Author Notes:
Evening... Let's commence the second part of 'Sneaky Scotsman'.
Now let's cut to the chase of something. Yes I didn't post on the 20th of April and the 30th of April, but that was late. This is 30th April Chapter. Why didn't I post on the 20th?
Because unfortunately I had succumb to COVID for the second time. I got sick over that weekend and didn't write anything for about a week and was pretty behind on this chapter in the first place. It's not a pleasant thing. Had to isolate in my room, which I didn't mind, but was annoyed by this seconding coming of COVID. But I'm better now. So sorry for the long delay. Even at one point, I lost a bit of passion in writing this piece while I was sick. But that was a short phase. Anyway that news is out. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter!
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"Duff Killigan. Born in Scotland..." Agent Du reads from his tablet.
"Over 21" Paul says.
"Over 21." Will says.
"We told you it was him. I guess we had to extract it the hard way." Paul says looking at Will.
Obviously what happened, Big Daddy Brotherson backed down and gave in.
He spilled the beans about who he sold that hyperactic acid to. Paul really wasn't in the mood for his game.
After what Bonnie said earlier, it got Paul angry. Good thing those guys he fought before got it out of his system... For now.
"It appears he's been issued a worldwide ban on golf by the International Golf Federation, except for his private properties. Says here that he owns a large castle in his homeland. He was considered to be the third best golfer in Scotland in 2001." Will says reading Duff's file.
"I've meet him before and played a game of golf. He's pretty short in person though."
"We don't usually condemn playing sports with criminals." Will says as he lowered his tablet.
"Well I actually had to beat him for a piece of land that he was going to steal back in America." Paul says recalling the time he defeated him in a controversial match.
"You beat him? This guy's like the Tiger Woods of Scotland."
"Most Scots are. But they all don't have Swedish Blonde Wives. He would have only half of that castle if he did."
"Hm. Well in that case, we must travel to Scotland immediately, question him and apprehend him at once."
"To Scotland!" Paul says, as Will puts on the altercation on his hover jet.
Meanwhile in... Scotland!
"Come on Greeny! I thought you were the best scientist. Award winning and all?" Duff says wagging his stick at the scientist.
"You know I'm in my 70s, it does take time to mix these right."
"It shouldn't be that hard." Duff declares.
"Then you must understand the basics of Rocket Science?"
"Not a single clue."
'SCOTLAND FORVER! (Bagpipes play)'
Duff answers his phone as his loud ringtone stops. "This be Duff Killigan."
"Duff. I'm giving you a heads up my friend. I had two guys here looking for you, they took out my entire security team."
"Two guys? (Covers the phone) No Kim Possible?" Duff says quietly and a bit confuse, before putting the phone back onto his ear. "Well I don't know who they are. What did they look like?"
"Two guys."
"Right... No women. Just two straight looking guys?" Duff says.
"Yep."
...
...
"Maybe they should kiss.. I-I don't know what else to stay." Duff says playing along.
Big Daddy muted his phone, "I love it when they play along" He says to himself in delight, before unmuting and getting back to the phone call.
"Yeah, they both looked like government officials. Real scary fellow the one in glasses. Not scary scary looking, good looking guy, but packs a punch. Maybe a few too many."
"Right, well thanks for the heads up BDB."
"Anytime." He hangs up. There was a large line of bodyguards getting ice packs for their wounds in the background. One of his bodyguards walks up to him.
"Did they run out of plates?" Big Daddy Botherson says to his bodyguard, which had a steak on his black eye. He gives a dull look back.
Will lands the hovercraft just outside of Duff's castle.
"That's his castle? This man got the hella lucky with his inheritance" Paul says as he jumps out of the jet. "Looks kind of small compared to the pictures."
"Everything looks bigger in photos. Now let's get that son of a bitch." Will says as he quickly enters inside the castle.
