A calm, soothing rendition of Pachelbel's Canon plays as Elwood City in winter is shown. At a toy store, a blow-up, animatronic T-Rex opens and closes its jaws. An elderly female rabbit hands a teddy bear to a male and female rabbit couple. Outside the store, Bitzi Baxter carries a bag of groceries. A group of kids watches a Christmas display. A bear-man picks up a gift dropped on the ground and taps Bitzi on the back. He tips his cap and presents her with the gift. A truck arrives at the Barnes family household and Binky answers the door for a man, dressed as a Christmas elf and bearing gifts. A mother dog-person and her boy and girl are riding along home past Arthur's house with a Christmas tree tied to the car's roof. The title display appears over the scene.
The Read family house is decorated brightly for the holidays. The camera zooms in on one of the windows as Arthur begins speaking.
Arthur said Ah, Christmas. (He is at the piano in his pajamas, playing the song.) Only three more days until the big day. And this one's gonna be the best one ever.
Sparkles appear, changing his pajamas into a red-and-white pinstripe suit with a black bowtie. The scene changes to show the outside, where the sparkles cover everything in snow.
"Michael
Christmas will be magical, just like in a fairy tale
I want so much snow that I'll use my toes
To pick up the morning mail!
Dinner will be delicious
Turkey and candied yams!
David
Stuffing a mile high
Jane
Seventeen types of pie
Grandma Thora
Do you want some more?
Arthur
Yes, ma'am!
Michael
Our tree will shine so brightly
Our tree will be eight feet tall
Popcorn strung diagonally
Candy canes and silver balls!
Arthur
Here's a saying worth obeying
Please take out a pad and pencil
Nothing is more of an eyesore
Than the excessive use of tinsel!
D.W.
What, no tinsel?
Arthur
Not on this tree!
D.W.
But I want tinsel!
Arthur
Well, you can have all the tinsel you like!
Michael
When you are as old as me
D.W.
Is that a guarantee?
Michael
Christmas will be special
It'll be magnificent
Everyone's gonna state...
Read family (Pal)
Michael and Arthur We think you're great! (Howls)
Michael
When they open up my presents
Arthur
Yes, this Christmas I suspect, will be perfect in all respects
This Christmas will be the best Christmas yet.
The song ends and his pajamas are back. D.W. approaches, holding a paper.
Arthur said Hmm.
D.W. said Arthur!
Arthur said Yeah!
D.W. said What are you doing?! Why are you so calm?! Don't you know there are only three days till Christmas?!
Michel said So?
D.W. said So. There's work to be done. (hands him the paper and a pencil) You have to write my wish list to Santa. (She walks slightly away and strikes a pose.) Ahem. "My dearest Santa..." (Arthur makes as if to write.) No, no, no. That's too gushy. What about... "Hiya, Santa!" Ahh. That's way too friendly. (pulls on his shirt) Come on, Arthur! I need ideas. I've only had four Christmases in my whole life. What should I write?
Michael sighs) Well, everything will be almost perfect. as he Walk into the Kitchen Mom dad I know that Santa isn't real i mean think about i hear Dad footstep around 12;am going down the Stairs with the Present in fact i saw You and Dad Kissing under that green leaf
Jane said Michael you must have been dreaming that you saw Dad and Me Santa Clause Elf can changes into Anyone to keep Kids from finding theme'?
Michael said the Elf can do that?
David said your Mother is right Michael" Elf are pretty sneaky' now time for Bed
Arthur said Michel what with the two Blue
The scene changes to black, then shows the inside of a mailbox, in which D.W. is depositing her letter, the envelope of which reads "Santa Claus, North Pole." Mom honks the car horn.
Jane said D.W., come on! We're gonna be late for school!
D.W. shuts the mailbox, and heads to the car. She gets in, then addresses Arthur, who is also in the back.
D.W. said You wrote "Santa Claus," right? Not "Santa Cruz"? I don't' want it to go to the wrong place.
Arthur said Yes, D.W. Mom, could you turn on the radio? I wanna see if it's gonna snow.
Jane turns on the radio to 97.8 FM. A radio jingle begins playing and D.W., with her eyes closed, sways back and forth with the tune.
Radio Jingle: What's always at your feet and is really, really sweet? It's Tina the Talking Tabby!
Arthur groans and reaches for the dial.
D.W. said Don't even think about touching that dial!
Jane starts up the car, and they're off.
Radio Jingle: Just scratch behind her ears and this is what you'll hear: "I'm Tina the Talking Tabby." Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina...
Arthur said covering his ears with the flaps of his hat) Mom, change the station, please. It's giving me a headache.
Jane hits a button and changes the station to a preset, 107.3 FM. A lively instrumental tune begins playing that, while not recognizable as anything on the special itself, is part of the music used for the version of "Jingle Bells" featured on the Arthur's Perfect Christmas album release.
D.W. said Mom! That's the toy I really want. The one I just wrote Santa about. You put it at the top of the list, right, Arthur?
Arthur said very put-out) Yes, D.W.
D.W. said (shown from the car mirror) Mom, Santa will get it for me, won't he?
Jane said Oh, I don't know, honey. We'll just have to wait and see.
The scene changes to Lakewood Elementary School, where a number of kids, including Francine, are exiting a school bus. Then, a limo pulls up, and Muffy, dressed in green winter gear, races out.
Muffy said Francine! (catches up to her) Hi, Francine! Only one more day until my big party. Aren't you excited?
Francine said Muffy, I already told you, I...
Muffy said pointing) Oh, there's George. I forgot to invite him. (walks away)
Francine sighs)
Arthur joining her said Hi, Francine. What's wrong?
(Francine pointing at Muffy, who is talking to George)
Francine said Muffy, that's what's wrong. She still thinks I'm coming to her party, even though I've told her I can't go.
Arthur said Why not?
Francine said Because my family's having a Chanukah party tomorrow. We do it every year. When we light the last candle on the Menorah.
Arthur said Maybe you need to tell her again.
( Muffy hands George an invitation in the background)
Francine said I've already told her like a million times. It doesn't do any good. Watch. (She goes up to Muffy.)
Muffy said Okay, see you there, George!
(George departs.)
Francine said Muffy, I'm not coming to your party tomorrow.
Muffy said Oh, guess what! I got The Squabs! You know, the rock band? (heads for the doors) It's going to be so cool.
(She enters the school.)
Francine said See what I mean?! It's like talking to a wall! (turns around, see nobody there) Arthur?
The bell rings, and then she sighs and enters the school.
Nigel Ratburn's classroom, where George has Christmas ornaments hanging on his antlers.
George said And in Sweden, they have a parade early in the morning on December 13, where people follow the Queen of Lights, who wears a crown of candles.
Fade in to a fantasy sequence, in which the Queen of Lights and others are performing "Sankta Lucia."
Swedish Singers: (sing:) "Natten går tunga fjät / rund gård och stuva, /kring jord, som sol förlät, / skuggorna ruva. / Då i vårt mörka hus, / stiger med tända ljus, / Sankta Lucia, Sankta Lucia. [Translation: Night walks with a heavy step round yard and hearth. As the sun departs from earth, shadows are brooding. There in our dark house, walking with lit candles, Santa Lucia, Santa Lucia!]
They parade through the town. The sequence ends when a male moose is covered in snow falling from a roof and his candle is snuffed out. George opens a container labeled "LUTEFISK" from which a visible scent is emanating.
George said My grandparents sent me some lutefisk. Fish that's been dried and boiled. Pass it around.
He sits it on Sue Ellen and Brain's desk. It is passed around rapidly, everyone groaning, until finally it reaches Buster. He takes out a piece and tosses it in his mouth.
Buster said Yum! Mmm, not bad!
He eats another piece, George looking on happily. Binky now begins a presentation. He's holding a covered dish.
Binky said Every Christmas, my parents and I work at a soup kitchen and help feed homeless people. This year, I get to make dessert. (Mr. Ratburn sniffs hopefully, his sweet tooth activated. Binky draws off the cloth.) Presenting the Binky Barnes pecan pie! Any volunteers?
The whole class cheers. Mr. Ratburn waggles his fingers in anticipation. Scene change to show Mr. Ratburn biting into a piece of the pie. He chews, then spits it out.
Nigel Ratburn said I believe you have to shell the pecans, Binky.
Binky said Oh!
Buster said I like it! (Arthur pushes his slice away.)
Michael said Arthur it can't be that bad just a bit of Pecans in it
Mr Ratburn said Okay, class. Before you leave for vacation, there's still the matter of homework. All groan, Sue Ellen and George lower their heads.) I've decided not to assign you any reading. (All cheer.) Instead, you can write a five-page essay describing what you did over the holidays. (The bell rings.) Class dismissed.
All moan.
