Hey, Rad2405 here with my third fan fiction and my first COMMISSION! This is a commission to retro mania. We've been talking for a while and I am just making this chapter to get the story out there. Sorry :(. But I promise, I'll continue this story. Anyway, enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House.

Lola is having a tea party on the lawn. Lincoln is looking for food in the refrigerator "Okay, let's see what we got." he begins rummaging through the fridge "Ugh, more kale... tofu... quin-o-a?"

"It's called quinoa" Clyde said

"Again, I call it quin-blah! All this rabbit food can only mean one thing:" he frowns. "Lori's on another health food kick."

Clyde sighs and thinks about Lori wearing a bikini and walking on the beach. "No wonder her skin glows like a Caribbean sunset..."

Lincoln asks, "Are you picturing her on the beach again?!

"Uh, no..." pops his thought bubble and grins sheepishly.

Lincoln finds a jar of peanut butter in the back of the fridge. "Ooh, peanut butter! Now we're talkin'!" He scoops up the peanut butter with his finger and messily eats it.

Lola enters the kitchen to put her tea party cups away and notices Lincoln eating the peanut butter. "Ewww, Lincoln! Have a little class!" She exits the kitchen, disgusted.

As Lincoln shrugs his shoulders, Luan enters the kitchen with her dummy Mr. Coconuts performing a ventriloquist act. "That's all for sports, and now the weather" she said through Mr. Coconuts as Lincoln belched in her face "It's cloudy with a chance of... You're disgusting." Luan exits the room

Lincoln sighs, "My whole life is like this."

"What are you talking about, Lincoln?!" Clyde asked confused "You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome sisters!"

"Oh, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde."

Cut to several flashbacks of the sisters causing him dismay. The first flashback begins with all the girls waiting in line for the bathroom. The line moves slowly as Lincoln gets more and more impatient. It is now Lincoln's turn to use the bathroom. Lincoln relived, "Finally!" He enters the bathroom, but quickly runs out. "Gah! Forgot my loofah!" Lincoln returns to the bathroom only to see another long line has already formed since he left. "Dang it!"

The second flashback starts with Lincoln walking down the stairs. Lincoln called out, "Mom! I'm off to see Ronnie Anne!"

His sisters ambush him after hearing he's going to see Ronnie Anne. His sisters exclaimed all at once "You're meeting Ronnie Anne?!"

They all crowd him and talk over each other, grooming him while telling him what he should do before meeting her.

"In that shirt?!"

"Ho ho! You call that posture?!"

"And what about your hair?!"

"Are you wearing clean underwear?"

The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room. Lori announces, "Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day."

Lincoln is raising his hand, "Ooh, ooh! We could go to Dairyland!" The sisters make a buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down. "Okay... How 'bout Gus' Games and Grub!" His sisters make another buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down. "How about-" The girls make yet another buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down.

Lori gets an idea, "I know some place we'd all like!" Later, the sisters enjoy themselves at the mall while Lincoln sits on a bench - alone and angry.

The fourth and final flashback starts with Lincoln is sitting on his bed, playing a handheld video game. Lincoln lets go, "Ow, ow, ow! Thumb cramp!" His sisters all barge into his room.

The sisters in unison, "Awwww, poor Linky!"

Lori said, "Oh, here's Bun-Bun!" She offers him his stuffed rabbit.

Leni holds Lily and says, "Let Lily kiss your boo-boo better!"

Lola and Lana were unrolling bandages, "Gauze! Stat!"

Lisa runs into the room with an AED, "Clear!" She shocks Lincoln as the camera pans out of his room and his scream can be heard.

The scene returns where Clyde and Lincoln are together in the kitchen. Clyde thinks about this, "Hm, I see your point. But we already had this conversation and besides, at least you still have your parents."

Lincoln sighs, "Yeah, right."

Cuts to another set of flashbacks of how useless the parents are. The first flashback begins with them locking themselves in their room during the sister fight protocol. Lisa said, "Congratulations, elder brother. Thanks to you, the threat level is now a stampeding T-Rex."

Lynn Sr. panicked, "Stampeding T-Rex?!" He screams and boards up the door to his bedroom. "Alright, we'll storm out in here."

Rita puts Lily down on the drawer and asked, "Did you remember the bucket?"

Lynn Sr. dismays, "Dang it!"

The second and final flashback starts when his parents locked him out of the house. Lincoln speaks into megaphone, "ATTENTION, LOUD FAMILY!" He hears the feedback hiss and fixes it; back into it. "I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" His family pop up to a window to hear his confession. "CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I AM NOT BAD LUCK. I JUST LET YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT SO I COULD GET OUT OF GOING TO YOUR STUFF. IT WAS A REALLY SELFISH THING TO DO. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER. I'M REALLY SORRY."

Mr. Grouse said, "Nice confession, Loud!"

Lynn jr. countered, "If you're not bad luck, then how come after I banned you, my team won our doubleheader, and now, we're going to the playoffs? Huh?"

Mr. Grouse said, "She's got you there, Loud!"

Lincoln shouted, "COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GO BACK INSIDE?" Everyone clamors in agreement with Lynn.

"Sorry, buddy!"

"Sorry, honey!"

"We'll write!"

"Lynn's right, you're bad luck!"

"Step farther away from the house!" The family closes the curtains thus ending the conversation.

The scene once again returns to where Clyde and Lincoln are together in the kitchen. Clyde thinks about this, "Oh, boy. Sounds like you wish you had more than ten brothers."

Lincoln said, "I tell you, Clyde. Sometimes I wish I had a different family." As he continues eating the peanut butter, Lisa enters the kitchen and snatches the peanut butter away from him.

"And I wish you would not eat our communal peanut butter with your booger-picking finger!"

"See what I mean," he complains.

Lisa, however, is in contemplation, "Hmmm..."

That night, Lincoln is sound asleep when a shadow casts over him. He wakes up to find that it's Lisa. He yelps at her sudden presence and grabs the light chain, turning on the light. "I've been pondering your wish from earlier."

"My wish?" he asked.

"Yes. I think I can help you out." She pulls out some kind of wristwatch. "This wristwatch can transport you to alternate dimensions in which in each, you'll have a different family."

"Riiiiiight..." He gets down from the chain "Lisa, I think you've been playing with too many kiddie chemicals." Lisa presses the button on the watch and a portal opens up. "Holy moly! Awesome!" He proceeds to enter it, but stops. "Wait. Haven't we done this before?"

"Not that I can recollect. Now, are we doing this, or am I sending Lana to a dimension where she's a toad?"

"Oh, we're doing it! But, does it have a 24 hour time limit."

"Negative. Anymore questions?" He shakes his head "Then good luck. I gotta go break the bad news to Lana." Lisa pushes Lincoln into the vortex as he screams.

I am finally started this story. Sorry it took a while, but I hoped you liked it. Leave a review.