We play people's games

by fvdv123

Old guy's brother went through 4 Potter-verses and ended up in Westeros for his next level. This can be read as a stand-alone if you accept the Skills he brought along. His previous levels were done in: The games people play. As always Cringe and Crack are included. The bloody Game is still in Extreme Hard Mode. Insert/Multi

17. Chapter 17

Disclaimer:

Mr. M, I leafed through your first book again to get some of my facts straight, you know? The pocket version? 806 bloody pages! It didn't fit in any of my pockets at all! And everything in small print! I admit I didn't like you very much, every time I was fond of a character, you killed him or her off.

I got sucked into your world however, it was hard to put your books down once you start reading them. Consider this my feeble revenge to keep my heroes alive. For free of course.

Mrs. J.K… you know the drill: You all, me nothing.

Previous:

We tried to enter the Zombie Dungeon, then I remembered… the fucking thing is blocked! How the fuck am I going to get them to level 100 without the Dungeons?

I said: "Girls we are fucked."

17 Fighting the System. Cheating the Game

I explained the Block on the Dungeons: "The Game is always trying to make it difficult for me, and randomly… or on purpose disable or block my Skills or Abilities. Sometimes it is just a nuisance, sometimes it is crippling.

Blocking the Dungeons is fucking crippling. Especially now we have to get to level 100. I suspect the next world has some strong opponents."

Daphne asked: "The dungeon was blocked before, we could at first only enter the Zombie Dungeon, before the others opened. Could it be we need to meet some requirements first to be allowed to enter?"

Astoria said: "That is right honey, last time we did the zombie dungeon they were at level 50, going in with level 16 is suicide. We have to train them up in Westeros."

Padma thought for a minute and asked: "Joffrey? Morgana's saggy tits! It feels so strange to call you that. I will settle on Love or Dear. Dear, can you project your Stats to us? So we can analyze them."

I shrugged, why not, maybe they can find some solution. I projected my Stats to the girls in the Raid.

Name: Joffrey Baratheon

Titles:

King of Westeros

Enemy of Men – Shameless Male Scumbag - Greedy Bastard – Eyeball Harold(Deactivated)

Bane of Hogwarts (Deactivated) – Master of Death (not all requirements met)

Shameless Braggart - King Eyeball(Deactivated) - Bunny Hopper – The Destroyer

Kingslayer – The Whiny Wizard – Ruthless Killer – King of Show-offs

Age 14

Level 100 (155) restricted

Abilities:

Parseltongue (Blocked)

Dragontongue

Natural Animagus - Dragon Animagus Bobby – Phoenix Animagus Clumsy

Druidic Affinity

Elemental Mage (Restricted to basic)

Metamorphmagus (Partial blocked)

Cut/Copy/Paste

Chakra prodigy(Blocked)

Library

Inventory

ID Create/Escape (Blocked)

Gamers Body: Max Level

Gamers Mind: Max Level

Companions(Max 10):

Sirius Orion Black – Daphne Greengrass – Astoria Greengrass – Tracey Davis

Padma Patil - Parvati Patil – Fay Dunbar – Lavender Brown – Lyanna Stark

Obara Sand – Nymeria Sand – Tyene Sand – Lucinda Bright.- Bu Meili – Bu Fen

Familiars:

Betsy Hungarian Horntail

Benny Valyrian Dragon

Bernie Valyrian Dragon

Skills:

Wizarding Magic Master Level 100.

Telekinesis 100– Telepathy 20 – Teleport 100 – Technomancy 1- Spatial Magic 100

Observe 100 – Mage sight 25– Occlumency 35 – Legilimency 28– Healing 100 - Light Magic 100

One-hand Sword 31– Two-hand Sword 1– Dual wielding 100– Archery – Martial arts 20

Horseback Riding 1– Cooking 100 – Gardening 1– Cleaning 20– Construction 100

Basic musical Instruments 1– Singing 1- Drawing 1– Finger Painting 1– Grooming 35– Teaching 100

Navigating 1- Translation Magic 45-

Professions:

Blacksmithing 100 - Leatherworking 1- Mining 1- Engineering 1– Inscription 100

Herbology 1– Alchemy 1– Tailoring 1– Jewelcrafting 1– Enchanting 100

Manipulation 100 – Bullshitting 110 – Acting 55– Whining 15- Buttkissing 1

While everyone was looking at my stats, Arya began to laugh out loud: "That is so him alright! A Shameless Male Scumbag! A King of Show-offs, a Shameless Braggart! Oh! There is a Bunny Hopper? What did you do to get that title? No… don't answer that, I don't want to know. Instead of Enemy of Men, it should be Enemy of Women." Dammed! I forgot they were in the Raid!

