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Mr. M, Mrs. J.K., The puppets are all yours, the world too, I am certain some of the things I let them do are from fellow authors, so in the end, nothing is mine.

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We left the same day. That night we returned and ported all women and kids out. On both ends of the bridge, we erected a wall of solid granite, 100 feet high and 30 feet wide. A few miles out we created a new bridge, warded it so nobody can claim ownership.

It was time to visit dad.

13 Return of the lost son.

We sat on our granite wall when the guards woke up, as the spells wore off. We waved at them when they noticed us. A few minutes later Walder Frey stood on the battlements of his Keep, looking at a solid granite wall that was blocking his bridge completely.

He saw us standing on the wall and shouted: "What is the meaning of this? Remove this wall you brats! I'll inform Hoster Tully of this!"

I answered: "Hey, old bastard, I felt like rewarding the insults you threw at us. You see, my wives wanted to just kill you and get it over with, My ward Margaery wanted to destroy this castle and everyone in it.

But I want to set an example, old age doesn't give you the right to behave as you did. As of now, you may live in this rat trap of yours, the bridge we build a few miles south from here will never be yours. Any attempt to confiscate it will trigger a curse that will kill you in two months. You are welcome to try it."

We left before they noticed the women all disappeared. The females that wanted to return to the Freys got ported back, the rest found a new home at Moat Cailin. Without a castle and an income from the bridge, they will degrade quite a bit.

Xxxxx

I postponed it long enough, it is time to visit my family. The stretch of land that the Brackens and Blackwoods are fighting over for centuries, two hills called the Teats because… they looked like Tits, and the surrounding lands with the village Pennytree.

We saw our destination from afar, Obara joked: "That is why you love to fondle them, Harry, you grew up with them! Don't worry we will give you a special treatment tonight." Obara always knows how to cheer me up.

We circled the village and landed on a field next to my old home, the wives erected the tent and the kids took care of the dragons.

The farm didn't change much, several memories of my childhood flooded in, mostly Adam and Ben, my brothers, bullying me. I am five years younger than them, and my mother did not survive childbirth very long. They took it as if I was responsible for her death. Well… they were kids.

Dad wasn't, and he led the bullying. He did not go overboard because the neighbors were helping in feeding me the first months. Maybe that is why I like tits so much, I sucked on at least five different ones until I could process solid food. I was lucky my mother was very well-liked by the neighborhood women.

Where was I? Ah... farm, after some knocks on the door, the old man opened up: "Please my Lord, we have nothing left, we paid our taxes to the Blackwoods already."

I took a good look at him, the years were not gentle on him, my anger at him diminished a bit. He was shaking in his boots at the sight of me, I did change a lot over the years.

I said to him: "I don't need anything father, where are Adam and Ben?" Dad looked at me as if he was slapped in the face, he asked: "Harry? You are Harry?"

My face twitched: "Yep, the Harry you volunteered for Blackwood's levies. That were fun times I can tell you. Now, Adam? Ben?"

Father sagged his shoulders: "When the army returned, tales of your deeds on the battlefield spread in the Riverlands, your brothers were offered positions in Lord Blackwoods keep. Rumors said you were Lord Dustin's squire and left with him to Dorne.

A few months later Lord Dustin returned with Lord Stark. He said you were responsible for revealing a plot of the Riverlands to cause the war to happen, and that he left you behind in Dorne.

Life became hard for us since then. Your brothers kept their positions, just to give Lord Blackwood someone to vent his anger on. Lord Blackwood is isolated in the Riverlands because of your actions, and his lands are harassed by his neighbors."

Crap, I came here to kick their asses… now the neighboring Lords are doing a titty fuck with the Teats.

I glared at dad and said: "You always could kill my fun time. And you did it again. Come, I'll introduce you to my wives, wards, and pets." At least I will have the satisfaction of him crapping his pants at the sight of B&B… Nah, the kids were all over them with brushes, so the terrifying effect is greatly diminished.

When Astoria heard the story, she said: "The most appropriate place for them is Moat Cailin, the farmland there is comparable to here. We can erect a village for the surrounding farms, if we work on it together, it will be done in two days."

Tyene commented: "First we have to slap those Nobles some humility into their heads. Nobody harms our family and gets away with it. Now Good-Father, name the Lords that bullied my family."

Dad stammered: "It started with the Brackens, The Lychesters followed, House Goodbrook and House Whent. Word is that it is on orders of Riverrun. The Blackwoods are worshiping the old gods and are easy to put the blame on."

