Author's Notes- I don't own Dragon Ball Super. The show and manga are created by Toei Animation and Akira T. Here's a really good parody of "Little Red Riding Hood" for you! Hope that you enjoy it! Thanks!
Caulifla and Kale: What If Chapter Seven- "Little Green Riding Kale"
Saiyan-Village, Kale's Parent's House
In this beautiful village, the Saiyans are a good community that thrives on positivity and love. In this good-looking house, two couples are preparing their daughter for the trip to her sister's house. Kale, who's wearing a green hood and carrying a wooden basket, looks at her parents with a worried expression. She doesn't want to go into the forest on her own, but she's old enough to do things on her own. Her mother says that she shouldn't talk to strangers, but the people from the village. "Keep walking and don't get hurt by any animals that might appear dangerous," said Kale's mother. The father gives Kale an encouraging pat on the back and smiles at her. Kale smiles back, knowing that her parents are always there for her. After the mother puts the goodies in Kale's basket, they wave goodbye to their grown daughter. Kale skips her way through town, happy that she's able to see her sister again after she left at the same age as she did. But...it was only a few months ago, so that's no surprise. Kale sees the exit of the village and a pathway to the forest. She leaves the village, follows the path, and hums a song in her head that her mother would sing to her on their travels together. This goes on for about a few minutes until Kale stumbles upon a two-way path. One leads to a wonderfully bright path and one leads to a dark, scary path. "Which one to choose? I don't know where Caulifla went to, while she was traveling to her own house," said Kale, as she heard a sound from behind her. She turns around, seeing the bushes shaking a little. She's suspicious of what's going on, but she ignores it. She goes back to the two-way paths, thinking of which path to choose from. Out of nowhere, a large figure comes out of the buses in front of Kale. This causes kale to throw a ki blast at it, landing a blow to the face.
Kale: AHHH! Stay away from me!
?: Rgh! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kale: Huh?
?: (Wipes the black dust off of its face and looks at Kale) I'm here to give you the directions to your destination. I'm the Big "Good" Wolf, but you can call me Wolf for short.
Kale: Oh! Well, Wolf. Which way should I take?
Wolf: (Points to the right) Go this way. I saw a little girl go this way.
Kale: You mean my sister!? Did she go this way?
Wolf: (Nods) Yes. Just follow that path and you'll find her.
Kale: (Looks at the path in a nervous expression) Uh...I-I don't know. It seems a bit too scary to walk through.
Wolf: Trust me! It's safe. (Smiles at Kale)
Kale: Hm...O-Okay. (Smiles at the wolf) Thanks for showing me the way! (SKips her way to the path)
Wolf: (rubs his hands, while making a sinister smile) (No. Thank you! I'm going to have double serving girls in my stomach! Hahahahaha!)
Kale walks to the dark path that the big "good" wolf told her to go to. She's starting to disagree with her mother's advice about talking to strangers. Kale keeps walking to the pathway until she stumbles upon two woodsmen chopping wood. One's a skinny one in a blue lumberjack-like outfit. The other one is an overweight one in a yellow lumberjack-like outfit. Kale walks up to the blue woodsman, asking him a question. She tells him about his name and why he's here. The blue woodsman, by the name of Cabba, tells Kale that he and his partner are chopping wood for the village. "We have to take as much wood for the village to use for months," said Cabba. The large woodsmen look at Kale, blushing. It was the first time that he saw a girl in the middle of the forest. Kale tells Cabba of the path that she's walking on. "Is this the right path to my sister's house? Some wolf told me that this path leads to her place," said Kale. Cabba's eyes widened in shock after Kale told him that information. He drops his ax to the floor and holds Kale's shoulder. "Little girl. Don't see that person again! That was the big bad wolf that you just talked to. He leads girls like you to his traps and eats them. Please! Grab your sister and leave the forest. The big bad wolf doesn't like to be messed with!" Said Cabba. Kale is shocked and scared of what she has just done earlier. She didn't even know that the big "good" wolf was a bad one. She nods, saying that she'll be careful, and leaves the woodsmen. From behind the bushes, the big bad wolf from earlier starts to get worried about the situation. He has to beat Kale to the place first, so he thinks of the easiest plot device that he could think up. He grabs the corner of the screen, pulls it and he instantaneously teleports to the location of the house. That is bull-(bleep), but hey! It's a fantasy story! Reality doesn't exist in this (bleep)-ing story! The big bad wolf arrives at the house with ease and knocks on the door. The door opens, revealing a tough-looking girl with wild, spiky black hair, black eyes, and a mean expression. "Hey! Who the hell are you!?" said Caulifla, Kale's sister. The wolf says to Caulifla that he needs to talk to her about a threat coming to the house. Caulifla knows that she doesn't like threats and she'll kick the first guy that comes into her house. Since she has seen the wolf before, she lets him in. the wolf mentally makes a sinister smile, as he enters the house.
