Author Notes:
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening readers. Sorry for the delay of this chapter. It's not a big one like the previous one. But it has two parts.
EDIT: For anyone who has read this in the past day. I apologies as It was uncomplete. I was pretty tired from editing this chapter. I recommend to read this again before reading the second part. Sorry about that folks.
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"Quick! Get inside Shego!" Drakken says as he opens the door to his liar.
Shego quickly enters inside the liar, as Drakken follows her through, before he shuts the door. He locks the door with a ridiculous amount of locks within the door. Ensuring no enters in his secret liar.
Well, not so secret with the 'Welcome' mat outside.
Drakken was out of breathe. They had been running for quite a while.
Before they escaped, they were walking back to the liar and Drakken apparently heard some noise and ran again.
"Do you think anyone saw us?" Drakken asks as he looks through the bottom of the door's threshold to see any lights or people moving within the distance.
"Doc. No one followed us home." Shego says to him.
"They didn't? Then why were we running all of a sudden before when I heard something!?" Drakken asks.
In reality, he stepped on a twig.
"Maybe, you thought you heard noises behind us and. Because you're a paranoid looney!" Shego says.
Drakken was angry over that comment.
"Nonsense Shego. I heard them them talking very loudly." Drakken says.
"That was you babbling like no tomorrow!" Shego says.
"Oh." Drakken simply says.
"Now can I please take a shower? I haven't properly bathed in weeks!" Shego says.
"Fine. Good ahead." Drakken says, "But once we freshen up. I'm going to unleash my next evil plan."
"That was fast. What is it? I hope it doesn't involve running. You seemed tired out after that short run up the mountain." Shego makes fun of him.
"I wasn't prepared to run that much." Drakken defends his unfit nature. He didn't look overweight or anything like that. He just lacked that athleticism.
"You got 2 hours of exercise in the yard for the past few weeks." Shego says.
"I was planning our escape during that time." Drakken says.
"Whatever you say Doc." Shego was about to walk towards her room.
"Wait! Don't you wanna guess my evil plan?" Drakken says to Shego as she stops walking and turns back to her boss.
"(Sighs) Can you at least give me a hint?" Shego says trying to sound invested, but in reality she really wanted to take a shower.
"In due time Shego." Drakken says. Shego gave a 'really?' look towards Drakken and just walked off.
"Shego?" Drakken says.
We go inside the Middleton High School Cafeteria and see our group of friends talking amongst each other. Discussing about an upcoming American holiday.
"So you guys got any plans for Halloween this Saturday?" Monique asks the group around the table.
"I haven't really thought about it. If Ron was here, he'd make me go out trick or treating. He loved Halloween. Meanwhile me, totally not a fan of it. I do it for Ron and for his pure enjoyment of the festive holiday." Kim says. She has been thrown off by Halloween since she was 12. Last year her and Ron went, it just wasn't the same when she did Halloween when they were younger. But she wouldn't mind if she had a few friends that did it with her instead of only Ron.
"Well Monique and I plan to dress as a couple for this year's Halloween. Paul what do you plan on wearing?" Josh asks his friend.
"Well to tell you the truth. I've actually never done trick or treating before." Paul admits.
"You haven't?" Monique says in disbelief. All eyes were on Paul around the table.
"I always thought it was an American holiday. It wasn't popular back at home in Australia. Plus most of the kids grew up on my street in the past couple of years. So we don't get much trick or treaters around our area. My younger sisters enjoy Halloween, both sisters go with their own friends to built up areas, while a few of the parents supervise while they do trick or treating. As for me? I'd always stay at home, studying, playing video games or watching a movie. Plus the supermarket always has candy available for purchase." Paul explains.
Kim was about to speak until Paul politely stopped her.
"Excuse me for a second." Paul says as he brings out an umbrella beside him and opens it up as the Seniors planned to throw their food at him, but was one step ahead of them. Thankfully the food didn't land on his friends.
Isn't bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?
He puts down the umbrella, closing it in the process. "Sorry about that guys."
"The Seniors still won't leave you alone?" Kim says.
"They've hardly done anything to me in the past few weeks." Paul says.
This was in fact true.
Despite their anger of the Senior's Table being discontinued, they've tried to get under Paul's skin, but to no avail. It hasn't happened.
A few Senior Jocks pulled a few pranks, but Paul thwarted all of them.
Throwing papers, food, drinks and the good old pigskin at him. If they went to the extreme and did brutal pranks, like dunk him in the toilet, lock him inside a locker or did something that involved getting physical with Paul. They knew they were asking a death wish from him.
If anyone recalled being in the cafeteria during that day where he took on some players from the football team, they would be smart enough to not go near him. Except for a few individuals.