I shot back: "You are not a woman yet you little brat. The spanking of your bare ass is still on the table, and only needs a few more words from you."

Arya paled and hid behind Astoria, she stage-whispered to her: "Sis? Protect me? Is he going to do those things to me that he did with those women from Dorne? With the whips? He can't do that! I am still too young!"

Parvati laughed: "No wonder he likes the little kid, they are almost the same, even the evil streak is a match. Cool off, Arya, we are analyzing our husband, and you are diverting us."

Padma said: "The three most useful Abilities and Skills are: Cut/Copy/Paste, Library, and Teaching. Can you explain them Joff? "

Cut/Copy/Paste:

The Gamer can Cut or Copy any Skill from a person in the range of twenty feet, and Paste it on himself, another person, or an object. Cooldown: 2 Days.

Library:

The Gamer can copy the contents of any book he touches into the Library, all the Users Skills are stored in the Library. The Gamer can analyze others and point out the flaws of the skill, and store an improved version in the Library. The User's Library can compile a Skill Book from the knowledge of any topic in the Library to use for himself or give to his Party or Raid members.

Teaching:

The Gamer can teach Skills to others with only a few words.

I commented: "I upgraded all my Skills already with the Library, Any Skill can be perfected in the Library.

The Skills that are level 100 can be copied to you at level 100, the other Skills, I can give with the Library Skill Books, only two Skills a day to prevent frying your brains. But the level stays the same."

Yeah… when I selected that Ability, I thought it was the Library Of Heavens Path, but it is just a cheap rip-off from the original.

Tracey grinned: "Oh Morgana's bony ass! We are going to abuse the shit out of that Library! Hubby, each will train a Skill that they were good at the previous level, each week you analyze it with that Library, and compile a Skill book with the improved version. We learn the Skill book, and next week we do the same. We can speed learn those Skills in one-third of the time to level 100."

Fay understood immediately: "Once at 100 you can Copy it to us, so we don't need to learn it from the start."

I laughed: "Brilliant! We are going to Cheat the Shit out of this Shitty Cheating Game!"

New Title: Cheating Bastards

Arya was rolling on the floor laughing when she read my new title. I levitated her onto my lap ready for her spanking and grinned at her. She swallowed: "You wouldn't dare. This is child abuse! Sansa! Help me please."

Sansa sighed and said: "Please my Lord, can you forgive her one more time?"

Daphne said: "Now that you know our secrets, we bound you to us, you won't be able to tell others about it."

Lyanna said: "Now this is out of the way, how does it affect our plans? Are we still going after Daenerys?"

I nodded while putting Arya down: "Yep, we need to get those eggs before she hatches them. I hate to kill dragons, but these are half insane. They need our healing. I don't know what to do with the girl though."

Aria could not help herself: "Put her in your harem like every other girl you meet."

I chuckled: "You like to share, wife NR Two? How kinky." I had to raise a barrier to avoid her Needle.

"Not Helping Love." Complained Daphne: "You said a week to prepare, I for one will not sleep in this flea-infested pile of stone. I know you have ward stones in your Inventory, set them up and enlarge this room to get a big tent out."

I laughed: "You forget I have Spatial Magic maxed our dear, we set a Portal up in this room and we move to Dorne, it is warmer there."

Lavender protested: "No it is too hot there, let us move to the Nest we can control everything from there and make a nice hatchery for the dragons. It is a pirate hideout now, so we are doing a good thing. It is close to Braavos. Ehm, are we going into business again or conquering the world?"

Tracey shook her head: "We have to hold off on the businesses, they will be our weak point once we go for a powerful enemy. Maybe in a few years?"

Xxxxx

The Portal opened in the harbor of the pirate's hide-out, twenty minutes later the place was secured, having eleven dragons helped a lot.

I moved the portal to the Keep, Lyanna and Tracey went back to King's Landing, while the rest were redecorating.

Sirius did the expansion charms on the rooms while Astoria and I did the bathrooms. Margaery and Sansa were looking wide-eyed at the magic.

Arya approached Benny with a brush in her hand and said: "Nice dragon… no eating me please, I just want to brush you as the other me did." Benny lowered his head so she could reach it, soon Arya was brushing Benny and babbling about her day. After twenty minutes Betsy pushed Benny aside and took his place.

Arya looked surprised around and saw the other dragons waiting for a turn: "By the Gods! Sansa! Come and help me please! Bring Margaery! And Brushes!"

Sirius chuckled at the sight, a small kid surrounded by nine dragons, all waiting to get brushed by her. He conjured two sets of brushes for Sansa and Margaery and said: "Here, or the little one is going to be busy all night.

