GRIMMFALL: CHIBI
Episode 9
Beach City
The Diamonds had arrived on Earth to finally exact their revenge. All the heroes had tried to fight, only to be defeated and were left battered and bruised on the ground as the shadow of the three Diamonds loomed over them.
"This cannot be how it ends." Major Glory groaned as he tried to stand up.
"Looks like…It's our last…Gig guys." Valhallen gasped and fell over.
"Krunk…tired." Krunk collapsed face first onto the ground.
"Won't someone save us all?" Johnny Bravo, the reincarnation of the God of Thunder Thor cried out.
"I will!"
Everyone turned around to see a man step forward.
"No way." Johnny muttered.
This was no hero.
No Huntsman.
This was…
"Time to use the old Universe charm." Greg Universe said as he combed his hair back.
"Greg, you can't reason with them!" Pearl cried as Greg walked past her. "It won't work!"
"This won't end well." Johnny sighed.
Nine Months Later
"I can't believe how that ended."
"They are so cute!" Steven Universe gushed over his new baby siblings as their father brought them home for everyone to see.
They all had gemstones with one having a white diamond on their forehead while the other had a blue and yellow diamond on their chests.
"I can't believe that actually worked." Pearl could only gape at how the man to save the entire universe was not a Hero, a member of the Justice Friends, the Legendary Warriors or even the Crystal Gems.
"I told you, you just needed the old Universe charm." Greg Universe said, holding his three new kids. "Steven, you have a lot of work cut out for you as a big brother."
"This is the happiest day of my life!" Steven cheered, pumping a fist in the air, beyond cheerful that he had three new little sisters.
"Salutations on your new family!" Major Glory said happily with a salute.
"You mind showing me how you did that?" Bunny Bravo asked, leaning in with a cooing face at the babies.
"No, Mama!" Johnny Bravo screamed. "NO!"
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Episode 9
Gem Homeworld
"So I raised my sword and blasted a mountain at him. No joke, an entire mountain!" Yellow Diamond threw her head back as she laughed.
"That is so funny, my Diamond!" Yellow Pearl laughed along with many of Yellow Diamond's court.
Beep!
Yellow Diamond chuckled as she leaned back in her chair as the computer on the arm beeped. "Go for Yellow Diamond."
"You have a collect call from…"
"THIS IS PERIDOT! PLEASE SEND HELP!" The voice of Peridot cried out over the speakers.
Yellow Diamond sighed. "I have to take this." She pressed a button and a communicator was placed in her ears. "Peridot…Which one are you again?"
(Phone Talk)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down." Yellow Diamond raised one hand. "What is it?"
(Phone Talk)
"What do you mean they destroyed your ship and stopped the Cluster?" Yellow Diamond asked, raising her voice.
(Phone Talk)
"Jag! Jag! Jag!" Yellow Diamond banged on her armchair.
(Phone Talk)
"Whose they?"
(Phone Talk)
"What the shard is a Ste-Van?" Yellow Diamond raised an eyebrow and sighed. "All right, so who is left?"
(Phone Talk)
"Are you joking?" Yellow Diamond asked, raising her voice a bit now. "Well then where are you?"
(More Phone Talk)
"Wait, you've been wandering the wilderness for two stellar cycles trying to get a signal?" Yellow Diamond's nose scrunched up. "Oh you must smell like all sorts of organic filth by now."
(Phone Talk with a few creative words thrown in)
Yellow Diamond raised an eyebrow while her Pearl gasped at the profanity that was being shouted over the line. "Oh-oh-oh, I'm sorry, I thought one battleship with a Jasper would be enough to handle three rebel survivors and a human pet. That ship wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have any idea what this going to do my credit-"
Beep!
"Oh hold on, I have someone on the other line." Yellow Diamond then switched over. "What?! I am very busy right now!"
(Phone Talk)
"Oh, Blue." Yellow Diamond instantly calmed down. "So where are you going?"
(Phone Talk)
"All right…um, get me a sunstone club." Yellow Diamond answered, moving her chair around. "Uh, Diamond Dust I guess. I am probably not even going to eat it. What are you getting?"
Yellow Pearl awkwardly moved her eyes around, unsure of what to do next and not even able to do anything without being ordered to.
"I always order the wrong thing on your colonies. I'll just stick with the sunstone." Yellow Diamond shrugged. "Thank you, Blue. Bye-What?"
(Phone Talk)
"Oh, Peridite flavored magma." Yellow Diamond answered to what she wanted as a drink. "Thanks."
She then switched back to the line Peridot was on. "Sorry about that."
(Phone Talk)
She sighed but then perked up as Peridot began talking again. "What? Oh, just spare the Earth then. Oh and what you have me say to the labor union who are ready to harvest what's left? You want tell them just pack up and the whole project is cancelled?"
Yellow Diamond slammed her hands on her armchair. "And I should return the credit I already invested! NOW SHUT UP AND GET YOUR LITTLE GREEN BUTT BACK HERE OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WINY CLOD YOU WERE ABOUT HOW SMALL YOU CAME OUT!"
Yellow Diamond's angered face then looked surprised but then she chuckled as she took the earpiece out of her ear. "She's crying now."
Yellow Pearl and the members of Yellow Diamond's court snickered.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, you know I didn't mean that. I am just dealing with so much, ruling homeworld, being an intergalactic tyrant and all that. I didn't mean to snap." Yellow Diamond said, trying to comfort the crying Peridot over the line now while making a world's tiniest violin gesture to her court. "Okay, just get back here. Okay? Bye."
(Phone Talk)
She moved to end the call but stopped when Peridot spoke. "What? Oh, I…I love you too…"
She hung up and sighed. "I really need to work on the emotional maturity of these Peridots."
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Episode 9
Hall of Heroes
"Sorry, but you have to live somewhere else until you're room is properly cleaned." Major Glory said as he brought White Tiger out the front door and dropped him on the porch.
He then closed the door but left a window open which Tiger jumped through. A second later the door opened and this time Major Glory was kicked out by White Tiger who slammed the door shut.
Major Glory got up and banged on the door. "Wilma! Wait, wrong cartoon again. I mean Krunk!"
Rather than wait for someone to answer Major Glory took off into the air to find another way.
(The Flintstones Theme Starts to Play)
Just after he was gone however, the door opened and out stepped Krunk dressed like Wilma Flintstone, wearing a white dress with a pearl necklace, a red wig over his normal hair and even red lipstick on his lips.
Krunk then shrugged and closed the door.
(The Flintstones Theme Starts Ends)