After Patrick's Housewarming David decides he's not done with party games, so they play a game of Truth or Dare without the dare. Because what good high school party doesn't end with sharing dark secrets in dark corners? while Patrick realises it's ok to ask questions. And that maybe they really did meet at exactly the right time

David has a hangover, Patrick comes to help him out. He learns a bit more about Rose family history in the process. Just a little sweet post-episode moment that wandered into my head one Sunday morning. Post Episode 'The Dress' (Series 5 Episode 4)

An AU (with some canon elements) that follows our beloved David and Patrick through the creation of Rose Apothecary and falling in lurrrrrrv. But this one includes a yoga retreat with kilts because why not? This is a slooow burn but it definitely burns when it gets there. This alternates between David's and Patrick's point of view.

Patrick stumbles on to a horrible glimpse of his new husband's past. Has he already ruined his marriage that is less than a month old? May be triggering - referenced past non-con/dub-con (cannon) Also uncharacteristically strong language.

Ever since the Roses came to Schitt's Creek, Stevie's life has changed...

Patrick gets engaged to Rachel but he can't help feel that things aren't right. Throwing his old life away, he starts over at a little town called Schitt's creek. Canon Compliant Story

What if a goat had scared David and made him fall to his Doom? What if he got injured and had to be looked after in his Distress? Or - Patrick is a great boyfriend, what else is new?

Patrick wasn't looking for love, he was looking for an escape. But what happens when he finds someone who challenges him in all the right ways? Will he have the confidence to face it? Slash. Be prepared for fluff, snark and happy endings. More details inside!

Set during Season 6, episode 11 "Bachelor Party". David and Patrick get a chance for some alone time in between the escape room and the Wobbly Elm. Porn without plot ensues, with some use of David's feather tiara.

David and Patrick get a chance for a night alone at Rays. Smutty fun ensues. Set sometime between 401 and 402.

Sometimes, a rainy days occurs. Sometimes it passes. But one is never the same.

David has been cursed by the gods. He has lost the will to fight. Turns out mowing a lawn is way harder than he thought.

David flails. Patrick watches.

Takes place during the series finale.

David will stop at nothing to get his perfect wedding.

Two fathers, two sons, and some wedding day jitters.

Ficmas - Day 7

Ficmas 2019 - Day 1

Patrick and David have been dreaming about having children of their own some day, but with bumps along the way, will they keep it together? Rated T just incase

A series of missing scenes and canon interactions from Patrick's POV, chronicling his relationship with David from their first meeting through their first kiss. Rated T for language. CURRENT CHAPTER: Patrick needs to decide if he wants to commit to Rose Apothecary full time — and to pursuing the possibility of something with David.

5 times David overreacted and the 1 time it was Patrick.

Rule #1 - Never let Stevie Budd plan your bachelor party.

After Moira's movie is shelved, Johnny searches for a way to cheer his wife up. Set after 'Life is a Cabaret'

David and Patrick finally have a little privacy. But they're still taking things slowly, right? Things don't always go as planned, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

David and Patrick move in together. David panics. Spoilers for season 5.