GRIMMFALL: CHIBI
Episode 6
Japan
Tokyo
Kaiju Grimm Alert! Kaiju Grimm Alert!
"Let's go!"
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Off the shore of Tokyo, a Grimm Kaiju known as Grimmzilla emerged, letting out a loud roar as it stomped its way onto land.
"Stop right there!"
The Grimm stopped as the Shinkalions, the robotic defenders of Japan appeared in its path and let out a loud roar.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK!
It smashed its tail into the ground, leaning forward as it growled.
The Shinkalions settled into fighting stances and it looked like there was going to be a battle.
"Launching Disco Ball!"
A giant disco ball was then launched, shooting up into the sky and eclipsing the sun, darkening the day but allowing for small rays of light to make it through and shine down on the city.
"And in the left corner, we have the Shinkalions!"
The gathered people started cheering for their champions
"And in the other corner, the challenger Grimmzilla!"
Grimmzilla let out another roar.
"I'm your host, Stan Lee with my two assistants, Kuki and Dani Phantom!"
"Hi!" Both girls waved at the crowd.
"And we're about to start the Ultimate Dance Battle! Dancers, on your marks…Get set…DANCE!"
Haifu stepped up and sang out just as the music started:
Once I had a dream
And this is it
(Dark Chest of Wonders by Nightwish Starts)
Music started playing as Grimmzilla started, stomping on the ground and doing sweeping moves with its tail, followed by actually hopping onto its tail and springing up, doing a flip through the air and landed back down to strike a pose of it lying on its side with its head propped up by one hand.
"And what a start by Grimmzilla! How will our champions top this?"
Esebu stepped up and broke into a break-dance, even doing a moon walk while jumping and flipping over several buildings to avoid destroying them. Fumikiri stepped in, doing some hand signs and conjuring two clones behind him, all three of them synchronizing their moves, falling onto their backs and kicking their legs as they spun. Matagi and Nozoma stepped in, spinning around Fumikiri as the clones disappeared into puffs of smoke and taking their place as Fumikiri, spinning and flipping through the air.
Then Haifu stepped in started singing:
One night the clock struck twelve
The window open wide
The other Shinkalions danced around her as she sang and twirled like ballerina.
(Once there was a child's heart)
The age I learned to fly
And took a step outside
It's time to turn back time
Follow the pale moonlight
Haifu spun in front and raised her arms, allowing Matagi to jump up and grab her hands, now standing upside down on her hands with Haifu holding her up. Then Matagi let go and jumped right up, allowing Nozoma to jump up and do a flip through the gap between them and land smoothly on the ground.
(Once I wished for this night)
Faith brought me here
It's time to cut the rope and
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
Haifu did a backflip through the air and landed on her hands, doing a spin and twirl. The other Shinkalions gathered around her as she jumped to her feet and they went through a series of choreographed spins and dances.
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
Grimmzilla kept the pace, going through a series of spins and poses to keep up as Haifu kept singing.
The one in the Big Blue is what the world stole from me
This night will bring him back to me
The Shinkalions lowered themselves down, falling to their knees and then sprang back up, Matagi and Nozoma grabbing Haifu's arms and lifting her up and she backflipped again, dragging the two with them as they spun through the air, landing perfect on the ground.
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
Once the Shinkalions landed again, they deployed their weapons, close range weapons and spun them expertly in their hands without them hitting each other or the surrounding buildings.
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
And at the end, they brought their weapons together and did a classic post as they fired an energy blast that blasted Grimmzilla, sending it flying back into the ocean.
(Dark Chest of Wonders by Nightwish Ends)
"And we have our winners!" Stan Lee announced as the crowd cheered.
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Japan
Tokyo
Later
"Man, there's nothing better than having a barbeque to celebrate saving Japan again." Tsuranuki said with a big smile.
"So when do we can eat?" Miku asked.
"Ask this guy in the red mask we paid." Tsuranuki pointed to a man in a red mask with an 'X' on his chest, looking tired and sore as he sat on his knees as he smoothed out the square bed of the concreate.
"Stupid Lord Maximus…" X muttered to himself. "Thinks just because he won the battle, he gives me this role for this episode…"
"All right, now let the barbeque builder take over." Tsuranuki said as X rolled his eyes and walked away.
He picked up a box filled with the parts for the grill and walked over the concrete bed. "You guys sit back and relax. I'll have it up and running no time!"
"Okay but no tomatoes on my burger." Danielle asked as she walked with the others.
"I'll have a veggie one. I got a concert to go to." Miku called out.
"Me and Mushi will have the works!" Kuki pointed to her and Mushi as the rest walked away.
Tsuranuki picked up the box. "Now that's a good look-"
SPLAT!