Xxxxx

The guards of Stone Hedge saw a Weyr of dragons approach, they sounded the alarm, while they closed the gates, we landed on the battlements. Our dragons were in full war gear, the girls and I in battle armor… the flashy ones.

The Lord, Jonos Bracken came out on his court, his armor half done, and called: "Lord Greengrass! Why are you invading my lands and Castle? We did nothing to provoke such an attack!"

I nodded at him: "It must be because you must have missed some ravens, Lord Bracken. You know, Greengrass is the last name of my wife Astoria.

My full name is Harry Potter, at the battle of the Trident they called me Eyeball Harry, one of those sods from the Teats… the same Teats you are fucking around in. My family and friends live there. Is that enough to provoke my attack?"

Lord Bracken felt his chances of surviving go down… very fast: "We are sorry for that Lord Greengrass, we acted with the approval from Riverrun. We will end it right now."

Astoria said on that: "Yes, you will be occupied with other issues." We lifted into the air and crumbled their walls, leaving a pile of rubble behind.

Nymeria amplified her voice: "Be glad it is only your walls, bother my family again and you won't even find the ruins of this keep." I love it when my girls go cavemen on the enemy.

The Lychesters got a turn and the Goodbrooks. When we arrived at Harrenhall Obara commented: "This is a two-day job Harry, this is a bloody big castle, why don't we just do a statement? Maybe crumble a tower? Oh, I know! Margaery isn't here, change some into bunnies."

Meh, we demolished a big part of the outer and inner walls, leaving the inner castle exposed. I told Lady Whent: "Don't make me come back here, I do not give a shit about Blackwood, but my friends and relatives live there, and you were giving them a hard time. Be glad we didn't toast this pile of stone to a crisp."

This was the second day of our campaign. Tomorrow we pay Riverrun a visit.

Xxxxx

The ravens must have done over time, because the battlements, walls, and towers of Riverrun were fully manned.

With an amplified voice I called out: "Twenty minutes to clear the walls, the ones that stay up there will go down with them." We could just toast them, but I like my dragons viewed as friendly pets. My wards are helping with that. We circled the Castle at a high altitude, when the twenty minutes were up, we took a broom, cast an invisibility spell on ourselves and brooms, and soared down to the base of the walls, changing large stretches into sand.

A few minutes later we did a Pyke again. We ended up with a bunch of bunnies and a pile of rubble. We felt sorry for the image of the bunnies in this world and changed them back.

I told Hoster Tully: "If you take petty revenge on my parent's land because I exposed your schemes to Lord Stark then you don't have to be surprised that I take petty revenge too. If I have to come back here you will end up in a stew as pig feed. For the record, I did not expose you, Lady Lyanna did. I just healed her."

Who would give them shelter? A lord without a home is a hedge knight. I give his chances of keeping The Riverlands under his ruling fifty-fifty.

The last one is Blackwood, he already heard the news and left his gate open. He received us in his solar: "You created a great uproar in the Riverlands Lord Greengrass, or must I say Eyeball Harry Potter?"

I shrugged: "I would not call it great. When Lyanna eloped with Rhaegar, now that was a great uproar. This here is just slapping some common sense into a few idiots that were hurting my family. That is something I am here for by the way.

Taking your ire out on my brothers just because I exposed Tullies schemes? You do remember that it was you that donated me to Lord Dustin. I did not have a say in it at all."

Lord Blackwood sighed: "And I regretted it each day after that. Are you going to destroy my walls too?"

Obara said: "No, we are going to foster some girls from this region, starting with your daughter Bethany and Bracken's Barbara, maybe they will help this backward region back in line. Both are between eight and ten namedays so they will fit into the group."

I remarked: "Honey? We are out of dragons to transport them." Tyene laughed: "No hubby, we still have room. We just have to teach the kids to ride alone."

Astoria asked her: "You don't mind kids riding on your back? Aren't we overshooting our goals here?"

Xxxxx

The next day, Margaery, Sybil, Justin, and Jorelle were riding proudly alone, while the rest was reshuffled. We were on the way to Moat Cailin to create the first villages for farms.

Aaaand... we are fucking building again. It seems I can not escape it. I Maxed Construction, Transfiguration, Enchanting, Inscription, and Spatial Magic out. Telekinesis and Teleport come close.

We relocated almost everyone from our neighborhoods. Tired of the harassment of the surrounding Nobles, they were happy for the chance on a new start.

The village went up in record time, the move of the villagers with their goods was arranged with storage rings and portkeys. The farm animals didn't like it for one bit. The last persons we picked up were our new wards Bethany and Barbara… another B&B.

