Author Notes:
... . -.- / ...- ... .- ..- -.-. . -..- Alex here. Did you know that Kim Possible was originally pitched as 'Bible'? One of the creators of Kim Possible, Bob Schooley used this pitch in 2000. It's ideas and information is very limited but there is a few changes including a character called Ken, who apparently would have been known as Ken Du, instead got changed to the character we know in the series as Will Du and would have been a regular in the series but was reduced to one episode. Steel Toe... was also considered as a villain but was scrapped and used a wrestler in one episode called 'Pain King Vs. Cleopatra'. Botox... is a chemical which is injected into the skin to prevent wrinkles from showing. Dr Botox was also supposed to be another villain in the series but he never appears. And finally, Rick or I should say Brick Flagg. Yeah it's true. Look it up.
Sorry, some of you guys won't get this joke above. If you curious about what the Morse code says... Bad luck.
Anyway.
Welcome to the first Chapter for 2022!
Quite a long break since posting! Haven't really written much to be honest. Been trying to figure out how many more chapters to fit in this story so far.
I hope you guys enjoy!
Reviews Q,R & A:
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R: best fan fic on this app tbh
A: Why thank you for your kind words. Maybe it needs some time to probably increase it's popularity... It's going to be around for many years I hope. But I appreciate the compliment and thanks for reading!
'TallTyrion'
R: every time team possible deals with an enemy, they've created two more.
A: I think you're referring to Will Du? If not I don't know who. Fiske?
'TallTyrion'
R: WO DUTY IS THE DEATH OF LOVE
A: Is that from Game of Thrones or something like that? Anyway, thank you for reading!
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Long Beach, New York
At Drakken's liar in Long Beach, a buffed man was working on Drakken's hovercraft fiddling with the tools.
"Hey Ed. How long you going to be with the hovercraft? I need to get back to the Caribbean before nightfall." Drakken says.
The guy rolls out underneath the jet with oil on his face and stands up.
"Chill out Doctor Who. Everything's been fixed cuz. So dude, can you explain what you did to your hovercraft? Seriously. Panel beating does take time you know."
"I crashed it on Halloween night." Drakken explains, looking a bit embarrassed about what happened.
"Halloween? Dude, you're not 10."
"I was unleashing my evil plot against the US."
"What? Scaring kids in a costume? Seriously dude. Be creative, why didn't you steal everyone car parts while they were trick or treating?"
"Long story which included my arch nemesis, Kim Possible." Drakken says.
"Kim Possible? That's a babe's name. Is she hot?"
"Ed, I think you want to take those words back. Do you want to go to jail tonight?"
"Why? Is she a cop? That would be bad for my business."
"No. She's a minor... I think?"
"Dude... bummer. Alright the Hydraulics are fixed, replaced the engine and fixed it's suspension. It should be flying like Rockstar in the crowd. Now is there anything else you need fixed?"
"No, just the hovercraft."
"Alright. Well I'm off. Need to get back to New Jersey. Things to do. Parts to gather. Parts to steal. Seriously, they are going to steal themselves now are they."
"No they won't."
"You wanna help dude? I'll give you a cut. I have to take care of my cousin."
"No thanks, I need to prepare my next evil plot on Kim Possible and her new partner Paul Kanellopoulos."
"Did I hear you say her partner's name again? You never remembered the other one's name."
"Shego! Not now." Drakken yells at her henchwomen. She walks outside and Ed takes a look at this women.
She was wearing her signature black and green catsuit. Ed instantly thought she looked stunning.
"(Wolf Whistle) Green babe! Heh heh heyyy! Cousin Drew, when did you get a hot girlfriend?" Ed says tensing his cousin's shoulders.
Both villains began blushing furiously at this.
"U-us." Shego blurts out.
"H-her?" Drakken blurts out.
"Weren't not dating." Shego looks away uncomfortably.
"She's not my girlfriend. She's my head of security, henchman and does the heavy bits like stealing and such. Shego. This is my cousin Eddie Lipsky." Drakken explains.
"Oh. I see bro. In that case." Ed slicks his hair back and walks up the Shego. "So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Ha! 'cause I'll totally walk by again if I have to... Seriously I would."
