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Caulifla and Kale What IF Chapter Nine: "Earth for a Day?"
Planet Earth, Bottle Corporation (Year 780-Present Day)
On this wonderful day on Planet Earth, two figures are coming into the world famous Bottle Corporation. One figure is a male with a blue tank top, dark blue jeans, gray sneakers, and black leather belt. His name is Trouser and he's the co-owner of the Bottle Corporation. The person on his right is a female with an orange t-shirt, light blue pants, yellow sneakers, and a light orange jacket on. Her name is Jillian and she's here to get her daily bottles from Trouser. She needs those bottles for her next lesson with her master. She looks at Trouser, saying when will they see aliens come on Earth for a day. "I don't know. Maybe one day, these aliens would be kind and not earth threatening." said Trouser as he laughs at the joke. Jillian knows that Trouser can be a jokester, when he wants to be. Before they enter the building, an explosion crashes behind them. They turn around, seeing a crater in the middle of the sidewalk. Trouser tells Jillian to stay here, while he checks the crater. He looks into the smoking crater, seeing two figures moving slowly from pain. "Jillian! Call my parents! They're in pain!" said Trouser as he ran into the crater to get the two figures. A few minutes later, Trouser's parents are out of the building, seeing their son take out two females out of the crater. Jillian is able to see what the two females look like. One has a pink tube shirt, baggy purple pants, and some black accessories on her body. The other one has a red t-shirt on, red mini shirt with some black shorts underneath, and some golden accessories on her body. She follows Trouser and his parents into the building to see more about who the girls are.
Bottle Corporation, Nursing Room (One Hour Later)
Jillian: (Looks at the one with red clothes) (This is weird. How could two girls fall from the sky? Unless...they're-)
?: (Wakes up, sees the ceiling lights, and sits up) Uh….Huh? (Looks at Jillian) W-Who are you?
Jillian: Hi! My name is Jillian. Uh...I have a question that might surprise you more than me. Are you an alien?
?: Huh? (Raises her eyebrow) I don't get what you're saying. Where am I?
Jillian: Oh! You're in the nursing room, getting fixed. W-What's your name, ma'am?
?: M-My name is Kale. Where's Caulifla? (Looks around the area)
Jillian: "Caulifla?" Are you talking about the woman with the pink tube shirt and purple pants?
Kale: Yes! Is she here!?
Jillian: She is, but I don't know why you and her are here on Earth.
Kale: Wait...this is Earth. We landed on Earth?
Jillian: (Nods) Yep and I'm guessing that you're not from here.
Kale: (Nods) We're saiyans. We came from Planet Sadala and...and...I forgot why we're here in the first place.
(explosion occurs in the other side of the room)
Jillian: Whoa! What the-
Trouser: Hey! You're awake! You're on earth, and will you stop shooting those light things at me!
?: (Walks towards Trouser) I'll stop if you tell me where Kale is!
Kale: (Sees Caulifla) Caulifla! (Gets up and runs to Caulifla)
Caulifla: Kale! (Sees Kale and hugs her) Are you okay? Did these people hurt you? (Makes an angry expression to Trouser and Jillian)
Kale: No! They're kind people! They just took care of us. We're on Earth, Sis!
Caulifla: (Makes a surprising expression to Kale) What!? We are!?
Kale: (Nods)...
Caulifla: Ugh! Great! It's a part of his stupid punishment that doesn't go anywhere of why I have to do it! Same goes for you!
Jillian: Uh...e-excuse me? Who are you and why are you doing here on Earth?
Caulifla tells the earthlings that she and her sister in arms were punished for stealing something important. "For one day on Earth, me and Kale have to be kind to the earthings, just so that we can be sent back to Sadala. Ugh! It's still a bad punishment in my eyes!" said Caulifla. Jillian gets the whole idea of the punishment and makes her wish of becoming friends with an alien. "How about me and Trouser show you the city for a while. That might get you to know the place a bit more." said Jillian to the saiyan girls. Trouser was going to disagree with the plan, but then looked at Caulifla. He thinks that getting to know her a bit more would be a good idea that Jillian had come up with. He agrees with the plan by taking Caulifla, while Jillian takes Kale with her for a tour. They leave the nursing room, leave the bottle corporation building, and go their separate ways.
