Protectors: Tales of Paris

By Adventuremaker21

Chapter 11: Tales of the Miracle Five

"This is stupid. Why did I ever agree to this?"

These were the ever so famous words spoken by Queen Bee as she was standing outside her classroom door.

"Because somebody thought it would be a good idea we'd come in and teach our class how to be nice to one another," Ladybug said as she was getting herself ready. "Plus, when the others like Star and Steven said they couldn't do it, we had to do it ourselves."

Chat Noir was checking himself out with the reflection of his staff to see if he was looking good. "Aw, don't put yourself down, guys. After today, everyone will be feline fine in no time."

"Boi, I'm about to slap you for that pun," Rena Rouge said as she was taking a peek inside the class to see her previous Mirage was still holding up, to help hide their identities from the public in the class. "But we should be good for now. Nobody suspects a thing."

"I hope so," Carapace said as adjusted his shield on his back. "Let's do this as fast and calmly as possible because considering our class's history, any slight screw-up could result in an akuma."

"And I already promised I'd be on my best behavior," Queen Bee said as she flipped her hair back. "Even with whatever that awful cousin of yours says in there."

"Yea, just don't fall for Lila's BS," Ladybug said as she patted her back. As Rena saw the cue for them, she waved to the others for them to come in. And they did come in gently as everyone was shocked.

"It was a really big long shot, but I managed to get Paris's heroes here today to talk about how to help cope with stress and your feelings in a healthy way," Mrs Bustier said to the class as they were all impressed with what they're seeing.

Well, almost everyone.

"Oh great, it's the Miraculous Stinkybug," Lila said under her breath. "And her dummy dumb friends."

"Hey guys, can I be real for a second?" Ladybug said as she leaned on the teachers desk. "You all know who Papillon and Mayura are, right?"

"How could we forget?" Ivan said as he crossed his arms.

"He made me look like a clown," Juleka added on.

"And she threw those meanie monsters at us," Rose said.

"I'm very sorry to hear about that," Chat said as he truly knows how she's feeling.

"Well, we came here today to give you the good news," Rena Rouge added, to try to build hype.

"We know how to help your feelings out so you don't become Papillon's next victim," Queen Bee said happily. "It'll help us figure out where he's hiding his scummy self, and you all can help relieve your stress in a healthy way and environment. Everyone wins."

"So allow the 5 of us heroes to help you find the hero in you," Carapace said as he put up a poster. "I present to you our first draft of the STOP tactics."

Chat then got his staff out and extended it to the first letter. "Step one is Stop," He said in a happy tone. "If you're feeling upset or frustrated, and then you hear a nasty voice in your head, stop what you're doing immediately."

"As we move on to step two: Think," Rena added as she pointed to the T on the poster with her flute. "Think about what's gonna happen if you do get akumatized by him. You could end up looking awful or doing things you don't wanna do. Or sometimes both."

Queen Bee skated by as she pointed with her trompo to the O. "Then you need to Object. Say you're not interested in his offer to steal jewelry for this basement dweller simp. He legally cannot akumatize you without your consent."

"Which leads us to our last step: Patience," Ladybug said as she got to the last one. "Try to hold out as long as possible for me or one of my very good friends to come to you so we can purify the akuma without you being akumatized." As they finished their speech, a good amount of the students were impressed. And on cue, 'Chloe' raised her hand.

"Yea, I have a question," 'Chloe' said. "How do we even know this is gonna work?"

"Excellent question," Queen Bee said as she eyed the Mirage of her civilian self. "First of all, I love those sunglasses."

"Aw these old things?" 'Chloe' said. "I got them for a very good price."

"I'll have to check them out," Queen Bee said as the other heroes were unimpressed with the cycle of egomania. "But back on track, we saw a potential attack earlier this week and it was with a Scottish guy as he was cursing up a storm against Papillon. So eventually, Ladybug purified the akuma inside his pin, and helped him out."

"And that's when we got to thinking 'hey, maybe we can use this all the time'," Rena Rouge said. "Showcase Papillon that we're not gonna be afraid of him anymore."

"For even the smallest of fires can cause an inferno of rebellion," Chat Noir said as he leaned on his staff. "Just like Less Miserables."

"That's 'Les miserables', you illiterate cat," Ladybug said as she was facepalming.

"Aw come on, I saw you smiling under that facepalm," Chat said as he fluted.

"I even heard a chuckle," Rose said as she cutely spoke.

"And I even have a witness kitten. A kit-ness," Chat joked further, earning more groans from Ladybug.

"Heck yeah, a brand new cat pun," Sabrina said as she tried high fiving 'Chloe', but she turns into an orange mist. And as she does that, so does 'Marinette', 'Adrien', 'Alya', and 'Nino'. At first, the students were confused and shocked as to why they turned into orange mist until Lila looked at Ladybug and the others as when it hit her.

"Marinette? When did you become a superhero?!"

And at that moment, Ladybug's heart stopped. She was found out.

"Uh…" Ladybug said as she was starting to sweat violently as she got an idea. "NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE!" She shouted as she, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee jumped out the window and went into town, mostly to hide the fact they screwed up.

"Please don't tell my dad about this, guys? If he found out I'm a superhero, he'll cut my legs off and chain me to a wall" Chat Noir begged of the class as they all agreed to keep their lips sealed, even the teacher smiled and agreed to keep his secret a secret.