"AH!"
The box's bottom opened up and the supplies fell into the still wet cement.
"OH NO!" Tsuranuki quickly picked up the supplies and placed them on the wheelbarrow that was filled with bricks that immediately tipped over and fell back into the concrete bed. "AHHH! STUPID X MAN!"
"Hey! I couldn't get the 'Man' into my title! Marvel threatened to sue!" X shouted from off-screen.
Tsuranuki got onto his knees and looked for the instructions. "Cement drying! Got to find instructions!" He picked up the instructions but they were covered in wet cement. "OH MAN! JAPANESE SIDE RUINED! GOT TO USE ENGLISH SIDE!" He turned over to the English side. "Your own grill?! What does that even mean?!"
He threw the instructions aside and started picking up random pieces, sticking them together with the drying cement still on them.
A few minutes later…
"That is one cool looking barbeque." Tsuranuki said with a proud smile on his face…then he lowered the picture on the box in front of him to see the complete and utter mess of barbeque parts all together in a random and chaotic pattern that left a ruined mess of an attempt at building a barbeque. "WHY DOESN"T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
He picked up a pipe and started smashing against the mess he had accidently made.
"WHY DO I SUCK AT DOING STUFF LIKE THIS?! WHY DO I HAVE TO TRY SO HARD?! WHY, WHY, WHY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile the others had gathered inside the Sanban house to have lunch, having grown tired of waiting for Tsuranuki to finish building the barbeque.
"You think he finished the grill?" Danielle asked, having a burger.
"I think he's almost done." Shinobu said and looked out the window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Outside, he watched as Tsuranuki charged at the mess of grill parts with an umbrella with a mighty war cry…
DING!
POP!
And was flung back as the umbrella hit the mess and opened up.
"…Yeah, he's done." Shinobu said, looking back at his friends.
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"So this is it?"
Two…'guys' named Mike and Marty were looking over an ad for work. At the bottom corner of the ad was the logo of the Invisible Hand.
"You think this guy really can deliver what he promises?" Mike asked. "I mean, Salem just promises and she only manipulates her guys and she doesn't give two Lien about us."
"Well, here the Grimm are a bit stronger. Look at this guy." Marty held up a picture of an eight headed Grimm Dragon. "He can probably make us stronger."
"So where do we find this guy?" Mike asked.
"It says…Tap the Invisible Hand symbol." Marty said and did so.
A black and red portal appeared in front of the two Grimm who looked at each other and then walked into the portal.
On the other side was a dark room with Control Freak sitting at a desk, looking over some papers. "Welcome to the Darklands. The local time is…It's constantly dark around here so let's go with midnight. Seriously I don't know when to go to sleep around here and this is my fifth coffee."
Control Freak's were even slightly bloodshot from the long hours.
"So you wish to join the Invisible Hand? Oh wait, you guys are Grimm from that other world." Control Freak noted to which the two Grimm nodded. "Line up."
The Grimm looked over and saw a bunch of other Grimm were waiting in a line.
"What's it for?" Mike asked.
"Making sure you visiting Grimm are tough enough to deal with a hero. If you last ten seconds you know you got it takes." Control Freak answered.
"Last what?"
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
As it turned out it was lasting against a Freakosaurus Rex Grimm that burned and ate any unlucky Grimm it caught. Mike and Marty ran for their lives as the Rex chased them around the room which had an open lava pit.
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"Good, good. You lasted at least twelve seconds before running back out." Control Freak said, writing down their performance as the two smoking Grimm stood before him. "Surviving a Grimm that big means you got potential."
"Why send a Grimm to kill us?! We are Grimm!" Mike protested.
"Our employer looks for quality as much as quantity when he is selective in choosing new employees." Control Freak answered. "That includes Grimm. Now an obstacle course."
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mike and Marty ran down a path with Volcano Toads firing flaming rocks that shot up and then rained down all around the two Beowolves.
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"Speed and endurance down." Control Freak wrote down. "And now strength."
STOMP!
STOMP!
The two Grimm looked at each other and then turned around to see Boris step out, flexing his muscles. "Boris, ready! For arm wrestling!"
The two Grimm gulped.
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Two Broken Arms Later
"Excellent work." Sammael said, pleased with the two Grimm that applied for membership into the Earth Grimm. "A map will be provided for the safe hunting grounds and various places to hide when a hero, likely one of the Justice Friends comes looking to clear up your infestation."
"Actually, sir…" Marty held up his unbroken hand. "After careful consideration we've decided not to join the Earth Grimm."
Sammael was silent…and then held out a hand.
"GAH!" Marty screamed as he was crushed into a tiny ball that fell on the floor.
Mike gulped as he held up a finger. "We'll start Monday."