Unaverage Meg and Eddie: Average Chris Edition Ch9: Unaverage Departure from a Average Life Part 1.

(The camera pans through clouds and you see a house and a piano begins to play and familiar voice begins to sing.)

I walked across an empty land.

I knew the pathway like the back of my hand.

(The camera goes toward the house and the window opens.)

I felt the earth beneath my feet.

Sat by the river and it made me complete.

(It's revealed it's Meg who is singing along while listening to a radio while cleaning.)

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?

(She picks up a family portrait and begins smiling.)

I'm getting tired and I need someone to rely on.

(She looks at a photo of just her and Eddie and a tear falls from her eye.)

I came across a fallen tree.

(She hugs the portrait and closes her eyes.)

I felt the branches of it looking at me.

(The scene changes to a memory of her and Eddie walking through the park.)

Is this the place we used to love?

(Meg looks up and smiles at Eddie.)

Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

(Meg opens her eyes tears now streaming down her face.)

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?

I'm getting old and I need something to rely on

(She looks at the photos again then wipes them off and puts them back on the shelf.)

And if you have a minute, why don't we go.

Talk about it somewhere only we know?

(She stands there drying her tears.)

This could be the end of everything.

So why don't we go somewhere only we know?

Somewhere only we know.

(Meg hears Eddie and the kids get back and goes to greet them.)

(Instead she sees a balding man wearing a uniform and he's outside the door smiling.)

"Hello?" Asks Meg curiously through the door screen.

"Excuse me ma'am I'm here to talk about the upcoming election and was wondering if I could have a moment of your time?" Asks the Man.

"Uh sorry I'm a little busy at the moment." Meg lies.

"Well that's too bad we really could count on your vote, as I always say every voice makes a difference." Says the man handing her his business card and walking towards a black car and the window rolls down and he leans in talking.

(As Meg goes to close the door she thinks she sees a glimpse of Menthis as the window rolls down, but before she can be sure the guy leans his head in.)

Meanwhile.

(Eddie has picked up Menthis while Chris is at work and taken him with him to pick up the kids.)

(Eddie turns up the car radio when a song comes on and himself and Menthis begin singing along.)

Oh, oh, oh.

(Menthis closes his eyes and plays air guitar with Eddie just singing.)

You run, run, runaway.

It's your heart that you betray.

(Menthis opens eyes and sings this part while Eddie pretends he's playing drums on the steering wheel.)

Feeding on your hungry eyes.

I bet you're not so civilized.

Well, isn't love primitive?

A wild gift that you wanna give.

(Both Menthis and Eddie both sing along again.)

Break out of captivity.

(They look at each other singing.)

And follow me, stereo jungle child.

Love is the kill, your heart's still wild.

(They both begin head banging.

Shootin' at the walls of heartache!

Bang, bang!

(They both make finger gun gestures.)

I am the warrior!

Well, I am the warrior!

And heart to heart you'll win!

If you survive!

"Dad!" Shouts a voice.

The warrior!

"Dad!" Shouts the voice again.

The warrior!

"Oh sorry." Says Eddie seeing a red faced Patty.

"What's wrong girly your face looks like a cherry tomato?" Asks Menthis with a slight chuckle.

"Hmph I don't want to talk about it…Can we just go?" Says Patty still red faced getting into the car.

"Are you still being bullied by that Keli girl?" Asks Eddie.

(Patty just looks away saying nothing.)

"I got this." Menthis rolls the top part of the car and stands up, "Hey Keli!" He shouts and a blonde haired girl looks back.

"Yeah?" Asks the girl.

"Are you Keli?" Menthis asks.

"Yeah, what of it?" Asks the girl looking at Menthis.

"Don't be a bitch to Patty!" Menthis shouts at her and the girl's eyes go wide and she storms off.

"Oh my God." Says Patty sliding back in the seat embarrassed her face even redder than before.

"I think I made my point." Says Menthis sitting back down.

(They drive off to pick up Molly then head home.)

(As they pull into the driveway Meg comes to greet them.)

"It's great to see you guys." Meg says then sees Menthis, "What are you doing here?"

"I lost my house key this morning and Chris said 4 lost keys is enough if I lock myself out again I'm outside all day." Menthis replies with a sigh.

"Odd question were you here earlier?" Asks Meg.

"No why?" Replies Menthis curiously.

"Because I thought I saw you earlier driving around the neighborhood." Replies Meg.

A look of horror comes to Menthis's face, "I...I have to go." He says and takes off running towards town.

"That was weird I wonder what happened, oh well." Says Meg and walks inside.