But he didn't care if they did that to him. That's why the umbrella came in handy.. He could easily put them into the hospital, with a high chance of getting suspended or expelled. But the only thing that is preventing from doing that... is because of Kim Possible. AKA His crush.
He was legit Public Enemy number 1 from the Seniors. Almost 80% of them were angry with him. While others were grateful instead for teaching most of the Jocks a lesson and gaining brownie points from them.
He wasn't bothered by their intimidating stances.
Which Conor didn't like for one second. For a guy that wanted to ensure this teen is afraid to step out of his own home. He's certainly doing a bad job of it.
In 7 months time, Paul wouldn't have to worry about him, some Jocks and most Seniors.
Then again... The Juniors were probably most likely filthy over the foreign teen, now that Senior Table gone as well. Probably waiting for 3 years to finally experience it. Whomp Whomp.
"So continuing about Halloween. Yeah. I've never done trick or treating. Although there was one time in Primary School were we had to dress up for Halloween dress up day. I dressed up as penguin." Paul says.
"Aww. That's cute. Ron and I would always go trick or treating. It's been a tradition since Preschool." Kim says.
"That's really sweet. What did you guys dress up as the first time around?" Paul asks.
"A cowboy and a ballerina." Kim says.
"Ron as a cowboy?" Monique says, "(Laughs) That's nice."
"No actually, he dressed up as the ballerina. While I was the cowboy." Kim says a bit embarrassed. She instantly regretting saying that in front of her crush.
Everyone's eyes widen at the table after hearing that.
"Oh." Monique squeaks out of her mouth.
"Interesting cross-play." Paul says. Kim gave a bit of a confused look at him.
'He wasn't fazed by that?' Kim thought.
She can be awkward at times. Especially in front of boys. But Paul didn't freak out over that. But Paul liked that about her. It brought out here persona and it was cute at times when she did it. Plus she was a young child. How would she have known better at the time?
"Maybe you and Kim should go trick or treating this Saturday!" Monique says.
"We should?" Both Paul and Kim say. Kim with a surprised/worried expression on her face, and Paul with a unsure look.
"Yeah! Why not all 4 of us go together. It would be a great experience for Paul here. Although... I wish I can host a Halloween party at my house this year. But my parent's would never give the green light for it to happen." Monique says with disappointing tone.
"Don't worry Monique. There's always next year." Josh says consoling her girlfriend.
"Thanks Josh. So what do you two think?" Monique says waiting for their answers.
Kim seemed a bit uncomfortable with Monique's idea of going out trick or treating with Paul.
Now Kim has watched a few chick flicks in her time. Mean Girls was the main one she had in her mind. Even though she's never had a boyfriend before, but indeed has a crush on a certain teen. She didn't want to come off as a...
Maybe the bottom line will explain this.
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. I'm feeling like this line is from somewhere?
The point Kim was trying to avoid, was that she didn't want to dress up like a slut around Paul. She didn't want to show off her body to woo her crush. Despite the fact she wears a lot of clothes that exposes her midriff at times. But that's a style and trend that teenage girls wear these days!
Okay. It's 2020. Some of the clothing trends now are really strange... Strangely stylish to people! Who take a liking for it!
She actually wanted Paul to like her for who she is. Instead of forcing it. She hoped that Paul could see her more than as a friend.
But she can only dream for now.
Plus if her dad found out about what she would be wearing for Halloween... Let's say it won't be pretty for her and for Paul, if he's within 1 meter of Kim.
Maybe she was overthinking it
ARGH. Boys!
Maybe it's best if she skips Halloween and asks Paul to hang out at her house.
Or maybe invite him to her parents annual Scare for Care at her mother's workplace.
He might not be interested to come though
"I'm not sure Mon. If Paul doesn't like it. I can't just force him to tag along." Kim says.
"Actually. I don't mind trying it out. I mean, I'm in America after all. It won't hurt to try it once." Paul says.
"Then it's settled! We are all going trick or treating this Saturday." Monique announces.
Kim looked towards Paul. Well she didn't expect him to actually go trick or treating, despite his lack of interest back in Australia.
One thing now she wondered about, which was what she should wear this Saturday.
Inside Drakken's Bahamas Lair
Shego had just finished her long shower and was wearing a fresh pair of black clothes and a towel wrapped around her head. Not her usual green and black catsuit she always wore.
"Ahh. A nice fresh shower... Drakken? Drakken? Where did you go?" Shego says calling out throughout the liar.
"In here Shego." Drakken calls out from a room.
Shego walks inside the the room and see Drakken using a mini diorama of a town.