Both went slowly to Arya, who said: "They are really friendly, and like to be brushed, just like in the memories. Can you imagine flying on them?"

Margaery said with a dreamy voice: "Imagine having one of your own." They started brushing, fantasizing about having their own dragons and flying around the world with them.

The wives were listening to the girls with a smile, I said: "Dragons are ok but keep Margaery away from dolphins. At the last level, the dolphins were getting shagged senseless by Justin and those four girls."

Xxxxx

We set the Nest up like in the previous levels, and the wives started to level a Skill. Sirius took Leatherworking, I took Engineering, Lavender Tailoring, and Parvati Jewelcrafting. Tracey Telepathy and Lyanna Legilimency. Fay did Alchemy, Daphne Cleaning, and Astoria Grooming.

Daphne asked me: "Can you summon one of the Sand girls Love? You can still Summon one more, I think they have skills maxed out too. Astoria has several, like Construction, Occlumency, Observe, and Archery. That saves time, and we have a powerful sister for extra protection."

I shrugged: "That was my thought at first, but who? Astoria? Can you tell us who got the most needed Skills maxed out?"

Astoria answered: "I am not certain, Obara maxed Spears out, Tyene Daggers and Archery, Nymeria one-handed swords. All have Construction maxed like me, I am not certain about the other professions. On the other hand, you can summon one of the Bu sisters to get her level to one hundred. Then you only have one at the next level to look after."

Arya followed the conversation and asked: "Why do you need extra protection? You have eleven dragons and everybody can do magic. The Targaryens conquered Westeros with three dragons and no magic."

I ruffled her hair: "The truth comes out the mouth of Wife NR Two. Now, Meili or Fen?"

Sirius said: "Which one is the oldest? She will want you to pick the youngest, although, at level 100 she could protect the youngest, but then the youngest will resent that her sister has to sacrifice her time protecting her, and wanted to be leveled instead. And to leave her alone in this world. Ah, the love between sisters…"

I groaned: "Haha, very funny, but you are right, Lucinda it is then."

Summon Companions

Set Name and Age:

Lucinda Bright Age 16

Summon Y /N?

With a last look around, everyone nodded affirmative, I pressed Y. Lucinda appeared: "Master! My King! So many new sisters to play with! Thank you! Lady, come out and play." Lucinda released her dragon.

Margaery asked Daphne: "What is making her so happy-happy? Some kind of spell?" Lucinda heard Margaery: "Margy! I finally get to meet the other wives! I only saw them in the pensive, and they are bloody hot! So are you now honey, you aged quite some years. are you planning to join us? Sansa! Arya! Come here for a hug!"

Alright… Who's idea was it to summon Lucinda?… yeah, mine.

When the week was over, the Nest got a complete transformation. The Keep was the most luxurious palace in this world, the harbor expanded, and the village got a make-over. The farmers received new tools, and the fishermen were transported to Braavos to buy new boats.

Lucinda was disappointed, her alter ego in this world died of an infection a few years ago. Lucinda stayed behind with Sirius to intercept the Pirates that were on the sea when we moved in. Betsy stayed in the Nest to brood on Sirius' dragon egg. To fill their spare time they reworked the ships we confiscated from the pirates. I started with Wizarding Magic Master Level 100 to Copy it to all the wives. They only needed a few days to get used again at Wandless Magic.

Xxxxx

We flew South-East for two days until we reached Norvos, Margaery flew alone on Bernie, Sansa was with Daphne, Wife NR. Two rode with Padma. Each night we set our tent up and made a Portal to the Nest.

We made a grand entrance at Norvos, yep, the King and his Harem took a stroll through the City, enjoyed the local food, cured the diarrhea that followed, bought some souvenirs, you know, the typical tourist actions.

The following morning we departed to Qohor, we followed the trail of the Dothraki, through the forest of Qohor all the way to Vaes Dothrak. A point me spell guided us to the camp of Daenerys a few days later.

The sight of nine dragons landing around Daenerys tent was impressive.

I took the situation in. If we left a week earlier then it could be rectified. Now, we saw the blood magic swirl around the tent. With a gesture, I dispelled the magic and entered the tent. The sacrifices were made. The baby killed, Drogo, already a vegetable, and Daenerys in a pool of blood.

I wasn't exactly surprised, the Game has a way to influence my actions, letting me move sooner or too late to interfere.

Walking over to the Witch, I said to her in the Dothraki language: "Taking revenge on Drogo I can understand, and approve. Even taking revenge on the Dothraki in general. But taking the life of a baby to please a God is not done in my book."