He looks around for the man in question and Professor Green to see if he's hiding somewhere. He spots a small child running around. He quickly chases him to a dining room full of people. He noticed none of them matched Duff Killigan's description.
"Alright, where is Duff Killigan?" Will asks
"Who are you?" A women asks, she was wearing a waitress outfit and was clearly agitated at Will for barging and intruding inside their castle.
"Agent Will Du, Global Justice. I have the right to be here."
Paul finally caught up and was trying to get Will's attention. "Uh Will."
"Now as I asked nicely. Where is Duff Killigan?" Will asks.
"I don't know anyone named Duff." The man says with an Irish accent.
Will's eyes lit up.
"That's not a..." Will says.
He proceeds looks at the flag on the wall which consisted the colours of Orange, White and Green.
The flag of Ireland.
"It's a function room bro. There is signs and cars parked everywhere outside." Paul states.
"Ohhhh." Will finally says.
"Oh what?" Paul says as he stares at Will's direction and notices the Irish Flag.
"Oh... Aww Fuc-"
"You couldn't get the right country Will." Paul states. The scene cuts to the hover jet. Will looked pissed as he made another mistake. He had his arms crossed over the stirring wheel.
"It gets confusing when going to Scotland and Ireland. They're both similar! (Sighs) I guess I chocked twice." Will says pissed, but disappointed in himself.
"No doubt that happened.." Paul simply says.
...
"That's it? That's all you have to say?" Will said, excepting more from the teen.
"What do you mean?"
"No remarks, insults or 'Damn you Will for wasting our time? Duff could have already left Scotland by now.' "
"And? We'll catch him. People make mistakes. Just minor setbacks. Sure, we wasted some time, but we'll get him. Plus we always stop the bad guys from winning." Paul says, Will sits up as the teen continues to speak. "The good guys always win. Except for a few Star Wars films, Se7en and The Usual Suspects." Paul says.
"Don't forget Chinatown." Will says grinning.
Paul chuckles at that. "Oh yeah.. Never seen the film, but heard about it going down like that. Good old Jack."
"You know Paul. You ain't that bad. You're a good kid." Will says in all honesty.
"Thanks Will."
"I really mean it." Will says as he continues to fly, their conversation seemed to steady the ship.
A short distance later and over the Irish sea, the two boys managed to finally reach Scotland and most importantly...
"There it is. Killigan's Castle." Will says admiring the massive castle.
"This time for real... You'd think for criminals, the police or government would just seize their assets and freeze their accounts." Paul says.
"I think about that too myself. I just don't get how they keep on doing these petty criminal activities!"
"Anyway... We should check out his castle, find Professor Green before Duff bores him with the history of golf." Paul says before stepping forward.
"Well said." Will says as he follows.
Both venture forward towards the castle.
They try and open the door and to their amazement, it was open.
"Open. How strange." Paul says.
"Maybe it's a trap or ploy to think he's inside. I reckon he's long gone." Will believes.
But they hear a creaking sound inside the big castle, as it echoes throughout the building.
"Long gone eh?" Paul says.
"Just a wild guess. Maybe's he's hiding somewhere? This looks like a job for my thermal monitor." Will says pulling out the device.
"Cool."
"Hmm... I'm detecting some movement." Will moves his device around the home.
"Hold on I got something. It appears to be small, and it's heading this way! He's on my shoe!" Will exclaims.
Will looks down at his shoe and sees a frog.
"Oh Damn this equipment!" Will says chucking a fit.
A series of movement could be heard inside the walls.
"What was that?" Paul said.
Small golf sized holes open up in the walls, as golf balls begin to shoot out. The two possibly triggered the trap while entering the castle.
"Golf balls!" Paul exclaims. As He and Will avoid the carnage of golf balls, which caused a bit of damage to Duff's residence.
Paul runs and dodges every golf ball.
'Beep-Beep, De-Deep'
"Aw now!" He answers the call. "Hey Kim."
