Ryder was sitting in the base watching TV when he heard strange noises coming from the bathroom.
He grabbed a meat tenderizer and went to check it out.
When he opened the door, what he saw there caused a wave of warm urine to flood his pants, the wave ran down both legs to the floor.
At the other end there was a washing machine , not surprisingly, except that she had red glowing eyes, thick eyebrows that were in the Pissed-off position, and huge teeth in the center.
Suddenly a long reptilian tongue shot out of her.
He hit him and washing machine screamed, ran and started hitting, sparks flew from the wounds black blood and washing liquid
washing machine stuck out her tongue again and grabbed him by ... you know what
She began to hide her tongue violently sending a lot of pain through his body.
He hit the display and washing machine howled and released.
He ran out and grabbed the biggest knife in the kitchen, came back and stuck it in the screen.
washing machine howled and thrashed like a wild animal until somewhere inside it had a small explosion and died.
Ryder punched her again to be sure, then disconnected her and carried her onto the balcony, the weight causing him to shit his pants , then threw him down, and then as if nothing had happened, he went to watch TV.
He didn't sit down the chair when Chase jumped in and caught him in his net.
- You'll get a life sentence for littering the environment
He threw it in the trunk and took it to the prison, where he is still sitting today.
All because of a stupid washing machine .