighting and seriously needs to get laid."

"Speaking of Vali, I'll be taking him when I go rag doll Kokabiel. Just to humiliate Issei in another level, then have Rias tell him a bunch of nice things to make him feel better. Probably while I fuck her or something like that." Naruto shrugged.

Azazel sobbed with joy, "You're such a degenerate and I fucking love it."

"Right, do you know where Vali is?"

"No clue. The kid never tells me where he goes, but I'll tell him to pay you a visit tomorrow when he comes back."

"By the way, do you think you can hold off Kokabiel's plans off for a few days without it being suspicious?"

Azazel hummed in thought, "Sure, I can do that."

"Cool, I owe ya one."

"It's no problem... But you better not come back until you shag someone new!"

The next day...

"Rise and shine ladies!" Naruto barged into the room where the exorcists were staying.

"Eeep!" Irina shrieked as she covered her naked body.

"Woah! Sorry about that! Didn't realize you slept naked..." He coughed awkwardly as he covered his eyes, "Although, you didn't even have any luggage so now that I think about it, I really should've expected that."

He waited for a few seconds in silence before he decided to peak through his hands. Irina was franticly trying to dress herself up but Xenovia didn't seem to particularly care that he had seen their nude state.

"It's fine Irina, Naruto is a taken man remember?"

"R-Right..."

"Speaking about that, my girlfriends comes over on the weekends so—."

"Oh no! She won't get mad at you, will she?" Irina looked worried.

"No, nothing like that. She knows you're both staying here so I just wanted to tell you two not to let her get to you. She really likes to... tease people."

"That's totally fine! We don't mind."

"Yeah, I don't think you'll be saying that once she actually starts..." He mumbled, "Anyway, she's already here. So you should get dressed, Xenovia. Unless you want to get groped."

"Hiya darling~! Oh, what do we have here? Already. getting the exorcists naked? You really do move fast." Akeno grinned as she walked up behind him.

Xenovia frowned, "This Devil is your girlfriend?"

"She sure is, so I'd like to ask all three of you to not be antagonistic to one another while you're in my house. I really don't want to feel any animosity coming from anyone here, it really kills the vibe in the house."

"As thanks for your hospitality, we will refrain from any unwarranted and unnecessary looks or comments." Irina reassured him.

"Great! I also wanted to let you girls know that Azazel is able to delay Kokabiel's plans for a few days. So you'll have plenty of time to prepare properly and to relax. Wouldn't want you to go and fight without being properly prepared."

"Well said." Irina nodded in agreement.

"So, who's ready for breakfast?"


"Should've known how awkward this was gonna be from the fact that it took me five minutes to convince them that Akeno didn't poison their food."

"Say, Irina, how would you like to visit Issei and his family later today? They don't know he's a Devil so you'd have to keep that a secret."

"Oh, I would love to!"

"Are you sure that's a good idea, Naruto? I'm pretty sure Rias will be going over to his house today."

"Oh, really? I guess we could go on another day."

"Why would she go over to his house?" Irina frowned slightly.

"Why wouldn't she? Rias loves to visit her boyfriend's parents." Akeno smiled as she slurped on her soup, "This is some really good soup, it turned out pretty well if I do say so myself."

"How long have they been dating?"

"Maybe about a month? They're a nice couple." Naruto smiled, "Issei also wants to be a harem king which is something I find to be quite amusing since they haven't done anything but kiss."

"Really? Even though they're Devils?" Xenovia asked.

Naruto nodded, "You would think Issei would've taken his chance by now considering she always sleeps naked."

"She must not like that then." Xenovia nodded.

"Yes, she gets really wound up. Fortunately she found a way to take care of it."

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, she got herself a nice toy to help her relieve her stress." Akeno smiled, doing her best not to burst out laughing.

"Anyway, I think that's enough of that. You two enjoy your meal... I'll be in my room if any of you need anything."

Irina waited until Naruto left the dining room before turning to Akeno, "So how long have you two been dating?"

"About two weeks. It stared with me spying on him when he was having sex and then we went off to give dating a go."

Irina choked.

"You should be more careful when eating, Irina."

"He's a really great guy, I'm definitely going to marry him."

"Well, that's great!" Irina smiled as she recovered.

"I'm going to go see if he wants to go have some fun, enjoy your meal~."

"T-Thank you..."

Akeno smiled as she entered Naruto's room and left the door slightly ajar, "Well, what did you think of my performance?"

"You certainly seemed to be having lots of fun messing with Irina back there." Naruto smirked as he sat on his bed.

"Do I get a reward for that?" Akeno kneeled in front of the blond and pulled down his pants, "Oh my, nothing to cover your manhood?"

"Hmmm? You want a reward?"

"You know it, so why don't you tie me down and have your way with me~?"

"Oh? Are you telling me what to do now?"

"And what if I am?" She asked teasingly.

Naruto smirked as he picked her up and threw her onto his bed, "Time to cuff you and leave you all wound up for the rest of the day."

