Author Notes:
Greetings readers. This chapter will be a bit dull compared to other ones. It won't be as long as the other one, but will continue the plot. Hope you enjoy!
Eric Stone - Trey Parker (South Park) - OC Character
Kyle Parker - Matt Stone (South Park) - OC Character
Reviews Q,R & A:
'Grim Riper'
R: GODDAMN, that transfer program is so illegal it's not even funny! Just by merely existing it breaks so many laws, but to try and enforce it making it mandatory is just insane!
I was doubled over laughing while reading that part, apparently this fics Australia is a dictatorship neat! lmao
I mean if we ignored everything else, and just focus on your character suffering an anxiety attack which can be directly linked to this new 'legislation'... That's a lawsuit which if settled out of court could net you anywhere between 150k to 5 Mill in damage reparations and that's if you only focus on the personal mental stress and damages suffered, not the social, economical, physical, or emotional damage.
Especially in countries like Australia, Britain, Europe and let's not even get into the shit show, that this news will cause in America...
Let's just go with... The people will try to put the governments skull on a pike... And I'm not sure I mean this metaphorically.
I mean seriously, they rioted and caused billions of dollars worth of damage, because they tried to make wearing masks mandatory... During a pandemic! Yep just let that sink in.
A: 'Grim Riper' I hope you mean well, but that transfer program is merely a plot point. Nothing like that exists in real life... I hope. And you're right. Imagine the challenges the person would have to endure being by themselves for a long period of time without family at such a young age. Plus most lawsuits would take between 2-5 years to resolve in court. But let's let the plot roll for now and see what happens down the track. Thanks for reading!
'Grim Riper'
R: I do quite enjoy your story! It is interesting! tho the plot could be better, but that's something that could be improved with time and experience.
The grammar is quite poor tho have you tried Grammarly? It could help.
But my favourite part of This Story So Far is... the legal and financial aspects! From bad and inconsistent finances, to blatantly wrong understanding of the law! Most of the things I've seen so far towards the legal system in this fanfiction gives me the feeling of WTF am I reading.
The most accurate thing I've seen so far was the court issued, restriction order... for 750,000 Euros... You're kidding right what was the point of that? You can counter sue the fuck out of them, is that even legal for them to own? Do they have the correct licensing? A judge giving unique exceptions to a billionaire? That is just asking to get investigated for corruption! In some situations, it would be null and void just from that, and we are not even going into the investigation, in which things like legality, morality, efficacy and intent will be brought up. I don't think it will go that far, since it's an item specifically made for illegal actions which can be easily Interpreted as acts of terrorism.
And you know what the funniest part is? She literally cannot be there or even touch it without an official warrant since you know it's private property! She's literally trespassing which is illegal! Vigilantism is not legal! She has so many acts of assault, premeditated assault, assault and battery, trespassing, destruction of private property, Manslaughter/attempted homicide, harassment etc it's not even funny! And I love the series for it! seriously she would not be able to function in real life! hahahahahahahahhah and you're doing a great job following the theme it irks me, yes but at the same time, I gain great Amusement from it! Keep up the amazing work mate.
A: I appreciate your kind words 'Grim Riper'. Unfortunately think of the chapters like episodes. It will slowly get there in the end. And have pin point plots.
'Grim Riper'
R: Well, if I would have to guess their sentence, it would be anywhere between 15 to 35 years.
Since yes, there intentions were for world domination, they really didn't do anything that bad, trespassing, grand larceny, Grand Theft, trespassing on government-owned property, assault, assault and battery, aggravated assault, premeditated assault maybe manslaughter on shegos part? And some other things. Depending on if they can plead or claim something, that sentence may be shortened to 10 years.
A: Well that's one theory. But in this fanfiction. I want to keep it as original to the original series. Like Kim's villains. The one timers went to jail and were never heard from again. Well most of them. Kim's main 5. Drakken and Shego went to jail a few times throughout the series and escaped. The Seniors went to jail once only, Duff Killigan went to jail twice and was shown in prison at the end of an episode, the Oh Boyz episode if I recall. Monkey Fist went to jail once and finally Professor Dementor went twice. Obviously they won't go to jail all the time. Despite the OC'S strong view that they should always be captured and sent to prison for their heinous crimes.