Mr Ratburn said Arthur because of your attending spen you can just describe what you did over the Holiday" alright'
Arthur said thank Mr Ratburn i have to pick up D.W. from Class" bye"
Michael said remember Arthur you and D.W. are to wait outside" no wondering off"
Arthur said i know Michael" Mom told us that Morning"
Michael is at his locker. He pulls on his coat.
Michael said I knew it was too good to be true. Hey, I have to do some shopping. You wanna come?
Buster said looking very tired, with bags under eyes) Nah. I'm going right to bed. (yawns) My mother woke me up at 6 this morning. She thought it was Christmas.
Michael said She did?
Buster said Yeah. It's happened every year since my parents got divorced. now that we get Ashley living with us "
A fantasy or flashback sequence begins. It shows Bitzi's room, with a clock reading 5:30.
Buster: (narrating) On the days before Christmas, my Mom starts getting up really early.
Bitzi wakes with a start and gasps) It's Christmas! She puts on her glasses and makes to leave the room.
the dining room, where she has pancakes and presents ready. Buster enters the room.
Buster narrating) She cooks pancakes and puts out all the presents. (The sequence ends.) Then, I tell her it's only December 23rd and she goes back to bed. and it take me awhile to time Ashley down' cause she want to Open the Present right there and then, no matter that it´s the wrong day."
Michael said Weird.
Buster said I think she just gets really nervous that I won't have a good Christmas because my Dad's not with us. and Because Ashley´s Mom isn't there."
Michael said That's too bad.
Buster said Yeah. Sometimes I wish Christmas wasn't such a big deal.
They pass Ashley and Jesse who stood under a mistletoe someone put on a doorframe. Ashley kisses her boyfriend on his cheek. Jesse blushes and waves to Buster. Buster shares a look with Michael, then he walked on. " I don´t saw anything."
Michael winks at Ashley and Jesse, and followed Buster.
Buster pushes open the doors to the school, and he and Michel are assaulted by a fanfare of trumpets. The two heralds, dressed in red and green, bow to each other, then Muffy rises from the roof of her limo. She is dressed like a princess and speaks through a megaphone, accompanied by a low, ceremonial drumbeat.
Muffy said I, Muffy, the Princess of Christmas, invite one-and-all to my holiday extravaganza!
Binky said turning to Brain) Her what?
Muffy said without the drumbeat) My party! (drumbeat resumes) It's at 5-o-clock tomorrow! Presents for everyone! (The megaphone squeals and she knocks on the roof to indicate for the limo to take off.) Oh, Francine, why don't you come early so you can help me set up?!
Francine said But, Muffy, I told you I can't come! (Muffy departs and George stands next to Francine.) Ugh! Why won't she listen?
George said Lutefisk?
He pulls out the lutefisk and offers it.
The fish then slide down as a scene-changer to a toy store. A sign shows that the store is called "Santa's Workshop." The "camera" then angles to the mall entrance, where Mrs. Read Michel and Arthur are just entering.
Arthur said Wow!
Jane said looking troubled) Wait till you see the line for the bathrooms. (cheers up) Okay, let's synchronize our watches. 3:15?
Michel checking his own watch) Check.
Jane said Meet you two back at the candy cane in exactly one hour. remember Arthur stray toghter no wondering off
The scene changes. Arthur and Michel is now navigating the mall on their own.
Arthur said Excuse me. sir oh He spots a TV playing an infomercial.
TV Announcer: It peels, it cores, it shreds! It hashes! It juliennes! It even cooks for you! It's an entire kitchen at the press of a button! (The machine shoots electricity into a carrot.) It's the Veginator! Now on sale for only $5.99! ($5.99 flashes as a graphic on-screen.)
Arthur said with $5.99 reflected in his glasses) Wow! That's perfect for Dad! (He taps on the shoulder of a bear store-clerk.) Um, excuse me, sir?
Clerk said Sorry, we're sold out.
Arthur said Aw.
Clerk said But allow me to show you something else.
They enter the shop and the clerk picks up a box showing an olive de-pitter.
Clerk said Yes, sir. Selling like hotcakes! (There are tons of them left.) Uncle Niko's Olive De-pitter! You just stick an olive in, and out pops the pit! (He demonstrates. The pit hits Arthur's hat.)
Michel said Um... I don't know. Sorry about my Younger Brother come Let go Now Arthur you know Mom rules"
Clerk said I'll throw in the olives. for free
Arthur smiles and a "SALE" sign with the sound of a cash register chiming is used a scene-changer to show Arthur walking out of a store with a bag.
Michel said okay Arthur we have your Presents for dad done" i saw another kitchen supplies store not far " "I know he wants one of those automatic spatulas, but maybe not something so flashy," They looked around the store and after a twenty minutes Michel found the automatic spatulas and he decided to get it
Arthur said Only one more present to go. Hmm. What to get Mom? (He spots something in a window display.) Hey! It's that little glass bird that I broke last summer.
The bird glimmers and a flashback sequence begins. Arthur and D.W. are running around in the living room, Arthur wearing oven mitts and pretending to be a crocodile or something.
D.W. said Michel Help! Help! Arthur, leave me alone!
Arthur trips over a lamp cord and the glass bird falls on the floor and shatters into many pieces.
D.W.: said Arthur did it! Arthur did it!
The flashback ends.
Arthur said Mom loved that bird. This'll really surprise her.
He races into the store and gasps. There's a massive line, ten people ahead of him and apparently only one clerk.
Arthur said Oh, brother. Mom wasn't kidding about the Line He decides to wait it out. Montage of Arthur waiting. He polishes his glasses, yawns, leans, then actually falls asleep, before finally being waited on by the female rat-person clerk, wearing a name-tag reading "Jill."
Jill said Excuse me, young man. May I help you?
Arthur said startled awake) Huh? Oh. Yeah. The little glass bird in the window, please.
Jill said gets it and places it in a box) I assume that will be cash.
Arthur said pulling out a bunch of coins) Yes, ma'am! 25... 35... 45... (the cashier falls asleep) 56... 57... 58... 59... There! Nine dollars and fifty-nine cents.
Jill: said Huh? Oh yeah, here you go.
Arthur said Thanks! Happy holidays!
He leaves the store
Michel said okay Arthur the sports store next Arthur found a nice fishing pole for Grandpa then he went to the china shop and found a 'tea' pot with a set of cups, a milk pitcher, and a sugar dish he thought their grandma would like, which he purchased.
Michel looks at his Bionic Bunny watch.
Michael said Oh, no! It's 4:13! come Arthur we have met Mom
He approaches a desk where a dog-person security guard is lounging.
Arthur said Excuse me, sir. How do I get to the entrance with the giant candy cane?
Security Guard said Now which giant candy cane would you be wanton', son? There's the giant green one in the Winter Wonderland, and there's the giant pink one by the reindeer stables, and...
Michael said no The giant red one, with the elves.
Security Guard said That would be Santa's Workshop. Quickest way is through Toy Town.
He points to it and Arthur gulps and takes off. It's along ways away. As he makes his way, he hears the "Tina the Talking Tabby" jingle and he groans.
Michael was looked around for a bit before picking a set of blocks for Kate and for DW he bought her a Walkman and a pair of headphones Lady raised an eyebrow somewhat amused she asked, "That's a very generous gift Little boy
." "Yeah generous," said Michael a little hesitantly he didn't want to say he got it for her so she'd stop driving him Crazy with Crazy Bus. okay Arthur let Arthur Shoot Mom will be upset if she Knew Arthur had Wonder off
Loudspeaker: Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby!
Arthur said Ugh! That song! He pulls his cap over his ears and runs through the store.
Loudspeaker: Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby! Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby!
Arthur covering his ears) Ugh! Oh...
Loudspeaker: Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina...
Arthur has made his way through the store. It wasn't easy, as he had to climb up a giant block tower, bounce along on a kangaroo bouncer ball and use a horizontal ladder, but he arrives at the candy cane, where a much more pleasant instrumental rendition of "Jingle Bells" is playing.
Jane said indicating her watch) Right on time. Did you get everything you needed?
Arthur said Yep. How about you?
Jane said Well, almost everything. There was just one thing that was all sold out. but where is Michael'?
Arthur said still Shopping i thinking"
Jane said Arthur You didn't lose Michael did you'?
Arthur said no but look here he come Now'"
Michael said Arthur i was looking everywhere at Toyland
Jane said i see come boys in the Car please
back at the Read's house, where a plate of chocolate chip cookies is sitting on a table. D.W. grabs one.
Jane said Now, D.W. You know that Santa can't always get exactly the thing you want.
D.W. said Why? Because I've been bad?
Jane said No, D.W., you haven't been bad. It's just that, well, there are a lot of children wishing for the same thing, and...
D.W. said It's because Arthur wrote my letter all wrong, isn't it?! (She snaps her cookie into crumbs.) Boy, if you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself.
David appearing in the doorway)
David said Hey, everyone! I've got a big surprise. Uncle Fred's video Christmas card!
to the Read family TV, which shows static, then Uncle Fred tapping on the screen. "PLAY" is shown in green on the bottom left.