"Hey Paul, how's the mission going."
"It's..." He stops running for a few seconds.
'TINK!'
Paul looks at the broken mirror as one of the golf balls hits it.
"Smashing... What's up?" Paul asks back.
"Just wanted to see how you are."
"You're bored. Aren't you?" Paul says as he dodges more golf balls.
"Aaaaa bit..."
"Isn't Wade entertaining you? Or is he being a bad host?" Paul says as more golf balls break several frames.
"I left Wade's a few hours ago. It's night time here."
"Oh I see. So you feeling better after what Bonnie said?"
"Actually... I wanted to talk to you about that."
One of the golf balls ricochets off the phone, getting a spooked look from the teen before talking again.
"Alright... What do you want to talk about?"
"I'm worried about your anger."
My anger? Well I do tend to get my temper going south occasionally." Paul admits.
"And I'm glad you're admitting it. But I think you need to amp it down a bit. Especially when you yell at her."
"But the girl down talked you! She deserves a spoonful for condemning your injury. You could of died!" Paul was under the table now, taking cover.
"Which I appreciate dearly, but I don't want you to get sucked in by Bonnie's antics."
"I'm not getting sucked in. I'm putting her in her place. She's just taking advantage of your injury." Paul says taking a pool shot on the pool table. He sinks in a ball before golf balls disintegrate the pool cue. "Oh I forget!" Paul says before running away from the golf balls.
"Could you at least tone it down? In general. Do it for me. Please?"
Paul thought it would be hard to do this, but had to do it for Kim.
"(Sighs) Alright Kim. I'll do it for you."
"Thanks Paul. You're the best. You know that right?"
"I do my best."
Paul opens up a door which had a steam train heading towards him. He quickly slams it shut before talking on the phone.
"Kim I'm busy rummaging through doors at Duff's castle. Can I give you a call back later?"
"Oh right. No big. Talk soon."
"Thanks." He ends the phone call ."Heh. Sounds even cuter over the phone." Paul referring to one of Kim's many catchphrases. He then realised something as he stops running.
"When the hell did I get outside?" Paul says to himself checking his surroundings. Seeing the grassy golf courses in Duff's backyard. It stretched miles long.
A door opens up as tons of golf balls exit the castle as Will Du pokes his head out of the pile of golf balls.
"I've never seen so many golf balls in my life!" Will says feeling a bit dazed, but he shakes it off. Paul inspects the site and notices some muddy tracks.
"Look. Dirt marks. He's already gone." Paul states as he helps Will up.
"Let's check the house out. There must be something that he left behind that might lead to him." Will says.
"Maybe his computer." Paul suggests, as they rush inside to find his computer.
"Damn! Password Protected." Will says.
"Never fear." Paul says as he pulls out a USB type device from his pocket. He plugs it in the PC and it works it's magic. Seconds later, he gains access to the computer.
"God bless Wade." Paul says as he pockets the device. "Let's check his emails first."
"This criminal would be smart enough to delete the evidence from his-"
"Got something! He booked two tickets to... Oh! Just as the report said... Japan. The first country he got a ban from. Will, people are lazy to delete emails or messages, that's why the cloud is getting bigger and bigger by the day. Like my phone has 256GB and I've only got 20GB left thanks to my email, messages and photos." Paul says as he takes screenshots of the flight details.
"Sloppy stuff. That means we can pass him off at the airport. Detain him and get back Professor Green"
"Then let's jet." Paul says.
'FTTTTTTTT!'
A golf ball smashes right into the old computer screen.
"Boy, his traps have caused more damage to his castle than us." Paul says.
Edinburgh Airport
Scotland
"You really think you're going to get me all the way to Japan Duff?" Professor Green says.
"Just act cool or your garden will get it." Duff replies back softly, as he holds Green closely to him.
"I can easily reverse the damage on my garden. You on the other hand will be looking between 300 hours to-"
"Shut it or I'll lock you in on of those Karaoke bars once we get to Japan. I heard the Japanese love to sing laddie."