'Grim Riper'
R: Why does Pr. Dementor sound like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb?
A: I don't know how to answer that. Both have European backgrounds and accents. Plus we didn't get to experience much screen time with Professor Dementor compared to Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz who appeared in way more episodes that he ever did. Meaning we are so used to hearing a German accent of Dr Doof, rather than Professor Dementor. Plus people have to imagine the voice of the characters. That's why when I create an OC Character. I give the audience a voice actor/actress to read as their voice for the character.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or any other relevant stuff. KP is the property of the Walt Disney Company. My OC Characters are owned by me.
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As the sun rises on a Sunday Morning. We see two guys driving from Colorado to Wyoming to check out a large portion of land they bought recently to use for land development use. They've saved up their hard earned money and decided to invest into land. They're both discussing a certain topic within the car.
"I'm telling you Kyle. Shiba Coin will explode in a few months time!" A guy says from the passenger seat.
"I don't know Eric. I've heard about Cryptocurrency's unsteady stock prices recently. Plus a lot of them are scams used to suck a lot of people's money. The only crypto coin with the best reliability is Bit-coin. But you need some big money to see it grow over time." Kyle says to his friend.
"But it's guaranteed to make a profit either way." Eric points out.
"Yeah. In 20 or so years."
"Exactly." Eric proves his point.
"(Sighs) I'll look into it. Let's just hope the site is alright. Okay?"
Both approach their destination. The site of land and noticed something unusual. There was a massive golf course on their site! And around every single empty block of land too!
"What the fuck! Kyle are you sure we're at the right place? This looks like a damn golf course to me."
"I-I don't know. I put the right address in. What happened to our massive block of land?" Kyle says.
"And the other pieces of land! They're all golf courses too! I'll tell you what Kyle. Somebody has turned everything here into freaking golf course!"
"But who would do such a thing! We almost spent our entire life savings into this land for development." Kyle says.
"Hmm. We need help Kyle. And I know just the person." Eric pulls out his phone.
"Man. What a waste of a Sunday drive." Kyle says.
"Could be worse Kyle. We could be lining up outside a Museum waiting to get inside." Eric says while trying to do something on his phone.
The Possible Residence
Inside Kim's Room
Kim was at home in her pyjamas. Her dad and twin brother had gone out for the day and she was at home with her mother. She was currently in her room completing her yoga session for the day and she was reviewing all the evidence they got on the graffiti bandit, aka The Colourful Hoodlum.
She knew that Paul wouldn't investigate outside hours and would rely on herself and Wade to gather more intel to bring this guy to justice.
But he was still pulling his weight during the missions. Probably more than Ron ever did in such a short amount of time.
She heard the doorbell ring. She continued to stretch. It was probably one of the neighbours or Auntie June visiting her sister.
Wait?
Oh no!
If Aunt Junie was here?
Larry might be here too!
She knew eventually her mother would call her to come downstairs and say hello to their guests. It would be rude of her, if she didn't say a simple hello to her auntie and cousin.
And that meant hanging out with her nerdy cousin, which she strongly disliked.
He probably bought along one of his role-playing games. Oh goodie. What fun!
Note the sarcasm.
She finished her yoga session and was now fully concentrating on all the evidence they had about the bandit.
They so far knew it was a male. He's only strike twice. Once on a Tuesday night and once on a Friday night.
They still couldn't figure out if he was a student from Middleton High School, or if the bandit was under the age of 18. They would have to keep on investigating and eventually capture him, before it was too late.
Surely it would be a matter of time before her mum calls her downstairs to say hello to their guests.
"Kimmie! You have a guest downstairs."
Kim groaned to herself and had a thought when she heard that.
'Guest? Not guests?' Kim thought to herself.
Had it been Auntie June only. Not Larry?
Well. She'll found out soon enough.
She exits her room and heads downstairs to see who it was. Upon reaching down the staircase, she enters the dining room. She sees Paul with her mum. They were quietly talking amongst each other, before they saw Kim.
"Hey Kim... Nice PJs. Did I disturb you?" Paul says.
"Paul? Uh- N-no. You didn't. How long have you been here for?"
"About 10 minutes. I was talking to your mum." Paul says with a grin.
