Author Notes:
Okay folks... Let's get this bread. This is a edited version of the real life episode 'Downhill'. Most of us know what went down in that episode, so we all know who is going to debut here. It rhymes with Sammy... You'll get there.
Once again another delayed chapter... (-_-)
Now if you are a regular on this story and my bio, you'll noticed I haven't been posting as much in the last month... Well work has taken over my spare time as we're creating a new structure to our business, has taken me off from writing and a bit of other activities during my spare time. So it has chipped into my writing time. Also in all honesty I've been a bit blank with ideas on these certain chapters. I think they call it a writers block.
I know how I want to end this story and series, but it's going through a bit of a slow patch trying to get there. So I've implemented a new schedule for posting chapters. So instead of the 10th, 20th and 30th of each month. It will unfortunately be 15th and 30th of every month... Until further notice. I just can't keep up with the schedule anymore. But there will still be surprise chapters once in a while, if I manage to get ahead in writing.
The original goal was to finish this story by the end of 2022, but that was already impossible in the first place, this delay made it a whole lot harder. At the moment, it looks like it will wrap up around May - June 2023 according to my recent forecasting and based on the current schedule.
Now I can't guarantee if this will be temporarily or not. So we have to take it month by month. Heck! Maybe next month might be 3 times a month again! I want to get back on top of that previous schedule again though. But it's sooo hard!
Anyways, apologies for this major blow. I hope you guys understand where I'm getting at. Anyway enjoy this chapter! So leave a thumbs up and subscribe... Wait! Wrong Platf-
Reviews Q,R & A:
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R: FUCK! I got mixed up reading bout Paul and Paul. but who's pauly. are there 3 of them shit... amzaing story tho
A: Ah yes! Chapter 27. At first, I was confused about what you mean by that, until I realised what was going on. Let's take a quick flashback...
Chapter 27 Passage.
"Gee that's brutal." Paul said. "Well good to meet you Paul. Thank you."
"Have a good day, Paul."
"Alright thank you Paul."
"Alright Paul."
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"Thank you Paul."
"Alright Paul."
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"Okay Pauly"
"Alright."
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"You forget Paul."
"Paul."
"Thank you Paul." Paul says as he walks off as he pats the other Paul on the back. That was a funny interaction.
And Freeze... (Bang!)
So basically Paul (The Main OC) interacts with another student at school, which is also named Paul, as Barkin couldn't pronounce the Main Paul's surname over the intercom and didn't want to confuse with the other Paul. They both happen to meet each other and after they say bye to each other, they keep on saying bye as Paul wanted to have the last word in the conversation, even going far as calling the other Paul, 'Pauly'. Bit confusing this paragraph, but funny interaction between them. Most likely a one off or maybe a multiple occurrence later down the track. There wasn't three Paul's in this meet up. only two Pauls talking to each other.
I got the idea from a show in Australia called 'The Footy Show' where a person (Sam Newman - No relation to Paul Newman) interviews random people on the street in a segment called 'Street Talk' In one segment the guy interviewing thanks the man who took his time to chat with him, they say it back a few times. I think the main guy wanted to have the last word, eventually he called him Billy, instead of Bill clearly trying to get the last word in the conversation. Then when Bill forget to say his name, the guy interviewing says 'You forget Sam' and says his name, before once again thanking him again. You have to watch it to understand, but it was a bit funny when I watched it at the time. Also now I think about it, it also reminds of the scene where Detective Terry from 'The Other Guys' film says bye to his partners wife, Sheila. 'Bye Shelia.' He kept on saying it, like he completely fell in love with the women and doesn't even say bye to Detective Allan. You know... Gator... Bitch... Haha
So there's my explanation. I did my best explaining that scene and the origin of my joke. Thanks so much for your kind words that you love the story! Keep on reading Mikey-zone!
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Today was the day for the annual Freshman snow trip at Mount Middleton. A traditional that's occurred at Middle High School... for 7 years running.
Not too long, but 7 years is pretty solid!
Bonnie was at her house. She was getting dressed in her most warmest and comfortable winter clothing. Her last few weeks have been up and down. With Kim out of the team until she recovers from her ankle injury, she has a chance to capitalise and become Middleton High's permanent cheerleading captain.
She has sold heaps of cookies in the past week. Right now, Bonnie was winning, but instead she was feeling something in her stomach. Deep down something was bothering her.
She stopped getting changed, only needing to zip her puffer jacket up. She was staring at herself in the mirror. Thinking about these past few weeks. Zoning out as she looks at the mirror. Staring deep into her eyes...
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'KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK'
Snapping out of her trance, startled by the loud knocking on her door, she stops looking at herself in mirror and zips the rest of her jacket up.
"Come in!" Bonnie says loud enough to ensure whoever was knocking heard her.
The door opens up. which is revealed to be no other than... Connie and Lonnie.
Bonnie recongises who entered her room immediately. "What do you two want?" Bonnie asks clearly unimpressed by this rude awakening. She thought it might have been her mum.
"What? You're not happy to see your lovely twin sisters." Connie says. Both sisters were wearing pretty luxury winter clothing. Almost similar to Bonnie's.
"You mean. Way older twin sisters?" Bonnie adds.
"Wow, how original can you get?" Lonnie says.
"Is it a possibility that you both need each other to function properly throughout the day?" Bonnie fires back.
"Now that's not very nice thing to say younger sister." Connie says pinching her sisters check.
"Better than half the crap you two say." Bonnie pushes Connie's hand away from her face.
"Touché." Connie says folding her arms. She appeared to be looking around her sister's room. Her eyes meet something on her desk as she walks over towards there.
"Whatcha got here." She picks up a piece of paper.
"How about mind your own business!" Bonnie snatches the paper off her sister.
"An English project huh?... Too Easy. I did mine on Sephora years ago."
"Maybe you had the chance to do worldwide. The selections were only companies established in America." Bonnie says.
"Ooo... Es- Es-... Tab...Li. Established. Big word there Bonnie." Lonnie says, getting enough oxygen to her brain in time.
Bonnie just glares at her sister.
"So Bonnie. Still struggling to make captain of the cheerleading team?" Connie says. She was quite aware about Bonnie's cheerleading predicament. Seeing her with boxes of cookies inside and out of the household in the past week.
"It's not that easy Connie. I'm sure you two had to work your way up the chain. Besides I'm co-captain." Bonnie says.
"Oh no no no... We got the captaincy straight away. Captain has a better ring that Co-Cap-" Lonnie says.
"Okay okay... You got the captaincy quicker than I ever will, I get that! So back to what I said, what do you two want from me? Are you here to annoy me?" Bonnie says getting more agitated by every second her twin sisters are in her presence.
"Mum said, she's ready to take you to school when you come downstairs." Connie says.
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"Is that it? That's why you knocked on my door!? To tell me mum is ready to drop me off to school? I could have figured that out on my own a few minutes ago!" Bonnie says.
"Yeah we know. We just heard today's the annual Freshman snow trip. Big day for you little sis." Connie says.
"Uh huh... Yep. So is there anything else you want to rub your nose in?" Bonnie says trying to keep a lid on herself, after her sister's sticking their noses into her business.
"Well now that you mention it, that puffer jacket you have on looks like you put on a few extra pounds." Connie says.