I examined the Blackwood Weirwood tree, removed the thing that corrupted the growth of the tree. A cursed item, the first I encountered that I did not create myself. A few Dispels and a Cure later on the tree fixed the problem.

I said to Lord Blackwood: "That thing was there for ages to poison the tree, I doubt a Bracken had the knowledge to do so."

Xxxxx

Our Dungeons became harder, with the help of our dragons we plowed through them all, no matter the days were hectic, we never missed a day in the dungeons. It showed with an increase of power. Our levels raised fast, I was the first to reach Level 100, Astoria was 89, the sand sisters 76, and Lucinda 68.

The crap system didn't give me shit. It sped up our projects on the outside world, what used to take weeks is done in days. The education of the children was easy, once a week in a Party and absorbing two Skill books, the rest of the week is working on processing the knowledge.

Anyway, the dungeons gave us plenty of materials to process. The kids were the ones profiting from it, each got a storage ring for their luggage, and they filled up quickly.

Xxxxx

We did the Vale in a hurry, we were getting tired of traveling, never staying longer as a day in a harbor, refusing kids to foster in every town we stopped.

The Crownlands were the same, we only took our time at Dragonstone with Stannis Baratheon. The Red Witch was waiting for us, proclaiming me the Azor Ahai or something that sounds like that. I removed her power gem, turned her into a goat, and told her: "Your R'hllor is not a god at all, just a minor Demon, and I hate, really hate human sacrifices. Say hello to your Demon from me Red Witch." I turned her into a piece of wood and threw her in the fireplace."

I glared at Stannis: "Did you let her perform human sacrifices? Did you sink so low to let her do that for a small chance on that iron throne? Are you that eager to sit on it?"

Lady Baratheon cried: "She promised us to heal Shireen, she showed us her magic and offered us to heal her."

Obara choffed: "At the expense of another life. We will heal Lady Shireen, but it will cost you. We foster her until her six-and-ten nameday. No arguments, a Yes or No."

We bloody left with another kid. I said to the girls: "Do we skip the rest? I am not in the mood to foster the Lannister bastard, and meeting Cercei without wanting to kill her will be impossible. Not to mention that drunken fuck husband of her."

Astoria answered: "We have to do Kings Landing and Storms End, to skip them they will think we are afraid of them.

Xxxxx

We circled low above the Red Keep, scanning for traps and reading minds. We landed in the small gods' wood, the children dismounted and the girls turned into humans. The night before we handed emergency portkeys out to them and extra protective cloth armor and explained the procedures and shielding.

We were led into the Throne room, the King thought to be funny and asked: "Are you here to bend the knee before your King?"

I shrugged: "Not now, maybe when you are starting to act like one I will think about it." The swords that were unsheathed turned into rubber chickens, arrows that were fired turned into glitters, and my wives conjured fireballs above their hands the size of healthy basketballs.

Robert shouted: "Stop everyone! Or did you forget Riverrun or the Pyke?" Hah! The fat ass has a brain. He turned to me and asked: "What is your purpose here magician?"

I answered: "A few topics actually: first is to show my face here and to tell you I have no interest to sit on that scrap iron chair, or will help someone else on it. Nevertheless, if you bug me that statement will be void. I did a tour of Westeros with my wives and founded several warehouses.

We will pay taxes but are in no way part of this country. I told Lord Stark and telling you now that the Ice Demon from beyond the wall is gaining in power and will attack between now and twenty years. He will come with an army of undead."

He asked: "Will you help us fight this demon?" I smiled at him: "I see, you already talked about it with Lord Stark. Well, eventually I want to raise my children in this world, I better make it a safe one."

Cercei was fuming at my disrespect for the King and her. Someone must have told her what we did at the Pyke and Riverrun because she was biting her tongue to hold it in. The little prince wasn't here, thank the old gods for that. I just ignored the bitch… no goat, I already ruined Bunnies for Margaery, can't do it with dogs too, she would be hearth broken.

Storms End was a disappointment. Margaery trashed Loras and Renly in a spar, totally ruining their reputation. It didn't help that my wards were commenting on the flaws they demonstrated and giving them pointers to improve. That was the last straw, both stormed inside without a word, but with bruised egos.

Margaery got a new title: The Warrior Princess. She was pleased with it, the hours she trained with Nymeria and Tyene paid off. Both rewarded Margaery with a new outfit. Getting her the Basic Skills for training started to raise her levels too.

We left a pouting Loras and Renly behind, their new nickname was The Flower Girls. I might have suggested that name, somehow it became quite popular.

Xxxxx

Our last stop was Sunspear at Oberyn's home. He commented: "By the Seven! What are you planning with so many kids?"