Dark Forest, Caulifla's House (Fifteen Minutes Later)
Kale manages to make it to the house with no problems. She sees her sister's house, but with one major difference. The door was open. Kale is confused about why her sister let the door open for her so early. She ignores it and goes straight into the house. She calls out Caulifla's name, hoping that she would jump out in front of her and give her a big hug like always. Instead, she sees a figure on the bed. "Hello? Is that you, Caulifla?" said Kale as she gets closer to the figure. She sees a lamp next to the bed, turns it on, and screams at the appearance of the figure. "Whoa! Kale! It's me, Caulifla!" said Kale's sister. Kale stops screaming, after hearing her voice and looking at the figure on the bed again.
Kale: Caulifla? Y-You, look different. Have you gained weight? Mother has been making these treats for you, so…
"Caulifla": No, Kale. I got into working out, hence why I look so big.
Kale: Oh! Well…(gives the basket to "Caulifla") Here you go.
"Caulifla": Good!
Kale: But…(Leans close to "Caulifla") You also have other details that are different. Like your hair. It's not so spiky and wild. (Looks at "her" eyes) what big eyes you have. (Looks at "her" stomach) What a big stomach that you have. (Looks at "her" mouth) What big mouth that you have. Oh! I didn't mean to say that you have a talkative personality. I mean the size of your mouth is bigger than last time.
"Caulifla": Kale. These are just changes that the workout had on me. I'm fine.
?: Kale! Don't listen to that bastard! I'm in here!
Kale: (Sees "Caulifla's" moving stomach) Caulifla? Why is your stomach moving and beginning to sound more like yourself?
"Caulifla": Uh…(Punches the stomach) It's just indigestion from the piles of meat that I had. Better have those proteins in my system!" (Smiles nervously)
?: Kale! I'm in here! Don't listen to him!
Kale: (Sees a hand moving outwards in "Caulifla's" stomach) AHH!
"Caulifla": UGH! That's it! (takes off her clothes and reveals herself to be the big bad wolf) I'm the big bad wolf and I'm going to eat you for lunch! Come over here!
The wolf chases Kale around the house after his cover has been blown. Caulifla tries to get out of the wolf's stomach, but it's too hard to punch or kick through. Kale, on the other hand, tries to run away from the wolf but is too limited to the house's space. The only way out is through the door. Kale sees the open door, almost there. The wolf sees this and hurries himself to the front of the door. He shuts the door, locking Kale in the house. "Just a little nibble out of you and everything will be fine." said the wolf as he slowly gets close to Kale. She has no way out of the monster's trap, falls on top of the bed, and covers her face in fear. It would be the end of her. The wolf stops his attack, after looking at his glowing stomach. It keeps glowing this golden aura until Caulifla warns him to spit her out. "If you don't, I'm busting out of here!" said Caulifla, as the stomach begins to glow brighter. The wolf is not buying this and continues to attack Kale. That was a bad decision, as his stomach inflates and the aura brights even more. Within a few seconds, the wolf's stomach explodes and Caulifla comes out of the forest in stomach acids and a new form. She comes out of the stomach with blonde, spiky hair, blue eyes, and a golden aura around her. Kale sees this, believing that her sister has become a legendary Super Saiyan. Caulifla quickly grabs Kale's hand and runs out of the house. "Kale! You need to learn not to listen to strangers and know what your sister looks like!" said Caulifla as they reach the dark forest, away from the wolf.