Green nods as he faces the front. They stay in line and eventually reach the front.
"Hi Welcome. Your boarding passes please." The stewardess greets in a Scottish accent. She asks kindly to see their boarding passes. Duff hands both tickets to the lady.
"Thank you sir. Thank you sir that's strangely close to the other person. Have a great flight." The stewardess says with a smile.
Duff takes the tickets as the walk through the plane towards their seats.
"Couldn't afford a window seat?" Green says.
"It's only 40 minute flight man. Not going to waste good money to see wee bitty clouds."
"Makes sense." Professor Green says.
'DING'
"Good afternoon passengers this is your pilot speaking, Wolfgang McGrath, on behalf of Loganair we welcome you on board our short trip from Glasgow to London. But first a quick announcement. Would a Mr Duff Killigan report to the front of the plane please so I can give him an ass kicking! That's kicking with an K-I-C-K-I-N-G."
Duff's face expression dramatically changes as he hears the announcement.
Paul reveals himself as the man who put on a Scottish accent, he stares down at the man, as Duff instantly recognises him.
"You!" Duff quickly says, before scrambling out of his seat and grabbing Professor Green alongside him.
He scrambles his way through a crowd of people, tightly squeezing his way through the narrow aisle towards the back of the plane.
"Sir I need you to take your seat. WOAH!" Duff shoves the Scottish stewardess out of the way as Duff exits the plane through the exit door as the stock up the plane's snack supplies.
Paul eventually reaches the back of the plane and assists the young lady up.
"Oh thank you. You look like a cutie-"
"I'm underaged!" Paul shouts while going through the small portable cabin at the rear exit door.
Duff exits the cabin via the steps now on the airport's tarmac. He was puffed out tired.
While regaining his breathe, a mysterious arm hands out a towel from nowhere.
"Oh thank you laddie." Duff says as accepts the towel. He removes the sweat from his forehead off. He soon realised 'Why would someone give him a towel in the first place?'
Dropping the towel, he looks towards the mysterious man and it's revealed to be Agent Will Du.
"That wouldn't be Professor Professor Sylvan Green that you're dragging along?" Will shows his GJ badge.
"I'm saved!" Professor Green says.
Duff immediately evades Will, as he chases him down. While Will goes past the snack cabin, Paul comes running out and slams right into Will causing both of them to clash at each other. Both of them sore from the collision.
Both of them slowly get up, Will coming off second best.
"Damn, he's slowly getting away." Paul says.
"Let's run-" Will says as he gets stopped by the teenager.
"Hold it Will. Let's pace walk him down."
"Pace walking!? Are you crazy. Did you lose your blood oxygen in the hoverjet?"
"What? Why do you think golfers use golf carts to get to the next hole?" Paul states.
"Because it's far!"
"We'll he's certainly a big lad and I doubt he can run that far and fast." Paul explains as he begins to pace walk towards Duff.
"I'll never understand teenagers." Will says to himself as he joins along Paul.
As the two guys pace walk towards Duff and Professor Green. They appeared to catch up to them quite easily as the gap closes down.
"You'll never take me alive!" Duff says.
"So we can kill you?" Paul says briskly walking.
"No! That's not what I meant!"
"Then don't say stuff you'll regret!" Paul says.
Duff reaches the boundary fence of the runway and tries to climb over it, but his body weight couldn't even get half a yard off the ground. He also had to carry Green over the fence too and was failing miserably. Both guys managed to easily catch up to him, as Paul gives off a scoff and a grin as he waits with his arms folded for Duff to jump back down. After another couple of seconds passed, he accepts that he can't jump over the fence. He was cornered. He knew he couldn't escape this.
"It's all over Duff. Let go of the professor." Will says.
"No! I need him to mix the final solution for me formula." Duff says covering the professor behind his short frame.