I answered: "To understand it, you need to know the concept of snow on a mountain, and a snowball rolling down from it. We will educate and train them. In five years they will change the world. Ellaria! Are you pregnant again? Congratulation on your daughter-to-be. Oberyn, be careful with Obara, she learned new tricks and made a new spear. She turns you into a pincushion before you know it."

He groaned: "And last time was already bad." Ellaria said: "Your teaching is formidable Harry, to see such progress in this little time, made our decision to marry the girls to you the right one. Thank you for caring for them."

When we finally reached home, the staff welcomed us and complimented the dragons on their growth, the trip did them good. We made a new wing for the kids, private bedrooms, playrooms studies, libraries they got the royal treatment.

Finally, we gifted them with a communication book, I said: "With these books, you can write to your parents, this book is enchanted so that you are unable to reveal our secrets to others, so if you are unable to write something down, it means it is a magic secret."

Astoria remarked: "It is best you only write once or twice a week to your parents and with important events."

Xxxxx

The following years flew by, our fleet counted over a hundred ships, Moat Cailin became an important trading City, we introduced Paper fabrication at Deepwood Motte and Bear island.

A blast furnace at Porther Iron mine and a cokes factory to get better quality iron made them rich.

We introduced a printing company in Salt City, with this world's first printing presses. We skipped a few steps in developing the presses. Our first books were a direct hit, dictionaries, Common – High Valyrian, Common – Old Tongue of the First Men, and so on.

With the right wards and contracts, we can keep the printing process a secret for at least twenty years, by then we will be the leaders in book printing.

Small things like steel-tipped pens and fountain pens slowly, in combination with cheaper paper will change the landscape of education, no longer a Maester exclusive but for the lesser nobles' second and third sons a chance for a teaching carrier.

Books about accounting and bookkeeping for small and medium companies were cranking the economy to a higher level.

Real estate management books combined with new farming techniques and equipment provided a boost in food production.

Tyrion was having a blast with those innovations, that and the dozen girls that warmed his bed. Eventually, he found new love and… married them all. At the comment that he has more wives as the boss, he said: "I asked, he said he is not jealous and is fine with it, so get off my case."

Xxxxx

When Lucinda reached level 100, Astoria told me: "My love, I think it is time for your Princess." I looked at her and said: "Why do you think that?"

She smiled: "We are becoming too strong, did you notice that the kids level up just by being added to your Party? Each time they get a boost when they learn a Skill book. Without counting us, Margaery, Sybil, Justin, and Jorelle are better fighters than the best from Westeros.

Margaery is close to the age of ending her fostering and returning her to her family. Next year is for Justin, Sybil, and Jorelle."

I sighed: "Do you think I should teach them Healing magic? Each has a bit of magic in them and a skill like that will help their region. And where do you think I can find a princess? They are too old or too young. Is there one of my age that isn't married?

Astoria nodded: "Lyanna, the only problem will be Rhaegar, if you marry her, she and the boy are entitled to a dragon, and Daenerys will be asking for one too. Which will start a new war."

The Sand dragons were listening in, Obara said: "Aunt Elia is a possibility too with the same side effects."

Nymeria chuckled: "The Iron Born haven't recuperated from your visit, so they have none, Sansa Stark is way too young and is living here, the Vale and Riverlands are a bust, the drunken King has one of a few years old. The Stormlands… unless Loras changes himself into a girl, there will be no offspring in the near future. That leaves… Margaery and Shireen. Margaery turns Six and ten in a few months, Shireen is Five and ten for four months now. An acceptable age for marriage."

Lucinda asked: "Are there Kings on the continent?"

I answered: "Yi Ti has a lot of them, but their culture is vastly different, getting one from there, will be unfair to the princess and you all."

Lucinda concluded: "Ask Margaery and Shireen what they think about marrying you. According to my grandfather, it was a golden opportunity for me. It was. I bet Lady Olenna must have suggested it already to her. Her other choice would be Rob Stark or Joffrey. Or Renly if she is really, really desperate. Quentyn Martell is an option too but he doesn't get to rule a country."

Tyene interrupted: "I vote for a princess from Yi Ti. True, their ways are different from ours but to be honest, we are not living the Dorne way of life either. We live the wizard's way of life. They will jump to marry Harry once they see the inside of our tent.

And most of all, I see Margaery as a baby sister that I watched grow up. We taught her our ways and raised her into the young woman she is now. Marrying her feels wrong."

I sighed: "Let us first get rid of some pests. The spearpoints we traded to the wildlings were a big hit. The Night King's army is decimated by them, I suggest killing him ourselves, but first, we need to show an undead one to the Lords to prove they are real. And let an army witness it done.

