Chapter 3: Ranch Dressing
Tingle was with Talon in his room and they were kissing like coupls do at the end of Hallmark romance movies. Also, Malon was outside and was listening to see if he father was doing naughty things again (A/N: I know what the word that stars with m is but I don't want this story to get banned so I'm not gonna say it)
Anyway, Malon was hearing a sound she never hear her father do b4 so SHE OPENED THE DOOR WITOUT KNOCKING and she saw her father and Tingle doing the dirty.
"Oh daddy, are you getting a knew mommy for me?" said Malon but Tingle was angery because this was private stuff so he said, "Get out of you little pervert!"
Malon then suddenli relized that her father was doing it with a guy and she said, "OH MY GOD DADDI, UR GAY?"
Talong signed. "Malon, please shut the door." and she did as he asked.
Lunk was just outside the room w/ Malon. He had hear everything that was going on and he was jealous because he wante to do the same with Ruto so he started daydreeming.
Malon was looking at him all curoisuly and she said, "Hey fairy boy, what you thinking?"
Link then realize he was being stared at and it was pretty akward so he left to go back to castle town but he heard Malon scream behind him, "Did you bring Epona bacK?"
Link then dropped his mouth in surprise because he let Epona back when talking to Impa and I actually totally forgot about her so he's going to be looking for her in the nex chapter.
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"Oh great Ganondorf!" said soem Moblins who are prtty big in this game "We got you this horse to maybe ride on or something!" THE HOURSE THEY BOUGHT HIM WAS EPONA!
"Yes, very good minions!" said Gaonon all evil and theatening. "This horse will be a great tribute to me and you are honorary minions now or something."
(A/N: Don't worry guys, Epona will be fuine so balme Link he was the one who let Epona in the middle of Hyrule Field.)