Dark Forest (Ten Minutes Later)
Cabba: (Carries his ax on his shoulders) Well! That was the last tree that we chopped for the village. Right, Limo? (Smiles)
Limo: (looks at Cabba with a nervous expression) Good. It was nice to chop wood and have a good time with you, Cabba. But…(Looks at the path)
Cabba: What is it, Limo? Something bothering you?
Limo: Yes. About the girl in the green hood? She looked familiar to me. Like I have seen her before.
Cabba: Yeah. Let's hope that she didn't get in trouble with that bad wolf. (Sees two figures coming towards them) Huh?
Caulifla: Hey, woodsmen! We need help! (Runs in front of Cabba and Limo)
Kale: (looks at Cabba and Limo) Hey? You're the same woodsmen that I came across!
Cabba: Kale! (Looks at Caulifla, blushing) S-So you must be her sister?
Caulifla: Yeah and we need assistance! The big bad wolf is after us and I managed to get out of his stomach. I don't know how, but I felt something growing inside of me after he plans to eat Kale.
Cabba: I know what you're talking about. You unlocked your super Saiyan form. It only comes out, when you feel an extreme emotion coming up. Let me show you! Hah! (turns into Super Saiyan)
Caulifla: Whoa!
Kale: That's the form that you have right now, Caulifla!
Wolf: I'm coming for you! (runs down the path)
Caulifla: (Turns around and sees the wolf coming closer) Damn! He's coming!
Cabba: (Looks at Limo) Limo!
Limo: (Looks at Cabba) Y-Yes, Cabba?
Cabba: I want you to take the girls with you to the village! I'll take care of the big bad wolf myself. (Smiles)
Limo: Okay! (grabs Caulifla and Kale) Come with me, girls! (Runs away from Cabba and the wolf) (Be careful around him, Cabba!)
Wolf: (Sees Cabba) I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART!
Cabba: (Hold his ax in position) NO! I'm going to rip you apart for what you did to my lover! AHHHHH! (Charges at the wolf)
Five Minutes Later…
Limo: (Arrives in the village, and puts the girls down) Whew! We made it!
Caulifla: (Turns back to normal) Whew! It's over. (Looks at Kale) Kale? Why are you crying?
Kale: (Looks at Caulifla with tears in her eyes) I-I'm crying, because I made a huge mistake! (hugs Caulifla) I'm sorry for not noticing some off in the first place!
Caulifla: Uh...oh. (Smiles, while hugging Kale) It's okay. As long as you follow our parent's rules and I'm here, then nothing is wrong with you.
Kale: Thank you!
Cabba: (comes back to the village with blood on his body) There! That takes care of the wolf! (TUrns back to normal)
Caulifla: (Looks at Cabba) Uh...Did you just-
Cabba: Kill the bastard!? Yep! A long time ago, Me and my lover were in the forest, having our picnic. I heard some noise, went in to investigate, went back and...I saw the wolf bastard eat my love whole! (Closes his eyes) It was a horrible scene to see! Gladly, I took care of that bitch, and now he's in hell! (Looks at the ground with an angry expression) You hear me, Wolf bastard! I got you and now you can burn in hell! (Makes a middle finger to the ground)
Caulifla: Uh...Okay. (Looks at Kale) Kale? Let's go back to our home. I have to see Mom and Dad.
Kale: (Smiles, while wiping her tears) Of course, Caulifla. (Looks at Cabba and Limo) You two can come with us, too. As thanks for saving us.
Limo: (Blushes) Uh...O-Okay. (Nervously smiles)
Cabba: (Smiles at Kale) It would be a pleasure to have dinner with you girls. (Bows down)
After taking care of the wolf in his blood, the four Saiyans went to Kale's parent's house for some dinner. Caulifla and Kale are together again, Caulifla learns a new skill, Cabba avenges his dead lover, and Limo has a chance of finding love between him and Kale. Everyone has a happy ending. And they all lived happily ever after! Good night everyone!
The end.