"Sayyy. Didn't we tell you to hand over all that formula to the cops?" Paul mentions. He recalls the time back in America with that block of land he tired to steal.
"I did hand it over to the cops."
"Gooood. I'm waiting for a but." Paul says.
"But..." Duff says.
"There it is."
"I kidnapped old Greeny here to help me create a third version of that formula."
"This man doesn't learn does he now?" Paul says to Will.
"With this third formula I'm going to-"
"Go to Japan and get revenge because they were the first country to issue you a ban. They said they were hesitant but they had to do what they had to do. They were very polite about it." Paul interrupts.
"Argh! He knows more than he should know." Duff says.
"It was in the report!" Paul says.
"Teens are so rude these days, with interrupting conversations. No respect at all." Will says.
"Tell me about it." Duff says.
"Uh.. We're on the same team Will. If you noticed." Paul says.
"So what? I can state the facts." Will says.
"Oh. My. God. For once in your miserable life can you just agree with me? We got this short guy trying to make a dose of this instant grass and you degrade me for being a stereotypically teen." Paul brings Will close to his side, ensuring Duff couldn't hear them.
"Words hurt you know." Duff says getting upset at being called short. He could hear them.
"I'm going to give you a coping later on after we arrest this prick." Paul says.
"I'm standing right here you know?" Duff says.
"Hang on! And another thing, why have you got to rub your two nickels together at every given point! I'm a human too!" Paul was speaking in a louder tone.
"Me! I think you're an amateur. Kim is an amateur. And your other colleague is an amateur! I've spent 20000 hours going through tertiary education to prepare myself, mentally, physically and simulation runs for field operations!" Will says.
"Uh Lads?"
"Ooo lad de da! We're good at doing what's best too! I've funded our colleague Wade to invent gadgets, upgrade his hardware and put money in the kitty for emergency rides when we don't have them. Because their my friends and we're a team!"
"Oh, the 12 year old sensation who finished high school and college already."
"He's 9! And he did a better job than your boys from GJ." Paul says getting more angry.
"Oh big whoop!" Will says back
"LADS!" Duff exclaims, hoping to stop them fighting.
"Why don't you shut the fuck up!" Both said.
Duff Killigan needless to say, was shocked, he puts both hands in air to tell them to chill.
"O-O-Okay lads, just take it easy now. Remember the situation here with Greeney here. Remember that?" Duff gesturing to Green.
"Take it easy! Do you have any clue what it's like to be thrown around like a ragdoll from this moron?" Paul points at Duff.
"Uhh...Nope." Duff says not sure how to answer that.
"I'm sorry, but do I get a word in this?" Professor Green asks.
"Moron? Ha! Your vocabulary is so bounded."
"At least it gets the fucking job done! English was never my strong thing bruv." Paul says using some British slang
"Maybe your British ancestors should have taught you, instead of being convicts!" Will spits back, which made Paul angry.
"You wanna do this right now!" Paul says unbuttoning his top button from his shirt. He prepares his battle stance.
"Very well." Will review his jacket and prepares his fight stance, "Defending my pride is way more important than arresting this nimrod." Will says talking about Duff Killigan.
"(Stammers) Now that's just below the belt man." Duff says feeling hurt.
"On three!" Will exclaims.
"1" Paul says.
"2" Will says.
...
..
.
"3!"
Both boys exclaim as they face Duff. The Scottish male was shocked as he gets tackled to ground by both boys. Eventually Paul secured the package. Aka Professor Green, while Will detains Duff.
"Professor Green! You alright sir?" Paul asks the man as he clears him away from the golfer.
"I-I a bit confused. Weren't you two suppose to fight?" Professor Green says.
"Come on, you really believed that? If that was real. Where's my Oscar?" Paul says.
Meanwhile Will was placing hands cuffs on Duff as he drags him to the fence wiring.
"What the fook!" Duff says as he gets handcuffed by Will on the fence.