"He's been a delight. We were just talking about dinner last night and continued to talk about our town. I just learnt that Colorado is only state in history to turn down the Winter Olympics! Can you believe that?" Ann says rather surprised about this. Kim was too.
Ann was enjoying the company she had over at the house. He was a great person to talk to.
"It's really a great learning experience about the wonders of America. I still can't believe the town was once a whole!" Paul says.
"We learnt about that in middle school history class. Ron even once said the town was first founded by beavers. So what brings you to my house?" Kim says taking a seat on the table.
"I just came past your house, because I needed to tell you something about our investigation."
"What's up?" Kim's interest has peaked.
"Well I've been looking further into all of this and gathered some further clues." Paul says as he pulls out a folder.
"Wait? You're investigating outside hours too?" Kim says a bit shocked to hear about this.
"Yes. I assume we would all be working on something in regards to capturing the bandit. So I have been working outside hours too."
Kim was rather impressed with the teen. He legit went out off his way to instigate more about the graffiti bandit.
All before noon as well.
"What have you got so far?" Kim asks as she moves closer to Paul.
"Well thus far, we know that he's targeting the town. Trying to send a message to someone. But I've investigated most of the graffiti and I noticed a distinctive number of lemurs being painted throughout the town."
"Lemurs?" Kim thinks for a second before realising something. "Lowerton uses lemurs as their high school mascot."
"Interesting. Maybe it's someone from there, who's done as of this?" Paul suggests.
"Now it makes more sense who is targeting the town. An outsider would be a great cover. No one would suspect that. What else do you have?" Kim asks.
Both teens look over at the folder. Sitting close by them was Ann Possible, smiling as she watched the two teens. Both liked each other very much, but the other didn't know it.
'They look so adorable together. Reminds me when I meet James in college.' Ann thought.
"Well, I'll let you two be. If you need anything I'll be in the kitchen." Ann says before leaving the two teens alone in the dining room to continue their investigation.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
'Hello Wado'
Both ringtones went off at the same time. As both teens answered at the same time.
"What's up Wade?" Both teens said simultaneously.
"Kim. Paul. We've got a hit about a golf course placed in a particularly weird situation within the state of Wyoming." Both devices said at the same time.
"Duff Killigan." Both teens said simultaneously. He was the only villain invested into golf. Thus far of course.
"Gee you guys are good! Why can I hear myself talking twice?" Both devices said at the same time.
Both teens show each other the front camera to their devices making Wade see himself on his screen.
"Hey, who's that handsome fellow?" Wade jokes.
Both teens chuckle.
"I'll switch off mine and listen from Kim's device." Paul says as he ends the video call from Wade. Now Kim was the only one with Wade on her screen.
"So you were saying about a golf course?" Kim says.
"Yes. Two guys contacted me about 2 hours ago, saying that a town in Wyoming, called Cheyenne. Has been taken over by a massive golf course."
"What did Duff do now?" Kim says.
"They couldn't spot anyone there. Basically these two guys bought a huge piece of land, sub-divided it and were ready to start building houses. That was until they found a golf course, with no Duff Killigan in sight." Wade explains.
"How weird? A golf course with no Duff Killigan around. So when's our ride?" Kim asks.
"Actually, they volunteered to pick you up and take you guys there themselves. They should be there any second now." Wade says.
'DING DONG'
"Well. It appears they've arrived." Wade points out.
"I'll get it." Paul says as he didn't want Kim to open the door in her pyjamas.
"Oh by the way. One of the guys says Kyle a lot."
"Duly noted." Kim says.
Paul opened the door. He sees two guys which are slightly taller than him. Both looked a bit confused. One of them speaks with a bit of hesitance in his tone.
"Ahh... Is Kim Possible at home?" Kyle asks.
"Kyle, I think we got the wrong house man." Eric says.
"No guys, you've got the right house." Paul assures both guys.
"Oh... Well I'm Eric Stone, this is my colleague. Kyle Parker. We messaged on Kim Possible's website about the golf course that appeared on our land. We were trying to figure out why this has happened in such a short period... This is Kyle." He says.
Gee he really liked saying the name 'Kyle'
"Nice to meet you guys. Kim is about to get ready. We'll leave shortly." Paul felt awkward about not inviting them inside, as he wasn't a member of the household family and wouldn't feel right inviting them in into someone else's house.
