Chaos Incarnate shrieked after Sonic ripped what was essentially his tongue off using the hedgehog's supersonic cock. In a fury, it smashed three buildings and swallowed them whole.

The monster peeks down towards the city streets. Another wave of newborn chaos floods the alleyways, consuming from a now dwindling supply of flesh who dare to expose themselves in front of such lusting monsters. In the middle of a deserted road, Sonic's body lies unconscious.

Enter Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, the world's largest active crime scene at the moment. Bubsy stands on the 13th floor, now littered with debris. His car explodes, further destroying the integrity of the building. The rising fire triggers the smoke alarm, and many water sprinklers begin to gush ice cold liquid onto the floor. Bubsy quips, "Curses! My only weakness, water!" He makes a mad dash towards an elevator, but it's too late: two hamster guards appear. Their illegally-harvested assault rifles stare directly at the miserable bobcat. Bubsy gulps and puts down his pistol. "Now guys, we don't have to be pointing weapons at each other. Let me say there's a totally logical reason for doing this. After all, this is one pussy who doesn't want to get wet!"

The foolish guards put down their weapons. In an instant, Bubsy's cat reflexes kicked in. He unleashed his claws and scratched both guards, tearing apart their faces. Eyes gush blood, brains expose themselves, necks punctured. Bubsy finishes them off by smashing their shredded faces together. SQUONCH!

At the top floor, Doofenshmirtz attempts to mend a wounded Tails. "He's regaining consciousness!" Doof says. To his side is John Wick, who is reloading his weapons one last time. "The platypus detectinator is growing stronger, John."

John barks at Doofenshmirtz, "Don't worry, I got this." He holsters his 5th pistol.

"Wow, for an assassin, you sure sound like two asses right now. Well, now that I think about it, it makes sense, doesn't-"

"..."

After reading the room, Doctor Doofenshmirtz focuses his attention on the wounded fox. His eyes are open, but they're struggling to focus. "Stop playing dead, sly fox," Doof comments. However, any internal laughter he could have manifested proved fugal, as the maximum security alarms abruptly ring. The lights dim the whole lair in a crimson flair.

A security guard runs up to Doof and pulls out a gun. "Fuck you Doctor Doofensmirtz" the guard whispers as he pulls the trigger, shooting the mad doctor down. He takes off his outfit, revealing himself as Bubsy Bobcat. John stands still. Bubsy enters a stand off against John. Bubsy presses, "so, if it isn't John Wick… how polite of you to let your customer die in front of your eyes…" He points his gun right at John's face.

John looks at Bubsy and smoothly whips out his first holstered pistol. In a menacing monotone, Mister Wick utters, "You're not my target, and he's not my customer." Wick shoots Bubsy but our bobcat's claws slashed through it mid-air. John shoots more and more, but Bubsy counters every bullet. In a split second, John reloads his pistol. Bubsy sweep kicks him, then socks him right in the fucking face. Twice. Mr. Wick, unphased by the cat's attack, kicks Bubsy directly in the chest, knocking the wind off him. Bubsy's back smashes against a iron wall adjacent to the Chaos Incarnator, He glances over, observing the machine. There's a map, and a few blue arrows channeling back to the center- Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Bubsy, completely exposed to John, counters another round of lead and dashes towards the machine. Sirens still screeching. Hearts still beating. Then, footsteps rupture. As soon as the two notice the rampant off-beat stomping, the door connecting the upper lab room to the hall tears right open. John loses his breath. Bubsy smiles. The sight of Humongosaur ripping the door apart with his bare hands proved to be quite the anomaly to John. Bubsy cracks a smile and looks at John as he proudly confirms, "he's with me, John."

Humongosaur throws a metallic door right at John. John rolls. Gwen dashes in front of Ben and uses her fourth dimensional powers to suspend the door piece mid-air. She gives Ben a frustrated glare and commands, "quit it, Ben." Ben transforms back into his human form. John is stunned. Gwen stares at John and tears apart his holster. "Mister Wick, there's no need to fight us. Professor Paradox sent us here to save the world, and you're in the way…" Kevin barges in between Gwen and Ben, shielding Perry the Platypus behind a makeshift hand shield.