"Uh, yeahhhh, how about you walk and... oh, keep walking." Shego walks away from him.
"Ooo, she's feisty. Well, I'm off Drew. Take it easy. Keep on rocking little cousin." Giving him a noogie on the head. He goes towards his motorbike and grabs his helmet. Drakken fixes his messed up hair. He sets off into the sunset. Drakken hears a chuckling sound behind him.
"Drew?" Shego says popping her head out. She had a smile on her face.
"Don't say that Shego!" Drakken says embarrassed about his name.
"Drew Drew Drew Drew Drew." Shego teases his name while chuckling.
Drakken angrily growls at her.
Later that same day. Motor Ed or his full name, Eddie Lipsky. Was inside a diner heading back towards New Jersey, he was eating a hamburger meal and watching the diner's small tv screen. A show appeared on it, until it reached it's programmed commercial break and on came the news.
"Today on CNN News. Former explorer Lord Montgomery Fiske was arrested late last week and is expected to go to trial before the end of this year. The ex explorer was arrested after he was found to have stolen artefacts and injured a few members from Team Possible. Founder of the team Kim-"
"Boooooringg!" Ed says, some people stared at him as he was quite loud. He continues to chow down on his burger.
"In other news an amazing breakthrough has happened today at Tesla headquarters. CEO Elon Musk has announced an incredible new electric battery for the new Tesla models for 2021."
"Pffftt weak bro. You need something that can last for 1000 miles. And it's electric! Double weak... Seriously V12's are the hype nowadays."
"Elon Musk held a press conference earlier this afternoon about some of the new features coming to Tesla's 2021 and 2022 models. Here's what he said this afternoon."
"Tesla has come a long way in a 17 years since opening it's doors. For years I've heard people say the range on our vehicles isn't enough. Especially after that fiasco with Top Gear in 2012. We hope that minor setback hasn't turned off from our consumers for the future."
"Damn straight bro." Ed says taking a sip of his drink from the straw.
"That's why I hereby announce that by mid to late next year. Tesla will be selling a 1000 mile range model car."
"(Spits out his drink) A Thousand miles! That's cray cray dude! Well except the part about being electric. Seriously. Did you hear that blondie?"
"No. But would you mind keeping your beverage inside your mouth next time?" The angry waitress says to Motor Ed.
He just stares at her and had an idea pop inside his head.
"I gotta jet. Those batteries aren't going to be for show any longer. Haha!"
"Hey! You forgot to pay!" The waitress says. But Motor Ed was too quick as he dine and dashed the establishment.
"Forget it Lisa. He's from New Jersey." The manager said to his member of staff. He had a thick New York accent.
"How do you know that?" Lisa says to her boss.
"By his accent... HEY! What do you think you're doing?!"
A man from a distance was crossing the street.
"I'm walkin here!" A guy with a thick New York accent says.
"Why are you walkin there?"
"Because I can asshole."
"You can't just walk there. There's no crossing."
"So what?"
"You going to get run over you cheese head."
"Screw you and you're precautionary bullshit."
"You know what. Fuck you Angelo!"
"Fuck you Joe!"
"Oh yeah, I want bother saying hello to you tomorrow, huh?"
"Fine! I won't either!"
"..."
"..."
"Same time tomorrow?"
"You bet. See ya Joe."
"See ya Angelo... Cocksucker." He whispers the last word. Lisa just stares at him as he goes back inside the diner.
Back in Middleton
In the middle of the country where the swears aren't as colourful. Kim and Paul were walking towards school for the day, Paul had a few small cuts on his face, while the rest were concealed from his clothes.
Kim's mum was a bit surprised at his cuts, she cleaned him up and did her best in fixing him up. She told him to be careful in the future, but he had to do what he had to do. He made no promises when it came to future missions. But would always be careful and always try to come out alive.
Paul was a bit nervous what the students would think of his face. This won't be the first time this has happened.
Kim didn't think it was that bad, but you could notice he had a few bruises.
"Kim, are you sure these bruises are noticeable?" Paul says.