Both girls laugh at her, as Bonnie just turned purple from the comment, clearly embarrassed, she looks down at her purple jacket. It did look puffy on her.
"Yeah. Pounds, in other countries they call it kilometres." Lonnie says.
...
And Lonnie just said something stupid.
"Uh Lonnie, why don't I stick with the zingers." Connie says to her dim witted, but beautiful twin sister.
"Gotcha sis." Lonnie gave an okay hand sign to her.
"Haven't I heard enough from you two?" Bonnie says.
"For today?... Nope. It's never enough. Maybe if you hang around with us long enough. Our beauty and brains will rub off on you." Lonnie says. Both twin sisters laugh at Lonnie's comment.
"Now that was a good one Lonnie." Connie says.
"Why thank you sis." Lonnie replies, as both girls exit her sisters room.
Bonnie slumped her shoulders in defeat. She wasn't in a good mood after her sisters went to her room.
They just ruined her day. She didn't even feel like going on this trip to the snow today. But she had to, people would just ask her a thousand questions why she didn't go to the snow trip. Not even bothering to answer all of them. But she just had to suck it up for today. She grabs her scarf and heads out of her room closing the door, as something falls behind her self.
"So tell me. There's actual snow?" Paul asks, who was at school, awaiting to board the school bus.
"Yep." Kim answers. She was standing next to him.
"Like from the sky?"
"Yep."
"Not like from a machine where it's man made kind of snow?" Paul asks. Middleton had a cold winter, but didn't have snow falling. Snow was on the floor in the early hours of the day, but nothing from the sky. It wasn't cold enough. Other places the two teens travelled to, had snow, like when they went to Buffalo to stop Drakken. But Paul didn't have time to enjoy any of it, as survival was the game that night. Now it was his opportunity, going on a school snow trip, to experience enjoying the snow.
"Geez it's really that bad back in Australia? Too hot and kangaroos jumping around" Kim says.
"Everyone portrays Australia different in the Western world. Snakes; Yep they're there. Kangaroos; I usually get some around my house. Spiders; Yes but only in the bush or tropical climates you see the big mammas. Upside down? You gotta be kidding me. Who takes a piss upside down anyway?... Even some people think we don't even exist... I mean I'm right here. I exist" Paul says, earning a small chuckle from Kim.
"Let's keep it moving, people! The snow isn't going to last all day." Barkin says.
"Well theoretically, the later the day, the colder it is meaning the snow will be around for hours on end." Paul says to the ever so busy Mr. Barkin
"Oooh a smart alec we have here." Barkin says not happy.
"All I'm just saying is that the sun is still out there and it's rays will melt the snow, if it centralises in the same position. Now on a mountain... Ho ho... No shadows or buildings blocking the mountain. Constant rays from sunrise to sunset, but the wind on the mountain keeps the snow at bay. The only thing stopping the snow from melting is the clouds." Paul explains.
Barkin just stares at him. "...Why is it every time I talk, you always have something to say back.."
"Come on sir... The students agree with me? Right boys and girls?" Paul says.
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(Cricket Sound Effects)
"Gee... Tough crowd." Paul says getting no back up from everyone. He thinks that everyone is afraid of Barkin, because he's big and a loud man. Everyone except maybe for Paul. Maybe...
"You seem to always something, don't you?" Kim says quietly, elbowing him.
"Well where were you when everyone was quiet a few seconds ago?" Paul says to Kim.
"Does it look like I wanna get detention from Mr Barkin?"
"Detention for talking about the truth! That's a laugh." Paul says a bit surprised. Why would he give anyone detention for talking about simple facts?
"Don't you remember? Cheerleaders don't get detention." Kim states.
"We'll see about that." Paul says.
Kim mentioned a couple of times already that cheerleaders never get detention. But Paul always calls out that everyone gets detention for not following school orders or rules. He's had his share of detentions previously.
"So looks like Alan Platt is this year's unlucky guy." Kim says interrupting Paul's thoughts.
"I actually didn't know his name... Unlucky how though?" Paul asks.
"His parents are the chaperones." Kim says.
...
"So? He gets to leave first once he comes back to school. That's awesome. What's the problem with that?" Paul says.
"Hello? Humiliation Nation." Kim says.
"Ha! That's a good one. But it's not all that bad. My mum went on a few school excursions during my younger years. But once I turned double digits she stopped coming. She's busy working, so she wouldn't have the time to come. She sometimes went on my younger sisters school trips. She always loved to go to that Greek monastery in Geelong." Paul says.
"Well that seems nice of her. But don't you get embarrassed by that?" Kim asks.
"Not.. really per say. I got to leave school early sometimes. That's one plus." Paul says in all honesty. He wasn't embarrassed by his parents. Kim on the other hand, would cower in fear if her parents said a single word to her fellow school peers. Afraid of exposing her.
As for the other teen, he couldn't give a stuff about what his parents say to his friends or school peers. He was easy going at times.
"Still... Better him than me I guess." Kim says.
Kim and Paul looking around like they are waiting for sometime to happen. Paul was confused by this.
"What the heck are we looking at?" Paul says.
"It's Bonnie." Kim gestures, as Paul faces the direction of the brunette teen.
She looked pretty upset and unenthusiastic by this trip. Usually having a cherry smile on her face, awaiting her next move and insult to come out of her mouth. Like a queen bee would do, but her energy was very different today.
It was replaced with a small frown and raggedy eyes, almost to a point where students would talk amongst each other and would say she looks like she's about to cry. Her makeup was on point, but it wasn't the main feature on her face. Today she look more deflated than every other day.
"You know. I do feel sorry for her." Kim says.
"I don't." Paul flat out says.
"She isn't all that bad at times, but she looks down today." Kim says, showing some sympathy to her school rival.
"And she crossed those limits last week. I don't feel sorry for her one bit." Paul states his point. He had seen enough of her to know that's she is not a nice person in general. She always has motives and tries to get her way.
"Geez your a cold person." Kim says.
"I'm glad you noticed I'm cold. It's freaking 1 degree! I wish I wore another shirt underneath." Paul says.
"I mean your persona towards Bonnie." Kim clarifies.
"Bonnie... Is the type of person that I dislike strongly. High-strung rich girl who thinks everything will fall into her lap and gets her way every time." Paul says clearly what he thinks of Bonnie.
"I see we have the same dislikes about certain people. But we can't grudge against her until the end of time."
"And if she hurts you more? She doesn't get a pass from me that easily. Plus she's sold hundred boxes of cookies. Why isn't she happy? She's far ahead of anyone in this two horse race, not like the girls would choose her, over you."
"Thanks Paul. But the fact she isn't happy that she's selling more cookies that I am... That I don't know." Kim says to her friend, as the line starts moving, Kim hops with both of her crutches. Yep she's still using those damn things!
Once everyone boarded the bus, Barkin drove all the Freshman students towards the mountains of Colorado.
Mount Middleton
While Mr and Mrs Platt sat at the front end of the bus. They were internally wishing they didn't volunteer for this trip, but they had to bite the bullet at least a couple more hours until they return to the school grounds.
"I can't believe this. It was suppose to be the Possibles turn chaperoning this field trip. Not us." Mr Platt says, as a pudding cup hit his head, thankfully it was concealed in its packaging, but it was dented.