Fred said Is this thing on? Oh, it is! (putting his face right up against the camera) Hi, Sis! Hi, David, Arthur, Michael, D.W., and, of course, widdle Kate! (Kate giggles.) It's me, your Uncle Fred! (sound of dog barking) And, Rory! (Rory sniffs the camera. Both are dressed in tropical outfits and sunglasses.) We're sorry, but we can't be with you this Christmas because we're going to...
Arthur and D.W. said Hawaii?!
Fred said Florida! (everything goes dark, sound of record needle scratching) What the heck was that?! Hey, who-who turned out the lights? (Rory sniffs at the camera.) Hey, Rory! No, that's not a dog treat!
Rory appears to bite the camera and the TV goes back to static. Everyone laughs with delight.
Jane said Oh, that Fred.
D.W. said He's so funny!
Michael said Remember last Christmas, he stepped on that tea-set Dad got for Mom? (chuckles)
Arthur giggle yeah
David said That wasn't so funny. (A timer dings.) Dinner! It's your favorite, Arthur. and Michael.
In the kitchen, the table is laid out with a traditional Christmas dinner. Arthur is actually less than enthusiastic.
Arthur said But won't Christmas dinner be kind of boring if we have the same thing tonight?
Jane said Your father was thinking of doing something a little different this year.
David said We're going to have a really authentic Christmas dinner. The kind they might have actually eaten in Bethlehem when Jesus was born.
Michael said Did they have pumpkin pie back then?
David said Uh, no. The pumpkin is a new world vegetable. (pulls out a book) But with the help of this History of Cooking book, I think I can put together a delicious meal. Let's see. We can have roast lamb with tumeric, unleavened bread and puls, an ancient Roman dish made from mashed chickpeas and wheat. Mmm. Sounds great.
Arthur looks startled. His face zooms in to a fantasy sequence. The Read family is in a manger, trying to enjoy a meal amongst a cow, horse, and lamb. Pal is with the other animals.
D.W. said Daddy, there's sand in my hummus!
Arthur said And my puls is cold!
Grandpa Dave offering Arthur a large meat-bone) Hey, Arthur, want my camel?
Arthur said Eugh! No thanks! The scene ends.
David said flipping through the book) And chocolate-covered dates! Oh, no, sorry, no chocolate. That's an Aztec food.
Jane said It'll be fun. Arthur?
Arthur unenthusiastic said I guess. so
Michael said Mom there no way Arthur will try new food"
Jane said don't worry Michel Arthur can some dinner off my plat before i make him a Plat"
to the Baxter's, where Buster is dozing.
Bitzi(entering his room and speaking in a loud singsong voice) Rise and shine, sleepyhead! It's Christmas! Christmas is here! (shaking him) Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!
Buster said Huh? Really?
Bitzi said Pancakes are on the table, and I see lots and lots of presents in the living room! for you and Ashley"
She closes the door and Buster gets up and looks at the calendar that is on it. All of the dates from 1-22 are crossed out and Buster places his finger against the 23, showing that it is December 23. In other words, not Christmas. He moans.
Ashley stumbles sleepy across the hallway toward him. Ooof, i guess on christmas i oversleep until next day!
The scene changes to show Bitzi piling presents back into a closet.
Bitzi said I'm sorry, Buster.
Buster said It's okay, Mom. Hey, at least I get pancakes for breakfast every morning.
Bitzi said Ugh. I just can't wait for the holidays to be over.
Buster looks sad. He droops his head, closes his eyes and places his hand against his head.
Ashley stood from her chair, a concerned expression on her face. She walks over to him and hugs him. " Is this every year the same?" He noded, Ashley puts a finger on her chin. " We must talk with Auntie-Mom!"
The scene changes to show D.W. walking to a mailbox next o the Tibble house.
Tommy said Hey, look, Timmy, D.W.'s mailing a letter to Santa!
Timmy said What a baby!
Tommy: said Are you asking for a new rattle?
D.W. said For your information, this is not a letter to Santa! It's to, um, the President of the United States. So there!
Tommy said (to Timmy) Oh, so he's the one who gets us all the presents.
D.W. drops the letter in the mailbox. It reads "Santa Claus, North Pole."
D.W. said Don't let me down, Santa. I'm counting on you.
At night, the Crosswire mansion is being covered with snow from a snow machine. Inside,The Squabs are playing their hit, "Boogie Woogie Christmas."
The Squabs: Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year / Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year / May your holiday be merry and bright / May the season be jolly and outta sight / Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year / Have you heard the news? Santa Claus is coming to town / Yeah, have you heard the news? Santa Claus is coming to town / Hang your stockings by the chimney with care / Turn the stereo up and if you dare... / Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year
As they continue playing, most people seem to be enjoying the party. Even Mr. Ratburn is there and takes a cookie from a tray. At least one person, though, isn't having a very good time. Arthur is staring forlornly out a window...
Arthur said Where's the snow? Christmas is tomorrow and there's still no snow.
Brain said Well, you know, Arthur, no one actually knows what day Jesus was born on. The holiday is in December probably because that's when the Romans celebrated the winter solstice and most likely they adopted that tradition from the Babylonians.
Arthur said I don't care. I still want snow.
The instrumental of "Boogie Woogie Christmas" playing in the background comes to a close and a trumpet fanfare is played. Yes, it's Muffy, the "Princess of Christmas" again.
Muffy said Gather 'round, my subjects. I, Muffy, the Princess of Christmas, will now give out your presents. (The low drumbeat stops and she walks over to a present. She picks it up, then lounges on her throne.) The first one is for... Francine Frensky. (silence, sound of microphone feedback and murmuring) I said, Francine Frensky! Will Miss Frensky come to the stage to accept her present?
The present slides across the scene as a scene-changer to the Frenskys, where a game of Dreidel is being played.
Francine said Gimmel! I win again! Yes!
She reaches for a stack of coins and the phone rings.
Catherine said walking into the room) Francine! It's for you!
Francine picks up the phone.
Francine said Hello! (Her hair is blown back as if hit by a stiff wind.)
Muffy over the phone) Where are you?! Everybody's waiting for you to accept your present, but you're not here!
Francine said Muffy! I told you exactly... (pulls a piece of paper from her pocket) five... ten... fifteen... twenty... twenty-five... twenty-eight times that I couldn't come to your party because it's Chanukah! But you just didn't listen!
Muffy said But you could see your family any old day. Besides, it's not like Chanukah is as important as Christmas!
Francine gasps) Well, it is to me! (slams the phone down)
Muffy gasps) How rude! (grabs the microphone) Okay! Who wants Francine's present?
Arthur said i do Muffy i will see that Francine get it alright"
Buster, who is zonked out at one of the snack tables. His head is in a piece of cake and he seems to be munching on it in his sleep. Michael and Brain notice, and Michael approaches and slaps his hand.
Michael said Buster, wake up!
Buster said waking with a start and grunting in confusion) Huh? is it Christmas again?
Michael said No. And you have cake on your face.
Buster said looking dreamy) Ah, that's nice. (slurps up the cake)
Brain said Buster, maybe you and your Mom shouldn't have Christmas. It just makes you really tired.
Buster said I know. But I don't know what else to do.
Michael said Why not create your own holiday?
Buster said You can't just invent a holiday, Michel.
Brain said Well, sure you can. My family celebrates Kwanzaa and that was invented for African-Americans by Dr. Mulana Karenga in 1966.
Michael said See, Buster? You could celebrate... Baxter Day.
Buster said Hmm. Baxter Day. I wonder what that would be like.
"Baxter Day"
Up in the morning, breakfast in bed
Hot fudge sundaes on toast, yum!
Birdies are singing and I'm singing too
'Cause today's the day I love the most!
And after breakfast, I'll have a snack
Two cheeseburgers and pie
My friends are coming to watch us go
On a rocketship, let's wave goodbye
'Cause it's Baxter Day
Oh, yes, it's Baxter Day!
Stop whatever you're doing, let me hear you say
"Today is Baxter Day!"
I could tell jokes to an alien crowd
Somewhere in outer space
"What has two heads and giggles a lot?
You give up? I don't know, but it's crawling on your face!"
Stop by the moon, just to make sure
It's really made of cheese
The thing I like best about this kind of day
Is that we can do whatever we please
'Cause it's Baxter Day
Yes, it's Baxter Day!
Stop whatever you're doing, let me hear you say
"Today is Baxter Day!"
No need for presents, there's nothing I need
You won't find it at a store in the mall
We're together and that's my gift
It's the very best present of all
We could just sleep late
If that's what we wanted to do
We could even stay in pajamas all day
And maybe eat a snack or five
We could just read books
Stories that would make us laugh!
And if we got dirty
We wouldn't even have to take a bath, you know why?
Because it's Baxter Day!
Oh, yeah, baby, it's Baxter Day!