"No problem. Come on Kyle, we'll wait in the car." Eric says.
"Alright." Kyle says as he follows his friend.
"Okay. We'll be coming out soon." Paul says as he closes the door.
"That was certainly unusual." Paul says to himself, before turning around and walking back to the dining room to see it empty with no Kim in sight.
She had disappeared from the table. He looks around as he walks inside the kitchen to see Ann only. He walks back to the living room and starts calling Kim's name.
"Kim?" Paul calls out a bit confused.
"Yeah? Are both guys outside in the car?" Kim says.
"Yes. They are both-" Paul paused for a second as he turned around to see Kim was already changed and ready to go.
Paul had only gone for a few minutes and Kim was changed.
"What?" Kim says a bit confused what Paul was staring at.
"You're already changed." Paul says.
"Yeaah? We have a mission to do. " Kim says.
"In normal clothes?" Paul says as Kim was wearing a yellow tank top and jeans.
"Why not? This won't be a big mission. Plus we're only a few hours drive from home." Kim points out.
Paul continued to stare before giving up. "Alright. Let me get my bag and then we can hit the road." Paul says as Kim nods in reply.
"So can you give us a run down of what happened?" Kim asks from the backseat of the vehicle as they drove towards Wyoming.
"Well I think it's best to start from the beginning. You see Kyle and I have been friends since High School. We got into business together once we graduated, saving up money and eventually investing into a massive block of land to build 100 houses within the next 5 years."
"Woah, that's amazing. Think about the turnover you'll make." Paul says.
"Yeah exactly. Kyle here has invested 70% of his money. I got all the connections and subcontractors to complete the works."
"Until we drove to the site today and saw a massive golf course in the way." Kyle says.
"We have a feeling who could it be." Kim says. Despite no sign of the short villain. It spelled out Duff. Anything relating to golf. Duff Killigan was there.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
Kim picks up her Kimmunicator device and answers it without noticing who was calling her.
"Wade. We're almost to the site. I'll call you to tell you the whole sitch."
"Okay KP. But just to let you know... It's Ron."
Kim froze before taking another look at her device and seeing a smiling Ron on her screen. He waves in response.
"Sorry Ron. I thought it was Wade." Kim says a bit embarrassed thinking Wade had called her.
"It's okay Kim. I've actually got something to ask you about my history project for school."
"Uh, actually Ron. Now isn't the best time to-" Kim says before getting interrupted.
"So my teacher told me to write a report about beavers, because apparently there were extinct in the United Kingdom for centuries and slowly starting to show up again. Do you remember in middle school where we did a lesson about how our town in America, Middleton was founded? The beavers established the land. You remember that?" Ron says.
Paul stares at Kim, who looked embarrassed. She was telling the truth about Ron's story with the beavers. Not that Paul doesn't believe her.
'PFFT!'
Duff Killigan is busy hitting some golf balls as the group approach him in their vehicle. They exit the car as the guys are confused by this.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Eric says angrily to the villain.
Duff was minding his own business. Hitting some golf balls like it was a driving range.
"Ohhh. Top of the afternoon to you lads. I'm just enjoying a little bit of golfing. I'd ask you to join me, but at lase. This is my property now." Duff says as he place the ball on the tee.
"Duff Killigan, you can't just take over this land. Its already been bought out by these men trying to build new houses for the ever growing population." Kim says and Ron who was still on Kim's device nods his head, agreeing with Kim.
"Oh... Is that so... Well it appears that this golf course is in the way of it... Too bad! Whatever lays here. Must stay here." Duff says as he hits another golf ball.
'PFFT!'
"Fine. We'll just arrest you on the spot and remove this golf course." Kyle says trying to lay down the law.
"I wouldn't be doing that laddie. If you touch this land. I'll make the entirety of America into a golf course with this wee formula." Duff pulls out a test tube from his pocket.
Again with the test tubes! I thought these guys would use weapons or steal something. Every person these days either got a DVD or a test tube filled with something.
"Then once I've finished this golf course, I'll go back to the first country that banned me from golf. Japan! It might be small, but it can make a golf course within 15 minutes." Duff says.
Both Eric and Kyle gasped at this.