"Who threw that?" He says angrily.
"Now honey, the Possibles are a busy bunch. At least we get to keep an eye out on our Alan." Mrs Platt says to her husband.
Just a few seats behind them, was their son Alan Platt staring at his parents heads.
'Don't turn around! Don't turn around! Don't turn around!' Alan pleads repeatedly in his head, praying they don't turn towards him.
Just then, both of his parents simultaneously turn around with their heads poking out showing their full face towards their son.
'Fudgesicle!' Alan says internally embarrassed.
At the back end of the bus. Kim and Paul sat next to each other, while Monique and Josh sat behind them. Both teens were minding their own business, with Kim looking down the bus as Paul was staring out the window, as the bus passes by series of trees.
Monique pops her head up from behind.
"So you guys got your phone cameras ready?" Monique says.
"For what?" Paul asks.
The girl looks around before leaning towards her friends "The snow beast." Monique says quietly, Kim just sighs upon hearing this.
"Oh come one Mon. There's no such thing as the snow beast. Tell her Paul." Kim says.
"Actually Kim, I gotta go with Monique on this one. Everything I hear or see in Middleton seems 85% the time believable nowadays."
"Seriously? When I first met you, most of the things you had to see to believe." Kim mentions.
"That was the beginning, this is the present." Paul says.
"I even heard that the 'Wonder' newspaper company is offering 25,000 dollars for a clear photo of the beast!" Monique points out on her phone.
"25K is good money for a unedited photo of snowy bigfoot. You can invest in NFTs." Paul says bringing up investments of crypto.
"Again with the NFTs." Josh says.
"You don't really believe all that hooey, do you Paul?" Kim asks.
"We didn't believe in that walking fish back at Camp Wannaweep now, did we Kim?"
"Yeah, b-but that was a one off-"
"That human monkey guy that tried to kill us in England. He had freaking monkey limbs!" Paul mentions.
"That was freaky.. Yeah I guess you're right. But we run into a lot of weird-"
"Or that time when that guy had normal knifes as a hand and he kept on singing poorly."
LAME FLASHBACK
"I came here all by myself." The villain sings wearing a white suit and paper straw hat, looking like a gangster. He has a women held captive as Paul and Kim look from a distance.
"Stop Singing!" Paul says annoyed hearing him sing throughout the last few hours.
"by myself, by myself, I came here all by myself." He kept on singing weirdly.
"You're officially soo annoying." Kim says.
"It won't matter little girl... That's if Catchphrase Jones gets here."
"Who?" Both teens say confused.
"Uh... You heard nothing! Argh! You're never going to catch me!" He retreats cowardly with a screechy voice. He even left the women he held captive behind.
"Hm. This guys the worst villain ever." Paul says.
"That guy was so afraid of us, when he was about to attack us, he spun out of the way to the closest exit." Paul recalls.
"... Yeah that too-"
"Or that dinosaur that Dementor created in Europe." Paul mentions.
"You guys saw a dinosaur?" Josh pokes his head up.
"For a few minutes before it restored to it's natural habitat of tar. W-what about the time when we saw that guy pulled a pencil out of his-" Paul says.
"Okay okay fair point! And that last guy was a magician." Kim interrupts him as he made his point.
"(Short Cackle) I know. I was just trying to prove a point." Paul lounges on his seat in victory.
After less than an hour on the road, they finally arrived to the mountain lodge on top of Mount Middleton. All the students disembarked from the bus, as Barkin was instructioning them what they need to do next.
"Alright people we're here, gather all your belongings, underwear and any lose bolts that might have been misplaced during the duration of the ride and throw them in this bucket." Once everyone was off the bus and a few individuals throw some lose bolts and screws inside the bucket, Barkin gave out his next order.
"Okay everyone to the lodge where the instructor will go through the safety tutorial." Every students except for a few went inside the lodge, as Barkin stayed back and faced a few very familiar faces.
"Alright. Which one of you will help me get that photo of the snow beast." Barkin asks the 4 teens.
"Not you too Mr Barkin." Kim says.
"What? An extra 25 Gs would be dandy in my bank accountant. (Whispers) Wanna help? I'll cut you in for 10%" Barkin says to Kim, covering his mouth to ensure Paul doesn't hear.
"In my state sir? I'll pass." Kim says referring to her crutches.
"How much you wanna cut me in Barkin?" Paul joins in the conversation.
"Let's say...2 Perce-"
"Nope nope nope. Nada. Zilch. I'm finding that beast with Josh." Paul says backing away from Barkin.
"Thanks. But why me?" Josh says.
"Kim's injury will slow us down. Barkin's going to explain every single tree that has grown on the mountain here and Monique will just be on Instagram the whole time."
"Thanks Paul. You're a real class act." Kim says with a glum tone.
"Hey! I haven't used Instagram for 5 minutes now." Monique says offended, while holding her phone in her hand.
"Alright then. It appears that this has escalated to a two horse race competition, seeing that no one else believes that this snow beast exits, now let's go inside the lodge... Where it's nice and warm... Where the snow beast can't get inside." Barkin says to the group.
The teens knew that he wanted to get a head start on finding this potentially make believe creature.
A few minutes later, at Mount Middleton lodge. The students were inside as the instructor was going through the safety rules and protocols for the mountain, before they can head back out to participate in a series of activities in the snow. The instructor was going through a little talk.. That's when he decided to put the short... safety video on.
"Welcome to Mountain Middleton. Well hey there Michael."
"Hey there Michael." The instructor says to the video.
(Students groan)
Paul, Josh and Kim, were all next to each other bored from hearing this guy talk nonstop, followed by his safety video.
Paul was sitting against the window still. He directs his attention out the window.
"How long you think until we can go back outside." Paul asks the two teens.
"I reckon in 10 minutes time." Josh guesses.
"I hope so. Can't wait to go in the snow. Say... I noticed something. Where's Monique and Mr Barkin? I can't seem to see them anywhere." Paul says.
"Mon said she needed to use the bathroom. Barkin said he needed to chuck some wood. Whatever that means." Kim says. Paul immediately knew that was an excuse to go outside a find that snow beast creature.
"Yeah.. I wasn't born yesterday Kim." Paul says getting up from the window still.
"Where are you going?" Kim asks.
"Josh and I are going to scout the mountain for that snow beast. Barkin's clearly got a head start. Let's go Josh. If we go missing, donate Josh's body to science when you find him." Paul says.
"Wait what?" Josh says confused.
"Come on man, I'm joking... Don't cremate his body."
Josh gives a glare at the teen, but it was more of a 'really?' kind of look. But Paul was clearly joking about it.
"But what about the instructor?"
"I think he's too busy idling himself" Paul says.
"Yeah you're right about that. Good luck." Kim says, as both teens leave without being questioned.
...
"Huh? This feels way too familiar for me." Kim said to herself. She just had experience some Deja-Vu.
Outside on the snowy mountain, Paul admires the snow falling from the sky. It was a pleasant and peaceful sight. He couldn't wait to use some skis and snowboards. Glide down the mountain.
But they had a mission... Find that snowy beast and get that prize money. It really didn't matter to him, due to the very very massive amount he received late last year from the mineral. He thought it would be a good adventure. If this creature even existed in the first place, but it was a good opportunity to speak to Josh alone, it had been some time since they had hanged around just themselves.