Stop whatever you're doing, let me hear you say
"Today is Baxter Day!"
It's just a relaxer day
Yes, today is Baxter Day
All day, that is.
The fantasy sequence ends with Buster, Ashley and Bitzi walking hand-in-hand to the edge of a lake where a huge moon is setting.
Buster said Yeah, it is a good idea. (ears droop) But my Mom would never go for it.
Michael said You don't know for sure unless you ask her.
Buster said thoughtful Hmm.
Pippi Crosswire enters the room with a huge present. Lil sister, Happy almost Christmas! She hands over the present to Muffy and hugs her. Both girls giggling.
The scene changes to show Mr. Ratburn taking a brownie from a tray offered by Binky. He chews and looks disgusted, then sticks out his tongue.
Mr Ratburn said Augh! Did you put sugar in these brownies, Binky?
Binky said Sugar. So that's what makes them sweet.
Michael and Arthur, walking up to the door of the Read house. Michel opens it, whistling the tune of "Boogie Woogie Christmas," and hangs up his coat. He then heads into the living room and stares at something in shock.
Arthur said What's that?
The view changes to show that D.W. has decorated the lower part of the Christmas tree with lights, ornaments, unicorns, troll dolls, and pictures of kittens.
D.W. said It's our tree, silly!
Michel said But... but it's all... fluffy.
D.W. said So?
Arthur said It doesn't look like a real Christmas tree.
Jane said What did you have in mind?
Michel said Well, you know, a traditional tree with gold and silver balls and popcorn, not unicorns. and not Chipmunk Eith Arthur
Jane said offering him and Michael some ornaments) Well, you can make the rest of the tree just how you want it.
D.W. said I'll help!
Michael said No... you... won't.
D.W.: (folding her arms and scowling) Hmph!
Gold and silver ornaments rain down as Arthur examining his reflection in a gold one.
Arthur said Hmm. There! He hangs it up
Michael stands back to examine the now completely decorated tree. He holds his hand in front of his face to block out the lower part.
Michael said I guess if you cover the bottom part. Oh, what am I saying? It's still weird-looking. Gold and Sliver Arthur that is Alvin Color oh brother between you and D.W. I give up.
Jane said poking his head in the living room) Come on, Arthur. and Michel We don't wanna be late for church.
Arthur said church on Christmas even. what about that Long Movie you and dad usually watch" I like the Ending hello one Present each
Jane said it is Recoded
the Read family car, in which a certain jingle is playing...
Radio Ad: Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina, Tina tiny Tina, Tina the Talking Tabby!
Baby Kate is sitting between Arthur and D.W. and dressed up in a Santa suit. She giggles and D.W. sways with the song, but Arthur is not pleased.
Arthur said Dad, can you please put something else on? That ad is driving me crazy.
Radio Ad: Oh, Tina, Tina, tiny Tina, Tina the talking Tabby!
David inserts a cassette.
Singer The Chipmunks: Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for joy and time for cheer We've been good, but we can't last Hurry Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop
Alvin: Me I want a hula hoop
Arthur briefly looks blissful at relief from the "Tina" ad, then gasps. D.W. starts swaying along, Kate looks happy. Michael moans. really Dad Chipmunks"
Singer: We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas don't be late
the Church bells are ringing and everybody is exiting the church. As Arthur does so, trailing his family, Binky approaches him...
Binky said Hey, Arthur! I've got a Christmas present for ya'.
Arthur said Really?
Binky said It's the very first slice of Binky Barnes banana bread.
He presents it to Arthur takes it.
Arthur said Uh, thanks.
Binky said What are you waiting for? Aren't you gonna try it?
Arthur reluctantly does so and grimaces) Ack! Ew! Did you peel the bananas?!
Binky: (pulling out the pad and pencil again) Peel... bananas... He walks away
Back at the Read household, where Arthur is addressing his gift to his mother.
Arthur read To Mom. Love Arthur. There. Mom is gonna be so surprised. I can't wait till she opens it. (He shuts off the light and admires the Christmas tree.) It's not so bad-looking, really. Good night, tree. See you bright and early. as he Head off to bed Missing Michel who had enter the Livening room"
D.W. said switching on the light) Michael there's no fire in the fireplace, is there? (She looks in.)
Michael said No. Why?
D.W. said So Santa doesn't get burned, silly. Am I the only one thinking of Santa's best interest here?
Michael rolls his eyes and seems to give a look to the viewer.
in the kitchen, where D.W. pours some milk in a glass.
D.W. said Here's a little snack for him. It's a long way from the North Pole and he has to work all night! (Michael snags one of the cookies sitting next to the milk.) Stop! Those are Santa's cookies! It's kids like you that get lumps of coal, Michael Read. (Michael looks shocked and puts the cookie back.) Follow me! There's one more thing we have to do. She grabs his hand and leads him on.
outside, where D.W. is using the tap to fill a bucket of water.
Michael said What's that for?
D.W. said The reindeer. They get thirsty too.
A snowfall falls and Michael catches it. He gasps.
Michael said Look! A snowflake! I don't believe it! It's going to... (Lightning flashes and it starts pouring. D.W. races inside.) Rain.
There is a candle in Arthur' and Michael s window. Arthur is now in bed, with Pal next to him.
Arthur said Oh well. Even if it doesn't snow tomorrow, it's still Christmas. (removes his glasses) One thing's for sure, Mom is really gonna love that bird. At least that will turn out to be perfect. (He rubs Pal's head.) Good night, boy. and closed his eyes soon enough his breathing evened out and he fell asleep. (Pal yips at the sound of a car accident.)
Michael said What was that?! at Least Arthur is still asleep come Pal" as he races out of his and Arthur room and heads for the living room, where Jane and David are talking to Fred on the doorstep.
Fred said And I was just coming by to drop off some presents when the truck started smoking. I don't know what the heck is wrong with it.
David said Michael look who's here.
Michael said Uncle Fred! (He rushes and gives him a hug.)
Fred said Hey, Michael. How the heck are ya'? (standing back up) Sorry about the fence. I, uh, had a little trouble parking. You know, clumsy me.
His dog, Rory, rushes in from outside and licks Michael s face.
Michael giggles) Cut it out, Rory!
Rory notices Pal and yips. Pal moans and runs away, but Rory darts after him, knocking Michel to the ground.
Fred chuckles) Rory just loves Pal.
The two dogs have a chase around the Christmas tree until Rory stops and notices something. He sniffs at Arthur's present for Jane, then grabs it. Pal, notices, moans, then grabs the other end of the package and the two play tug-of-war. The noises of it continue in the background as the scene changes back to the Read group.
Jane said Okay, Michael back to bed. You'll see Uncle Fred tomorrow. He'll be staying with us tonight.
Michael said That's great! Well, goodnight, Uncle Fred. Come on, Pal. Pal? (He notices what is happening.) Oh, no! (The two dogs are sizing each other up and growling. Michel gasps and waves his hands.) No! Rory, Pal! Stop it!
The two dogs stop and look at him. Pal releases the present, but Rory does not. Instead, he dashes into the living room. Michel races after him.
Michael chasing him around the couch) Give that back! That's Mom's present! I don't need Arthur to be Upset" tomorrow
Rory stops behind the couch. Michel leaps on him and ends up riding on his back.
Michael said Hiya! Whoa! Whoa!
inside the kitchen, where Fred is talking with David.
Fred said pouring himself milk into his tea) We're just lucky the truck went kerploeey right near your driveway. I mean, what a coincidence. Right? (The cup is overflowing, but Fred is still pouring.)
Jane said Um, Fred, your tea...
Fred said Whoops... Oh, clumsy me! Oh, gosh, it's on the floor, too!
David said I'll get some paper towels.
Jane said That's alright, we've got napkins.
Fred: said I'll get it. (They bump heads.)
Jane and Fred said Ow!
The view changes to show Michael riding by on top of Rory passing by the doorway. The action follows him...
Michael said Whoa! Whoa! Rory, stop! You'll break it! That's not a doggy toy! Oh, no. Pal, get out of the way! Pal, get out of the way!
Pal yips and leaps to the side as Rory slides up on a rug, causing both Michel and the present to go flying. Michael makes a leaping catch.
Michael Ow! Whew. safe at least'
Pal approaches him and climbs in his lap.
David said Michael Back to bed, now.
Michael said But... Dad
David said No buts. You and Pal can play with Rory tomorrow.
Rory barks. Michael looks at Pal, who whines.
Michel head up the staire with Pal Meeting Arthur in the hallway
Arthur said Michael what are you with Mom Presents"?
Michael said you don't want to Know Arthur give me your stool." please
Michael on a stool, placing the present at the top of a closet just outside the bedroom. It'll be safe in here. He closes the door to darkness. okay Arthur time for Bed?
back in the Kitchen
Fred said Jane Dad is come with Mom Tomorrow"?