"Paul, you'll be fine. Half the time they don't even notice."
"If you say so Kim." Paul says. He just wished that the bruises would clear up as soon as possible.
Paul was at his school locker, gathering his stuff for his first class.
He's had a big few days with Kim, taking down a new guy by the the name of Lord Montgomery Fiske
He got beaten the most, but ended up victorious.
At least he managed to destroy power giving idol.
Will Du afterwards was treated back at home and is taking a week off due to concussion protocol and isn't entirely happy about it.
Paul also managed to get Kim and Ron's friendship back in tack, which he was happy to do.
Just as Paul was about to finish. A certain girl came next to him, but didn't acknowledge her presence.
"Hiiii Paul." A familiar person said in a sweet and flirty voice.
Paul groans mentally at the voice.
It was Bonnie the little fuc-
"Bonnie." Paul says flatly, he showed his face to Bonnie.
Bonnie mentally winced at his face. She wanted to ask what happened. Bonnie shook it off quickly because she was in action the second he looked at her.
"How did you know? You've been spying on me?" Bonnie says trying to play hard, pointing her finger on his lower shoulder.
But he wasn't having any of that. In fact he couldn't be bothered talking to her today. Even at all.
"Goodbye Bonnie." Paul says as he closes his locker, carrying his books and starts to walk away from the brunette.
"No wait!" Bonnie says eager to get his attention.
"What is it? I've got class." Paul says.
"I was thinking... if you wanted to hang out sometime?"
Paul gave her blank expression.
"You know, go on a date. Watch a movie. Candlelight dinner. Go back to my house. Maybe get to know each other... Just the two of us." Bonnie gives off a seductive wink.
Paul stared at Bonnie with no interest at all. He knew what game she was playing at.
"Please." Bonnie gave off a cute pout and grabbed his arm.
"Does it look I was born yesterday?" Paul replies with.
"Noo. Of course not silly." Bonnie says playfully slapping his arm and giving off a laugh. Trying her best to get the teen to go out with her.
"Oh good. You know my answer then." Paul says with a grin, before giving a small wave. "Byeee!" Paul walks away.
"Wait! Paul!" Bonnie says but Paul ignores her and gets away from her. She growls after failing to get his attention.
She starts to think how to get his attention. And the first thing to get his attention was getting a better outfit. What she had on was cute, but she needed to bring out the big guns to get this guys attention.
"And then she wanted to hang out." Paul explained to his friends what had occurred before his first class.
"Tsk. That girl is definitely up to something." Monique says.
"Same old Bonnie. She'll never change. Always having a motive for something. So what did you do?"
"Just brushed her off. She's really going through this just to get my attention. She's like a fly that won't stop bothering us." Paul says.
"More like a beetle that won't stop biting us." Kim says.
"Soo... how's your face?" Josh asks.
"Bit sore to be honest. Does it really look that bad?"
"It's noticeable but it's okay." Monique says with honesty.
"Not helping Mon." Kim says.
"Sorry." Monique says sheepishly.
"No she's right. If I put myself on the line. I'm expected to get hurt at times. Or even take a few blows. You can't just expect to get out unscathed every time we go out on a mission." Paul says.
"You're right. You've had some lucky times without getting hurt." Kim says.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
'Hello Wado'
"Even myself at times." Kim says while answering her device.
"Go Wade."
"Hey Kim, I just heard some news about Tesla. You heard of them?"
"Tesla? I love Teslas! Especially their autopilot features. Such a great car... and expensive product." Paul says excited, then disappointed after mentioning they're are costly vehicles.
"I'm not too familiar with Tesla Wade." Kim admits.
"Well I just got a message from... Get this. Elon Musk! How cool is that!"
"He messaged us?! That's awesome Wade!" Paul says.
"It's no big Wade. Just another person in need for our assistance. What does he need help with?"
"Well yesterday he held a press conference about his new car models. Within less than 24 minutes. Not hours, someone stole a whole supply of Tesla batteries from one of his factories. He said they're the new ones that will be used for next year's models. Apparently a guy with a mullet stole them."
"Drakken." Kim automatically dubs. He did have a mullet.