"I see you're improving your real estate skills." Shego says.
"Now's not the time for wise jokes Shego. I'm preparing my latest plan."
"I hope it's not a career in dioramas." Shego says with some sarcasm.
"Quiet Shego. My plan is so evil and sinister... We'll be going all over the world and stealing everybody's Halloween candy. Evil isn't it?"
"How's that evil?" Shego asks.
"All the kid's around the world won't have any candy to eat. They'll be candy less on Halloween. (Evil Laugh)."
"Preventing them from getting cavities and high sugar levels. And have you heard of a place called the grocery store?" Shego points out.
"Don't give me technicalities. That isn't the point. They'll be so upset that their candy is gone, they won't be trick or treating the following year."
"And exactly what are we going to with billions, maybe trillions of candy? You know we haven't got that much room in the liar. We used a lot of our rent budget back in... (Gulps) South Dakota" Shego says, while she internally shivers at the state she just mentioned.
"Simple. Resell it and use it to refund for future projects."
"How exhilarating. I'm always keen. But I wanna get back at 4 eyed boy. I wanna get even with him for what he did to my ankle." Shego says, picking up a car from the diagram and crushing it in her hand. Breaking the toy car.
"Yes! That's the spirit. Now we must get to work and make some preparations before the big night!" Drakken says as he gets to work.
A few days later
The Afternoon Of Halloween
Back at Drakken's liar. He was putting the finishing touches on his latest invention. It appeared to be a ridiculously sized brown raggy bag attached to the back end of his hovercraft. It looked similar to a gigantic blimp as he had it outside of his liar.
It was like the size of a cruise ship! But was deflated as nothing was inside of it.
"Yes! AHAHAHA. After 48 Hours of work, 4 hours of television and 22 minutes of pain. It's finally ready!" Drakken says.
He was wearing a jester hat and had a jester outfit on. He also had a plastic cane with a jewel on it's tip.
"You really kept track of those times?" Shego says.
"Yes. I had a timeline to keep. Where's your Halloween costume?" Drakken asks.
"Do I look like I'm 6 to you? I don't wear Halloween outfits." Shego says crossing her arms
"You don't. Then what are you wearing right now?"
Shego still had her arms crossed and looked down at her outfit.
"This my villain outfit!" Shego says answering his question.
"Now you mention it. I thought you were trying to be a different variation of Catwomen. Or or Harley Quinn. Or-"
"Drakken. Cut to the plan." Shego interrupts him.
"Alright... Behold!" Drakken says, as he gestures to the black haired women, his latest invention. The sewed bag and a vacuum cleaner head.
"So it's basically a vacuum cleaner with a big bag that's been sewed up together. Is that even classified as an invention? It already exists. Small, medium, large. And for you. Gigantic."
"Well it took time and effort to complete, so I can considered this an invention. This is where all the candy will go." Drakken says.
"How did you even have time to do this within less than a week?" Shego asks
Flashback to a few days ago
Drakken was using a sewing machine.
He accidentally gets his blue outfit get's stuck onto the machine and begins getting his arm's sleeve attached to his sewed bag.
Shego! Shego HELP!" Drakken yells out for help as he sleeves gets sowed further down the length of his arm. Although Shego was too occupied with something else to help him.
"I ruined my favourite coat!" Drakken says in dramatic fashion.
"You own more than 20 of those."
"We lose some, we gain some. Anyway. It can hold a capacity of over 10 billion pieces of candy!" Drakken says.
"Which, wont cover the entire planet." She points out.
Drakken stares at the ridiculously big sack in the back of the hovercraft.
She did have a point.
"But the population is around 8 billion people, minus the adults and seniors... Probably 2.3 billion children." Drakken guesses.
"Did you consider the factor that most children will have more than once piece of candy inside their bags?"
Drakken looked back to the bag again.
'Blast! Shego's right! I need to think of another plan... Maybe we should go and steal candy from the good old U S of A. Yeah. That shall do the trick. Why am I still talking to myself.' Drakken thinks making multiple different facial expressions for the past minute.
"Change of plan. We'll strike America only. We'll suck them dry of all their candy!"
"Really? No whole world thing?"
"Yes. Quite ingenious and spontaneous if I do say so myself." Drakken says proudly.
"You were silent for 2 whole minutes."
"I was?" Drakken says.
Shego just stands there and just walks towards the vehicle.
"Let's just get this over with. So didn't have a big enough budget to sew a bigger bag." Shego says entering the hovercraft driver's seat.
"Shego, we have to be cautious of our spending you know. Remember. Rome wasn't made in one day. The world won't be taken over in one day." Drakken jumps into the passenger seat.