"Looks like our distraction plan. Eh Will?" Paul says to Will
"You said it Paul." Will says giving him a fist bump.
"(Gasps) Oooot! I just.. (Stammers Grumpily with some unintelligible words)."
"Speaka da English Andy Grey." Paul says with now an Italian accent.
"That was an act?" Duff says.
"Yep. And it was executed properly." Will says.
Duff tries to escape the cuffs, but gives up after a couple of seconds.
"Can I at least get my golf clubs from the plane." Duff pleads desperately.
"Nope. But I can read your rights." Paul says as he has cue card in his hand. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything-"
"That's for the US." Will says.
"Oh right." Paul grabs a small book this time and flicks a few pages. "Ah... Found the Ire- (Shakes Head) Scotland version. 'You are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say will be noted and may be used in evidence.'"
"I..That be the one lad." Duff says.
After Duff was taken away in the paddy wagon, Will and Paul safely secured Professor Sylvan Green inside Will's Hoverjet and were about to leave Scotland. But before they left, Will had something to say to the teen.
"Mr Kanellopoulos... If that's the correct pronunciation. (Clears Throat) I owe you... an apology." Will says.
"For what?"
"For acting like a dick. I mean, you two.. (Clears throat) you and your other 2 colleagues. Kim and Wade, we're important members for helping us on this mission. Thanks to you. Professor Green is safe and sound."
"Gee Agent Du. That's a very nice thing to say, it takes courage to admit that."
"It sure does... But it hurts. Hurts very much."
"Well with that sorted, you think you see yourself get along with us on future missions?" Paul asks, hoping Will says yes.
"Hmmm... Perhaps."
"That's a 50/50 call." Paul says.
"I guess so. We'll just have to wait it out." Will states.
"Great. Say now that were friends now." Paul puts his arm around his shoulder
"I consider you a well wisher." Will says.
"Right...Well wisher. So do you think you can tell me the most dangerous mission you've been on?"
"...You really want to know about my most dangerous mission ever?" Will says.
"Yeah, I mean the case if closed, so we have a few hours to kill. That's if your comfortable to talk about it." Paul says.
"... Alright if you insist. It was 2012. The year was coming to and end. December had arrived." Will explains.
Middleton High School
The Next Day
Kim was at her locker gather her books, she gotten used to juggling her books and using her crutches. She closed her locker door and a familiar face was watching her.
"Hiya Kim." Paul says leaning against the lockers.
"(Gasps) You're back!" Kim says as she comes and hugs the teen, almost dropping her books in the process.
"Yep. After a few minor hiccups and a country mix up, we finally got Duff in the end." Paul says.
"Spankin! Uhh you mind hold-"
"Of course." Paul says her books.
"So how was Grumpy Old Du?"
"He was good actually, I think he's going to have a bit more respect for us now."
"I doubt that. Bonnie has a better chance of being a better person before that happens."
Paul mentally chuckled. Will will warm up to them. But that whole Bonnie Sit...uation will be an ongoing thing for now. But he decides to avoid that.
"So did you sell any cookies?"
"Not many. Bonnie's probably sold everything."
Andddddd she mentioned her name.
"Don't worry about her. She's just bluffing. You'll be out of that moonboot in no time. Then you can show her." Paul says.
"I hope you're right." Kim says. It was a bit of a down week for her. Still using her crutches and all. Missing out on a mission due to injury. But she was lucky, after her slice with death late last year. But at least another criminal is put away... For now.
Author Notes:
Another Chapter done and dusted. Will seems like he's starting to warm up around Paul.
- I don't know if you know about the end of the world deal in 2012, but that was the joke I was getting at with Will Du's dangerous mission.
Well guys. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Once again, apologies for the long delay and it's a bit shorter than I anticipated originally. But it's up now. So I guess I'll see in about.. 5 days time I guess. Until then.. Take Care!