"That'll be too quick for us to remove that amount of land Kyle! Even the Japanese would struggle to remove that amount of land! Okay okay. We're cool man. Don't do anything crazy man." Eric says surrendering.
"Well, I see we've reached an agreement. So I say. Good day lads." Duff says as he hits another golf ball.
'PFFT!'
Kim didn't know what to do. It was a similar scenario to the Seniors a month ago. He threaten them by growing more golf courses.
But Kim could easily kick his ass and save the day.
With that formula, there's no stopping him.
He said that amount of concertation in that test tube, Duff could bury America with a massive golf course on it.
They could attempt something, but they didn't know how much of that formula he had.
Paul looked to the others around him and spoke up addressing them, "Come on guys. Let the Scotsman play his boring game." Paul says hoping to trigger the man.
"Boring! How dare you insult the game of golf man!" Duff says.
"Well, if it's not boring. I'll play you for the golf course." Paul calls out.
"You? Play! (Laughs like a fool) Oh laddie, I've been playing golf since I was a wee lad. You haven't even got what it takes to get less than a birdie."
"A birdie? There's birds in golf?" Ron says from the Kimmunicator. Kim mentally rolls her eyes.
"Well you seem confident you can beat me. So what do you say to a game?" Paul says.
"I say... I'm wasting my time going up against you."
'PFFT!'
"And here you are. Still wasting your time talking to me. There must be something I'm doing right to keep you talking to me. How about this. Winner is the rightful owner of this here massive golf course."
"Hmm. Nope. If I lose. Which is impossible. You'll just throw me in jail, take all of me golf formula and remove my golf course too. No deal."
'PFFT!'
Paul has appeared to be at an impasse with Duff. He had to think of a deal that he'll take.
Paul suddenly remembered the time where Dementor escaped after his dinosaur plan was a huge bust. Kim said the main thing was to prevent him from growing his dinosaur army. Which they did, then Paul arrested him almost a week later, when it turned out to be Kim's dad that Dementor was trying to kidnap! It was only yesterday actually where he arrested him.
As long as their plan is foiled, it's a successful mission according to Kim Possible. It's worth a try... But it's risky.
"Alright. Last proposition. If you win, you keep the golf course and we won't bother you about this land again."
'PEFTO!'
Duff's interested peaked as he mucked up his last shot.
"And if you win?" Duff asks intrigued.
"... If I win, I'll tear down this golf course, we take all the remaining formula that you created, you don't go to jail, instead you go back home to Scotland. Flights paid for. Is that a fair deal?"
Paul extends his hand to the Scotsman.
To be honest. It was almost same to the other deal he mentioned. Except for the jail part.
Duff thought about this, it was his game to lose. But...
"Nope. Still no deal."
"I'll make sure your golf ban is uplifted." Paul says.
"How in the Loch Ness Monster hell are you proposing to do that laddie?" Duff asks a bit confused.
"Come on man. I've got Kim Possible next to me. She can make it happen. Trust me. That's if you're willing to participate in this deal. If not. We'll never know." Paul says.
He was right. Kim Possible was the only person here that could uplift his ban. All she had to do was talk to a few people and bam! Duff Killigan's ban was no more.
"Deal!" Duff says with a smug smile. As they both shake each others hands. Duff let's go quickly before taunting to the teen and the two guys.
"Enjoy your last view of the golf course lads! After today I'll be installing 3 meter high electric fences. Match will commence in 1 hour. Best be bringing your 'A' game lad. You're gonna need it" Duff says in his Scottish accent as he walks off to prepare for his match against Paul.
"Paul, are you sure you know what you are doing?" Kim asks the teen.
"I need to know one thing." Paul says.
"What's that?" Kim asks curiously.
"How did Duff Killigan get banned from every golf course in the world in the first place?" Paul asks Kim.
Kim was a bit surprised why out of all the things to say, why he would say that. Plus he knew that Duff had a ban applied to golf as well.
"Wade said he was banned because of his bad temper." Kim answers
Paul looks back at the Scotsman before answering back to Kim.
"Then yes. I know what I'm doing."
"Relax KP. All Paul has to do is run 18 bases. He'll easy beat Killigan. Especially what he's wearing."
Paul and Kim look at each other after hearing that.
This wasn't baseball Ron. This is golf and it would be much harder to win against a professional golfer.
