GRIMMFALL: CHIBI
Episode 2
Gem Homeworld
"You will not escape us!"
The situation was bleak.
The three Diamonds surrounded the Elementals and their friends as they tried to escape, ready to capture them again.
Until one brave Son of a Shepard stepped forward. "Not so fast, they who are as hard as Diamonds!"
White Diamond laughed. "You? What can a small human like you do against a Diamond?"
"Rolf is no ordinary human, She-Who-Shines-Too-Bright-White Diamond. Rolf is the Son of a Shepard and you will see soon enough!" Rolf declared.
"And what will you do?" Yellow Diamond crossed her arms.
"You look upon Rolf in Rolf's normal form!" Rolf said before a white Aura surrounded him and his hair turned gold and spiky. "This is Rolf's Super Weiner form!"
"Wh-what?!" The Diamonds were flabbergasted.
Rolf's white Aura intensified, electricity surrounding him and his hair grey spikier. "And this is Super Wiener that has ascended past the limits of a normal Super Wiener. Or you can call this Super Wiener 2!"
"Are we really doing this?" Nier asked Omnimon who shrugged.
"And this…is…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rolf screamed as his hair grew really long and his eyebrows disappeared. "SUPER WEINER 3!"
The Diamonds were all looking at him in complete and total fear now.
"How is he doing this?!" Blue Diamond asked, covering her eyes.
"I don't know!" Yellow Diamond answered back as Rolf looked at them with a confident smile.
"And now prepare to go beyond! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rolf shouted as his hair and Aura turned pure white. "SUPER WEINER GOD!"
He now shined brighter than White Diamond and all Diamonds were cowering in complete fear.
"Tell me, evil-rulers-of-a-thousand-worlds-Diamonds, have you experienced…THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING OF THE GODS!" Rolf floated up to the Diamonds, unleashing another surge of energy.
"Wait, we're sorry! Please forgive us!" White Diamond fell to her knees and begged.
"If this is true, have you brought the cupcakes of sorry-ness?" Rolf asked.
The Diamonds looked at each other and then back at Rolf. "…No?"
Rolf brought his hands together and gathered energy. "SHA-KLA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
He shot his hands forward, firing a massive beam of light that vaporized the Diamonds and half the Gem Homeworld.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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"How come he goes super and not me?" Wallabee Beatles pouted and crossed his arms.
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Episode 2
GrimmFall Police Station
Snake Case
Interrogation Session 1:
"Someone has been scamming our good citizens and I will not rest until I get to the bottom of it." Chief Fizz said, looking at the person who was brought in to be interrogated.
"Let me out of this, ya cruddy bloke!" Wallabee Beatles was strapped to a chair with wires connected to his head and chest.
Fizz looked over to a woman who was sitting next to Wallabee. "Mr. Beatles, we're going to be running a few tests. This is a simple lie detector; I'm going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?
"Yeah, sure." Wally answered.
Boom!
The lie detector exploded.
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GrimmFall Police Station
Snake Case
Interrogation Session 2:
"Do you know who the Snake is or not?" A pair of police officers shined the light down on the latest suspects:
Plank and Rolf's goat Victor.
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"…It's no use. They ain't talking." The police officer shook his head.
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GrimmFall Police Station
Snake Case
Interrogation Session 3:
"Do you know who the snake is?"
This time, Chief Fizz was sure he got the right person: Eddy McGee.
"No." Eddy answered while being hooked up to a lie detector which flashed red.
BUZZ!
"All right, all right but I ain't the one who robbed the bank downtown!" Eddy quickly said and the lie detector flashed green.
DING!
"Good. You got your answer. Now can I get out of here?" Eddy asked, smiling cockily now. "I got a hot date with my girlfriend, Nazz."
BUZZ!
"I mean, dinner with a friend!"
BUZZ!
"Dinner alone!"
BUZZ!
"All right, all right. Nazz is my babysitter and I'm going to try and make it into a date using the latest issue from Bikini Babes Fall Edition."
BUZZ!
"…Spring Edition." Eddy sighed as the lie detector gave a green light.
DING!
"Will you get this thing off me already?! I don't deserve to be treated like this!"
BUZZ!