"Would love to say Bingo, but I can't in this instance."
"Not Drakken?" Kim was surprised.
She tries to think who else had a mullet... Dementor?
"Nope. They have footage and I asked them to send it to me to investigate further."
"Hmm. Well Paul and I will get there after school. Where did they get steal exactly?"
"Tesla Warehouse in Buffalo, New York."
"Right. Paul did you hear-"
...
"Paul?" Kim was confused. The other two teens notice he wasn't at the table.
"Where did he go?" Josh says.
"The question is. When did he leave?" Monique asks.
Paul comes back dressed and in his black suit. Other teens looked at him as he rushed back in.
While running towards his friends the Seniors throw various things at him, from food, to sports balls... to cats?
He managed to dodge all of them pretty easily.
He eventually reached back to the table and speaks to Kim.
"You still here Kim?" Paul says.
"Did you go and get changed?" Kim asks.
"Yes. Now come on Kim! We're burning daylight!"
"But it's 1:07pm, we can go after school." Kim says.
"And miss out on a chance to meet Elon Musk? No chance!" Paul says as he exits the cafeteria, once again getting bombarded with objects.
Buffalo, New York
Just outside of the Tesla Gigafactory 2
Kim and Paul were almost at the Tesla factory in Buffalo. Paul was sooo excited to be going to a Tesla factory as he loved Tesla cars. Kim only found out that it was named after an inventor, Nikola Tesla during the ride over there.
"Thanks for the ride Bernice. I hope everything goes well with your art show in New York. Come on Kim!" Paul says as he quickly exited the vehicle and started running towards the main entrance of the warehouse.
"Paul. Wait! (Sighs)" Kim tried to slow him down. She farewell Bernice and thanked her. She begins to follow Paul into the warehouse.
Paul eventually made it inside the warehouse and saw massive amounts of Tesla's being produced.
"Woaahhhh! Just look at this factory. Look at all these Teslas!" Paul says to himself.
Kim managed to catch up and saw how excited he was to be at the factory. She smiled at his happiness.
She didn't know why boys were so interested in cars though.
"Look! There's the Model Y. Only white? Where's the black and blue ones!" Paul says.
"Paul I know you're ecstatic to be here and all, but we have to find Elon Musk."
"I hear my ears ringing." A South African accent can be heard.
A man dressed in a grey suit approached the two teens with a grin.
Paul looked at him and instantly knew who he was.
"Oh my god! Y-you're Elon Musk!" Paul says amazed.
"In the flesh." Elon says.
"Ha. I'm such a big fan sir. Tesla, Space X, Pay (Sneezes) Pal."
Kim was impressed he knew so much about him.
"Why thank you. You're more than welcome to test drive on of our cars afterwards."
"Thank you sir, but I'm underage. This might be the closest I see a Tesla for a long time I think." Paul says gesturing towards the Tesla vehicle next to him.
"We have a car simulator if you're underage. You must really like Teslas. Must be your dream car I'm guessing?" Elon Musk guesses.
"Second. My dream car is to buy a Bugatti. But those are illegal to drive in Australia, because they are too wide. Tesla would be second best, if I can save enough money in the future to afford one."
"I'm sure if you two can help me out today, I'm willing to give you both a discount on future purchases." Mr Musk offers. But they had a job to do.
"That would be awesome! Thanks sir." Paul says grinning.
"No problem. Now I'm guessing you two are the ones I contacted about the stolen batteries." Mr Musk says.
"That's right sir." Kim says.
"Outstanding. I'll get down to what happened. I got a call from the manager in the factory, apparently someone stole a large shipment of new Tesla batteries for next year's stock. Usually we don't manufacture ion batteries here, but we got a shipment yesterday and would you know it. They are all gone!"
"Yeah, our admin and tech guy informed us. A guy with a mullet stole them?" Paul says.
"Correct. But we couldn't find anything about him. We already sent what we know to your colleague. You're more than welcome to search the area for further clues. If you can help us out with the stolen batteries, It would be much appreciated."
"No problem Mr Musk. We need some time that's all." Kim says.