It would be a tough game to beat Duff at. Him being a professional. Especially if it's his national sport, that he plays almost everyday as Paul has never been past an actually golf course before. Only mini golf.
"Boys, I need to get some equipment." Paul addresses Kyle and Eric.
"What kind of equipment?" Kyle says.
"Golf equipment." Paul answers back.
After almost an hour later Paul managed to find a sports store selling golf clothes and golf equipment, ensuring he's got everything required and within the golf guidelines for his match against Duff Killigan.
And so it was time.
Paul versus Duff.
A game for the ages.
Both guys were at the first hole. Paul was carrying his golf equipment and changed into a more appropriate golf attire.
"Ah lad. Nice gear you're wearing." Duff compliments.
"Thanks. Now, we are following the golf rules right?" Paul says putting emphasis on the 'are'.
"Arh. Of course we are laddie. Then it won't be a game of golf then." Duff says.
"Just asking. That's all."
'Perfect' Paul thought.
"You go first. You're going to need it." Duff says.
Paul approaches the tee and places his golf ball. He grabs one of his club that has the furthest driving range.
He prepares his position, going on the ground to have a better look at the ball, even measuring the distance from the human eye to the base of the golf ball.
Duff was starting to get a bit impatient.
Paul was ready to hit the golf ball, but he glares at Duff as he hears a tapping noise coming from his vicinity. Duff was confused at his glare.
Paul then stares at the ground at his feet. Duff realises he's tapping his foot, he stops tapping by putting his foot behind his standing leg and sheepishly smiles at the teen. Paul still stares at him before focusing his attention to the golf ball.
He steadies himself. As he does a few fake shots before yelling out a famous golf saying.
"FORE!" Paul yells out as he hits the ball with the club.
'PFFT!'
The ball went high into the air and was perfectly straight. It was a great shot by standards!
The ball then hit the lighter green patch and it slowly went towards the hole which it eventually went inside.
A HOLE IN ONE!
"A hole in one!" Paul says with a smile at his result.
Duff wasn't happy at this.
"Beginners luck." Duff folds his arms.
Duff went and got a club from his bag. It was a rather old looking golf club. It looked like to be more than a century old. Paul looked at it from the distance.
"It's been in the family for years." He says with an accent. He puts down his bag and approaches for his turn.
He prepares to hit his ball and Paul yells out something.
"FORE!" Paul yells out before Duff hits it.
"Fore?... Four and a half!" Duff says as he hits it with some furious power as he was angry from that outburst and gets the ball straight flush into the first hole without it bouncing at all.
"A HOLE IN ONE! YAHOO!" Duff says all excitedly.
This meant the scores were level at the first hole.
They were now currently the fourth hole.
It got slightly harder and the holes were getting much further away.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
Right now Duff was laughing at Paul as he was blocking the hole with his golf ball.
Which meant, Paul had to hit the ball around, costing him an extra point to his score. And the aim of the game was to have the lowest score. Paul asked Duff if he could put a coin on his ball so he can go straight through it towards the hole.
But Duff said the rule, 'Play it as it lies'.
Paul had to improvise and he did.
He looked around his vicinity to see what he could do to get around Duff's golf ball.
He prepares to hit his golf ball...
'PFT!'
He hits the ball lightly and it ricochets off a big rock and it goes towards the hole and in it goes!
He looks down at his ball, before giving Duff a smile.
Duff reacts as he hits his golf club on the floor in frustration before picking it up from the ground and dragging it to his golf bag.
Right now was the 11th hole of the match.
Duff was on the green and Paul was near the water and had a sand dune near him.
This would indeed be a difficult shot to make green and then another shot to sink it inside the hole.
Paul had his wedge club out and decides to hit it with all of his might. He swings then hits.
'PFFFTT!'
The ball went high into the air and upon coming down it once again ricochets off an object, this time being Duff's golf ball, which moved slightly and Paul's ball goes inside the hole.
Duff saw this and reacts by banging his golf club against the floor in anger. He had to remain calm or he'll boil over towards the final stages of the match and potentially lose.
At the 16th hole. Paul had hit onto green within two shots.
Duff on the other hand was struggling a bit. He was losing his bearings since Paul's amazing shot a few holes previously.