"So how things been with Monique?" Paul asks breaking the silence.
"Things have been pretty good, I just keep getting stick about my hair." Josh admits.
"Your hair? What's wrong with it?"
"Well... This isn't my real hair colour."
"Really?" Paul says in disbelief.
"Yeah. You know I'm a natural brunette." Josh says, thinking Paul knew.
"Not a blonde?" Paul says still astounded he just found out that all this time, he wasn't a blonde head.
"Yeah. I thought you knew?"
"Well. When you cut the sides, I feel like the short hair is blonde. I really can't tell."
"Your colour blindness couldn't tell?" Josh says.
"Not really man... So what's the issue? She prefers your natural hair?"
"Yeah. Mon really wanted to see my natural hair. So I showed her photos of my hair before I had the blonde hair dyed done in Middle School." Josh reveals. He dyed his hair during the final year of Middle School and has decided to keep it as a fashion trend. But since him and Monique have been together, he's been debating whether to change that trend very soon.
"Well I think your natural hair colour would suit you." Paul says.
"Thanks man. So how you going with Kim?" Josh asks.
"Fine." Paul answers quickly.
"Just fine?"
"I'm guessing you wish it was more than fine?" Paul says back.
"..Maybe."
"Look... You know I like Kim, but if she doesn't feel the same way. What's the point of being in a relationship? It will be just awkward from here on out."
"Haven't you heard the phrase. You only live once?" Josh explains.
"Well of course I've heard that phrase before."
"Well then go with the flow, take your chance man. She's not going to be single forever you know." Josh says.
"I heard her dad's pretty strict about dating." Paul says. He too is the same way with his sisters, but they were wayyy to young to date anybody yet.
"Well... It was nice knowing pal. Goodbye." Josh says putting his hand out for a handshake, joking about dealing with Kim's dad if he does crack past that phase.
"Haha. Very funny Josh. I almost ruptured my stomach laughing at that." Paul says sarcastically.
"(Rustling sounds)... Wait a minute! You hear something?" Josh asks as he lowered his voice.
"That was us man." Paul says.
"No no. Shh. Just Listen!"
...
"Our impending death? That's not for another 80 years if were lucky." Paul says.
"Shh Shhh! Just shush..." Josh looks over in the distance and he sees something rustling in between the trees. "The Snow beast!" Josh says quietly.
Paul was shocked by this, as he quietly pulls out his phone and his camera was rolling, he faced it towards them first.
"This is PK here with big man Joshua, we are here at Mt Middleton, on the lurk for the snow beast. I'll explain what that means in a moment." Paul says to the camera, as he faces it back to the front end of the camera.
Both boys crept slowly in the snow. Keeping their eyes on the nearby trees.
"Over there!" Paul whispered.
Both boys approached towards the tree and get ready to film the snow beast on camera.
"This is going to be gre-"
'FLASH FLASH FLASH'
Both boys were blinded by a strong bright light, Josh couldn't see a thing as he winced in pain. As well as Paul too. Both were covering their eyes.
"I'm blind-d-d-d-ded." Paul says in pain as he sees a white light. Rubbing his eyes to clear up his vision. Once he recovers he sees the...The... Not the Snow beast.
"Oh brother. It's you two." A voice can be heard.
It was Barkin and-
"Great. It's 2 Percenter Barkin and.. Monique? You're helping him? Why aren't you helping us?" Paul says.
"Mon are you seriously helping Barkin out?" Josh says surprised that his girlfriend isn't siding with them.
"On my phone on Instagram? Boy I come to play. Even though I'm freezing my butt off out here. Barkin cut me a deal of 20%"
"20%... And he offered me 2% Definitely a campaign against me." Paul says disappointed he got jibbed by his substitute teacher.
"I heard you got lucky with Crypto." Steve says.
"They do sometimes, but you have to do extensive research." Paul says.
He had a point. Some people know what they do in the crypto market, sometimes its just pure luck. Buying the right coin and the right time can make money.
"Now that's settled... Since we're all here now. Why don't we team up and get that photo of that beast?" Paul suggests.
"Not a chance Kan- Kan- Cantal... Just Paul. I've tired... Effort after effort to pronounce your name. I swear I've been trying to get it right. But working together, involves a certain price... I say a round figure of. Oh I don't know... 70% would do the trick."
"... 70% huh?" Paul says not amused still getting ripped by him.
"That's right."
"Why don't I give you 10K in cash?" Paul says in all seriousness.
"Don't be ridiculous Paul. It's the principle I'm after." Mr Barkin says.
"The principal is back at school. I can write you a cheque right now." Paul says.
"You have cheques?!" Barkin says.
"Damn right I do. Got a cheque book with funny animations on it. Check it out." Paul says showing his cheque book, in the background it had a stick figure man. He flips through the pages and eventually shows the man doing a backflip on the flag pole and landing on bottom of the pole, his head in pain, he does this flip in a loop.
"Pretty cool stuff. You should check the other side." Paul was about to reveal before a loud-
"Sold! You got a deal." Barkin says.
"Sir! The photo." Monique budges him.
"Huh? Oh-No! Your funny cheques can't buy me!" Barkin says snapping out of his temptation.
"Well I tried. Plus I don't really need this prize money. I'm willing to just help you guys out." Paul says.
"You serious?" Barkin says.
"Well I prefer to enjoy the snow than do that, but yeah for sure. You need the money more than I do sir. In fact all you guys need it more than me." Paul says. He knew that Barkin worked two jobs so he can afford his expenses and feed his...His... Dog? Cat? Family? Come to think of it. Paul didn't know if he had a family or not. It surely didn't seem like it. Barkin went up to him with a grin. A rare and pleasant sight, he went up to him and wrapped his arm around the teen.
"You know cadet, you're alright." Barkin says.
"Just alright sir?" Paul says with a mischievous grin.
"Alright alright... You're spectacular. A super dooper trooper. Happy now?" Barkin says
"Much." Paul said satisfied that Barkin respects, but hides it at times.
'ROOAAAARRRRR!'
Everyone was startled by this loud roaring noise.
"What the heck was that!" Monique says looking around worried, trying to identify the origin of the loud roar.
Suddenly a large looking white greyish beast approaches them.
"It's the Snow beast!" Barkin says pointing into the direction of the creature.
'ROOAAAARRRRR!'
"Holy shit! It's real! And it's huge." Paul said pointing to the massive rabbit like creature with a big... Rhino horn? It sorta looked like a rhinoceros.
"That's what she sa-"
"No time for jokes Josh!" Paul says. "Runnnnn!" All of them scampered away.
They run away from the beast. Surprisingly enough, it didn't even put much of an effort of chasing them down.
Paul running, realising no one was chasing them, turn around, started to slow down, before coming to a complete stop.
"Strange? It didn't seem to follow us." Paul says, noticing the creature didn't chase them.
"I wonder why it stopped?" Monique wonders.
"Whatever that was. It's dangerous! There's children on this mountain." Barkin says.
"Uh Mr Barkin. We are children." Josh points out.
"Teenagers. There's a difference. I wonder if I took a photo of the beast?" Barkin says checking his camera.
"Thank you technical man. We have to capture this creature before it causes any harm to people." Paul says.