Western City (Twenty Minutes Later)
Trouser and Caulifla have been walking around the city for about twenty minutes now. The female saiyan is confused about why she has to be kind to these earthlings, if she wants to get back to Sadala. She looks at Trouser, who has a smile on his face. "He seems to be completely fine with me and Kale on this planet. Why, though?" are Caulifla's thoughts, before her stomach starts to growl. Trouser says that they're near a fast food restaurant, so getting food won't be a hard one to find. They walk to a nearby restaurant, enter, and order some food. Since Caulifla is new to fast food, Trouser buys five plain cheeseburgers for her and one normal cheeseburger for him. After they get their food, sit down, and stare at each other, Caulifla quickly takes a bite of her first plain cheeseburger. "Wow! This food is amazing! (Eats the rest in seconds) You just bought five!? I want more, man!" said Caulifla as she keeps eating. Trouser has enough money to buy her more cheeseburgers, because his family is one of the richest families on the planet. He leaves the table, goes back in line to buy some more cheeseburgers for Caulifla, and sees Jillian and Kale in front of them.
Trouser: Hey girl! How's everything going?
Jillian: (Turns around, seeing Trouser) Trouser! Everything is fine with me and Kale. She's a kind saiyan or whatever she calls her race. HOw's you and Caulifla doing?
Trouser: It seems that she likes cheeseburgers, so when it's your turn to order, buy at least twenty plain cheeseburgers. (Gives JIllian some money) that should be enough to buy them.
Kale: "Cheeseburgers?" What are they? (Raises her eyebrow, while looking at Jillian and Trouser)
Jillian: (Looks at Kale) Cheeseburgers are like a sandwich with a hamburger patty, cheese, and all the fixings that you could get. Since you and your sister in arms are new to the food, I'm giving you plain versions without the fixings. OKay?
Kale: Okay.
Trouser: So...What else are we going to do with them? Will they stay at my house or will they sleep with you?
Jillian: I'm sure that Max will be willing to allow two more visitors into the house. We are a couple for a reason.
Trouser: Of course. Okay. they'll live with you, once lunch is over.
Jillian: Right! (Smiles)
Thirty Minutes Later… (East City, Max's and Jillian's House)
JIllian: (Gets carried by Kale) Whoa! You can fly!?
Kale: Yes. Uh...I was wondering if earthlings can fly as well. Can they?
Jillian: Well, in jets and planes, but not by themselves!
Caulifla: (Rubs her stomach) Those cheeseburgers were so amazing, Kale! That juicy patty, that cheese, and that bun were just good! Why can't we have that on Planet Sadala!? (Looks at Kale and Jillian)
Kale: I guess that we never heard of cheeseburgers. I think that Trouser said that making them was easy.
Jilla: (Sees her house) There's my house! Fly down there, please!
The two saiyan girls and Jillan land in front of a house. The house is vibrant with orange, blue, and white colors. Jillian knocks on the door, calling out Max's name. The door opens, revealing a tall, muscular man with two bionic arms and an eye patch on his right eye. He sees Jillian, gives her a hug, and smiles at the two visitors. "Hey! How's my little karate girl doing?" said Max. Jillian says that she's fine and Caulifla and Kale need a place to stay. Max nods his head, welcomes the two girls, and shuts the door behind him. Caulifla and Kale see the living room in an organized type of way. "Wow! You really keep the place clean!" said Caulifla. Max tells the girls, if they're hungry. Both of them said no, saying that they already ate. He understands, and goes into the kitchen to get some water for the visitors. Jilian is surprised that she gets to see nice aliens on Earth. She starts by asking some questions about the two and their race, while Max is in the living room, getting the cups of water. A few minutes had passed, and the four were watching some movies. Kale is covering her face, not wanting to see the kills in the movie. Caulifla is not fazed by how the kills are in this movie. She seems to be liking it. Jillian and Max are enjoying themselves with their alien visitors. A few hours has passed and Kale is sleeping with Caulifla on the living room floor. "Caulifla? (Looks at Caulifla) Are you sure that your brother was okay with this punishment?" said Kale. "I think so, but it's still harsh for him to drop us here without a warning. Besides, the only thing that we stole was a 'dollar bill' that the king requested to have. It's just a piece of paper!" said Caulifla. Kale understands that she only stole it, because she wanted to know more about it, before she returns it back. "I've heard that someone will be picking us up. I wonder who it will be." said Kale, before closing her eyes. "Ugh. I just hope it's not Cabba, otherwise, we are going to have one hectic day ahead of us." said Caulifla, before closing her eyes.
