Unaverage Meg and Eddie Ch.11: Unaverage Blackmail.
(It's after 2am at the Walker house and Eddie is wide awake laying in bed thinking about what happened earlier.)
Flashback.
"If you don't play ball I'll send them after you and your family just like they're going to do with your brother in-law and his stupid friend." Says Lana with a vindictive smile.
"But…" Begins Eddie but is cut off by Lana.
"No buts meet me at the town square at eight A.M. or pay the price." She says with a cold tone in her voice blowing him a kiss and begins walking off not before saying, "Not a word to your wife either or else." And walks away.
(Eddie shuts the door and goes back in to eat.)
"Who was that?" Asks Meg.
With no other choice Eddie lies and says, "No one important just some solicitor."
"Oh? Okay." Replies Meg suspiciously.
Flashback Ends.
Eddie looks at Meg sleeping and says sadly, "I have to do this for my family." And falls asleep.
That morning.
(Eddie is helping the girls get ready while Meg is watching the news.)
"Tragedy struck today front-runner Jonathan Tuffman who was running for president found dead by the river." Says Tom Tucker and the face of the man who visited the house yesterday is shown.
"Oh my God." Says a shocked Meg, "That doesn't mean? It couldn't." Shaking the thought away.
Eddie walks up and kisses Meg on the cheek, "Have a good day I'm going to go take the kids to school then go do my thing." He says with a smile opening the door then walking out with the kids then getting into the car and driving off.
(After dropping the girls Eddie pulls into town square gets out of his car and sits down on a park bench.)
A man wearing a trench coat and sunglasses walks up and sits down on the bench, "I have the envelope." Whispers the man handing it to Eddie.
Eddie curiously opens it and it's a bunch of butt photos with the top resembling a logo caption reading lesbian butts in jeans 2.0, "I...I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this." He says.
The man takes off the glasses revealing it to be Peter and says, "Wait you're not Xander."
"Mr Griffin?" Replies Eddie finally recognizing him.
"Uh...uh look there goes Meg!" Peter says pointing away.
"What, where?" Says a suddenly scared Eddie but Peter sucker punches him knocking him out grabbing the envelope and running off.
*Blink*
*Blink*
"Ugh I think I remember why I don't visit the in-laws very much." Says Eddie sitting up clutching his head gathering himself he looks up seeing Lana.
"Let's go have some fun for old times sake." She says grabbing his arm and dragging him to her car getting in and then driving off.
(Lana is driving around with a blackmailed Eddie when Lovefool comes on and she begins singing along.)
Dear, I fear we're facing a problem.
You love me no longer, I know.
(She looks at Eddie and makes a kissy face at him.)
And maybe there is nothing.
That I can do to make you do.
(She lightly grazes her finger across his chest and he just rolls his eyes.)
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother.
That I ought to stick to another man.
A man that surely deserves me.
But I think you do!
(They pull into the driveway of the mall and park, they both get out and go inside.)
So I cry, and I pray, and I beg.
(She drags Eddie into the photo booth.)
Love me, love me.
Say that you love me!
(They take multiple pictures.)
Fool me, fool me.
Go on and fool me!
(They finish taking the photos and in each one Eddie looks even more unhappy.)
Love me, love me.
Pretend that you love me!
(Lana hugs Eddie but finally unable to take it anymore he secretly messages Menthis.)
Leave me, leave me.
Just say that you need me!
So, I cry, and I beg for you to.
(Eddie sigh's hoping he got it.)
Love me, love me.
Say that you love me!
(She drags Eddie off to the food court.)
Leave me, leave me.
Just say that you need me!
(It shows her trying to feed Eddie some french fries and you can clearly see the annoyed look on his face.)
I can't care 'bout anything but you!
(They head into the clothing store and she grabs some clothes to try on and heads into the changing room, but just then Eddie's phone goes off.)
"What was that?" Asks Lana popping her head out.
"Nothing just the uh notification for our dinner date." Says Eddie putting his phone back.
Meanwhile.
Menthis finished sending Eddie the text, "We got to go save Eddie." He says getting up, "Come on we're heading to Lavar's."
"I thought Lana said she'd send Mathias after them?" Asks Chris with concern showing in his
"You don't think that it won't already happen? He's coming all us either way so let's put that fear into her, you still have those clothes I had when I first met you right?" Menthis asks Chris.
"Yeah, why?" Replies Chris.
"Just bring it." Says Menthis.
Meanwhile with Lana and Eddie.
(Lana and Eddie pull into the driveway of Lavar's they then park and go inside.)
"Oh my God I love this song!" Lana says hearing Rollercoaster playing.
(Lana begins singing.)
It was summer when I saw your face.
Looked like a teenage runaway.
(She pulls an uncomfortable Eddie closer.)
Oh god I never thought we'd take it that far.
Some killer queen you are.
(She twirls Eddie and it shows him running.)
Now I'm running and I can't stop anywhere I go.
I think about it everyday and night I can't let go.
(It shows Eddie running with Lana's head appearing everywhere.)
Man, I'm never the same.
We were shotgun lovers, I'm a shotgun running away!
(A giant Lana head appears and eats him and he begins falling.)
So come a little closer.
There was something I can tell ya.
(He hits the ground and looks around.)
It was such a rollercoaster.
And a killer queen you are!
(A light turns on and he sees he's surrounded by Lanas.)
Rollercoaster, I don't say no.
Rollercoaster, when you don't say no.
(They all start trying to grab Eddie.)
And it's such a rollercoaster.
Some killer queen you are!
*BOOM!*
"I'm looking for someone named Lana." Says Menthis kicking in the door trying his best to mimick Mathias's voice.
(Menthis doesn't notice his wallet fell out of his pocket.)
"I'm Lana what's it to you?" Asks Lana looking at Menthis.
"I heard what you were doing to my boy Eddie." Says Menthis.
"And?" Asks Lana snidely.
"And if you do it again I'll make you regret it." Replies Menthis.
"Ugh fine." Says Lana beginning to walk off but trips and secretly grabs Menthis's wallet noticing it wasn't him she continues to play along and storms off.
Later.
Lana walks into a room and throws the wallet on the table, "I got it like you asked."
"Perfect just perfect baby girl." Says the actual Mathias with a smile.
(Lana walks up and kisses him.)