"Good idea. But... Who put you in charge of this operation? I was in the army. And remember! I'm still in charge of you teens... Until 3PM." Mr Barkin says looking at his watch. "See. It's only 10:17AM." He shows his watch to everyone, upon putting it down, a stocky figure appears in the background, frightening the teens.
"AHHH!"
"Ahh! Woah! You guys scared the bejeebers out of me." A women says. She was wearing a turtleneck with matching pants. She had a pretty rough haircut in the style of a bob cut. She was wearing glasses too. Weird enough, she had a plush toy of some sort around herself like a necklace.
"Calm down, people. It's just a woman." Barkin says.
"Thank you for noticing." The mysterious women says.
"Well, you know, you're obviously, you know... (Clears Throat) A female." Barkin says fidgeting.
"I would have never guessed." Paul says with a hint of sarcasm.
"Paul!" Barkin blasts him for he's rude comment.
"No it's okay. You never know what you're going to bump into on this mountain (Laughs Historically)." She had a weird laugh, which made the group slightly uncomfortable. "Where are my manners. I'm Amy Hall. Pleased to meet you all." The women introduces herself after an awkward silence.
"Hi how you doing lady." Paul said quickly. "What are you doing all the way out here? We have to get out of here! It's not safe on this mountain."
"I was... going for a walk." Amy answers. She sounded hesitate and wasn't straight forward with her answer.
"A walk? On a mountain? Seems kind of chilly up here for a walk. Didn't you see that snow beast creature just before?" Paul asks the strange women.
"S-snow beast? Why there's no such thing. That's just a silly fairy tale! Hahaha!" Amy says, chuckling nervously.
"My eyeballs and colleagues here are my witness." Paul states,
"Well, I guess you have some eyestrain in those peepers. Nothing lives on this mountain except for the snow, rocks and plenty of oxygen. By which I mean the trees. Maybe we should all head back to the lodge and forget about coming back to this exact location to begin with. Cool bananas?" Amy says, with a weak grin.
Every word that came out of her mouth, had a nervous tone. Like she was obviously hiding something from them.
"Awk-weiiirddd!" Monique says quietly.
"Look ma'am. There's a dangerous creature on this mountain. And I've previously handled something similar. Now why don't we all just-"
'ROOAAAARRRRR!'
"Damn it! Can't we catch a break!" Paul says frustrated getting interrupted again.
"It's back people!" Barkin shouts as he covers behind the teens.
'ROOAAAARRRRR!'
"Lady look out!" Paul exclaims. The lady turns towards the beast, she had an angry face on.
"No! No! You naughty, naughty beastie." She gives a stern finger to the creature.
"What is she doing?" Paul says confused and worried for her life.
"You shouldn't have run off like that. Someone could have captured you." Amy says as the creature purrs at the mysterious women." There there girl. It's alright. You had mummy sick and worried." Amy says. She calmed the creature down.
"Uhh.. What the shit?" Josh says.
"That was incredible. Where did you learn to do that?" Monique says.
"Wait did she just say 'Mummy?' The fuck?" Paul says.
"Language!" Barkin said, even though he was scared shitless.
"Er- No... I'm just a trained zoologist."
"Trained zoologist, who happens to be in the middle of Mount Middleton."
"Pure coincidence. Probability is one our side." Amy says.
"Yeahhhh... Coincidence? You said mummy to this creature. Therefore... It's your pet! You know something about this beast! I think the jig is up. Amy." Paul says.
"Why no. It's a reasonable explanation for this you see- Ooh forget it! The jig is up." (That's what I said) Paul says in the background. "You're one clever boy. But your mouth will cost you dearly. My pretties. Grab their cameras!" Amy points at Barkin and Monique.
Suddenly two masked come out of nowhere and steal Barkin's camera and Monique's smartphone.
"Hey, I'm not finished using that." Monique says.
"She's stealing our evidence!" Paul says.
He runs to take their items away, but both masked men surround him.
"Bodyguards? Well I wasn't prepared for a fight today." Paul says ready to fight them both.
One of them removed their mask which revealed to be a...
"B-B-B-B-B-B-Bird's head!" Paul says freaked out by this.
The other one removes their mask too which revealed to be... Everyone pray!
"P-P-P-Pig's head! I must be tripping!" Paul says.
"Surround the girl and the boy." Amy says. The rhino/rabbit like creature surrounds around Monique and Josh. The blonde haired boy protects Monique as he gets in front of her.
"Hey man! The fuck?" Paul says as both the pig headed and bird headed creatures grab a hold of him.
Barkin had to be brave, so he managed to find some courage.
"You may have got my pupils, but you won't take me that down easy lady." Barkin says.
"I thought you might say that cutie." Amy says, as she brings out a whistle from her jacket.
'WHISTLES'
'BARK BARK'
Behind a bush full of snow, revealed a dog's head. Barkin scoffs at this.
"A dog? Lady you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that. I went to dog training school for 2 days." Barkin says.
The dog revealed to have a pair of pincners, lobster legs and a tail. It was basically a Lobsog.. Dogster sounds better.
"Oh dear mother of god-." Barkin sa-
"OWWW! Bad dog! Bad dog! Heal heal heal... Not that kind of heal!" Barkin says yelling in pain as he gets his leg clamped by the dogs paw. Meaning it's lobster pincers. Running around in pain, he falls to the snowy ground, rolling away, before he stops.
"Okay I'm done." Barkin lies on the floor defeated.
The group was captured and surrounded by Amy's creatures. Paul continued to try and break free from the two creatures holding him.
"What do you want with us? We won't talk! We were just minding our own business and saw nothing. Right guys?" Paul says, as all answer yes in different ways. Panicked, fearless and in pain.
"You four have seen enough already. My lab will be closed down if you tattle tale." Amy explains
"Lab? Lady, we are miles away from any labora- OW!" Barkin says confused and the dog/lobster digs deeper into his leg.
"How wrong you are handsome. We can't have certain people gallivanting all over the mountain. All you four sticky beaks need mother natures call...A trip to my Genetic Engineering Lab. Built inside Mount Middleton of course. This is going to be so exciting!" Amy says.
All the teens and their substitute/second in command/vice principal didn't like the sound of that, as they try to escape their grasps.
"You fucking twisted person! I outta put you behind bars for this human abomination!" Paul says.
"Oh hmpt!" She pouts, upset at the comment Paul made, "You're just a big old meanie... Paulie. And just for that colourful comment. You'll be the first one on the machine." Amy gives an evil smile.
Paul eyes widen as he tries to tug apart from the spliced animals.
"(Sighs Regretfully) PETA's gonna have a field day with me." Paul says quietly, as he aggressively headbutts the bird's head, knocking the creature to the ground, before punching away the pig headed creature.
Paul then runs towards Monique and Josh. The rabbit/rhino creature still keeping them at bay, Paul pulls out his gun.
"A gun! You brought a gun to school today!" Barkin says shocked.
Paul starts shooting, "It looks like a gun." but instead of ammunition, it's filled with rubber pellets. "But it's filled to the brim with rubber pellets." Painful, but not lethal. The creature starts wincing at the pellets penetrating it's furry skin. This gives the two teens a window of opportunity to escape it's clutches.
"Run guys!" Paul says, both teens immediately comply.
