"Hey Bee?" Danny was floating idly in the air, going through his phone as he spoke.

"Yeah?" Bee was playing with the giant Rubix Danny had made for Scout, trying to solve it.

"Can Cybertronians get drunk?"

It was an innocent question. But it was enough for Bee to pause, stiffen up. And then relax before he scowled heavily, "Oh. Yeah," There was a tone of annoyance in his voice," We can."

His tone caught Danny's attention, and with a smile on his face, he asked," Why did you say it like that?" his tone was lighthearted, the difference between his tone and Bee's was drastic.

Bee sighed but gave a dry chuckle as he said, "Because Optimus accidentally got me drunk when I was younger. I was about 16 or so, in human years."

His friend snorted and with a smile, he asked, "How did he do that?"

Letting out a growl as he messed up his progress, Bee continued to flip through the Rubix, "Ratchet had made some drinks for himself and the others and put them where we stored the energon," Ok, that sounded like it made sense. He knew that Bee was the youngest by at least a decade (in human terms) so it made sense that the older members of his team wanted to relax in a way that was a little bit more traditional.

"But since Optimus was off on a mission, he was the last one to find out where they stored it," Danny's grin started to get bigger, he knew where this was going," And he didn't find out about it until he grabbed some energon for the two of us one night."

Danny started chuckling, "That's hilarious. When did he find out he gave you the wrong energon?"

His friend snorted, "When I started stumbling around the room and tripping over myself."

That was a sight Danny would like to see one day. Sounds like his friend was a sloppy drunk. And in his experience, those were either some of the most annoying or funniest types of people," Couldn't you tell the difference?"

"Nah," Bee waved his hand around dismissively," High-grade energon taste like regular energon, but they usually add flavoring and coloring to differentiate between the two. Only Ratchet didn't get a chance to add the flavoring or coloring. And he made it strong. "

Danny nodded his head understandingly, it was just a series of mistakes that got him drunk, "What did he say?"

Bee, at last, let out a laugh and said with a smile, "Oh he was mortified. Especially since I had a rough hangover, he kept on apologizing for the entire day. He still gets flustered if I bring it up now," That made sense that Bee had a rough hangover since he had gotten absolutely hammered by accident. He wasn't even able to mentally prepare himself for the consequences," What about you?"

Unlike Bee, Danny had a bright smile on his face as he brought up the memory, "I got drunk at my friend's house once," Ah that was a good day. It had been a celebration with Tucker, his wife, Sam, and himself to celebrate some of Tucker's tech being patented and being sold in mass production. That had been a good day, he had even broken out some of liquor Frostbite had given him so he could celebrate properly with the couple," and according to Sam. When she started to drive us home, she had taken off her bra." He knew he had almost lost the funny part of the story when Bee tilted his head in curiosity.

"Whats a bra?"

How was he supposed to explain the significance of a bra, to a race that didn't wear any clothes?

"Its an undergarment for women. It's a very personal piece of clothing to them," He wasn't going to go into anatomy, since they did share the same basic structure, they were still different in many ways," anyways, she had taken off her bra in the car. And at some point in time," He started chuckling, he still had a rough memory of what he did," I woke up and put it on like it was a cap. And I wore it like that. For the rest of the night."

Denny, who had walked around the corner just in time for Danny to admit that he wore his wife's bra like it was a hat, doubled over, roaring with laughter as he most likely pictured Danny wearing it. Danny started laughing as he said, "Yeah laugh it up, Denny!"

"You-you! "Denny's voice was strained as he gasped out between laughs," I can't believe you did that!"

And the best part was that Denny was probably right in his mental image of Danny wearing a bra on his head. He still remembers picking it up from the center console, and once he felt the concave surface of the cup, he flipped it onto his head. He didn't even bat an eye when the clasps fell between his eyes, and he felt the rest of the bra resting on the back of his head.

According to Sam, he just went right back to sleep. And she left it there on his head, laughing her ass off as she took him home. He was sure he had a video or picture of her somewhere, with her head in the corner of the screen as he, passed out drunk with a black laced bra on his head, was the main focus of the picture.

For a long time, Tucker and Sam had teased him about it.

He really needed to find that picture.

Bee laughed. While it wasn't the story that was making him laugh, it was the reaction of the one and a half humans in front of him that was making him laugh," If it makes you feel better," he said in between laughs," they told me that I went around telling everyone how much I loved them."

That made them start laughing even harder. There was just something about their energetic, slightly reserved friend, declaring his love for his teammates that both made sense and made them laugh harder.

"I apparently told Ratchet that even though he's a grumpy old man with a resting bitch face, I still loved him!"

They were hunched over now, laughing loud and heartily as they all were left gasping for air.

Denny was snorting as he brought up his own story," If it makes you two feel better," He cleared his throat as he tried to restrain his laughter," I was so drunk, I legally changed my name to 'Dickkopf Mcgee' and I didn't find out until I got the letter."

Danny was gasping for air, his face turning bright red as he wheezed out," you changed your name to Dickhead Mcgee in German?!"

Denny was laughing breathlessly as he nodded his head with his eyes closed," It took me weeks to get it changed back!"

"And I thought I was bad!" Bee wheezed out, he was clutching his stomach, laughing as it started to cramp.

Danny and Denny wordlessly agreed, nodding their heads as they were still hunched over. They were also holding onto their stomachs as they laughed their heads off.

Sideswipe and Russell walked in with three of their members incapacitated with giggles and snorts. They exchanged looks.

After a few seconds, they just shrugged their shoulders.

Adults are weird anyway.