Unaverage Meg Ch:8 An Average Chris Valentine's Day Special.
(It's a cold dark February night and Eddie Walker is driving to his night job, when he turns on the radio and begins singing along.)
Our love is like water.
(His phone begins to ring and he looks and sees it's Meg and he doesn't answer.)
Pinned down and abused.
For being strange.
(It shows Eddie getting dressed into his drag costume.)
Our love is no other.
Than me alone.
For me all day.
(He's putting on the last of his makeup when his phone goes off and it's Meg again and he denies the call.)
Our love is like water.
Pinned down and abused.
(He walks out onto the stage and begins singing along again.)
All over you all over me.
The sun, the fields, the sky.
(He begins hyping up the crowd clapping his hands singing sill.)
I've often tried to hold the sea.
The sun, the fields, the tide.
(While singing it shows Meg walking into the club then into the stage area spotting Eddie.)
Pay me now lay me down.
(Meg begins towards the back rooms just as Eddie is finishing up.)
Oh yeah!
(Eddie walks into the back changing room and runs into Meg.)
"What the hell is going on!?" Demands a livid Meg.
"I'm working a job to support my family." Replies Eddie rolling his eyes as he's removing his eye liner.
"Oh no, no no this is not a job Eddie Walker this is a hobby so don't give me that crap." Replies Meg rubbing her forehead, "Look I've always supported this but this is as far as I can go anymore...what will the kids think? I think we need some time apart like the therapist said."
"But." Begins Eddie but Meg cuts him off.
"No buts, I've already packed up your things you'll be staying with my brother Chris and his weird friend Menthis."
(Later Eddie is pulling into one of the parking spaces at the apartment complex gets out and walks up and presses the buzzer number for Chris and Menthis's apartment.)
"Wow sucks to be you right?" Says Menthis's voice through the speaker when suddenly you hear someone push him away.
"Ignore him, come in." Says Chris pressing the button to open the gate.
(Later as Eddie is walking in.)
"I hope him being here won't be an extended stay." Remarks Menthis walking off.
"I'm sure it won't." Replies Eddie scratching the back of his head after he sets his stuff down.
"Whatever you need to tell yourself, I know my sister." Replies Chris grabbing Eddie's bags to go put them away and walks away saying "The couch pulls out if you touch my goplay yogurt you die g'night."
(Eddie pulls out an old crusty pullout couch that looks as if it's not been cleaned in ages and music begins to play.)
I, was the knight in shining armor in your movie.
(It show's Eddie putting his family portrait on the already cluttered nightstand.)
Would put your lips on mine and love the aftertaste.
(He kisses the portrait and goes to bed.)
Now I'm a ghost, I call your name, you look right through me.
(It show's he's tried calling Meg multiple times but she won't answer.)
You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate.
(It show's Eddie finishing jerking off and when he gets up he looks to his left and sees a scarred Chris in the bathtub; Chris screams at Eddie pointing to the door making Eddie runs with his pants around his ankles falling in the doorway.)
I, I've been trying to fix my pride.
But that shit's broken, that shit's broken.
(It show's Eddie trying to go into Meg and his house but his key won't work because she changed the locks.
Lie (lie, lie), lie, l-lie, I try to hide.
But now you know it.
(His daughter Molly looks out the window and waves at him his eldest daughter Patty walks behind her shakes her head and just flicks the curtain closed.)
That I'm at an all time.
Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
(It show's Eddie driving home then crying in the apartment complex parking lot.)
*Tap,tap,tap.*
(Eddie looks up and sees a homeless man.)
"Clean your windows for a dollar." Says the homeless man pressing his face against the window.
"Know what after all I've been through I'd like that." Says Eddie handing him a dollar out the window and the man takes a old dirty newspaper spits in it then begins wiping the window with it, "And you only have newspaper fan-fucking-tastic." Eddie sighs.
Few days later on the day before Valentine's day.
(Eddie has been sulking in bed half naked covered in sadness and cheeto dust.)
"Come on Eddie we're going to Stucky's get dressed." Says Chris walking out of the bedroom putting on his coat.
"So what's Stucky's?" Asks Eddie getting in the backseat.
"Oh great place, fantastic food drinks the works." Says Chris
"Don't forget Karaoke!" Exclaims Menthis excitedly.
(Later as they pull into the bar's parking lot.)
"You guys go in I've got something important to do." Says Chris trying to wink at Menthis discreetly.
"Something wrong with your eye?" Menthis asks looking at Chris obliviously.
"Really?" Replies Chris rolling his eyes.
"Ooooh." Says Menthis realizing what Chris meant.
"Yep, you good champ?" Replies Chris.
"Mhmm." Says Menthis walking with Eddie into Stucky's, "Put these on while I go sign us up for Karaoke." He says handing Eddie a bag.
*Eddie looks in the bag seeing a different version of his crossdressing outfit that looks like Roxette.*
(Later after Eddie changes and is walking out of the bathroom Menthis comes up and drags him on stage looking like he's Roxette.)
(Music begins playing catching Eddie off guard he begins to sing along.)
I know there's something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
(Suddenly Chris has Meg walking in blindfolded.)
You've built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.
"Why do I need a blindfold? Is that Eddie singing?" She asks getting annoyed.
Listen to your heart.
When he's calling for you.
(Meg takes off her blindfold and just listens to Eddie sing.)
Listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do.
(A tear begins to fall from her eye.)
I don't know where you're going.
And I don't know why.
(Eddie looks directly at Meg.)
But listen to your heart.
Before you tell him goodbye.
"He loves you Meg go to him." Says Chris nudging Meg towards the stage.
(Eddie pulls Meg onto the stage when she walks up and hugs her.)
"You did good Chris." Says Menthis walking towards him smiling.
"I know buddy, I know." Replies Chris watching Meg and Eddie hug then share a kiss then he begins smiling also.
End of Season 1.