'ROOAAAARRRRR!'
"Stop hurting my precious Rabino!" Amy says yelling out at the teen for hurting her pet.
He continues to shoot pellets at the beast as it begins to cover itself from the pain, he stops shooting and heads towards Barkin.
Paul proceeds to drag the dog off Barkin ensuring not to hurt it too much.
"Ahh! Fuuuuuuuudgee!" Barkin says as he finally gets the lobster dog removed.
But it was snapping at it clearly agitated, Paul fought against it, as it was attempting to rip his face off. After he tackled the dog to the ground he heard a crunching sound and heard the dog winced and cry in pain. It was revealed that he had cracked his paw... I stand corrected. It's lobster claw.
"Ooo. That claw is going to need reconstructive surgery." Paul says about the dogs broken claw, he turns his attention towards Steve Barkin who was one relieved man, he helps him up.
"You... You saved me. Again! After I offered you 2 Percent for that snow beast photo?" Barkin says.
"2 Percent or not. You're still my teacher slash sub teacher slash co principal slash main school chaperone sla- (Stammers) Never mind that! Regardless of all that. Staying alive is more important than money. Let's bounce sir! You okay to run?" Paul says.
"I'll survive. But she's got my camera!" Barkin says.
"I'll buy you another one. Besides it gets uploaded to the cloud." Paul says.
"What cloud?" Barkin says.
"You know. The cloud. It's storage that is saved via the internet on it's servers. You usually pay a fee for certain amount of storage per month or annually."
"I own a cloud? Dandy! Can I sell that cloud?" Barkin says.
"It's an invisible cloud! I'll explain in detail after. Now let's vamoose!" Paul says.
Steve and Paul escape as they manage to catch up Monique and Josh.
All 4 escaped the grasps of Amy's creatures.
Paul trips as one of the spliced animals grabbed his ankle. Trying to free himself, the animal pulls him back towards her master.
"Let go of me you filthy animal!" Paul kicks the animal in the head as he narrowly escapes it, before pulling his pistol again, he dives in the snow, like he's in an action film. On the floor, he continues to fire his pellets towards the animals/humans.
"Go! Go! RUN! Oh man, this would look so cool if this were a real gun." Paul says to himself, he shots his rubber pellets towards the weird looking creatures. Out of pellets, he gets up and starts running away from the weird lady and these spliced animals. He reloads while running.
He easily caught up to the other three, as they couldn't run at full speed due to the snow on the ground, effecting their running ability.
"We gotta get back to the lodge and warn everyone people." Barkin says.
"And fast." Monique says.
"Way ahead of ya." Paul sprints past the two teens and his sub teacher at a fast speed.
"Man...He is some kid I tells ya." Barkin says commenting on his speed.
Back at the lodge, Kim was bored as ever. The instructor was still going through the safety procedures for skiing and snowboarding. It was verrry boring.
To add insult to the injury... Literally... Unfortunately she couldn't patriciate in today's various activities. Not that she's done it before on a mission. But she hated missing out.
Suddenly the door opens up which revealed to be Paul, he leaves the door wide open, letting all the cold inside the lodge. This gained everyone's attention.
He looked pretty puffed out.
"Paul? What happened." Kim asks worried as he came inside with a red face and was trying to catch his breathe.
"(Mumbles out of breathe, huffing and puffing) And then we (Mumbles out of breathe)" He laughs and does a few hand gestures. "That's when we ran away." Paul says. Majority of what he said wasn't in English.
"... Uh... The English version please." Kim says.
Seconds after, the other three arrive, as they shut the door quickly. "Phew! That was a close one." Monique says exhausted as she leans against the door.
"Everyone okay? (Coughs)" Paul says catching his breathe.
"I think I pulled my hamstring at the last corner there. That women was sick!" Barkin says rubbing the back of his leg.
"She was a freak! She seriously had a lab out there to mutate animals together?" Josh says.
"Maybe she's cooking meth." Paul says bringing out a Breaking Bad reference.
"Meth? Really Paul?" Barkin says.
"I'm trying to calm the situation sir!" Paul says angrily.
"Woah! What the heck is up with you 4? You all sound like crazy people." Kim asks, clearly confused at the conversation going on.
"Kim...There's a women out there!" Paul says with no context.
"... Uh... There's plenty of women out there. I saw a few mothers out there with their kids. Kinda cute if you ask me." Kim says.
"Let me finish... She's got these...Hmm hybrid creatures. Spliced animal DNA with human bodies!" Paul says.
"Animal DNA?" Kim says.
"A bird's head on a body!" Paul says.
"A pig's head on a body!" Josh says.
"A dog on a lobster's body... Or the other way around. Pick your choice." Barkin says.
"And a lady with a terrible haircut." Monique says.
Really!
Everyone stares at her for what she said, not worrying the lady had a mini army of spliced animals. "Oh, blame me for noticing!" She says backing up what she said about her atrocious hairstyle.
Kim directs her attention at the window as she sees someone or something approaching the lodge.
"And you brought her back here!" Kim says pointing out the window, all four quickly look out at the window and see the women on top of the rabbit rhinoceros like creature from before charging towards them.
"What is that thing!" Kim was shocked as she asks the group.
"That right there... Is someone who has lost complete touch of society." Paul says without even losing contact of the beast.
"Are we talking about the beast or the women?" Josh says.
"Both individuals." Paul backs away from the window and turns around. "Everyone! Hit the deck!" Paul says, as he warns everyone inside the lodge.
"And why should we listen to you?"
'BOOOOOMM!'
The lodge's main entrance was destroyed as the creature made a large hole through it.
"Hitting the deck now!" The random Freshman said instantly regretting what he said moments ago, as all the students panicked. While that happens, we see Tara trying to move her friend.. Surprise Surprise. Bonnie out of the way.
"Bonnie we have to move!" Tara says as she willingly pulls Bonnie away towards safety.
Bonnie had no emotion, she couldn't care less what was going on in front of her. Eventually the two girls get to cover.
"Geez Bonnie, you've been totally out of it today. Is everything okay?" Tara asks.
"Y-yeah. Things have been fine. Just tired that's all." Bonnie says covering up.
This makes the blonde teen raise an eyebrow at her.
Back to Paul, who sees everyone moving after ignoring his warning, "Bit too late for that." Paul says, he turns around and faces the beast. It attacks Paul but he dodges towards a wooden table. Peaking over it as it was about to make it's next move, that's when a long narrow object hits the creatures face it winced in pain moving violently, thus making Amy fall off, hitting the timber floor.
'THUD'
"Ow! That's going to give me ouchies afterwards." Amy says, earning a cringe face from Paul, he looks at the object thrown striking something he's seen over the past month. He turns towards his partner.
Kim had thrown one of her crutches towards the beast, who aimed it perfectly at the creature.
"Nice shot Kim." Paul says.
"Thanks." Kim says.
"Now was that really necessary? You can poke someone's iris with that." Amy says, slowly getting up.
"For hurting my friends. It was soo necessary...Hey! That's an Otterfly you're wearing around your neck!" Kim recognises the plush toy around her neck.
"An Otter what?" Paul says confused.
"(Gasps) You noticed it! You collect Cuddle Buddies too?" Amy says all interested.
"Well, I've seen them at the mall a few times before. I don't really collect them." Kim says lying.