I stopped Drogo's heart and Dispelled all magics. The wives healed Daenerys and restored her womb, so she can have children again. The baby, deformed by the blood magic, got transfigurated into a more normal form.

I told Margaery, Sansa, and Arya: "Magic can be beautiful and help the people, or can be corrupted into an evil force to feed Demons. This Witch is taking revenge for her people by killing the leaders of this horde. Is it justified? Well yes of course. But not the way she has done it. Inviting a Demon on this world… she should have known better."

The Witch spat: "You don't know anything child! You don't know the suffering our people are going through by these monsters."

I shrugged: "And yet what did you accomplice? Did you stop the raiding? Did you stop the killing? They choose a new Khal and will start raiding again tomorrow, taking vengeance on your people for your actions. Did it help your people that you killed a leader that was willing to move his people to another country? Stupid fool."

Xxxxx

Outside, the Dothraki were gathering their courage, when I left the tent, I raised my voice: "Dothraki! I killed your Khal! There forth I am your leader, No? Pack your belongings up and leave for Vaes Dothrak. Tell them that I will come to destroy the city. I will not allow a people to exist that survive by robbing other communities. Change your ways or die. Your people used to be shepherds with Horses and sheep. Return to that life or die."

The bravest warriors attacked, and ended up as barbecue meat, Our dragons feasted on the horses. That display was enough to get them on the run.

The people that stayed behind were the slaves, Daenerys personal maids, and… the Horny Bear. I grinned: "Jorah Mormont, the slaver of Bear Island, are you still dreaming of fortune and fame? Who did you swear to big Bear? Who promised you a place back in Westeros? Do you really think the North forgets?"

Jorah stammered: "Your Grace? Prince Joffrey? I did my duty to the crown, as ordered."

A voice behind me said: "Your duty to the crown? All your words were meaningless? Did you betray me and my child? Who else is spying on me?"

I answered: "That would be the slaves and maids Illyrio Mopatis gifted you. Mind you, they did not have much of a choice. It was that, or their family killed if they disobey.

I am sorry we were too late to save your child Daenerys Targaryen. But not sorry that your husband is dead, I would have killed him myself. The Dothraki are a plague on the lands of Essos, and I am the cure."

Now tell me, that was a bloody good speech, even if I say so myself! I am that great! The effect was shot to hell with my looks, a skinny blonde ponce is not that impressive after all. My workouts are not yet showing results. My crown did some damage control, I did look good with it.

I called the handmaids of Daenerys: "Irri, Jhiqui, bring the dragon eggs here to me, by the way, I killed Mopatis a few weeks ago."

Daenerys protested: "Those are my eggs! They belong to me!" I looked at her with pity: "Did you forget Khaleesi, that this is exactly what your people do? You ride in, take everything you want, and kill everyone that tries to stop you. Are you trying to stop me Khaleesi? Are you denying me my loot? What if I take you as my slave? Or give you to Benny as a snack? Morn your dead Daenerys Storm-born, we leave tomorrow."

Astoria asked: "Were you not a bit harsh on her Joff? After all, she did love the man, and losing the child will haunt her dreams."

I nodded: "I am harsh on her, so she can lay some of the blame on me, she is responsible for the death of her child, by trying to heal her Drogo. She is a kid of fourteen years old, a toy for others to play around with.

She is at an age to have crushes and first boyfriends if she lived in our world. Here, they are married off at thirteen or fourteen, to the highest bidder. Remember Sansa? Thirteen years old, and the plaything of Joffrey the Creep."

Fay said: "I will keep her in my room, she needs a good bath and Grooming. Send their maids in too." I turned to the maids: "Follow Lady Fay and help her take care of the little girl." Margaery, Sansa, and Arya followed them in.

"Now that this is over, what do we do with this bear. I like Maege and Dacey too much to send this idiot back to Bear Island. What to do… Hmm… here take this piece of rope and pack your belongings, with provisions for a week. When you are ready you say: DEPART. Off you go."

Jorah was puzzled: "Depart?" And off he went. The dimwit didn't even pack his belongings. Well, I hope he likes the City of Yin.

Parvati laughed: "That was kind of mean Joff, where did you send him?" I grinned: "To Yi Ti, the City of Yin, I hope he is a fast learner, I doubt there are a lot of people that speak the Common tongue."

We inspected the eggs:

Egg

Species: Dragon Valyrian, Male

Chances of successful hatching: 50%

Chances on mental health: 65%

Yep, all three would be a safety hazard.

Xxxxx

The Next morning at breakfast I told Daenerys: "You have a choice to make here, You will live with us from now on. You have to choose what you will be. A snack, A Slave, A Maid, or A Lady in Waiting. You will learn our ways, those months with the Dothraki can be removed from your memory if you want, or a bit adapted to reduce the pain of your loss.

