Average Chris Ch6. Average Hustle Unaverage Hobby
It shows Rallo at Stuckeys on ladies night sitting at the bar on a Tuesday.
"It's not weird that I'm here on ladies night..." Rallo says taking a swig of his drink, "It just means more ladies for me and more gay guys for them...I hope they're not angry gay (Sigh) that's the last thing I need mad at me."
Suddenly music comes on
Ooooo ooooo!
"What the hell?" Says Rallo to himself slightly recognizing the voice.
Am I wrong?
(Menthis walks out dressed in nothing but a fur coat and a thong singing.)
For thinking out the box from where I stay?
"Bahahaha!" Laughs Rallo pointing at Menthis.
Am I wrong?
(Menthis turns around and Chris walks out dressed as a cowboy.)
For saying that I choose another way?
"Fan-fan fantastic." Laughs Rallo wiping away a tear.
I ain't tryna do what everybody else doing.
(Suddenly Junior walks out in nothing but a leopard print g-string thong dancing.)
Just cause everybody doing what they all do.
Rallo starts gagging, "Ack this is too much." He says trying to cover his vision of Junior's twerking ass with his hands.
If one thing I know, I'll fall, but I'll grow.
(All the women go crazy for Junior.)
I'm walking down this road of mine, this road that I call home.
"I gotta get the fuck outta here!" Says Rallo getting up and walking towards the door but Menthis spots him.
So am I wrong?
(The spotlight hits Rallo.)
For uh... thinking that we could be something for real? (Sings Rallo nervously.)
Now am I wrong?
(Sings Menthis smiling.)
For trying to reach the things that I can't see?
(Menthis grabs Rallo's hand after he was lead to the stage.)
(Everyone begins singing and dancing, Menthis and Rallo lead with Chris and Junior backup chorus.)
But that's just how I feel. (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh!)
That's just how I feel! (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh!)
That's just how I feel!
Trying to reach the things that I can't see! (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh!)
(They all strike a pose then walk back stage.)
"That was amazing!" Exclaims Rallo with excitement.
"Glad you liked it." Says Menthis with a smile.
"Not you guys dummy, look at all this money." Says Rallo throwing crumpled singles in the air happily.
"Is this the sad rock bottom you told me about with him?" Menthis asks Junior.
"Kinda." Shrugs Junior.
"Screw you guys this is the easiest money I've ever made." Says Rallo picking up the money.
"Are you sure?" Asks Menthis with a smirk.
"Ignoring that comment, so why are you guys here at Stuckeys on ladies night?" Asks Rallo curiously.
"Why are you?" Asks Junior.
"I asked first." Replies Rallo seriously.
"Well if you must know on Tuesdays we try different activities." Says Chris getting changed.
"And you chose to be strippers?" Replies Rallo with a slight laugh.
"(Sigh) it wasn't my idea it was song whore over there's turn to pick the activity." Responds Chris pointing at Menthis.
"Hmm so do they do this every night?" Asks Rallo thinking to himself.
"Why?" Asks Chris looking back at Rallo.
"Well obviously he wants to spend his nights stripping for strangers and keeping singles in his underwear." Replies Menthis rolling his eyes sarcastically.
"Fuck you guys this is a great idea." Replies Rallo then walking off in agitation.
"There's rock bottom." Junior pipes in.
(A few days later.)
(It shows Menthis and Chris playing monopoly in the kitchen when there's a knock on the apartment door.)
(Knock, knock, knock.)
"Come in." Responds Chris looking at the door.
(The door swings open and Rallo walks in.)
"Sup chumps." Says Rallo walking in with a grin.
"What do you want?" Asks an unamused Menthis.
"Boom, boom haha!" Says Rallo throwing wadded up singles on the table happily.
"Where the hell did you get that kind of money?" Asks Menthis curiously with one eyebrow raised.
"Yeah?" Chimes in Chris.
"Stripping!" Says Rallo enthusiastically.
"And you just chose to throw a bunch of dirty dollars on our table?" Asks Menthis slightly annoyed by the interruption.
"Yeah, sorry about that; yo Men I got you a gift catch it's from a patron tonight." Says Rallo tossing a dirty thong to Menthis.
"Uh thanks?" Says Menthis catching it in confusion.
"It's from a guy." Says Rallo with a chuckle.
"Gross I'm going to go disinfect my hands." Says Menthis dropping the thong in disgust and walking to the bathroom.
"This is the greatest gig I've ever had. Says Rallo with enthusiasm.
"Uh congratulations but don't you think you're overdoing it?" Asks Chris.
"What no way." Responds Rallo in his defense.
"Well we only did it on Tuesday and you keep going back maybe you have a problem like Menthis did with online shopping.
Flashback.
Chris walks in on Menthis on his laptop buying stuff "Oh hell no! I said no more buying crap online what did you get this time?!
"Don't worry, it's just the Breaking Bad playset nothing bad is going to happen." Replies Menthis
(Later it shows Menthis and Chris walking away from a burning RV in the desert.)
"Just know mistakes were made." Says Menthis to Chris and walking off in a huff.
Flashback Ends.
"It's gonna be fine, I can stop anytime." Replies Rallo shrugging off Chris's concern and turning around and begins to walk towards the door.
"That's what every addict says!" Shouts Chris too Rallo as he leaves.
"Whatever!" Shouts Rallo back as he leaves the apartment.
"Did he leave?" Menthis asks walking back into the room.
"Yep." Says Chris turning back around to look at Menthis.
"Oh no, Rallo's dirty money messed up our game guess we're gonna have to start over." Says Menthis with a slightly sarcastic tone.
"Don't try pulling that crap with me, you're just upset you were losing now sit your ass down and let's finish this I have to work in the morning." Replies Chris beginning to get annoyed.
"Ugh fine." Sighs Menthis sitting back down.
(A few weeks later.)
(Rallo and the other strippers are preparing for that night's show.)
"I'm so psyched this job is great!" Exclaims Rallo getting ready in excitement.
"You say that now, but tonight Edna comes in." Says a familiar blonde haired man putting on his outfit.
"Wait who's Edna, also aren't you that Terry Bates guy from the Langley Falls channel 3 news? Asks Rallo curiously.
"I don't like talking about my past also you'll find out soon enough." Says Terry finishing his makeup and turning his head to look at Rallo.
"Okay then…" Replies Rallo.
(Later out on stage.)
(Everyone is doing their dances and an elderly woman comes into Stuckeys and sees Rallo.)
"I'd like a dance from you young man." Says the Elderly Woman walking up to Rallo.
"Uhhh I'm good." Says Rallo trying to walk away but bumps into the manager of Stuckeys.
"Where do you think you're going?" Asks the Manager sternly.
"Away from this old bat who wants me to grind on her." Responds Rallo.
"That old bat just happens to be Mrs Edna one of Stuckey's finest customers." Says the Manager looking at Rallo angrily.
"Oh boy…" Says Rallo with a nervous gulp.
"Now you're going to do that dance she paid for." Says the Manager leading him towards Edna.
"Come on chocolate man, let's get this dance going let's see you shake that ass and make it gnasty." Says Mrs Edna slapping Rallo's butt.
"Know what no this is where I draw the line I quit." Declares Rallo angrily pulling himself away from her.
"Fine get out." Says the Manager snapping his fingers and the bouncer grabs Rallo dragging him towards the back door and throwing him out into the alley.
"Well fuck you guys too!" Shouts Rallo angrily brushing himself off, "Well there goes one of the greatest gigs I ever had." Says Rallo with sigh and walking off in nothing but a thong and shame.