"Bullshit Kim. You own a Pandaroo." Paul says.
'Language!'
Barkin says in the background.
"Gee tell the whole word while you're at it." Kim says not amused, she was worried about getting embarrassed by her classmates, who were now watching behind their covered positions as the beast stopped attacking. Some snickered at this or whispered amongst themselves. Some where just scared shitless of the beast and didn't care or heard the teens talking one bit.
Yep her worst fears of getting humiliated about a kids toy was becoming a reality. Or as she calls it... Humiliation Nation.
"Ah don't be so afraid what others think about you Kim! Who cares what they think about a toy. It's a cherished childhood possession that you love dearly. If they make fun of you for that, they didn't have a happy childhood like you." Paul says.
Kim was once again taken back by these words. She didn't know if it was in the heat of the moment or something else, but what he said warmed her heart. No one.. Okay maybe Ron once in a dozen, would back her up and stick up for her like he did now. He didn't care about what other individuals think about a kids toy.
Paul was getting the message across her mind. Not worrying about people's insecurities and what they think about a cuddly plush toy. He was a straight shooter. And if they made fun of her for that.
So be it! He didn't care. He thought it was cute when he first saw it.
"Aw. I almost forgive you. Almost... I'm actually one of the past presidents of the Cuddle Buddy Collectors Club. It's so nice to find a fellow cuddler! As for your colleague. He's language is so atrocious. I wish I had brought a bar of soap with me today." Amy says.
"Less talking about Cuddle Buddies, more stabby stabby, kicking and punching... (Mutters) Less paperwork I gotta sign for PETA." Paul says, as he continues to tame the larger beast in the Rabino. Paul tries to take down the big creature as it kept on trying to take him down.
One of the spliced animals, the pig on the humans body attempts to attack Monique. She tried her best to defend herself, quite clumsily though. She eventually trips on the floor and backing away from the beast.
It was about to attack her until... Josh jumped on the beast. On top of it the beast, it was trying to shake off Josh. It was moving around... Like a pig!
"Get. Away. From. My. GIRLFRIEND!" Josh says repeatedly punching the pig's head, before pulling it's ears as it squealed... Like a pig.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Barkin was busy with his own creature as the bird was fighting him.
"Bring it on!" Barkin says.
The bird started to peak Barkin's head.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit that!" Barkin says annoyed at the bird.
'BWAK!'
The bird was about to peak Barkin again, as the teacher grabbed his beak, holding it shut. He looks around and finds a piece of string, using his knot tying skills, he wraps the bird's beak into one. Clamming it shut.
"Talk your way out of that one." Barkin says.
Kim looked around the room quite impressed. Monique was now punching the human pig, as Josh holds it back, Barkin took care of the human bird, as Paul was still trying to knock down the Rabino. Deep down she was glad someone else for a change was helping her out when she couldn't do much with her crutches. But the job wasn't done yet.
Paul was still trying to control the final beast left standing.
"Woah! This one is a feisty fella." Paul says.
"It's a she!" Amy says.
"Anyone have a carrot? Or a dozen of them?" Paul asks.
"I have a celery stick if that helps." One student in the background says.
"No! Not good enough." Paul says, he weighs his options.
This creature was too big to tie up. Plus the lack of rope, was lacking with the teens equipment.
He looks around the room, he spots a red drape and grabs it.
The beast was distracted until...
"Hey Pointy!" Paul calls out.
The beast turns around and faces the teen.
"See this? Nice dark red drape here." Paul holds out the drape.
The creature snorts out of it's nose, as it prepares to charge at the teen.
It was like a Mexican stand off.
...
..
.
The Rabino charges at the teen, just at the last second, Paul removes the red drape as the-
'THUUDDDD'
The Rabino crashes head first into the fire hydrant...
Fire hydrant?
"And that there kids is Mount Middleton's only fire hydrant." Michael the instructor says.
Paul was completely confused as to why a fire hydrant was in the middle of the room in the first place, but he managed to stop the beast from destroying the rest of the lodge and potentially injury other civilians.
"Hey genius, quick question. Aren't the pipes frozen shut? Deemed useful if a fire occurs? Plus why the hell- Not a swear word Mr Barkin. Is it in the middle of the main lodge?" Paul asks a few million dollar questions as Michael tries to answer with a few million dollar answers
"We- Well... You see... Why don't we direct our attention to-"
"Bet no one ever asked that question before?" Paul says.
"It's a freaking fire hydrant on a mountain! Plus Rhinos don't charge at red! Bulls do!" Michael only giving a few hundred dollars answers, but pointing some facts.
"Right... But it did the trick." Paul points out.
Amy's creatures had been defeated.
"It's all over Amy. The feds should be here soon to arrest you." Paul says.
"You may have taken down my mini army of genetic Cuddle Buddies." Amy says.
"Those were genetic?" Kim says.
"Yes. I wanted to create my real life Cuddle Buddies and now that dream is ruined, but there's one thing you need to know."
"What's that?" Monique says stop hitting the pig human.
"'I'm a bird impressionist." Amy says.
"So?" Paul says.
"I'm about to make like a bird and fly out the door!" Amy says logging towards the exit.
"It would have been better to say 'Piss off and fly out of the window!'" Paul says. He was about to run after her, but an arm stops him from doing so.
"Wait! I got her." Kim says holding the teen back, but she leans against him and throws her second crutch at her, managing to hit her in the head before she can even exit the lodge.
'OOF'
Amy crashes down for a second time in almost a few minutes.
"Oww! That's gonna leave a bump. Now I have two owies now!" Amy says lying flat on floor, belly down.
"Even in your most vulnerable state. You sure know how to use your crutches to knock somebody down." Paul says to Kim as she hops toward him.
"Well after all. I am. Kim Possible." Kim says boasting about herself.
"Well duh Kim." Paul says, she smiles at that.
"Next stop. The mental institution." Kim says as she pulls up the culprit.
"Oh sugar coated biscuits! I just realised I left my cookies in the oven!" Amy says worried about her edible goods burning down her lab.
"That! You're worried about cookies!? I would be more worried about being behind bars." Paul says to the women.
The police end up arriving at Mount Middleton to arrest Amy Hall and confiscate all her equipment inside her lab, possessions and all the other spliced animals she's conducted.
"Yeah Miss Hall here has been on a troublesome path. She was kicked out of her university for conducting unorthodox splicing experiments. Thus getting her the nickname DNAmy. But don't worry, she will be getting the proper treatment. And we'll be confiscating everything in her lab for evidence and condemning this lab and destroying it." The head officer says.
"Hey boss. I found over a hundred plush toys in the lab. Take them in for evidence in lock up?" An officer says.
"Yeah go for it. These will probably be thrown out shortly."
Kim recognises a certain plush toy in the pile.
"Wait a sec... A Pandaroo Super star edition!? They only made a few of those in existence!" Kim says.
"Oh... That's something. Do you want to keep it ma'am? They'll probably just throw these out a few months later. She won't be seeing the streets for several years... Or months. I don't know. The justice system does it's job."
"Ohh Uhh... I really shouldn't after all-" Kim says not sure if she should accept the plush toy. It's probably tainted.
"Kim If I may? I think you should have it. You stopped her from escaping." Paul says interrupting her.