"Well good luck you too. If you need anything, contact my personal number. If you can't reach me, beep... my office of course. If I don't answer, it goes to my secretary and she'll tell me to give you a call back."
"Will do sir. Come on Paul. Let's investigate the crime scene." Kim says.
Paul walked up to Elon Musk and wanted to shake his hand. He knew he was a very busy man and there won't be another opportunity to meet him again afterwards.
"It was an honour to meet you sir." Paul extends his hand out.
"Thank you.." Elon accepts his handshake.
"Paul."
"Too easy Paul. Thank you for your services." Elon says before letting the teen go and carrying out his duties with Kim.
Both teens scout out the crime scene, where the Tesla batteries were stolen. However done it, was clean. But they had forgotten one thing in play.
Kim looked around for security cameras. She found one above in a hidden place. Wade's already got the footage, they are waiting for him to investigate the culprits who stole the batteries.
"The security cameras are in a prime position to capture the guy's face." Kim says.
"Hopefully Wade finds a name to the thief."
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
'Hello Wado'
"Speak of the devil. Wade did you find anything about mullet boy?"
"Certainly did Kim, I've just researched about our thief. His name is Eddie Lipsky, or his alias Motor Ed. He resides in New Jersey.
"So near New York. Bit of a travel. Where about in New Jersey?"
"Rumours say a Junk Yard. And there's only one in the New Jersey. But there's more. Apparently he's a brilliant mechanical engineer. Dubbed the best in the country. Even potentially the world! He's also. Rumoured. Hijacked many shipments in the past. Including high output iridium spark plugs from Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injectors which were lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan, 2 dozen Experimental cylinder Oxycoder Racing engines from China and 3 dozen of V12 engines stolen from France within the space of a month!"
"Right... Ummm. What's a Nitro?" Kim asks.
"Gee. You haven't had time to watch Fast and Furious Kim?"
"Fast and Furious?" Kim questions.
"Aww it just get's worse and worse Wade. Nitro is used to speed up a car and give it extra juice. Bit dangerous if I'm being honest. With all the combustible elements used in the cars."
"Okay. I don't see why people need to go that fast anyway. There are speed limits out there." Kim says.
"If you exclude an Autobahn."
"People like modifications Kim. They spend thousands on them. Even millions!" Paul says.
"Moving on. So he likes to steal car parts? What is he building? A robot? A killing machine car?"
"The proper term is 'Automotive components'. Some of them are expensive. Original parts are way more expensive then off the market parts. And no. He just selling them for cheaper prices."
"Some parts are difficult to get a hold of and people don't mind paying top dollar for them." Paul says.
"Why is he stealing foreign parts? Why not American parts?" Kim asks
"..."
"... Do you want me to tell her Wade?" Paul says.
"I don't know. I think she'll just get confused."
"Okay fine." Kim gives up on all the car business. "So this Eddie Lipsky guy steals parts, sells them for a cheaper price, gets big money for them."
"Initially yes."
"Okay. Wade, Ride to New Jersey please and thank you?"
"You know I'm already on it Kim." Wade says.
"Perfect. I don't know if he'll hide the batteries there. But I guess it worth a try. I mean, what criminal would be stupid enough to hide something so valuable at a Junkyard. In fact, who hides out in a Junkyard to begin with?" Kim says to Paul.
"Motor Ed! That's who! Seriously. Check out my business cards." Motor Ed hands his business card to a potential client.
"Your office is in a Junkyard and these business cards are written on behind old receipts."
"Budget cuts bro. When I get the bread rolling in. BOOM! Everyone will be coming here."
"I'm out of here. Thanks for wasting my time." The potential client throws the business card away and leaves his office. He slams the door.
"Spaz!" Motor Ed says angrily.
"Hey boss, I managed to line up a deal with those Tesla batteries, tonight." One of his top members of his crew comes into his office.
"Hahaaa! Let's do it! But we planned to steal those other batteries as well."
"Tonight?"
"T-O-N-I-T-E. Tonight!" Motor Ed says.
"But tonight is spelt G-H-T."
"It's spelt the Ed way. Nerd!"
The guy just sighs.
"You think I need a haircut dude? I feel like the mullet is a dying breed. Seriously." Motor Ed says.