"It can be down with precision and thorough planning." Shego points out
"Yes it can. But we can all dream. As we slowly make our way into becoming rulers of the world! (Evil Laugh)"
"And yet, we're just ruining Halloween." Shego says.
"Think of the media attention we'll get from this."
"Maybe they'll use the funny mugshot they show on the news." Shego says as she starts up the hovercraft.
"I told you! I was talking to them and they took the photo without warning!"
"Yeah sure." Shego says.
Shego had to admit, it wasn't the best plan he's had. Escaping prison and coming up with a plan in less than a week is pretty amazing for a villain and planning an escape which actually worked. Despite the fact it's not evil evil Drakken's plan. Ruining a favourite kid's holiday is at a certain level of evil.
October 31st 2020
Saturday Evening - 5:44PM
It was currently Saturday evening. Everyone was dressed up in costumes. Roaming around the streets.
Paul thought back to home. He would never see this many people going from house to house, trick or treating ever. Maybe a few occasions where groups were going around the neighbourhood.
The streets were filled with kids and a few parents supervising them around the neighbourhoods.
This was totally new to Paul. At least it was a chance to dress up.
Kim gave Paul a location to meet up and would go around the neighbourhood to trick or treat.
Kim was dressed up as Lara Croft this year. The video game character.
Kim had very similar attributes to her costume choice. Both are intelligent, athletic, adventurous and brave. Thereby deciding to go as this character for Halloween.
She was awaiting her friend Paul. Which she hoped wouldn't take too long. Because she felt awkward standing around with her midriff exposed and wearing short shorts.
There were young kids around too!
She looked down at her costume and starts thinking to herself.
'Oh god. Why did I decided to wear this! People-' Kim thinks before her thoughts were interrupted by a familiar voice.
"Hey Kim." A recognisable voice can be heard from Kim.
Kim turned around saw Paul dressed in a big trench cost, with a sweater and a dark brown cap with a weird looking logo in the shape of a 'W' & 'D'. It looked a bit scary, but nothing compared to the other costumes worn out tonight. Slightly intimidating to say for the least.
If he was at a party. He would truly stand out from the crowd. And possibly blend in too.
"Hey you made it. Who are you dressed up as?" Kim asks.
"I'm Aiden Pearce. Chicago's Vigilante from the Watch Dogs video game series."
"Neat choice." Kim says with a smirk.
"Thank you, Lara Possible." Paul says grinning back.
"Hey, you know who I dressed up as." Kim says impressed.
"It wasn't that hard to figure out. Plus it suits you." Paul says as Kim had a slight blush on her face, "So where's Josh and Monique?" Paul asks.
"They said they would meet us towards the end of Maple Drive. Then we would work around the neighbourhood going from house to house." Kim explained.
Paul nodded and both teens head to meet up with Josh and Monique.
A few minutes later, they reached their destination and both spot two familiar faces wearing similar outfits. Josh was wearing a Cowboy costume and Monique was wearing a Cowgirl suit.
"Howdy yall!" Monique says smiling as she was putting a southern accent.
"Hey look. It's Sandy Cheeks." Paul points out.
"Hey! That's totally uncalled for." Monique says putting her hands to her hips.
"What? No, I meant, Sandy Cheeks. From SpongeBob SquarePants" Paul says.
Monique stopped for a second and froze. She blushed upon hearing that.
"Oh. That. Sorry. I thought you were talking about som-." Monique says a bit embarrassed.
"Let's. Not go there. I was trying to be funny. But it backfired."
"That totally backfired hard." Kim says.
"It's alright. Well. We're all here. Now let's get me some Can-DY!" Monique says with excitement.
The 4 teens stood in the middle of the road.
Dressed up individually as a cowboy, a cowgirl, an adventurous women and a vigilante.
Josh, Monique, Kim and Paul were ready for a long night of getting candy. It was almost 6'oclock.
"You guys have your bags?" Monique asks.
They all respond by holding them up to show they do have their bags.
"Good! Now let's trick or treat!" Monique says.
MONTAGE TIME
A map was shown with 4 cut out of the teens, moving around the map of the neighbourhood in a zigzag line, going from house to house.
Each teen's bag starts to slowly fill up with candy.
While doing that they saw the great outfits worn tonight. Batman, Luke Skywalker, Cleopatra, Superman, Wonder Woman and many other amazing costumes.
They even saw some of their fellow peers from school.
And even...
Bonnie. With the lovely Tara.
The group only addressed Tara. Bonnie still avoided one certain teen.
Both retrospectively dressed up as Belle the Disney Princess and Marylin Monroe the famous actress from the 1950s
They continue throughout the night going from house to house.