In the meantime, I'll pay a visit to R'hllor's temples and the warlocks of Qarth, and set some Teleport points up for traveling to Yi Ti. Astoria, contact one of our ships that is in the harbor of Volantis to get ready for a trip to Yi Ti. We pass Qarth on the way. Any Wife or kids that want to travel along with me is welcome."

Xxxxx

Lucinda and Tyene were the only wives that came with me, but I got a shitload of kids are coming along, all ten of them, As promised, I took Daenerys and Rhaegar along. The last kid came to me as a surprise. Arya Stark… she convinced Sansa to let one of the Sand Dragons write to her.

Tyene took a liking to the little menace and convinced Lord Stark to let her come along with Sansa. Now I have 13 kids with me, although, four of them are counted with the best fighters of Westeros, two, the Glover and Manderly girls, were already cutthroat merchants, the others are still above average.

With the dragons in the Familiar Storage, a portkey took us to Volantis. Captain Nelson waited there for us with my very first ship, The Little Princess.

Captain Nelson greeted me: "It has been a long time My Lord, Your quarters are ready for you and your wives. The children must pair up for their cabin, experience told us to never have a child alone in a cabin on a sea voyage."

The following weeks we got in a routine, training, teaching, letting the dragons get some fresh air, the rest was quality time with Lucinda and Tyene. Some curious kids got an eyeful when Tyene 'forgot' to close the door.

Her argument: "Children learn from their parents Harry, we did from our father. He and Ellaria never made it a secret, Ellaria often explained what and how to do things. A Castle is not soundproof and people in it live close together, that is the way most of the children learn the facts of life.

Our home is soundproof, with only two males in it. How do you expect the girls to learn?" She deliberately 'forgot' to tell me that the girls got educated in the Pensive. Even Justin got the facts of life. She just has a kinky side, and sea traveling is boring.

Justin, Berena, and Jorelle got their first animal warg experience. All three warged into seagulls, exited they wrote it to their parents in the communication book. The others got interested and tried it too, after an hour in my Party they succeeded. Possibly because I gave them the Basic Warg Skill.

It kept them busy, once they knew they could warg into a fish. I told them to never eat another fish while warging, cause they could eat their friend that way.

They found out about the birds and the bees when they warged into dolphins. Dolphins are horny buggers, that use sex for pleasure and social bonding. Justin got his cherry popped as a male dolphin, shagging Margaery, Berena, Sybil, and Jorelle. They agreed on signals to indicate it was them and got away from the school. Justin did a lot of Social bonding that day.

Rhaegar was sleeping alone from that night on. Tyene laid the law on Justin: "Do what you want, but no penetration. Keep them virgins or their parents are going to be the least of your problems, Lucinda and I will be the first to show what happens if you do that."

A few days later Justin got passed around, except for the little ones. Wynafryd and Shireen were first, Bethany and Barbara the day after.

Bethany and Barbara stuck together from day one, both were taken from home as a punishment. That put them apart from the others and made a connection between both. When they found out later it didn't matter to us or the other children, the bond was already made, and both became close friends. Taking Justin into their room was part of the bonding experience.

Xxxxx

We made a quick stop at Qarth to deal with the Warlocks, the sorrowful men lived next door so we did a two for one, five Dragons descended on the tower and incinerated the building into rubble, along with the sorrowful building next door.

A few Point me Warlock spells later and Qarth is warlock free. My voice sounded over the City: "Any religion or magician that requires human sacrifices are serving Demons instead of Gods. I will destroy any that will allow them into the city."

We traveled to Asabahd, the first Yi Ti City, after buying some maps we found that the City of Yin would have the most princesses, and surely could spare one for us. Our ship got a lot of attention as always, So Tyene and Lucinda set a tradepost up with warehouse and docking facilities. A few lines to the sister wives and our trade routes expanded to Yi Ti. They even designed a new model for it.

Xxxxx

The kids had fun, there were a lot of dolphins in the sea, and were attracted by the slipstream we created with our ship. Justin was shagging those dolphins' balls blue. Teenage kids and their experiments… Margaery and Justin switched dolphins… The other kids laughed for days.

Rhaegar and Daenerys warged into Betsy and Benny. Not completely a warg, but they were allowed to fly along and see through their eyes. Sansa and Arya didn't like the dolphins very much, the older kids always abandoned them when they warged into one. Tyene and Lucinda taught them to warg into their dragons to fly along with them in their minds.

Xxxxx

We stopped at several small cities to set trade posts up. When Yin came in sight, even I was impressed. It is time to find a princess.