Fucking irritating piece of shit, was the most coherent thought that bakugo could process at the moment. When racoon eyes had started talking about the plan, bakugo could feel his blood begin to boil and the heat in his cheeks rise, she makes it sound as if I'm into him, bakugo was ready to blow up and kill racoon eyes.
Me: no
Racoon eyes: why not?!
Me: because it stupid
Racoon eyes: no, it's not!
Racoon eyes: here me out, you buy him flowers, take him to dinner, make him feel amazing and then you lean in and…
Me: FUCK OFF! Were friends at most, get rid of this fucken fantasy of romance
Racoon eyes: why?
Me: three simple reasons, 1. I have to focus on being number one hero, not dating. 2. That would give villains someone to target and 3. I DON'T LIKE HIM!
Racoon eyes: that last bit sounded defensive~
Me: out
Racoon eyes: wha?
Me: I'm out
Racoon eyes: no, no, no sorrrrrrrryyyyyy, ok no more teasing
Me: …
Racoon eyes: promise
Me: fine…
Me: don't make me regret this
Racoon eyes: you won't, ok, so why don't you have an impromptu movie night
Me: … he usually plans those things and I usually tell him I hate that sort of thing so he'll know something is up…
Racoon eyes: so unsocial "sigh"
Me: regretting it
Racoon eyes: fine then what about you say he DID plan it and ur just enforcing it
Me: …
Racoon eyes: what its brilliant~ YOU said he was out of it this morning so….
Me: he'll think he forgot
Me: not bad racoon eyes
Racoon eyes: its ashido A-S-H-I-D-O, BUT YOUR WELCOME!
Me: still don't give a crap
ME: and… thanks
Racoon eyes: awwwwwwwww
Me: die
Racoon eyes: bye blasty
Me: what?
Racoon eyes: well bakubro makes you pissy if it aint kiri calling u it right?
Racoon eyes: so ima call you blasty~~
Me: hmph… fine
Racoon eyes: awwww bye blasty
Me: bye racoon eyes
Bakugo slumped back on his bed, there conversation only lasted around twenty minutes but he felt like he had just fought all for one and Shigaraki at once, seriously how can one girl be so exhausting? Bakugo began to scroll through his phone looking at movies, this looks nice, he thought looking at the movie trailer for Raw, Kirishima would shit himself, Bakugo chuckled to himself at the thought. Then Bakugo remembered he was trying to make Kirishima happy not scared. Bakugo grumbled as he scrolled down to action, deciding on Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Shit head always smiles at that one, Bakugo smiled to himself then started to saunter down stairs, hiding his light mood with a large scowl.
The common area was practically empty other than himself, frog chic, grape fruit and icy-hot. Bakugo had to try harder to hide his smile at the scene in front of him, grape fruit was now a popsicle with a sign on it labelled "repenting" and frog chic was bowing a 'thank you' to icy-hot who was trying keep his face neutral but obviously enjoying the kindness. Bakugo could easily guess what had led to these events, little perv, nice going icy-hot, Bakugo (slightly annoyed) thought. He wandered into the kitchen, one of the few places he felt at happy in the dorms, and started to grab snacks for later. Protein bars, red cool aid, meat sticks (for Kirishima) five alarm extra spicy chilli chips (for Bakugo) and strawberries (for both boys) and put them in a bag taking them back up to his room and laying them out on his bed, now we wait, Bakugo thought grabbing out his homework to triple check the answers.
~Three hours later~
Were the fuck, is he?, Bakugo wondered. Kirishima had left at 10:00 this morning and it was now 4:00 (apparently Bakugo had talked to racoon eyes longer than thought) Bakugo began to saunter back down to the common room, nowhere? Bakugo decided to play a couple of games of Mario kart and Super Smash Bro's with Pikachu and tape face. (He won them all) before he crashed on the couch, mentally and sociably exhausted. Bakugo had no Idea what time it was when he groggily woke up, but it was now dark out, so he'd say around six? He was woken up by Kirishima handing his shopping bags to earphone chic and laughing about some joke Bakugo didn't hear, he only JUST got back, its been like eight hours and the store's only an hour away? Kirishima walked past obviously not noticing Bakugo.
"Where you going mate?" Pikachu called out "wanna play" he challenged, obviously needing a new challenger after losing to Bakugo and tape face all day.
"Sorry bro, still tired, woke up WAY to early this morning, maybe later?" Kirishima offered in reply, this seemed to suffice for Pikachu who shrugged and went back to his game. Bakugo slowly rose and began to follow Kirishima to the rooms, before tape face called out.