"But you, Barkin, Josh and Monique stopped her creatures."
"But you stopped her. I think you deserve it. More than she does right now."
Kim was tempted by this, but felt guilty taking a toy that didn't belong to her.
"Up to you Kim."
Kim was still debating, but she quickly made her decision.
"Okay... As long as I get to clean it first." Kim says.
"Great... Uh boys? Can we bag this up." Paul says.
"10-4." Once the officer puts it in a plastic zip bag, he hands it over to Kim.
Amy saw this and she felt her blood boil seeing Kim take her plush toy. The officers were about to place her in the back of the police car.
"Oh and we found some burnt cookies. (Sniffles) Unfortunately they didn't make it."
"Such a shame. What a waste of raw cookie dough." The main officer says, taking off his hat.
"This is won't be the last time you'll hear of DNAmy! I'll be back!" Amy says as she had anger in her eyes. It was due to the plush toys being
"DNAmy eh? Clever name.. Not that I care." Paul says.
"Well Paul. You seem to be at the right place and the right time again to save our kessers." Barkin says.
"Thank you sir." Paul says.
"We also got some bad news. Miss Symone here misread the article. Apparently the Wonder newspaper is offering $250 dollars instead of $25,000 dollars." Barkin says.
"I didn't see the small dot in between the first two zeros." Monique says sheepishly, she felt embarrassed about this.
"Ahh it's not bad news for me." Paul says.
"Yeah... I know." Barkin says a bit disappointed. He really wanted to get that photo taken of the beast and get that reward. At least he got his camera back though, but may or may not have a photo of that beast. Even if it existed in the first place or they must of been talking about that Rabino from before.
Paul noticed he was down and spoke up. "Say sir. I can give you $250 in cash if you want?"
"Really?" Barkin says
"For sure." Paul pulls out his wallet and hands him a few notes. Barkin reluctantly accepts the cash, but the teen reassures. Putting the money in his hand, and clinching it in his fist. Barkin looks at the teen with a grin.
"You're one of a kind Paul." Barkin says.
Paul just grins
"You deserve it more than me. You work hard." Paul says.
"Thanks. There's uhhh one more thing I wanted to talk about,... About that weapon you used earlier-." Barkin says. He felt embarrassed bring it up, because he thanked the teen for giving him some money and had to do this to him now. But it was a serious act.
"I know sir, I know sir. It's a weapon meant to hurt, shock and capacitate fellow criminals. But hurt the bad, never the good. I'm really sorry to bring a weapon to school."
"Well consider it as a warning. You did happen to save my life... Again."
"Does that mean... I can keep it with the rest of my equipment!" Paul says.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah.. Nooo- Mmm. Is it registered?"
"It's like a nerf gun. It has rubber bullets inside."
...
"Non-Leah-"
"Non-Lethal sir."
"... (Ticks) Alright. Since I trust you. But next time, let me finish my sentence when I'm speaking."
"That's good enough for me! Now I can finally enjoy the- Oh No! OH NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!"
He noticed the snow on majority of the mountain was starting to melt. That meant now skiing or no snowboarding.
"THE SNOW IS MELTING!" Paul says, he drops to his knees. "Why is the world so cruel!" He starts rolling on the snow, gather snow of all of his clothes like a blanket. "Meltingggg!"
"Relax Paul. There's plenty of snow down there." Kim says, gesturing towards the other part of the mountain.
"Oh... Uh...Hehe that's right... Uh. Can someone help me up please?" Paul asks as he was covered in layers of snow after rolling around in it, as a few students laugh at him. He gives off a bashful grin.
"Alright you've made an account, click next." Paul says.
Right now, he was helping out Barkin at his home to access his cloud storage for his camera.
"Okay it says to read the terms and conditions... Seems a bit long." Barkin says.
"You don't have to read them all you know."
"But what if I agree to something I don't want? It's like signing a contract without reading the conditions of it."
"Then just squiz through it." Paul says.
"Alright... Let's see... Personal Information...Surprise 99 dollar second year fee... Tax evasion...Contracted for 60 months...Hang on a second! To buy their app on the iPhone or Android device cost 99 cents? Forget it."
"Everything else you said except for the 99 cents was bad! That's false advertising." Paul points out.
"Not worth it. I'll just use the free trail for 7 days instead."
"But how will yo-
"AH! I didn't finish my sentence."
"But you just did! Twice!"
"I know the words coming out of my mouth Paul. Right let's see what we got... Snow...Pictures of my shoes... More Snow... Pictures of your shoes... Even more snow... AH! You're not meant to see that!" Barkin says covering the screen.
"Too late... And I now I need an eye transplant." Paul says shocked to look at Barkin dressed in a fireman costume. Very kinky.
Author Notes:
Yeah kinda fast paced. But nonetheless... A good chapter.
Disclaimer: NO ANIMALS WERE HURT DURING THE WRITING PROCESS OF THIS FANFICTION.
- Throughout this chapter I made a couple of hints about the original episode. Kim's parents went on this trip, but since some turn of events, it didn't end up happening due to Bonnie's bad day.
- That Greek Monastery actually exits, and its true! Loved going down there as a kid. Those honey sticks rocked!
- That guy who had normal knifes as a hand and he kept on sing poorly, is a reference to a skit from the show, Loiter Squad (Tyler the Creator and a few rappers from his group- Odd Future) a Live Action - Adult Swim Production. Jasper Dolphin plays as a villain in a small skit called Catchphrase Jones. It's really funny and even one scene where he repeatedly get's whipped and he electrics himself, before going to the ground appeared to be dead. After a few seconds of silence, Catchphrase Jones whips him from the ground and comes back to life. You have to watch it to understand. This is really a funny show. I would love to see the uncensored episodes.
- This is DNAmy's first appearance in the series.
- Hey quick thing. Y'all have ever watched the cartoon 'Spliced'. The Canadian animation television series that aired in 2009? Peri and Entrée? Two-Legs Joe? Patricia? Voiced by Katie Crown, who voiced Izzy from Total Drama? That spliced animals stuff reminds me of that show. It was pretty good when I watched it as a teen. Too bad it only lasted one season. It had some good episodes and humour. Entree.. Man, that boy was dumb as a * * * * * * Cow and Chicken. See it to get what I mean.
- Been watching Breaking Bad recently and decided to drop a reference here. Amazing show! Soo many people wish they erased it out of their minds to rewatch it again.
Well guys. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Once again, delayed. I know! I know! But with the new schedule in place, let's see how I go. Already behind on it. Until then.. Take Care!
Also recently the 20th Anniversary of Kim Possible went passed. Unbelievable that was 20 years ago! After hearing that both Will and Christy want a reboot. I have high confidence Disney will want more so a reboot/revival is inevitable for Disney. How they'll do it? Only time will tell. But I'm back it all the way. This franchise is too precious to keep at only a 4 season series which included a two movie length episodes which counted part of the 65 Episode count in the first 3 seasons thus losing 4 episodes. SORRY FOR BEING SO TECHNICAL!
A live action film, soundtracks and crossover episode. Let's hope they add more to this franchise. Now if EA bought out Disney! HAHAHA! I would have to pay 99 dollars per episode, including DLCs for subtitles and storyboard drawings!
Anyway.. Adios!