Jane said Mom where she Last Christam Thanksgiving Birthdays" and New Years" and At our sister wedding' no where" she didn't ever show up
Fred said don't worry Jan Mom already Know about Arthur" problem after all she was teacher Aid for years"
Jane said yes but it isn't easy Parenting a Specie need Son
Fred said i know but you are doing great with Arthur Jane"
Jane said sure but even with the Pills there are there Nights he will slip into have One" so easy" so we Plance the Blue Mate to be Keep on the Both side of his bed that way if he fall from eith side he won't hurt his Head" and my Phones will goes' off quickly me and Davied can get to Him that I m working again it just isn't easy
Fred said Jane please what can happend tonight now the Kids are in Beds you and David should be getting to sleep too"
Jane said will alright Fred" the Couch is ready in the dan"
Christmas morning. It dawns with some clouds and some brightness as triumphant music plays. The scene then shows D.W.'s face, as she lies in bed. Her eyes open and she looks happy. She sits up.
D.W.: (wonderingly) It's... Christmas. (She gets up and opens her door.) Wake up, everyone! It's Christmas! (She runs into Arthur' and Michael s room and starts shaking Arthur.) Arthur, wake up! It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
Arthur looking slightly stunned, as Pal whines) Huh?
Michael woke up too. Well, then lets go!
D.W. said Mommy, Daddy, Christmas is here! Wake up, wake up! Time to open the presents! Time to...
She has raced out of the room and stops suddenly. She looks back in the bathroom, where Uncle Fred is shaving, dressed in all-red pajama suit and red-and-white socks. He has shaving cream applied to his face, looking somewhat like a white fluffy beard.
D.W. said Whoa.
Fred said Ho, ho! Well, hello there!
D.W. (racing away) Huh?
Fred looks confused for a second, then shrugs, and goes back to shaving. He has no idea what's going on, but it's fairly obvious to viewers. D.W. doesn't know that Uncle Fred is there and from her perspective, she has apparently just seen Santa Claus. Uncle Fred nicks his cheek with his razor and grabs a piece of tissue paper to dab at it.
Fred said Ow!
Michael leaves his room, needing to go to the bathroom. He passes Uncle Fred in the hallway, who, judging from the paper on his face, nicked himself several times shaving.
Michael waving) Morning, Uncle Fred. Merry Christmas!
Fred said Merry Christmas, sport!
He closes the door. Shortly afterwards, D.W. leads a very sleepy-looking David out of his and Jane's bedroom.
D.W. said Santa's in our bathroom, Daddy! He has a big white beard and a red suit and it was really, really him.
David yawning widely) Alright. Alright.
D.W. knocks at the door. There is no response.
D.W. said Santa? Are you through in there? I want you to meet my Dad.
Michael is brushing his teeth. He brushes for a bit, spits, turns off the faucet and goes to use the toilet. He opens the bottom lid, indicating he's going to be standing
Back outside, David yawns again.
D.W. said I think Santa's a little hard of hearing.
She opens the door and Michel is shown from the top up, but it can be heard that he's taking a tinkle. He gasps, then screams. D.W. closes the door in a hurry.
Michael said Can't a kid get any privacy around here?
D.W. said Oops! Sorry! looks at David and she giggles sheepishly.
Meanwhile Arthur giving his uncle a hug said, "Uncle Fred when did you get here!"?
"Last night kiddo," said Uncle Fred returning the hug. Before asking, "Now how's my favorite Nephew." "I'm your second nephew," stated Arthur
Uncle Fred grinning commented, "Exactly that's right."
Arthur smiled going downstairs with his uncle telling him about school and his friends though when they got downstairs he was almost bowled over by his Uncle's yellow lab named Rory. Fred stood
"Rory," said Arthur with a laugh as the dog was trying to lick him in the face he managed to fend the dog off and Rory went off to play with Pal.
While Arthur went to the kitchen to get a glass of water before going in the living room where he picked up the TV remote and turned on one of his favorite shows apart from Bionic Bunny, Dark Bunny, and Pokémon it was Hey Alfred a show that played on Toon-Channel a network designed for kids that only played cartoons
Alfred said Grandma what are you doing up here"?
Grandma said will we couldn't get the piano in the front door or thought the window so I have to keep it on the roof
Alfred said that's terrible.
Grandma said well no that's wonderful we re going to have a piano on the roof come on Alfred"
Alfred said no Grandma I had a really rotten day I just want to sit here and relax and do nothing"
Grandma said Rotten day well I have just one thing to say to about that"
( begins playing )
Grandma
When life gets you down, wearing a frown, don't look away, look up,
'Cause memories true come out of the blue; you know the way — look up!
Come on, Alfred
Alfred
Nah, Grandma. I'm really not in the mood.
Grandma
When skies are gone gray, things gone astray, don't hide away, look up;
Take it
Alfred
I had a bad day; nothing went right; I hate my dumb life; I'm down.
Grandma
When you're feeling under the weather, and the dark clouds are getting to you,
Make your troubles light as a feather, and soon you'll be seeing a bright patch of blue;
You...Gotta look up, you gotta be strong, you gotta take things as they come,
'Cause everything new that happens to you is better when you...look up!
(song ends)
Well, Alfred ? What do you say?
Alfred said One more time, Grandma.
Grandma
When life gets you down, wearing a frown, don't look away, look up,
'Cause memories true come out of the blue; you know the way — look up!
Alfred, you're a pip.
(piano and mouth organ as song fades)
Grandma
There ya go!
Fred said thought that song sound familiar"
The scene changes to Bitzi Baxter, dozing. Her hair is a mess and she has bags under her eyes. Buster is shaking her awake, Ashley stood beside.
Buster said Hey, Mom. Wake up! It's Christmas!
Ashley jumped up and down beside him. Auntie-Mom, Christmas!"
Bitzi waking and sitting up) It is? Really? Are you sure it's the 25th?
Buster said holding up his calendar) Yep. See?
(Ashley points at the circled date.)
Bitzi said getting up and putting on her glasses) Okay! Time for presents, time for pancakes. Let's get this show on the road.
She, Ashley and Buster are now in the dining room, where Buster and Ashley are unwrapping some presents.
Buster said Cool, it's CyberCod!
Ashley hugs the fluffy dragon-unicorn plushy. " Oooh, Firetouchy, it´s sooo fluffy!"
Bitzi said I'm sorry, Buster. We can return it.
Buster said confused) Huh? Why?
Bitzi said Because you already have that one. See? (holds up a figure that looks similar, but decidedly not the same) I found it in your room right after I bought the other one.
Buster said That's TechnoTrout, Mom. He's very different. He has a speckled belly and he doesn't have CyberCod's kung-fu fin. (He demonstrates.)
Bitzi said Oh, thank goodness! (Black smoke wafts towards her. There is a sound of sizzling.) Oh, no! The pancakes are burning! The pancakes are burning!
She rushes and takes the pan off the burner. The smoke alarm starts going off.
Buster said It's okay, Mom. I like them kinda brown. (He gets up and walks over as she puts one on a plate.) Or black.
Ashley laughed, hugging her plushy. " Oh Auntie-Mom you need to relax!"
Bitzi: as the smoke alarm continues to sound) Oh no!
At the Crosswire Mansion, Muffy rummages inside stocking as big as a person. The jazzy instrumental version of "Jingle Bells" is playing in the background.
Pippi said Mom dad really a big Stocking what Happend to the Little stocking your Normally hang up"
Muffy said Got it. (Ed lifts her out of the stocking.) The Cindy Crawfish mini-makeup kit. Thank you, Mom and Dad!
The scene pans out to show that Mrs. Crosswire is sitting in a sofa nearby, drinking tea.
Pippi said Make up Mom Dad you made me Waite in till i was 12 to wear Make up'?
Muffy said Let's see, that makes... ( runs a total on a calculator, her eyes widen) 37 presents, including the calculator. This was the biggest Christmas ever. (She hugs Ed and Millicent, then heads back over to the makeup kit.) I can't wait to try this out. (She applies some powder to her face, then looks at it in the kit's mirror.)
Pippi said Muffy you don't need makeup. beside you already beautiful.
Muffy gasps) But Francine doesn't have any. And she sure could use some. (She gets up, pulls out her cell-phone, extends the antenna, then stops and sighs.) Oh, wait. I can't call her. We're not friends anymore. Who am I gonna tell about all my cool presents?
A fantasy sequence begins.
"What's the Use of Presents?"
Muffy
I got a clubhouse
I think it's the biggest in the world
I'd be the princess
And Francine a serving girl
It'd be so neat
And if she was sweet
I might even let her be queen
But not this year
'Cause I can't call Francine
Check out this toy train
Something Francine would love to use
Maybe she'd drive it
While I eat cake in the caboose
I'd be warm in my stole
While she shoveled coal
Till there was nothing we hadn't seen
But not this year
'Cause I can't call Francine
Oh, these video games are just so lame
When you only play the computer
And who will I take to see Swan Lake?