Kevin looks at the gang and asks bluntly, "is it alright to release the pet?"

John asks, "what?"

Gwen replies, "The platypus. He's out here to destroy Dr. Doofenshmirtz…"

Bubsy intervenes, "don't worry, he's taken care of."

Kevin takes a glance at Doofenshmirtz's corpse from afar, then looks at John. "Well, your customer's dead, and the target's still alive. We still traded a life, can we call it even?"

The wind rapidly fights against the metallic walls of the evil building. Tails regains consciousness and screams in pain. John gives in. "Yeah, we're even."

Perry is unleashed and immediately runs to Doofenshmirtz's body. He snarls. Bubsy approaches him and hands him his gun. "There's one bullet left. I saved you some satisfaction." Perry grabs the gun and closes Doof's eyes before shooting him one last time. Vengeance has been served, for the time being, for drips of water drop from the ventilation shafts.

Gwen reminds Ben, "the plan?"

"Oh, yeah, forgot…" Ben mutters. He slams on his ultimatrix, and turns into an odd, furry, yellow nude monster with brown hair and a horn. Kevin and Gwen are disappointed but the monster smiles. "Woo hoo, finally someone let me out of my cage. Hey, big butt, the end of the world's happening, wanna bang?"

Kevin looks angry. Gwen's grossed out beyond belief and screams, "BEN! You disgusting pervert!"

Kevin took offense to the hormone monster. "Not cool, even for you, Ben."

"What, I'm a hormone monster, come on."

Gwen screams, "so that's your excuse, Ben."

"Yes yes whatever Big Butt. Oh yeah I forgot, I was distracted by how huge your ass was, I forgot to give this guy a proper name. Ooh, I'm thinking Se-Man."

"Please stop," Gwen interrupts.

The roof of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc is torn open by Chaos Incarnate and then spots Tails. Chaos summons a flood to drown the fox. "So, what can the pervert do, Ben?" Kevin asks.

The monster rubs his hands together, separates them, and puts his hands in the air. He summons vortexes of cum from his hands to counter the flood of water. The two liquids fight each other like dueling beams of energy. "This will hold them off. Big Butt, get everyone out of here. I'll hold them over." Gwen casts a slide peeping outside and Bubsy, followed by Perry, John Wick, and Kevin, slide outside. Gwen stares as the water monster's forces intensifies.

"Ben, I can help…" Gwen asks.

"No, go away, help the rest. Thanos can show up anytime. I'm about to do something stupid, but it's the only way we can protect Earth. I hope you understand..." Se-Man heroically states. Gwen slips away as she sees the cumstream cease. An downpour of rain drown the top floor, frying the Chaos Incarnator. The monster shrieks and smashes the tower, then it looks at the ground and screams again before losing its form. Excess water- the remains of the monster- floods the streets. Gwen forms a staircase higher than the forming river and forms a small platform for everyone to stand on until the flooding ceases. Bubsy sighs. He wishes he had a cigarette right about now.

He held onto a Marlobro cigarette, standing on a dock with his husband. A light evening breeze comforted the couple as they stared out into the calm ocean. Sonic held out his infinity gauntlet, two stones intact. He looked back at Bubsy and gulped. He then sighed and looked back at the endless sea. He monologued, "you know, Bubsy, it's hard to believe there is so much out there in the known realms of infinite reality. There's infinite amounts of you, and infinite amounts of me, and infinite amounts of every color that touched your eyes, and infinite amounts of identical neurons firing in the same patterns like a plague across mind and time. And here I am, one in a trillion trillions of Sonic the Hedgehogs, ready to kill one trillion trillionth of this kid. Doesn't seem like much in the grand scheme of things, doesn't it?" He clutches on his gauntlet and inspects the colors of the rocks. "Plus, a pink quartz stone wouldn't look bad on my wrist, wouldn't it?" Bubsy was silent.

Now he's in tears.