Even the houses that had traps which didn't want to give out any candy.
Little did they know a Jester and a Downgraded Harley Quinn were coming to ruin their fun tonight.
After almost 3 hours of walking around the teens bags were full of treats.
"You know, allegedly Ireland celebrates Halloween more than the United States does." Paul says.
"Ireland? Haha. Wouldn't have guessed." Josh says.
"No fair. They've got St Patrick's Day." Monique says.
"Well I say it's been quite successful tonight. One more hour and we call it a night?"
"I swear, If I get called Ma'am one more time. I'm stopping for tonight." Kim says.
She gets a laugh from her friends.
Paul was laughing too, as he looked up into the night sky and noticed a flying identifiable object.
"Well. Looks like someone dressed up as the Hindenburg Blimp tonight." Paul says looking up into the sky.
All the other three teens look above and see a floating object of some sort with a huge brown bag, with heaps of patches around it. It appeared to be carrying something inside of it.
That was completly weird for an aircraft to fly that low and that time of night in a built up neighbourhood.
Kim investigated this as she managed to identify the people in the hovercraft using her device.
"Well looks like Drakken is trying to replicate the Hindenburg Disaster." Kim says having a peak through her Kimmunicator mini telescope.
"Oh the humanity." Paul replies.
All three teens stare at Paul.
"What? Herbert Morrison said that as he was watching the disaster unfold in real life. Come on read a book guys. Or Wikipedia page." Paul says.
"Man, you know way too much history than a regular teen." Josh says.
Up in the sky Drakken was preparing his big vacuum head as he's about to speak
"Lower the jet Shego!" Drakken says.
Shego complies, as they were less than 10 metres off the ground and Drakken was using his giant vacuum suction chead to suck up all the candy bags from streets.
All of the kids candy supplies disappeared in a matter of seconds. Before a matter of a minute, nearly the entire street had been wiped out of candy. Most kids were shocked, distraught, sad and many other emotions, that weren't happy ones.
Including the Quad of teens candy got swiped too.
"Huh!" Josh says.
"Woah!" Kim says.
"Oh man!" Paul says.
"HEY!" Monique shouts out.
All four stare at Drakken's flying machine. It was going quite slowly compared to other times that Kim's seen it.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Look at the children. Crying over their missing candy. While I got mine!" Drakken says as a lolly worm lands in his palm, "OOO! A sour worm."
He eats it before his face gets sucked up by the sourness of the lolly.
"MPHTOOSOURMPHTOOSOURMPH!" Drakken mumbles as he lips get sucked up.
"PEW! Never again!" Drakken spits out the candy as they continue to go around Middleton and gather everybody's candy, followed by the entirety of the United States.
Halloween would soon become. Holloween.
Empty space of candy, on the biggest candy giving day of the year.
Author Notes:
Well... not the most evil plan from Drakken. But certainly if you were a child in this circumstance. Then they would be totally upset about losing their hard earned candy on Halloween night.
- Back in Australia, Halloween isn't a really big holiday. Like since I was young. We've only had a few people come to our door for treats. Even the past 5 years, we've had 3 years of no one coming at all. And be in the same house for 21 years, most of the kids on the block grow up and don't do Halloween anymore. I think it's strictly an American holiday for most people. I mean other countries have it too, but not as big as in the USA. But it's in fact true that Ireland celebrates Halloween more than the US does. Pretty interesting fact.
- The 'In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy, etc, etc, etc' quote is from Mean Girls (2004).
- Lara Croft is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the video game franchise Tomb Raider. She is presented as a highly intelligent and athletic English archaeologist who ventures into ancient tombs and hazardous ruins around the world. Later on, she appeared in a few films, portrayed by Angelina Jolie.
- Aiden Pearce is the protagonist of the video game 'Watch Dogs'. He is a highly skilled hacker who has access to the CTOS of Chicago using a highly specialized device, the Profiler. He goes by the names; "The Vigilante" and "The Fox" by citizens and the media. AKA One of my favourite video game/franchise.
- The Hindenburg disaster was an airship accident that occurred on May 6, 1937, in Manchester Township, New Jersey, United States. The German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to dock with its mooring mast at Naval Air Station Lakehurst. The 'Oh, the humanity' quote is indeed a famous quote said by Herbert Morrison when he witnessed and described the Hindenburg disaster. He was completely lost for words he had to stop talking as he apologised to the audience, describing the incident as 'The worst thing I've ever witnessed.'
Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Sorry if it's short... And posted a bit later than usual. You know the drill. If it's a short chapter. Maybe an unannounced chapter is coming up. Maybe not. I guess we'll never know. Until then. Take care.