I guess I will bring my tutor
Oh, that'll be a lot of fun.
Here is a puzzle
It's in 20,000 pieces
Maybe I'll finish it
By the time I have grandnieces
Oh, I got pretty dolls, stuffed animals, a miniature submarine
But what good are presents?
I find them so unpleasant
Who wants presents if I can't share them with... Francine?
Francine, Francine
Oh!
The song ends and Muffy sits on the couch and she begins sobbing a bit. Mr. Crosswire approaches.
Mr. Crosswire said I've got an idea, sweet-ums. Let's take the Rolls out for a spin. Maybe it'll take your mind off things.
He sits down with her
Pippi said Dad nothing is open today'?
back at the Reads,
It was almost ten am when Grandma Thora while Uncle Fred put Rory outside so he wouldn't get into anything or beg at the table while they had lunch er brunch.
Then the family sat down Arthur's parents, Grandma Thora, Grandpa Dave, Grandma Healthy Uncle Fred, Kate, DW, Michael and Arthur had their meal first much to DW's annoyance
Grandma Healthy said kids I know you all haven't see me all that much but I hope to Change that Because I will be a Teacher aid at Lakewood Elementary school
Arthur said at Lakewood Elementary that's where we go great we will have a Grandma watch our every Move great
Michel said Mom can we wait in the living room please
Jane said sure Kids sorry about that Mom they will like you once they get to know you more
Healthy said Jane don't worry
Late where Fred is playing with Baby Kate and an instrumental of "Angels We Have Heard On High" is playing in the background,
Grandma Thora and Grandpa Dave are there now. Rory plays with Pal.
Grandpa Dave said Great coffee, David.
David said Actually, it's not coffee. It's ground bark. They didn't have coffee in ancient Jerusalem.
Grandpa Dave said Oh.
Grandma Thora said And what does your brother, Fred do, dear?
Jane said He works in a china shop.
Fred, who is amusing Baby Kate with a rattle. She giggles.
Fred baby voice) You like the widdle wattle, don't you, don't you?
He shakes it hard and the rattle portion on top falls off, leaving only the stick.
Fred said Oops.
Baby Kate takes the stick and stares for a moment. Then she waves her arms and giggles. Michael Arthur and D.W., sitting by the tree.
D.W. said I'm telling you, it was Santa in the bathroom.
Arthur said It was probably just Uncle Fred.
D.W. said Since when does Uncle Fred have a white beard?
Michael said Well, why would Santa be here in the morning? He does all his work at night.
D.W. said He was running a little late, probably because Arthur wrote my first wish list all wrong.
Arthur said Uh D.W. Santa clause is Marry remember"?
David said tapping his cup to get everyone's attention, clears throat) Uh, attention, everyone. I think it's time we got started on those presents.
D.W. said Finally! (She reaches for the ribbon on one, but...)
Arthur said Wait a minute! I'll be right back! Don't start without me!
He dashes out. D.W. freezes in place holding the ribbon on her present. She shakes with anticipation. Arthur rushes upstairs to retrieve his present.
Arthur said Oh, this is gonna be so good. Can't wait to see Mom's expression.
He slips into a fantasy sequence. Mrs. Read is opening the present. She and D.W. both gasp at seeing the glass bird.
Jane said This is beautiful! It's the best present I've ever received. Arthur, you're perfect. (She puts her hand on his shoulder.)
Grandma Thora said She's right, Arthur. You are perfect.
Grandpa Dave said You're a grade-A grandson.
Grandma Thora said handing him a plaque) Here, dear. It's the Little Angel Award.
The plaque reads "LITTLE ANGEL AWARD ARTHUR READ" and depicts Arthur with angel wings. It glistens in the light.
Arthur said Wow! (He hugs it.)
Grandma Thora said A special prize only given to perfect children.
D.W. gapes, tugs on her sleeve) What about me, Grandma? Aren't I perfect, too?
Grandma Thora said (patting her on the head) You're almost perfect, honey. you too Michel you almost there"
Jane said Come on, everyone. We'd better hurry or we'll be late for the parade.
The fantasy changes to show the parade. There's balloons, a marching band and much cheering.
Announcer: What a turnout for this Heroes of the 20th Century Parade. There's Albert Einstein, moving much slower than the speed of light. And Mahatma Gandhi, showing no resistance, passive or otherwise, to this adoring crowd. And that... yes, yes it is! It's the Arthur Read balloon! (The balloon is held aloft a float bearing Arthur himself. It's wearing his usual yellow shirt and blue pants outfit, rather than the winter clothes Arthur himself is wearing.) The crowd is going wild, and with good reason! Arthur is the perfect eight-year-old boy! (The camera cuts to show Arthur close. He's wearing a sash that reads "PERFECT.")
Crowd: (chanting) Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! ... ...
As the chant continues, the camera shows that the float is being driven by D.W. on a bike. A small balloon with her face is tied behind her. Her sash reads "ALMOST PERFECT." The sequence ends.
Arthur reaches for his present. He seems to grab it, but then it wobbles and falls. He gasps. The present is shown falling in slow-motion. It drops into a basket below, which has a soft plush material inside. Safe!
Arthur contented) Ahhh...
The present flops over onto the hard floor. Arthur gasps, picks it up and takes it over to his bed. He unties the ribbon... Oh, please, please, please, just don't be... He lifts the lid. The bird is shattered along the bottom. There's no question of repair. It's ruined.
Arthur said Oh no.
The scene changes to the outside of a fancy restaurant. Its signs show that it is "La Bruncherie: A Fancy Place for Brunch." Buster, Ashley and Bitzi are across from each other at a table inside. A bear-person waiter approaches with a plate.
Waiter: (affecting a French accent) And for monsieur, fromage americaine in a blanket of hen eggs.
Buster: Huh? I thought I ordered a cheese omelet.
Waiter: (normal American voice) It is a cheese omelet.
Buster: (picking up something green) Wow. This is the smallest piece of broccoli I've ever seen.
Waiter: That's parsley. It's just a garnish.
Buster: (eats it) Mmm. It's delicious. Can I have a side order of that?
The waiter sighs and walks away.
Ashley giggles. Buster, you are so funny!
She looks at her plate. I don´t know what´s the name of this, but is has carrots, peas, beans and rice inside, and it tastes delicious!
Bitzi: Are you two having a good Christmas, so far, sweeties?
Buster: (poking at some sort of ball in his plate, other hand on his head) Oh yeah, great. It's just...
Bitzi: What? It's the restaurant, isn't it? It's the place for brunch, but we don't have to stay here if you don't like it.
Buster: (his ears droop, and we can hear his thoughts) You've got to say something. (his ears shoot up, he looks startled) Just tell her Christmas doesn't have to be such a big deal. Mom, uh, everything's just great.
Ashley stares at him, thinking. Say something!
Bitzi sighs in relief. He pokes at the ball-thing again and this time it goes flying.
Waiter: (with the French accent again) Here you are, monsieur. Herring puree with melted Gruyere...
The ball lands in the bowl and the stuff splatters all over the cat-guy it is being served to.
Cat-Guy: Whoa!
Waiter: ...on your clean white shirt.
Buster: (off-screen) Sorry!
The waiter sighs.
The scene changes back to the Reads, where D.W. is still clutching the ribbon of her present in great anticipation.
D.W. said This is torture. Can't... wait... much... longer. (gets up) Where's Arthur?
Jane said He did say he'd be down in just a minute. maybe i better go see it is too Quite
Michel said i did hear Something drop from the upstaie Hallway"
Healthy said it sound like something from the Hallway Shalf"?
Fred said getting up) I'll go see what's taking him.
He hands Baby Kate to Grandma Thora and heads off. D.W. shakes her present
Heathy said Dw. waited please i will be right back" with Fred"
Fred said Mom please you don't have to'?
Healthy said Fred with special one like Arthur it will a bite heard to understand him. He opens the door to Arthur' and Michel's room.
Fred said Hey, little buddy.
Arthur is sobbing face down on his bed.
Fred said Everybody's waiting for you. (Arthur puts on his glasses and sits up.) Arthur, what's wrong?
Arthur: (holding out the bird) This is what's wrong. (sniffles) It was my present for Mom and I broke it.
Fred said Yikes. Maybe we could glue it back together. (Yeah, it's way past that point.)
Arthur said No, it would look terrible. Everything's ruined.
Heathy said Fred do something? please
Fred sitting down next to him) Gee, that's a shame. But you know, Christmas is about more than just presents.
Arthur said I know, that's what grown-ups always say, but she was really gonna like this.
Fred looking at the gift tag) said Well, it's not over yet. There's still the whole day ahead of us. Let's go back down. (He gets up.)
Arthur said Yeah, with my luck, I'll probably knock over the tree. (He gets up too.)
Fred said Hey that's my job.
