Unaverage Meg and Eddie Ch.12: An Unaverage Eddie and Menthis Competition.
(Music is playing and the camera pans from the sky towards the Quahog performing arts center going through the window you see Junior with a girl in a green dancing and they begin singing.)
I love it when you call me Señorita.
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya.
(The girl spins into Junior and he does a dip and it's revealed to be Eddie dressed as Emma.)
But every touch is ooh-la-la-la.
It's true la-la-la.
(Junior twirls Eddie.)
Ooh I should be running.
Ooh you keep me coming.
For ya.
(After the twirl Junior begins to sing.)
Land in Miami.
The air was hot from summer rain.
Sweat dripping off me.
(Junior pulls Eddie close.)
Before I even knew her name la-la-la.
It felt like ooh-la-la-la.
Yeah, no.
Meanwhile.
(Menthis is in the tree outside the center looking in with binoculars.)
"That son of a bitch, I knew they weren't going to get spandex bedazzled. I should know they close at five!" Menthis says turning his head looking at Chris.
"We both know that! You're currently banned from there." Says Chris.
"There shouldn't be a limit for bedazzled clothing!" Yells Menthis at Chris.
"You had a problem! And now you're being a stalker." Replies Chris.
"Come on we're going inside." Says Menthis jumping out of the tree and walking towards the center.
"Do we have to?" Asks Chris.
"Yes!" Replies Menthis.
"Awww." Groans Chris and begins following him.
"Liars!" Shouts Menthis says walking in the room.
(Eddie and Junior are still practicing doing their routine mid dip and Junior looks up seeing Menthis he drops Eddie.)
"It's not what it looks like." Says Junior.
"Shut up you fat bitch." Says Menthis walking up.
Junior grabs Menthis pulling him in close and says, "You best watch who you call a fat bitch, bitch." Shoving him to the ground.
(Menthis gets up brushing himself off.)
"Look Men it wasn't that I didn't want to invite you to the song and dance competition, it's just you can sing but you can't dance." Says Eddie.
"I...I can dance…" Stammers Menthis sadly.
"Bull we've all seen your score on Dance Dance Revolution you've got the rhythm of an epileptic with cerebral palsy." Replies Chris.
Menthis looks at Chris and says, "That's hurtful man."
(Eddie and Junior begin gathering their things and as they walk out and Junior looks back and flips off Menthis as he walks through the door.)
"I'm gonna beat that dick." Menthis says out loud looking at Eddie.
"You gonna beat that dick good aren't ya?" Asks Chris with a slight chuckle.
"Yeah you bet, I'm gonna." Menthis begins but stops and says, "Wait a minute (Turns his head to Chris.) You're making fun of me?" He asks.
"How'd you guess?" Chris says with smile.
"Go fuck yourself!" Shouts Menthis in frustration.
"I do every night." Laughs Chris walking out.
"God Damnit!" Menthis says out loud to himself frustratedly.
Later that night at the apartment.
(Menthis is at the table with a sewing machine working furiously.)
"He says I can't dance, I'll show him and Chris." He says sliding a maroon dress through the machine, "Perfect." He says with a smile, "Time to beat him at his own game." He declares holding the dress heading into the bathroom.
Later.
(Chris is walking towards the bathroom and the door opens.)
A women walks out and declares, "Ta-da!"
"Who the hell are you and what are you doing in our apartment." Says a startled Chris who blinks twice and leans in to get a better look, "Menthis?" He asks.
"Mavis actually." Menthis says with a week.
"Wow... just wow, you're really going all out with this spitefulness aren't you?" Asks Chris.
"Yep I'm gonna beat Eddie at his own game, and you're going to help me do it." Says Menthis with a vindictive smirk.
"Why?" Groans Chris out of annoyance.
"Because, now try this on and memorize your lines before tomorrow." Replies Menthis handing Chris a costume and lyrics written on paper.
Later the next day at the competition.
(Chris and Menthis finish signing in as him and Mavis.)
"Menthis get cold feet?" Asks Eddie walking up dressed as Emma with Junior.
"No, not really." Says Menthis turning around with a smile.
"Menthis?" Gasps Eddie shocked at how convincing his costume is.
"Mavis actually." Replies Menthis with a smile.
"You can't just copy me and think you'll win." Says Eddie in frustration.
"We'll see." Replies Menthis.
"Well good luck then." Says Eddie, "Come on Junior.
"As he said good luck, you're gonna need it bitch." Says Junior walking off.
Later after Emma and Junior finish performing.
"Chris and Mavis." Calls the announcer.
"You ready?" Asks Menthis.
"No but I guess I have no other choice do I?" Replies Chris with a sigh.
"That's the spirit." Responds Menthis ignoring Chris's pessimism.
(Menthis walks out onto the stage clapping dressed as Mavis and begins to sing.)
All you want, all you need.
I could be your anything.
(The crowd begins to get hyped up.)
Tell me, boy, what you need?
(Chris begins to dance behind him.)
Honest eyes, no disguise.
You know where I'll be tonight.
(Menthis reaches his arm out towards the crowd.)
Tell me, boy, what you need?
(One man in particular begins to focus on Menthis.)
(Chris begins to sing the next part by himself while Menthis raises his arms and begins dancing but not before he looks at Eddie and Junior giving them a sly wink.)
'Cause I'll be waiting for you.
Trying just to get through.
(Menthis and Chris point at each other and begin to sway their heads side to side.)
Tell me what to do.
Just tell me what to do.
(Both of them begin pointing at the crowd and they all begin to cheer including the man staring intensely at Menthis.)
And I've been up the whole night.
Trying to get my head right.
"I need to have her." Says the man to himself.
No matter what I do, all I want is you.
(Both Chris and Menthis begin singing together and dancing.)
Ooh, how I want ya
Ooh, how I need ya, darling
Ooh, how I want ya
Ooh, how I need ya, darling
Ooh, how I want ya
Ooh, how I need ya, darling
(Menthis looks back and gives a snide smile to both Eddie and Junior.)
"That son of a bitch." Eddie says to himself.
Later.
"Okay we all had a great time didn't we?" Asks the Announcer.
"Woooo!" Shouts the crowd in enthusiasm.
"I take that as a yes, and now to announce our winners." Says the Announcer.
(The judge hands her the results.)
"And our winners are…." Begins the Judge.
"Come on." Says Eddie.
"Come on." Says Menthis crossing his fingers.
"Little Tammy Lynn and Cindy Grace!" Says the Announcer excitedly.
"What!?" Says both Eddie and Menthis in shock.
"Well damn..." Menthis says sadly.
"Right?" Responds Eddie with a laugh.
"Hey at least we know who to kneecap next time." Laughs Menthis.
"Haha yep." Laughs Eddie and walks off with Menthis.
"That's it, they're friends again?" Says a shocked Chris.
*Beep* *Beep* (Goes the ringer on Chris's phone and he checks it.)
"He's back!" Reads the Message from Lois.