He first hit the ball out of bounds, resulting in a two point penalty.
And instead of matching the two shots towards the green, he did it within 4 shots and what's worse is that, when he approached the green, he had a shot to put the ball in the hole... He missed a sitter as it went wide instead of banking the shot inside the hole.
He then got the ball in the next shot but cost him 5 points more than his opponent did, which could be vital later on in the game.
It was currently the 18th and final hole of the match.
It was neck and neck, but if a certain someone noticed something. The game would have been over ages ago. But he saw it since the 1st hole, but he wasn't going to say anything until this hole was over.
Duff approached to take his shot and it was a mighty shot and soon enough the ball manged to roll into the hole for a hole in one!
Duff runs towards the considerably short 18th hole to ensure he saw his ball went inside the hole.
"A HOLE IN ONE! YAHOO! Top that!" Duff says.
Paul approaches his turn.
"FORE!" Paul yells out, as he hits the ball with the club. Duff staying in his current position.
'PFFT!'
The ball had the same motion as Duff had a few seconds prior, but Paul's shot went past the hole with some pace.
Duff saw this as he begins to laugh with joy.
"OHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Paul sprints down towards the hole and keeps the ball alive as he digs into the ground to keep the ball in motion.
After about 15 seconds of digging Paul managed to serve the ball into motion back towards the 18th hole and manages to get it in.
Duff stares in disbelief as Paul managed to sink the ball into the hole in one go.
Once Paul had put the ball into the final hole and was now holding up the scorecard working out the final tally.
He mutters quietly to himself before working the scores and speaks up.
"I win." Paul announces as he lowers the scorecard.
Duff face turns from a normal expression into a 'I'm going to kill you' face. His eyes glowed red. As he ran up to the teenager angrily.
"That was a bit of dirty cheat you've done throughout this game! There's no way I lost! I want a rematch!" Duff announces angrily. But that would be a problem.
Because he did lose fair and square.
"Cheating? I haven't done such as thing. What was the first thing I said to you when I asked about the rules of golf?"
"Uhh... I forget laddie." Duff says.
"We are following the golf rules I asked. And you said 'Of course we are laddie'." Paul says copying his accent.
"And you're point being?" Duff says with his arms crossed.
"Your clubs." Paul gestures towards them.
Duff was now beyond confused.
What did he's clubs have to do with losing?
"What about them?"
"Golf rule; You're not allowed to carry no more than 14 clubs on the course and a penalty of two strokes per hole will be issued until they have been discovered. You've been carrying 15 around with you the entire day. Meaning you've conceded 36 Stroke penalty, resulting victory for me. I might have lost on the scorecard by a remarkable 3 points. But I outplayed you with that rule. Resulting a 33 point victory to me. So check and mate."
The teen was absolutely right! Duff had been carrying around 15 clubs with him the entire match. Meaning all of his hole in ones and great performance, has been completely rubbed out by this massive penalty. And to rub salt in the wound, the extra club he was carrying around with him had belonged to his family for years. It was his lucky club. But it hadn't been lucky today though.
And with all that... That means Paul had won!
"But! But... I'm a Scotsman! We never lose a game of golf!" Duff defends his case.
"I see that. And I'm Greek. We have been told that we make pretty great souvlakis." Paul answers back.
"OOOOO! You bastard!" Duff growls out.
"Woah! Chill man. It was a great game. But you should read up on the rules for golf. Now, I think a certain formula is meant to be given back."
Duff was hesitate, but he was truly defeated. If it wasn't for the penalty, Paul would have lost the match. It would have been close. But still, the 36 stroke penalty saved him in the end.
It saved Eric and Kyle, more than it did Paul.
Duff gave back all of the formula to the teens. There wasn't a lot of it compared to Dementor's dino juice. But apparently it was enough to cover the whole wolrd into a golf course!
Good thing Paul knew how to read the rules and in-between the lines. And his great sporting ability helped too.
"Well... A deal is a deal. Despite me playing well. You got me with the wee little rule I forget about. It was fun playing against you." Duff shakes Paul's hand.
"It was. And thank you for keeping your end of the deal."