Arthur sniffles a bit, but then cracks a smile. They walk together to the door, but Uncle Fred stops and looks at the gift tag on the lid from the box for Arthur's present. Then, he exits the room too.
Heathy said Arthur wash your Face please no need to get your Mom and dad worry"
Fred said will you mind walking Arthur down the staire i have an something i need to take care for a bite in the dan" Mom
Heathy said sure Dear"
The scene changes to show the Crosswires' Rolls Royce. It's parked outside the Ice Cream Shoppe. Inside, Muffy is sitting with her hands on her head, a frown on her face. Brain sits down a bowl in front of her with ice cream in three colors.
Brain: Ta-dah. One Kwanzaa Cream Special. The pistachio scoop symbolizes freedom, the licorice unity, and the raspberry, the African struggle for freedom.
Muffy: Thanks, but I'm not hungry. (She pushes it away.) Why aren't you at home? Today's a holiday.
Brain: Not for me. Kwanzaa doesn't start until tomorrow.
Muffy: Oh. Daddy, next year, can I have a Kwanzaa party instead of a Christmas party?
Ed: Uh, sure, pookie. Why?
Muffy: 'Cause maybe Francine will be able to come to that one.
She sighs.
The scene changes back to the Reads and D.W. opening a Christmas present, Rory and Pal both looking on. Grandma Thora is now amusing Baby Kate with a toy box and a stuffed rabbit. David pulls a present out of a box.
David: Another Veginator! Well, now I'll have a backup if these two break.
He sits it down next to two others. Pal squeaks and roughhouses with a ball that he got for Christmas. Rory approaches and nuzzles him, a bone in his mouth. He pushes it towards him and in exchange, Pal offers the ball. Rory swallows it. Pal whines and shakes his head. D.W. reaches for a large present as an instrumental of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" plays.
D.W. said I know what this must be. (She unwraps it. David and Jane look wary.) It's... a duck?
It's a duck in a sailor suit. Pal and Rory race over to take a look. The bells of doom begin to sound in the music.
Jane said But it's not just any duck, honey. It's a duck that can say 5,000 different things.
D.W. said Can it say meow?
Jane said Um, probably not. Are you upset?
D.W. setting down the duck) No.
Yeah, sure she isn't. Her mouth starts to tremble towards a frown and her eyes water. Here it comes... the tantrum.
D.W. yelled I wanted Tina the Talking Tabby! (flopping to the ground and pounding her fists and kicking her legs) I wanted Tina the Talking Tabby! (The view shows the outside of the Read house.) I WANTED TINA FOR CHRISTMAS! (sobs indecipherably) I wanted Tabby... (gets up) Santa, how could you? This is the worst Christmas ever! (She leans over on the stuffed duck, activating him.)
Duck said Hello! I'm Quackers! (She picks him up.) I love you. Do you love... me?
D.W. sniffed You're kind of... cute, for someone who's not a kitty.
Quackers: Quack-a-doodle-doo!
D.W. giggles.
David and Jane sigh with relief as the instrumental of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" concludes in the soundtrack. Now, Jane, opens a present.
Jane said Ooh, Dad. This is lovely!
Grandpa Dave said Well, nothing's too good for my little girl.
Arthur inner thinking, as Jane pulls a vase out of the present) Oh. Mom probably thinks I just forgot to get her a present. I should tell her what happened.
Quackers: Quack, quack, quack, quack-a-doodle-doo.
As Quackers continues and everyone laughs and chatters, Arthur slips into a fantasy sequence. Everyone is now staring at him and jaunty music is playing.
Jane said Twice!? I can understand breaking my bird once, but twice?!
Grandpa Dave said Dear, I hate to tell you this, but he's inherited the clumsy gene.
Fred said He's even worse than me.
Grandpa Dave, David and Jane all gasp. Jane covers her eyes and she begins sobbing a bit in David's lap.
Binky said appearing out of nowhere) Doofus, doofus! (chuckles meanly)
Arthur said Binky? What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be in this fantasy.
Binky said Oh, sorry. Try my peach cobbler?
Arthur pointing) Get out!
Binky walks away and the sequence ends.
Arthur said Well, I guess I'd rather have Mom think I was a doofus than that I didn't get her anything. (walks over to her) Ah, this isn't gonna be easy. Mom. I've got something to tell you.
Fred walking over by Arthur) Wait a minute! There's still one more present under the tree. (He goes and gets it.) It's for you, Jane. From Arthur.
Arthur said It is? It certainly has Arthur's gift tag on it, though it's a lot bigger box than the one that held the bird. Fred winks at Arthur.
Jane said Arthur! This is beautiful. (shows it to David) It's the tea set that Fred broke last Christmas.
Fred said Better keep it away from me this year. (chuckles)
Jane said Thank you, Arthur, I'm really touched.
Arthur said But... But I... (sound of truck pulling up outside)
Grandma Thora said There's a tow-truck outside.
It's from "Greg's Towing." The dog-person driver waves.
Fred said Hey, the mechanic came through. I didn't think anybody would be able to fix my truck on Christmas Day (looks at Arthur) but I guess miracles do happen.
He winks.
Arthur accepted the present he said, "Thank you mom, dad." "Open it first then thank us," said David and Arthur smiled he unwrapped the present and found a Gameboy SP Box his eyes widened it was exactly what he wanted and it was even red he said, "Thank you!"
Both Jane and David smiled though DW cut in saying, "Yeah that's great can I have my present now." "DW," said Jane in a warning tone and the girl wisely shut her mouth.
There was a bit of an awkward silence before Grandpa Dave continued passing out presents Arthur got a model plane from Uncle Fred, a new sweater from Grandma Thora, and a three D puzzle from Grandpa Dave while DW got a new dress from her parents, a new pair of gloves, a hat, and scarf from Grandma Thora, a Doll from Uncle Fred, the Walkman from her brother, and a new movie from her Grandpa. Michael gets some new books of " Mystery Investigations" a line he reads, even a new sweater from Grandma Thora, a drawing sketchbook with several pens and instructions and an RC Racing Car.
Nearing the end nearly all of the presents were passed out Arthur's mother was happy to get a new bird and his dad was happy with the olive de-pitter his Grandpa loved the fishing rod and his grandmother was happy with her Tea set though Kate seemed to enjoy the blocks her brother got her she was having a blast playing with the wrapping paper.
"Ok well it looks like we have just three more presents," said Grandpa Dave with a bit of a knowing smile he said, "Arthur this one is for you from Santa."
Arthur smiled a little taking the square present he unwrapped it and there was a box inside the box were two gaming cartridges his eyes bugged out 'Pokemon Ruby and Pokemon Sapphire' he thought shocked, but then he smiled happy he said, "This is what I wanted."
Inwardly both Jane and David felt relieved David only knew about the games after talking to the store clerk though he wasn't sure if his son would like them.
"Mom I need to plug in my Gameboy SP so it can charge," said Arthur and his mother nodded saying, "Alright." "Thanks," said Arthur he grabbed the two cartridges and carried his games and system upstairs to his room he stashed the games in his bedside and plugged the game system in by his bedside stashing it under his pillow.
Then Arthur returned downstairs to gather his other presents to put them away before returning to the living room to help pick-up
The scene changes to the Frenskys', where Francine is lying down, looking contented.
Oliver: More lo mein, Franky?
Francine: I'm stuffed. (sound of doorbell ringing, she gets up) That's weird. Who could that be?
She opens the door. It's Muffy and her parents.
Francine: Muffy?
Ed: Hi, Francine. We were, uh, just in the neighborhood and decided to drop by. Here, we got you a ham. (He hands the ham, labeled "Lonnie's Ham," to Mr. Frensky.)
Oliver: Uh, thanks. Come on in!
The scene changes to show Muffy and Francine at a table with milk, cookies and a muffin Muffy is absentmindedly tracing a design in some spilled milk.
Muffy: Okay. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. It's just that you're my best friend and that party was really important to me.
Francine's been standing there the whole time with her arms crossed, looking annoyed. She now grabs Muffy's arm and drags her away from the table.
Francine: Come with me! I wanna show you something. This is our menorah. My great-grandmother brought it all the way from Poland. On the last night of Chanukah, all my relatives who live near Elwood City come over to our house.
A fantasy sequence begins showing Chanukah festivities.
Francine: Everyone brings a dish of food they made. And we have a potluck dinner.
Woman: You're gonna love my kugel, bubala.
As Mr. Frensky lights the candles on the menorah, the family sings in Hebrew.
Baruch ata Ado-noi Elo-heinu melech ha-olam
Asher kid-shanu bi-mitzvo-sav
Vi-tzee-vanu li-had-leek ner shel Chanukah
Amen.
Francine: After we say the prayer and my Dad lights the candles, we put the menorah in the window. It's a really beautiful moment. It kinda makes me feel like I'm a part of something special. (The sequence ends.) Do you understand why that's really important to me?