"Actually boss, it's coming back as a trend."
"It is? Alright! Tops Bra! Finally the people of the world are starting to understand this hairstyle. Right down to business. We need to chop these parts and sell them ASAP Rocky. Seriously. How are the boys?"
"Just finished unpacking the batteries."
"Wooo! Gnarly! Guitar solo! (Mimics Air guitar solo)." Motor Ed jumps up on his desk doing a guitar solo.
"I don't understand why we stole them. Electric batteries suck." The guy says as Motor Ed jumps down from the desk and takes a seat.
"Does the words '1000 Mile range batteries' float your boat Liam?" He puts his legs up on his desk.
"1000 miles you say? ... I don't know." Liam says not so sure about that.
"Everyone will be willing to pay thousands for those batteries! Think about it dude. We got 100 in there. 100 times 10-15-20K a pop. We'll be sitting around $1-2 million in a few weeks!"
"You had me at 1 to 2 million."
"Let's get it boy! Alright, we need to go to Michigan tonight. These more pallets of those batteries sitting at the warehouse." Motor Ed says to his worker.
"Yes boss. I'll tell the boys." Liam says.
After an hour or so, Ed's crew was informed about the surplus of Tesla batteries in Michigan. They left the Junkyard on motorbikes, only a gate guarding the front entrance.
30 Minutes later
Paul and Kim had arrived to the junkyard after a quick helicopter ride.
The junkyard looked pretty big.
You could potentially build half a dozen high rise buildings in this block... That or a Smarty Mart. Take your pick!
"This is it. This is the only Junkyard in New Jersey." Kim says.
"Smells bad and I'm not even inside yet." Paul says.
"Let's hope Motor Ed doesn't smell even worse."
Both notice a lock on the gate, but both stared at each other and knew the protocol for this.
"Fence?" Paul said.
"You read my mind."
"I'll give you a boost." Paul offers.
Kim instead looked around and found a post box near the fence and thought she would get over by herself.
"I'm good thanks." Kim starts running. Paul just stares for a split second.
Kim goes towards the fence stops and runs towards the post box, jumping on it, before quickly jumping onto the fence and finishes off with a small front flip and lands perfectly in the yard.
She looks back at the fence awaiting for Paul to climb over it. Which shouldn't be too long now.
"Okay Paul, whenever yo-" Kim shouts over but was interrupted.
"I'm right here Kim. That was an amazing flip by the way!" Paul said.
"Wha- How did you get over so quickly?" Kim asks.
"There was a loose piece of timber in the fence and I managed to get through it. Very tight, but made it. I hope my clothes aren't dirty."
Back to Paul, he was watching Kim run towards the other side of the fence from the outside of the junkyard, before looking at the fence, he notices a small gap in between two boards. He leans in and pushes one of them and it wouldn't budge.
He pushes the other one piece of timber and it opened almost like a door would.
Surprised by this, he tucks down and tries to squeeze his way through, he eventually gets past the tight gap. And watches Kim on the fence as she performs a beautiful front flip.
Paul admired his gymnastics type skill and was amazed by this.
'Wow! Is there anything she can't do?" Paul said in his mind.
"And... I learn about this now?"
"Hey, you said 'I'm good thanks'." Paul mimics Kim.
Kim grins at his impression "Shut up." She playfully punches his arm.
Both teens ventured through the junkyard and fail to notice the blinking light inside of the junkyard which gives off a security measures for movement inside the yard.
Both look around at the filth inside the tip.
It consisted of Dirt.
Worn out tyres.
More dirt.
Recycling.
Old fridges.
Old ovens.
Car Parts.
They were getting close.
Even more dirt.
Microwaves.
Amazingly more dirt
Mattresses.
Paul was looking around and he noticed something. He gasped upon seeing it.
"What is it?" Kim said sounding worried.
Paul pointed to where he was looking at.
Thousands of copies of the E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial video game of 1982 on Atari...
"I must take one!" Paul says.
"Paul, what are you got to do with that?"
"Don't you know the story Kim?" Paul says going towards the pile.