"Aye. It's a bitter lose... But you still can't beat me at the pipes!" Duff says out loud as he grabs his pipes. He starts playing them passionately and loudly which makes Kim and the other two guys cover their ears at the loud instrument. Paul on the other hand didn't cover them at all
He begins to get dragged away by a few police officers, who promised that they wouldn't arrest him, instead they would send him to straight to the airport, so he can go back home to Scotland in peace. He continues to play in the cop car as the cops leave the premise, wearing oversized ear muffs as they try an talking to each other. But failed miserably.
"Paul! That was amazing!" Kim says. "Was that even a rule?" Kim asks curiously.
"Rule Number 4 of golf. The maximum number of golf clubs you can carry in a golf bag is 14. Anymore than that and a 2-stroke penalty is issued at each hole until discovered. You three saw it and that's enough evidence for him to receive the penalty."
"How come you only had 7 clubs?" Kyle asks.
"Oh... The golf store I quickly went into only had a few, so I got what was necessary and left it under 10 clubs, in case Duff tried to cheat. But really, there's only 5 different clubs you need for golf."
"Wow. Say... I thought you never played before?" Kim says.
"I haven't. I played a lot of mini golf and Wii Golf. And I was pretty damn good at it too!" Paul admits.
"Well video game or not. You saved our land. Kim Possible thank you for your help. And thank you too, Paul Kanellopoulos." Kyle says thanking the two teens.
"You're welcome guys. Sorry you have to remove this golf course out of your own pocket." Paul says.
"Ah it's not deal. We actually thought about reselling some of it as fake grass to some stores. And using the golf course here and building over it. Maybe even opening up a mini golf for the kids or a driving range for the old timers."
"Big money Kyle. Big money." Eric says.
These guys were good at making money too.
"Thanks for the drop off boys." Paul says as they get dropped off back into Middleton.
"No problem. Thanks again for saving our land." Kyle says as they drive off into the distance.
Kim and Paul both farewell the two guys, as they gathered their personal belongings and took a seat on the steps of Paul's house.
"Man, what a day." Paul says as he takes a seat, putting his backpack down and his set of clubs. "Well this is going to make a great souvenir for my trip." Paul gestures towards the clubs he bought.
"I still can't believe Duff lost over having to carry too many clubs rule." Kim says. This was her only mission where she hadn't participated much to foiling their plan.
In essence. Paul done a great job to defeat Duff today. Luck was on his side today as well.
"Believe it Kim. That's why he should have known about his national sport rules first. Back at home I know all of the rules to football. Even the updated ones. And they can be unfair too. But they do it to speed up the game." Paul says.
"Well I have to say that, I think we've both had enough sport for one day." Kim says.
"That's nothing Kim." Paul says as he chuckles at Kim's idea of 'Too much sport' for one day.
Both stare at the evening sky. They had been out for almost the entire day golfing. But they had to refocus their attention to another issue in hand.
"Tomorrow we have to focus our attention to capturing the Colourful Hoodlum." Paul says.
"Right. We still have to worry about him tomorrow." Kim says.
Right now they would enjoy what was left of their Sunday evening.
But tomorrow they would be back on the case to solve the graffiti bandit within their town. And back to school of course.
Author Notes:
Well this chapter seemed a bit dull, but can confirm the next chapter will continue with the Colourful Hoodlum.
- Bit-coin is apparently another word you can't put into fanfictions. One of the many few words you can't use in here. Typical.
- This was a hard chapter to do. I had to get inspiration from Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons and Angus MacRory from Looney Tunes for this chapter. I know it's a pretty boring mission this one. It's hard creating your own episode like chapters. So I'll struggle with making my own episodes/chapters in the future. The existing episodes I will reuse from time to time. But I have got a surplus of ideas for chapters.
- A birdie in golf is used when you complete a hole in 2 shots.
- P.S; I'm not a expert in golf terms or scores.
- Now Aunt June was never speculated to be part of Ann's family or James' family. In this FF she's Ann's sister. And Ann's maiden name was never mentioned in the show. So let's give her the name..
Ann Credible. When Larry and Aunt June appear. I'll workout a surname for them. As June got married and her surname changed. I'll try my best to make it clever.
Eric Stone - Trey Parker (South Park) - OC Character
Kyle Parker - Matt Stone (South Park) - OC Character
Well that's it for this chapter. See you in 10 days time with a brand new chapter. Until then... Take care.