"Wanna play another round Baku-go?" he sung trying to stir a challenge, probably bored with Pikachu and always winning so easily. "no" Bakugo called back ignoring all the competitive bones in his body that said 'I'll kill you' in response to the challenge.
Bakugo hated to admit this but as he left he stopped to listen to tape face and Pikachu's conversation.
"wow, did Bakubro turn down a challenge?"
"dude, if heard you calling him that he'd kill you, I'm surprised he didn't kill me this morning"
"true dat, but seriously, is he ok that was so…"
"not Bakugo, of him?"
"yeah, your right…"
Bakugo had started to walk off around this point thinking, their right, that isn't like me, what the hell is happening? Bakugo was waking up early, watching Spider-Man, and turning down challenges, all so ONE extra could feel good, seriously what the fuck!
Bakugo walked up to Kirishima's door and tried to open it, locked, what the hell, it was never locked. Bakugo pressed his ear to the door and heard kirishima mumbling something, so awake, bakugo began to knock on the door, fighting the urge to blow it down, when he heard kirishima call out "…coming!" as he obviously scrambled to tidy something up. This piece of shit better hurry up, bakugo started to get impatient as he heard water start to pour out the tap, seriously what is he doing? Bakugo raised his fist ready to blast the fucken door down when kirishima appeared in front of him. "come in…" his oddly large smile turned to a look of confusion at the sight of bakugo. "Bakubro?" he questioned.
"obviously, who else fuck wad!" Bakugo glowered, walking past Kirishima into his room, not even asking if it was ok, "ah, Bakugo... don't come in its messy!" Kirishima yelled after, when the fuck has that been a problem? Bakugo wondered examining the room around him, there was a ton of posters with crimson riot on them and the word manly and waves? He had a bookshelf with action manga and less text books than what he should, an army camo bedsheet, flame print curtains, punching bag and some boxes from when they had moved in (months ago) there didn't seem to be anything out of place, except, there were a few small splatters of red on the ground and the tank top kirishima had been wearing before lay next to it. "what the hell?" bakugo said as he leaned down and picked up the oddly damp tank top, "its hair dye!" Kirishima yelled, obviously concerned by the look on bakugo's face. "hair dye?" Bakugo questioned, all though it did explain why Kirishima's hair looked redder today, but it doesn't explain why he changed his shirt and the other one is damp, "ok… but why did you change?" Bakugo questioned trying to work out what kirishima was obviously hiding. "oh, um, because I was sweaty" Kirishima tried, but failed.
"wrong, you say that a sweaty shirt show's that a man works hard, try again" Bakugo pressed.
"damn, you remember that" Kirishima looked touched and stunned at the same time "ok, ok I'll tell you just don't laugh, I got hair dye in my eyes and cried, heh, heh, heh" Kirishima lied. Bakugo would have pressed further but Kirishima's eyes pleaded with him to accept the obvious lie, fine but this isn't over, "ok, well whatever hurry up" Bakugo barked, Kirishima just stood there with a dumbass look on his face "why and where?" Kirishima asked still trying to work out why bakugo was even there. "we have a fucken movie night that YOU planned in my room, hurry up or the food's gonna go bad!" Kirishima still looked confused "I planned a movie night?".
"yes"
"tonight?"
"yes! now hurry the fuck up" Bakugo yelled, this seemed to be enough to convince Kirishima who walked slowly into Bakugo's room, "ok, but just for a bit"
"just hurry up shit head"
"bruh?"
"what?"
"why can't you just ever use my name?"
"because I don't do that shit"
"but you have~"
"shut up or die"
"fine, I choose…hmmm…die" Kirishima laughed as Bakugo punched his arm, finally he's fucken laughing and ACTUALLY smiling, but what the fuck is going on with him? Bakugo wondered as he walked into his room closing the door, well whatever like it or not I'm fixing whatever the fucks wrong, shit head.
Creators note
Genzo proof read this, yay! So, this shouldn't be as shit as last chapter, though I did almost miss class to get this proof read. Not sure genzo will want to proof read again since we got into a creative dispute over how to spell something in this chapter, I say its spelt wod they say it is spelt wad, please tell me what you think in the comments because I need to prove that I'm correct.
Also special thanks to just a fairy your comment made my day and really made me happy to write this chapter, so thank you and please leave a comment if you can thank you people who take time out of there day to read this! (comment was on , please remember this is on and a03)