Muffy: Yeah, I do. (puts her hand on her shoulder) I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.
Oliver: There's another special tradition we have, Muffy. It's something we do every year when Christians are celebrating Christmas.
Muffy: What's that?
Oliver and Francine: Go to the movies!
Francine: Come on! Get your coat!
The two race away.
Pippi said can we Mom and Dad Please"
Her parents noded with a smile. Sure, have fun!
Oliver laughs. Hey, come with us you two! This is a family event okay?
Ed and Millicent change a look, than both smile. Okay, lets go! Do we need the limousine?
Oliver shook his head while they leave. Nah, we take a lovely walk. Mr. Crosswire looks over to Bailey at the car. Bailey, let the car here and join us in the cinema if you want to!
Bailey noded. Sure Sir!
The scene changes back to Buster, using his spoon to fiddle around with a ball on his now otherwise-empty plate.
Buster: This profiterole keeps rolling away. I shoulda had the ice cream.
Bitzi: (looking at a list) And after this, we've got tickets for the Penguins On Ice Christmas special.
Buster: Mom.
Bitzi: Then we have to rush home so I can put the roast in and make the Yorkshire pudding...
Buster: Mom!
Bitzi: ...and then we'll watch It's a Wonderful Life together for the fifth time, and...
Buster: (leaning forward) Mom!
Ashley snaps with her finger and points on Buster.
Bitzi looks up. Yes, Dear?
Ashley points to Buster. He, we, uhm, there is something to tell you!
Buster: This has been a really great Christmas so far.
Bitzi: It has? Oh, I'm so relieved.
Buster: But maybe it doesn't have to be so great every year. Maybe Christmas could be a day where we just... relax.
Bitzi: Relax? On Christmas?
Buster: You could sleep late.
Bitzi: Hmm...
Ashley giggles. A good idea, and, maybe i can visit Jesse later?
Buster said And we don't even have to call it Christmas. It could be our own holiday. (hesitates and his ears droop) Baxter Day. He and Ashley grinning.
Bitzi crumples her list) Check, please!
The waiter brings over check. Buster stabs at his profiterole again with the spoon and it lands in the waiter's hair.
Buster: Uh.
Waiter: (as it slides down his face) Oh!
Buster: Sorry!
He walks away. Ashley, Buster and Bitzi crack up laughing.
The scene changes to show the remains of a big feast.
Grandma Thora said David, you really outdid yourself this time.
Grandpa Dave said Oh. I'm gonna have to get a new belt.
Arthur said Mmm. This halva is delicious. I wanna eat like this every Christmas. Could you pass the dates, Mom?
Michael said Mom Right i think you were Right about let Arthur try it off your plat First"
David said I love this new olive depitter, Arthur.
He uses it and Rory catches and eats the pit that comes shooting out of the olive.
Fred said walking in) Hey, good news! I just called the garage. The mechanic was able to fix the truck. Looks like we're going to Florida after all, Rory.
Rory barks in delight.
The scene changes to show the group now standing outside, next to Grandpa Dave's truck. Rory is in the truck and ready to go. Michel is talking to Uncle Fred, Pal behind him.
Michael said That was your present for Mom, wasn't it? i saw you switch the Tags"?
Fred said Yeah. But it was a whole lot nicer comin' from Arthur. wasn't Michel?
Michael said well Yes but Arthur will fine out the truth'?
Fred said Michael it stay between you and Me alright"
Michael said okay Uncle Fred"
Arthur said Thanks, Uncle Fred. You were right. It turned out to be a pretty good Christmas after all.
Fred said Remember, Arthur. You don't always get what you want in life. Sometimes you get something better.
Arthur said i will remember that"
Grandpa Dave said getting in) Alright. Let's get you two down to the garage.
David and Jane said Good-bye!
Grandma Thora waving) said Safe trip!
D.W. said Bye-bye, Uncle Fred! (holds out Quackers)
Quackers: I love you!
Fred said waving So long, everyone!
Grandpa Dave backs up and knocks over part of the Reads' fence. Mr. and Mrs. Read just look stunned. Baby Kate giggles.
Grandpa Dave said Sorry! (They drove away.)
Jane said Oh! Like father, like son.
David closes his eyes, apparently wishing for patience. The group heads inside, Arthur and Michael trailing behind. A snowflake falls on his nose.
Arthur said It's snowing. (It begins snowing in earnest.) It's snowing! Wow. This has been a perfect Christmas.
Michael
Snowflakes falling real slowly / Everything looks so pretty / The day's almost done / I wonder what everyone's doing in Elwood City.
The scene changes to show George and his family dancing and singing "Nu Är Det Jul Igen."
Nu är jul igen
Och nu är jul igen
Och julen vara skall till påska
Nu är jul igen
Och nu är jul igen
Och julen vara skall till påska
Det var inte sant'
Och det var inte sant
För däremellan kommer fastan
The scene changes to Brain's place. Some Kwanzaa music is playing in the background and decorations are being put up.
Brain: Excellent.
Binky is at the homeless shelter. He's handing out cookies. A dog-guy takes one and enjoys it.
Dog-Guy: Mmm. These are terrific, son.
Binky: Thanks.
He takes more cookies out of a store-bought bag, puts them in a bowl and chuckles.
The scene changes to Nigel Ratburn marking on a calendar.
Nigel Ratburn: Let's see. We'll have a math test on January 15 and a history test on January 20th, a geography quiz on February 1! Oh, this is going to be such a good year!
The Frenskys and Crosswires are watching a movie. They're laughing, clearly enjoying it. We don't see what it is, but from the marquee, which is for Cinemas Mill Creek Mall 8, it could be any of the following: Quest for Mammoth, Jaws 12, Nadja and Dracula, Bionic Bunny: The Movie, 5000 Explosions and a Supernova, Slobbering Idiots, or Kick Ball Kids: Field Trip to Egypt.
Now we see the Baxters on top of a parking garage. Buster pours a drink from a thermos..
Bitzi: (pointing at something in the sky) How about that? Is that a UFO?
Ashley giggles. " UFO´s doesn´t exist!"
Buster: (squinting) Mmm, no. That's just a satellite. (handing her a steaming cup) Happy Baxter Day, Mom.
The scene ends as a UFO passes directly above them.
It cuts back to Arthur, who is standing at the fence, his arms spread wide.
Arthur singer
Sometimes the thing you hope for
Isn't the thing you get
But after today I just have to say
This was the best Christmas yet.
D.W.: said (opening the door) Arthur! Michel You both 'd better come inside before you catch "pewmonia."
Arthur said heading in) So, D.W., do you still like Santa even though he didn't get you what you wanted?
D.W. said Of course! He knew that I would like Quackers much better than Tina. Look, I can even make him sing. (She activates the toy.)
Quackers: Quick, quack, quaddy-quack, squeeze my belly, squeeze my back / Quooky, quacky, quicky quo...
Michel said pulling the earflaps on his hat) Oh, no. ( Arthur He and D.W. both head inside.)
Quackers: Pull my bill, pull my toe / Quicky quacky, doodly do / You love me and I love you.
Arthur closes the door, but then opens and comes out again.
Arthur said Happy holidays, everyone!
Quackers: Quick, quack, quaddy-quack...
Arthur: (closing the door)
Michael said D.W., turn that thing off!
Arthur had gone into the kitchen where his parents were his Dad was doing dishes and his mom was at the table drinking coffee.
"Mom, Dad," said Arthur and his parents looked at him he said, "I just wanted to say thanks again for my present." "Of course sweetie," said Jane she added, "We're just glad you liked it." "I really do its even in my favorite color," said Arthur and his parents smiled his Dad said, "And thank you for our presents."
Arthur smiled he gave both his parents a hug "I'm sure if Santa could have he would have given her the Tina Doll, but it was so popular he probably didn't make enough and I think the toy duck is a better option even if Michel don't think so"?
Michael said D.W., turn that thing off!
Jane asked, "Have you played either of your new games?"
"Not yet I wanted to make sure you didn't need my help with anything before I go shut myself in my room," said Arthur and both his parents shook their heads his Dad said, "Just don't stay up too late."
Arthur nodded and left the room going upstairs he went to his bedroom and shut the door he went to his bed unplugging his game he retrieved Pokémon Ruby and put the cartridge in turning the game on he sat back against his pillow and started his game making his character and soon enough selecting his starter 'Terlecki', which was his favorite.
"Boogie Woogie Christmas (reprise)"
Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year!
Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year!
May your holiday be merry and bright!
May the season be jolly and out of sight!
Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year!
Have you heard the news? Santa Claus is coming to town!
Yeah! Have you heard the news? Santa Claus is coming to town!
Hang the stockings by the chimney with care!
Turn the stereo up and if you dare...
Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year!
Well, it's one for the money
Two for your snow
Three, you're not ready- it's forty below!
Have a Boogie Woogie Christmas and a rockin' and a reelin' New Year!