Cut to sergei walking and knocking on our bedroom doors
Children wake up today is the day you go to hogwarts.
Cut to murphy shaking me awake
I was dreaming about my units world tour
Hey rebel
I wake up as murphy said
I said fuck my neck as i stretch my neck
Murphy said
We need to get packed
We are going to hogwarts
Christ what time is it murphy?
We need to get our stuff packed before we head out
Cut to me eating my breakfast with my unit
Sergei said
Children you will be going into Hogwarts and I will give you ward piercing radios.
To check in with me every full moon
And you children will be sorted into different houses
There are 4 different houses
They are called
Gryffindor, ravenclaw,hufflepuff , slytherin
Cut to me walking with my unit in the train station
Balto was walking with me in the station
I looked at him
Is this the train platform
Every year packed with muggles of course
Platform nine nad three quarters this way.
Going to Hogwarts? The redheaded woman said
Yes i told her
How do you get onto the platform
Are you nervous dear? Molly said
Its ron's first year too
You just walk straight to the wall between platforms nine and ten
Do a running start if you are nervous
Good luck ginny said
Cut to me running and I spotted Magril in the crowd.
She calls me over to her
Hey rebel wesker how are you today?
Why are you wearing shades?
My eyes are not accustomed to bright light during the summer
She asked me to remove my shades
You might scream in fear because of my eyes
Come on what is scary about your eye color?
Alright, you want to see my eyes?
She sees me remove my shades
Wow as she sees my eyes glow a deep green
What do you mean wow? I quipped
Magril said
Rebel you do not need to hide your eye color
I said
I was injected with a virus to protect myself from death
Cut to three boys walking into view
Can we come in?
Oh of course magril said
You're the boy I saw in Diagon alley? Right
Your draco malfoy right?.
Malfoy nodded in response
This is vincent crabbe as he pointed to a chubby boy
Gregory goyle as the boy offered me his hand to shake
Rebel wesker i told the boys
A wesker
Is that name muggle or pureblood?
Pureblood i told them
I directly descended from salazar slytherin
Draco and crabbe and goyle drop their jaws in sequence
Balto was sitting next to me sleeping
Why do you have a dog? Draco asked me
I told them
He is my guard dog
He never strays far from me
His father was a siberian husky and his mother was a wolf
Cut to a bushy haired girl walking up to the door
Has anyone seen a toad? She quipped
A boy named neville longbottom lost it
I did not see a toad i practically lied to her
She said my name is Hermione granger.
She offered her hand for me to shake.
I declined her hand
I am sorry i told her
My name is Rebel wesker.
By the way
Are you loyal to the umbrella corporation?
She said my daddy is a U.B.C.S member.
My mother was a scientist for ozwell e spencer.
And she left
Nicholai zenoviev said
Hey little wolf brother
I looked at him
Hey big brother i told him
Nicholai said
You boys giving my brother any trouble?
No of course not
What happened to your face? magril asked nicholai
He said
I got into a fight with rebel last night for stealing his shampoo
He likes his shampoo so much he spends his allowance on it every month
I cuffed nicholai upside the head
He lets out a sharp yelp
He said
What the hell brother?
Can i sit here he spotted a spot next to me
Of course salty, I said
Magril asked me what does salty mean?
He calls me humphrey.
I call nicholai salty.
I call Carlos mooch.
And I call Tyrell shakey.
Of course salty, sit beside me.
I patted the seat with my hand
He nodded and sat down next to me
Anything from the trolly dears
No thanks magril said i am all set
My mom always packs corned beef
I hate corned beef
What do you get? nicholai asked the woman
Do you have any mars bars?
She said no muggle sweets darling
I got
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans,
Drooble's Best Blowing Gum,
Chocolate Frogs,
Pumpkin Pasties,
Cauldron Cakes,
Licorice Wands
Nicholai zenoviev said i will take the whole lot
He reveals multiple coins
Wow, how many coins do you have?
I got enough for the lot of you
As He began to pass us some sweets for the each of us
Magril said
Pumpkin pasties i love these things.
Cauldron cakes? I began to eat one
A chocolate sponge cake? With green colored cream
Nicholai said
You gotta try a bertie botts every flavor bean
As he passed me a speckled colored one
Rebel no that is vomit crabbe said.
This is a Vomit flavored jelly bean?
I began to spit it out
That is fucking gross as i began to take out my canteen to rinse off my tongue.
Nicholai zenoviev smirked evilly
Here is another one
Which one is this?
That is sardines.
Cut to me eating it
Wow that tastes like a sprat fresh from the can.
He smiled here is another one
As he passed me a yellow one
Mm marmalade
Ugh this is ear wax i told him as i was blind folded
v yablochko russian to english
Exactly.
Cut to a red haired boy barging into our compartment
Are you rebel wesker? He said
Nicholai growled out a swear word in russian
ty grebanyy ryzhiy zasranets ostav' moyego brata po volch'yey staye v pokoye
Russian to english translation
You fucking red headed asshole leave my wolf pack brother alone!
You want to stand up for him, you slimy russian communist pig? Ron shouted
You just wrote your death warrant i told him
Nicholai gripped his gun in his holster
What did you call me you filthy inbred redheaded fuck?
Nicholai no i told him
Nicholais wolf teeth began to reveal themselves
You want me to beat the living shit out of you weasley? Nicholai said
Huh! He shouted in anger
What do you want with my brother anyway?
He is supposed to be with me.
I was paid a fine sum of money to befriend him
Nice try i know manipulation when i see it, nicholai said
Trying to manipulate my little brother.
Listen here you red headed bucket of inbred sperm
I have this gun aimed at your head and I have a round in the chamber.
You better run nicholai zenoviev said
Now nicholai said
The red headed boy bolted down the hallway.
He smirked evilly
Good job, I said salty.
Did he shit his pants? I told nicholai
He laughed and said in russian
Da volk brat
Translation from russian to english
Yes wolf brother
The rest of the ride to hogwarts was uneventful
We best get our robes on. magril said
Right. I will leave you to get your robes on little brother
Cut to him turning away from me and began to remove his tactical gear
Nicholai said
Rebel your robe. You're not wearing it?
Ok I will wear it if it makes you guys and girls happy.
As i began to look towards the wall and i began to remove my uniform
Rebel you got scars on your back, Malfoy said.
They are from a whipping I got while in Africa on my werewolf world tour.
Nicholai began to say Rebel that was 6 years ago.
Alright as I began to place my robe onto my back.
Magril said
You look good in those robes
I paid these to be custom made
What are they made from
Persian silk and Egyptian cotton.
And my family's crest on the chest left side
Nicholai said
You gotta be kidding me?
Those are expensive robes.
They were worth 210 galleons and 1 sickle and 21 knuts
You have fine tastes rebel malfoy said
First years this way please
Cut to us walking through the woods
There is hogwarts nicholai zenoviev said
Cut to me riding with magril and ron weasley
Rebel, do you have any money?
Goddamn it ronald weasley
Leave me the fuck alone.
And by the way
Can you swim? Foolish half breed
Huh as i shoved ron out of the boat
I smirked evilly
As ron thrashed around in the water
Ron struggles to stay afloat
What happened? Hagrid asked me.
He agitated me
And this is a warning to you ron weasley
To not harass me again
As i fired my gun at him shooting him in the leg
He lets out a scream of pain and he flailed around
I sat down and said
Do not worry dear heart i missed his leg by a millimeter.
She smiled and said
You know what you do to other wizards.
As we began to enter a cave
The first years professor
Where is Ron weasley?
Check the lake i sniggered lightly
Cut to us walking into the great hall with my friends.
To be continued