You only have to accept one thing, if you want to sit on that throne in Kings Landing, you'd have to marry me. And I have already nine wives, with three more on the waiting list." A voice yelled: "Two you bastard!" I grinned: "Hush, wife NR Two!"

Daenerys said: "What if I don't want to live here with you?" Astoria answered that: "If we release you here right now, alone, will you survive? Do you know how to find food and shelter? Here you are no longer Khaleesi or Daenerys Storm-born, but a small pretty girl that will make a good price on the slave market. You are a helpless girl, alone in the world with nobody to protect you. The maids are free now, will they follow you?"

Padma added: "Don't count on the Dothraki, they will resent you for guiding us to their lands. We are going to burn them, their City first. You did your best to survive the Dothraki, now try to survive us."

Parvati interrupted her sister: "Padma! Don't be so strict! Daenerys, in a few weeks we will show you why we came for you. Know this: We mean you no harm, you will find that some of our dragons like you already. Those eggs you carried around need our attention to hatch properly, if they come out now, they would be mentally unstable."

Daenerys was absorbed by the kid's group, Margaery was trained well by Lady Olenna, and handled the girls like a pro.

Xxxxx

After the funeral fire, we returned to the Nest through the Portal, Lucinda embraced Daenerys: "Oh Daeny! I am so sorry for the loss of your baby. Don't worry, we will take good care of you, you can call this place your new home. You are still young, so mingle with the girls, maybe help Groom the dragons, they like it."

Lucinda kept on babbling to Daenerys while showing her rooms and a new wardrobe. Her maids decided to stay with Daenerys, for no other reason than their survival. Better the devil you know and all that stuff. Also, the magic palace with the wonders in it appealed to them.

Sirius took her under his wing, he was no stranger to loss and hardship. He introduced her to his egg and Betsy. Betsy recognized little Daeny and rubbed her head at her. The girl spend a lot of time sleeping next to her and she treated her as her own.

Daenerys was surprised at Betsy's behavior: "Does she know me? How is that possible? She is even brooding on an egg!" Sirius nodded: "That will be my dragon, Betsy brooded them all out. She feels the dragon blood in you and recognizes you from another time and place. But that is not my story to tell."

Daenerys began bonding with the dragons and spent a lot of time in the Sandpit with Betsy while we trained ourselves.

After breakfast, we moved through a Portal and went after the Dothraki. We raided their camps and stole all their horses. Our dragons herded them to our Portal, while we picked the stray Dothraki off that came along. The Horses went through the Portal and came out in the meadows close to the village. We selected the best for selling.

Those horses were not fit for farming, too weak to plow or pull a wagon. Mercenaries loved them, they were used to screaming madmen and blood. I had to say, most ended up in my inventory. The dragons liked them… very tasty. Now that my Dino Dungeon is blocked, these came in extra handy.

Don't judge me! This is not our world! By the way, what happens to the horses in our world when they die? Do we weep and dig a grave for every horse that dies?

We don't want to think about it, but… where do they disappear to?

In Westeros, that would be my Inventory. We gifted each Lord a big herd to divide among their bannermen. Even the squids, their horses ended up as food though. There was not much to eat on those Islands.

Xxxxx

The Dragon of Sirius hatched, he named him Prongs, I know, his naming sense is worse than mine. Little Prongs was the darling of the girls, Sirius was forced to mingle in their group to have a chance to pet his dragon. With the little dragon, Daenerys came back to her former self. The Clear Mind spells helped a bit too.

Lyanna and Tracey were relieved by Fay and Daphne at King's Landing. The storehouses and Red keep were warded against the rodents and cockroaches, soon they began to build new sewers. Any assassination attack was solved by the dragons. They captured the culprits, the girls read their minds and went after their clients.

The clients were kept in cages behind the throne. It was extra work to clean, but the thought of spending the rest of their days as a bunny in the throne room was enough deterrent to stop the assassination attempts.

Xxxxx

Slowly, the Dothraki lost all their horses, we traveled to the capital city Vaes Dothraki and destroyed all their temples and monuments. They could not hide from us, a point me horse spell worked every time.

Oh I know that thousands starved to death, it was the same fate their victims awaited when they left the villages after they raided them. It is a matter of perspective.

Xxxxx

Life was great, almost every night was one big shaggalong. One morning, I noticed that Margaery and Sansa slipped into our bed.

I whispered to Astoria: "I can't remember them coming in. Did I do something to them? They are way too young!"

Astoria whispered back: "They bribed Lucinda. Both were just playing with the others. But you will next year."