Akeno moaned as she was handcuffed to the headboard, "Oh please do, take me to the verge of cumming before you stop and leave me unable to satisfy myself."

"As you wish." He smiled as he straddled the girl, freeing her breasts from her shirt and slipping off her skirt and panties, "I'll do this quickly, in consideration of our guests."

"How nice of you."

"Do try not to be too loud." He grinned before slamming his length into her womanhood.

"Ghk! Fuuuuuck~!"

"Shhhh, what did I tell you?"

"Sorry, it just feels so g-good..." Akeno moaned as Naruto moved slowly inside of her.

"Yeah? Why don't I add some more instruments for your pleasure?"

"P-Please do." She smiled when he pulled out an o-ring gag with nipple piercings attached.

"Maybe this will help your noise problem." Naruto whistled as he attached the device to the girl below him, "Don't you look wonderful? I better send a picture of this to Rias... Do you think she might actually be spending time with Issei to keep appearances?"

Akeno made a bunch of incoherent sounds and Naruto nodded, "I think so too. A better reason as to why we should send this to her, get her wound up for our next session."

Akeno groaned impatiently as she waited for Naruto to go back to fucking her.

Naruto tisked, "Don't you know patience is a virtue? Just for that I'm not fucking your pussy."

Akeno moaned in frustration.

"Relax, I'll be using your mouth instead and will be kind enough to use a vibrator too."

He told her as he lined up his cock to her mouth, "Naturally, we're starting with the lowest setting."

Akeno shifted in place, trying to get more pleasure by rubbing herself as she licked the head of her boyfriend's member.

"I'm sure you can take it all in." Naruto grinned as he began throat fucking his girlfriend, "We're gonna turn up the intensity down there too."

He grinned as he felt Akeno thrash in pleasure below him, gagging on his cock simultaneously as he pulled on the nipple clamps.

Unfortunately, his fun was interrupted when a magic circle appeared in his room.

"Naruto, Azazel told me you wanted to speak—."

"Vali, must you teleport straight into my room? Can't you see I'm busy?" Naruto rolled his eyes as he got off Akeno and put his pants and shirt on.

"Yes, I see that now." Vali looked at the panting girl before turning his attention back to the blond, "Anyway, what is it that you want?"

"Right, I want you to come back to Kuoh in a few days so you can mentally humiliate your rival."

"The Red Dragon Emperor?" Vali smiled in excitement, "Will I get to fight him?"

"No, he's too weak for that." Naruto told him as he lazily played with Akeno's folds, "I just want you there to remind him of how pathetic he is."

Vali frowned, "That's no fun. If my rival is too weak to fight me right now then what will I do? You're more than enough to kill him."

"Hmm, there must be something I can do for you in exchange? Obviously I plan to humiliate Kokabiel but I also want you to give Issei a little scare."

"Actually, there is one thing now that I think about it... Get Kuroka off my back, she keeps bothering me about having my babies and it makes me consider killing her sometimes."

"You got a deal. You can take a look at the Red Dragon from the window by the way."

Vali raised a brow as he looked at his rival across the street, "He looks pathetic... How disappointing."

"He is indeed. Alright, you can leave now." Naruto smirked, "Akeno here wanted to be brought to the edge of cumming before I leave her unsatisfied."

"I don't need to know what you get up to when you have sex, Naruto." Vali said in annoyance before disappearing.

"Well, hope you have fun for the rest of the day. I think I'm going to go out with the exorcists and show them around and maybe if you're lucky Rias will come and relieve you... Or torture you a bit more, who knows?" He shrugged before making his way to the door.

Naruto paused as he noticed the door was more open than how Akeno had left it, "Looks like we had an audience, I wonder which of the two it was..."

He closed the door before making his way to the living room where he heard the sound of the television, "Right, do you two want to go out or would you prefer to stay inside all day?"

"Go out!" Irina shouted, "Umm, I'm not really one for being locked inside all day."

Naruto grinned, "Oh yeah, I totally get you. Say, do you want to go visit Issei and his family now?"

"Wouldn't his girlfriend be there...?" Irina asked.

He shrugged, "We won't know unless we go."

That was a lie. He knew she was going to be there, considering he texted her to go over to Issei's.

"Yeah, that'd be nice. Do you mind, Xenovia?"

"I don't really care, if you want to visit his family go for it." She shrugged.

"Great! Wait for me a moment so I can go get changed." Naruto told them before making his way back to his room.

Akeno looked up at him in confusion.

"Just here to make a clone to go over to Issei's since I personally want to take care of other business." Naruto made the hand sign and nudged his clone away, "You know what to do."

Akeno looked intrigued and he nodded, "Yes I know you're curious so I'll tell you a little bit. I've been getting a bit impatient these last few days so I've decided that today I'm going to have double the fun, if all goes well... Time to get to work."


I wanted to get this chapter out last night before going to sleep since I've been procrastinating and ignoring it while I work on two other concepts (One of those is a Naruto x Vikings story which I'm quite excited about) but I ended up passing out... Here it is though.

As for my other stories... I'll be getting back to them sometime this month. Probably.