Bottle Corporation, Outside (the Next Day)
It's the next day and Trouser is in the waiting room, checking the place out. He has a cup of coffee with him, after breakfast. He has been thinking of Caulifla and Kale arriving on Earth for one of the stupidest things that he ever heard. "They stole a dollar bill from their king? Why the hell did they do that!?" said Trouser, before hearing the front door knock. He goes to the door, looks through the peeping hole, seeing a boy in armor and black hair. "Wait? He might be a saiyan like Caulifla and Kale. Better talk to him." are Trouser's thoughts, before opening the door. He sees the boy in armor, bowing down to him. "Hello, sir. My name is Cabba and I'm here to pick up Caulifla and Kale." said the boy, who's named Cabba. Trouser says that they're not here, they're at Jillian's house. He tells him that he'll talk to them to come to the city to see their friend. After welcoming Cabba into his building and telling him to sit down, he goes to the phone to answer Jillian. "Jillan? Are you there?" said Trouser. "Trouser? How are you doing?" said Jillian, before yawning. "Cabba, one of the saiyans, is here to pick up Caulifla and Kale. Can you tell them to come to the city near the fast food restaurant?" said Trouser. Jillian says that she'll tell them. She hangs up, Trouser comes back to the waiting room, seeing Cabba rubbing his stomach. "You hungry? We're going to this fast food restaurant, where your saiyan girls will be at." said Trouser. He tells Cabba to wait a few minutes for him to get dressed in his room. A few minutes later, he and Cabba leave the building for some food and wait for Caulifla and Kale to arrive.
Fast Food Restaurant (Twenty Minutes Later)
Cabba: (Bites into a plain cheeseburger) MMM! Damn! This sandwich is good! (Finishes his tenth cheeseburger) Why can't we have this on Sadala?
Trouser: (Raises his eyebrow) Wow! You saiyans don't get stomach aches, when eating a large amount of food. How is that possible?
Cabba: (Looks at Trouser) It's because we have a higher metabolism than earthlings, meaning that we can eat as many food items as we can, without feeling sick. (Eats into his eleventh cheeseburger)
Trouser: So...I've heard from one of the girls, who crash landed here that she and her friend are here, due to them stealing a dollar bill from your race's king. Why did they do that?
Cabba: That was a lie. The real reason why they're on Earth is that my former master's bank account has been decreasing over the past two months. He asked me to see who was stealing his money and as it turned out, Caulifla, my former master's sister, has been stealing his money to buy meat and training supplies. (Finishes his twelvth cheeseburger) I told the king what happened, he gave me the order to send them somewhere, where they can learn their lesson, and...and…
Trouser: You told them a lie of why they're being sent to Earth and dropped them here?
Cabba: That seems to be the correct statement. I had to do that, because they have been stealing the former captain's money for their purposes. I just hope that they don't figure it out.
Caulifla: (Walks into the restaurant, sees Cabba, and runs to him) Cabba! (Stops in front of him with her angry expression) That's the reason why we're here!? Because we stole some money off of my brother's account!? (Grabs Cabba's armor and pulls him closer to her face) I did that, so that we can have enough supplies for months!
Cabba: (Makes a nervous expression) D-Don't get mad, Caulifla. It was my former master's plan to put you here, so that you can learn a valuable lesson about what would happen, if you steal money from someone.
Caulifla: (gets even more angrier) Kale!?
Kale: (Looks at Caulifla) Y-Yes, Caulifla?
Caulifla: I want you to stay here with this Trouser guy. I'm going to teach Cabba not to mess with me! (throws him out of the restaurant through the window) RRGGGHH! (Jumps through the window)
While Caulifla beats the ever living (bleep) out of Cabba, Kale sits next to Trouser, saying that Earth has been a good place for her and her sister in arms to be. She would like to visit this place again on different terms. Trouser is glad that one of the saiyan girls is liking Earth. He watches Caulifla punch Cabba in the face multiple times, forcing some blood to come out of his nose. "Is your sister in arms always violent?" said Trouser to Kale. "She can be violent, when angry, but she's a good friend." said Kale with a smile. "Well...after hearing Cabba's response to why you two are here, she seems to be pissed (bleep) out!" said Trouser. "(Bleep)? What does that word mean?" said Kale. Trouser understands that some curse words are known to saiyans, just not all of them. He tells Kale about profanity, while Cabba gets repeatedly beaten up by Caulifla, like he was her bottom bitch! This goes on for a few minutes, until Cabba says that he gives. He's shown with bruises on his face, body, and legs from Caulifla's punches. He even has a bloody nose and black eye! Damn! Caulifla (bleep)-ed him up! Trouser sees the three saiyans leave the planet through the use of Cabba's spaceship, leaving earth for good. He has to tell Jillian that her alien friend had left. But he will say to her that they might return one day for fun, instead for other reasons. He returns back to his corporation, knowing that he and his friend have seen aliens on Planet Earth. This won't be the last time for these friends.
The end.