"Tesla batteries first, than you can tell me the story after. Maybe if we finish up early, you can take one home. Okay?"
"... (Sighs) Alright. It's an interesting story though."
"I'm sure it is." Kim says.
Both continue to walk, Paul was a tad disappointed to miss an opportunity of history. But it would have to wait for now.
"I'm sorry, but I-I can't believe you can do all of that." Paul says.
"Do what?"
"The front flip back there."
"That? That was nothing." Kim said.
"I know, but you make it look so easy. I bet you would be really good at doing parkour."
"Parkour?" Kim asks.
"Parkour is an art where you move from point A to point B the quickest possible. Like go through obstacles or jump over something to get to a certain place quicker. You look like you are very good at doing it."
"I've never tried it before." Kim admits.
"You probably have done it without realising it. Ever chased anyone down and jumped through various obstacles or taken shortcuts just to take them down?" Paul says.
"As a matter of fact. Yes I have. Through New York one time."
"Nice. Then you have done parkour before." Paul says.
Kim was intrigued by the word.
'Parkour? I might need to do further research on that.'
Both had been walking for some time now.
They couldn't find any form of a liar or building of any sort in the junkyard. They reach a spit intersection and Kim decides to take the right turn, Paul follows.
"Has this guy ever heard of a house?" Paul asks.
"Let him first hear about the word 'hygiene'." Kim adds.
'BING BING BING'
Paul realised something was vibrating in his pocket.
He pulls out his phone and notices an unknown number calling him.
Now realising it could be anyone or a telemarketing scam, he picks up the call.
"Hello?"
"Oh my god. Paul, Hi! It's Bonnie."
'Really!' Paul thought as he heard that voice again!
"Bonnie why are you calling me? H-how did you even get my number!" Paul asks getting a bit frustrated.
Kim stops walking and faces Paul.
'What is she up to now?' Kim thinks.
"Never mind that. Look, I'm sorry if I was abrupt back at school. I was just wondering if you wanted to go on a date at Chez Couteaux and go to the movies and catch a flick. You down?"
"And this is not abrupt now Bonnie!"
Kim was trying to listen to the conversation. Paul was trying to let her listen as well.
"Look Paul. Please give me a chance. I Beg of you. I'm totally worth it sugar pie."
Paul cringed at the nickname.
"Piss off Bonnie, I'm busy." Paul says before ending the phone call.
"NO WA-"
'How the fuck did she get my number?' Paul thought as he pocketed his phone.
"What was Bonnie calling for? How did she get your number?" Kim asks.
"I was thinking the same thing too. She's really starting to bother me. I'm going to have to get a new number now." Paul says as the get back to walking.
'BING BING BING'
"I'm ignoring that call." Paul says exactly knowing who it was. Right now he was busy trying to find Motor Ed's secret liar alongside Kim, in what seems to be miles and miles of garbage!
"Where's the batteries!" Paul says out loud as the picture zooms out of the maze like junkyard.
"Come on pick up." Bonnie said to herself.
"You've reached the message bank of 0-4"
Bonnie sighs in annoyance. She worked very hard to get that phone number during the last hours of school.
It wasn't like the secretary saw her going through the emergency contact numbers of all the students at school.
She was thinking it was going to be harder to get his attention then she initially thought. It was confirmed when he said the word.
'Piss off.'
For sure, she thought a wink and a pout would do the trick.
Kim had a powerful weapon called the 'Puppy Dog pout." Bonnie tried to do the same, but it wouldn't work for him. She had seen Kim do it long ago with Ron and thought she would try it herself at times with boys or her mum and dad.
But this guy was good.
Bonnie got up from her chair and walked to her walk in wardrobe. She looked at all the dresses and shoes she had in there. She could get easily hundreds different combinations of clothing and still look fabulous.
"Time for Plan B." Bonnie says with a smirk.
Motor Ed and his crew were on bikes cruising down the highway.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAA!" Motor Ed said revving his motorbike.
"AH BOSS?" Another one of Ed's boys tries to talk to him over the loud noises of the bikes. He was in the sidecar on Ed's motorbike.
"NOT NOW SAM! WE GOT TO REACH MICHIGAN BEFORE SUNRISE! ONWARDDSSS! SERIOUSLY!"
"UH OKAY BOSS! BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT. WE GOT A MESSAGE THAT THERE WAS SOME MOTION INSIDE THE JUNKYARD!" Sam says holding his iPad.
"IT'S PROBABLY THE GARBAGE MAN DUDE. OR THE ROTTIES!" Ed says loudly
"THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BOSS! CHECK IT OUT!" Sam says trying to show Motor Ed.
"YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOUR IPAD AND CRASH ON THE MOTORWAY! SERIOUSLY!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!" Liam goes near Sam.
"HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Ed says.
"I'M TRYING TO SHOW ED SOMETHING!"
"WHAT'S THE TROUBLE SAM!" Liam says.
"MOTION DETECTORS PICKED UP SOMETHING!"
"IT'S PROBABLY THE DOGS!" Liam says.
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!" Motor Ed says loudly.
"SAM NEEDS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING BOSS!" Liam says to Ed.
"HUH?" Motor Ed says loudly.
"THAT'S IT! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!" Liam says to his crew gesturing to pull over on the side of the highway
All of Ed's crew stop.
"What the fuck are we stopping for guys? Seriously."
His worker Sam shows his iPad.
"Look."
Motor Ed leans in close and checks out the footage.
He sees two teens walking around the junkyard trying to find something, they looked to be in a rush.
"Grey and... I can't give a nickname to that suit guy. Black? Sounds racist."
"It's in black and white Ed!" Sam says.
"Oh... Well let's go back. They might find the Tesla Batteries. Seriously. We didn't have a good hiding spot you know."
"What about the other batteries?" Sam says.
Motor Ed was at an ultimatum. If he didn't go get the batteries by tonight up in Michigan, security will be tight for the other factories around the country. Locking down the supply of batteries to prevent them from missing. He had to risk going short back to the yard with a few of his boys, instead of one going back and ends up losing their Tesla batteries.
"You four, go to Michigan. And call Tyson about shipping them back to the yard. Also tell him, we need to store them before moving them with all this heat on us." Ed says.
"Us three will go back and get those guys." Ed says to Liam and Sam.
"Good Idea Ed. This is why you're a good business man boss." Liam says wrapping his arm around Ed.
"Huh?" Ed says trying to clear out his ears, as Liam slaps him.
"Heyyy!" Ed says annoyed.
Author Notes:
Looks like Paul isn't falling for Bonnie's charm and looks like the duo are going to except some trouble from mullet boy.
... . -.- / ...- ... .- ..- -.-. . -..- = Hey Vsacue (In Morse Code) - I feel sorry for the readers that searched for this instead of reading first and finding this in the AN. I'm actually surprised they accept this in the text. But now as I'm typing this they are all common symbols, so they should be accept after all.
- Last chapter's joke didn't go down well. The website didn't accept braille on the text, so apologies for the confusion to the readers. Hopefully I can fix it in the future.
- I can't really concept weather if Motor Ed is literature smart or just only good at Engineering. So I decided to leave him as Reckless, Smart, Annoying and a Narcist. I mean he only had 5 total appearance in the series.
- Ahh, the good old Video Game Crash of 1983... What a year. If you don't know ET. It's a film produced by Steven Spielberg in 1982. Don't need to say much because simply, spoilers! Later that same year, they created a video game for the Atari and boy... What a fail that was. They reported lost half a billion dollars on video games overall in 1983 and later that same year in September, Microsoft announced that more than 700,000 cartridges of video games were buried in New Mexico. Most of them consisted of those unsold ET video game cartridges.
- Okay I admit. I'm quite a big fan of Tesla. And yes. That factory does indeed exist in Buffalo and Michigan too.
- Now the reason why I made Paul sneeze in the word Pay (Sneezes) Pal is because... FF don't accept it. That's right. I thought WTF and decided to make Paul sneeze in-between Pay and Pal. I think that's going to be my running gag from now on. Companies you can't say and sneeze in-between the words
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. The first one for 2022 is complete!
See you in 10 days time! Until then.. Take Care!