AC OCU:ELECTED Ch.13:An Unaverage Return.
(It shows Chris and Menthis riding in Chris's car to go pick up Stewie from the airport and a nervous Menthis flips on the radio.)
Someone told me long ago.
There's a calm before the storm.
(Chris is tapping his hand on the steering wheel to the beat of the song.)
I know, well it's been comin' for some time.
(Menthis slowly pulls out a picture of his brother from his wallet and stares at it nervously.)
When it's over, so they say.
It'll rain a sunny day.
I know, shinin' down like water!
(Chris takes his free hand that was tapping and puts it on Menthis's shoulder and smiles at him.)
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
Comin' down on a sunny day.
(They pull into the parking lot of the airport.)
"Come on Men you need to relax." Says Chris pulling into the parking spot.
"But." Begins Menthis but is cut off before he can finish.
"No buts. Everything will be fine, you no we got this." Says Chris with a smile turning off the engine and getting out of the car, "Come on. Chris motions to Menthis to follow heading towards the entrance to the airport.
(Later at Meg and Eddie's house, Meg is getting herself and the kids ready to go meet Stewie, Chris and, Menthis at her parent's house while Eddie stays home.)
"You sure you're going to be okay?" Asks Meg with concern.
"I'll be fine, I'll be fine." Replies Eddie walking Meg and the kids to the door, "I'll meet you guys there later." Eddie says kissing Meg goodbye.
(Eddie shuts the door and presses a button on a remote he picks up off the shelf and music begins playing and Eddie begins dancing.)
On the floors of Tokyo.
A-down in London town's a go go.
(He dances into the living room.)
A-with the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself.
(He shuts the blinds.)
A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night.
(He rips off his pants.)
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration.
And I'm dancing with myself.
(He begins dancing up the stairs.)
Oh oh, Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself.
(He dances down the hall and goes into his study.)
Well, there's nothing to lose.
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself.
(He dances towards a globe by the desk.)
If I looked all over the world.
(He opens the globe.)
And there's every type of girl.
(Eddie looks at the bottles and grabs the Pawtucket Aged Scotch.)
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
And leave me dancin' with myself.
(He grabs the scotch glasses from the desk and begins pouring the scotch into the glass.)
So let's sink another drink.
Cause it'll give me time to think.
(Eddie takes a big gulp and twirls into the recliner by the desk.)
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance.
And I'll be dancin' with myself.
"Ah finally some me time." Declares Eddie beginning to recline and relax when his phone goes off, "Hello?" He says answering it.
"Hey Edward it's your dad, sorry it's such short notice I'm in town for a funeral you guys mind if I stop by?" Asks Frank Walker.
"Uh...uh um we're kinda busy." Says Eddie looking down at himself holding a glass of scotch in nothing but a tank top and his skivvies.
"It'll be no trouble I'm almost there no less than twenty minutes." Says Frank hanging up.
"Crap, crap, crap!" Shouts Eddie scrambling to put away the bottle and go get ready.
(20 minutes later.)
*Ding Dong!*
(The doorbell goes off and Eddie goes to answer the door.)
"Hi...dad good to see you." Says Eddie nervously opening the door.
"Where is everyone?" Asks Frank walking in and looking around.
"Uh…." Eddie begins.
"I thought you said you all were busy where is everyone?" Asks Frank suspiciously.
"We….are Meg and the girls already left to meet Stewie, and I was just about to go meet them... yeah." Replies Eddie.
"Then why don't we go meet them?" Asks Frank enthusiastically.
"Oh...uh... we're going to the Griffin's though so maybe another time?" Stammers Eddie.
"Nonsense I'm sure it'll be just fine I get to catch up with everyone that way." Says Frank dragging Eddie out the door to his car.
(Meanwhile at the airport.)
(Stewie is coming down the escalator and sees Chris waving to him.)
"Where is everyone?" Asks Stewie looking around.
"Uh (Scratches head.) Yeah it's just me and Menthis." Replies Chris.
"Oh…" Says Stewie with sadness showing in his voice.
"Don't be sad we've got a surprise for you." Says Chris scrambling to grab his luggage for him but Stewie stops him.
"I've also got a surprise, Micky you can come out now." Says Stewie.
(A sandy blonde haired man slowly walks down the escalator.)
"Chris is my life partner Micky Devoe." Says Stewie grabbing Mickey's hand then looking up and smiling at him.
(Chris looks on in shock from the revelation.)
"A lot had changed for me after Brian died I needed to find myself, and Micky was the one who truly helped when I needed it." Says Stewie hugging him.
(Menthis walks up now dressed as a pilot and Chris looks at him.)
"What the hell happened to you?" Asks Chris.
"Well I went in to pee and some guy asked me to hold a broom next thing I knew I have a 4:30 flight to Phoenix." Replies Menthis he looks at Stewie hugging some dude, "What's going on here?" Asks Menthis.
"Menthis this is Micky Stewie's new life partner." Replies .
"Oh wow that sounds like a cooler story than this." Menthis says stripping out of his uniform down to his underwear walking to the desk setting the clothes on it then says, "I quit." And walks off.
The man looks up and says, "Sir he's almost naked should we do something?"
The Manager looks at Menthis walking away and says, "No let him go that boys going places."
"Who is he?" Asks the Man.
"The best damn broom handler this airport's ever seen." Says the Manager and his pants and underwear fall down revealing a broomstick where his penis should be.
(Meanwhile with Frank and Eddie.)
"So how are the kids?" Asks Frank driving to the Griffins with Eddie.
"They're fine." Replies Eddie not really looking at Frank.
"How's the job?" Asks Frank.
"Uuh, n-not bad work's work I guess." Replies Eddie nervously.
"Good to hear, now how's Meg?" Asks Frank.
"She's fine I guess, no complaints really." Replies Eddie looking down at his feet.
(Frank and Eddie pull into the parking space at the Griffin's house and get out and walk towards the door then knock.)
"Come in." Says a voice from inside.
Frank and Eddie walk in and hear, "Surprise!" With everyone popping out of their hiding spots.
"Oh damn it, it's just Eddie and Frank." Says Peter.
"Hi Frank." Says Lois arms crossed and a snide look on her face.
"Lois." Greets Frank with a slight nod.
Peter looks at Lois then at Frank then says, "Okay who the fuck invited Frank?"
"Ooooooh Pop pop said a swear." Says Molly.
"What the hell dad?" Asks a furious Meg.
Peter looks at Meg and says, "Shut up Meg."
"No dad you shut up!" Retorts Meg, "Also why is Frank here?" She asks now looking at Eddie.
"Uhh…" Begins Eddie.
"Good to see you too Meg and don't blame Eddie I showed up of my own accord." Replies Frank, "I'm in town to attend a funeral and I thought, why not see my family? But if it's going to be a problem I can always leave."
"Bye." Says Lois with a wave.
"Huh?" Says Frank caught off guard.
"You heard my wife bye." Replies Peter.
"Oh...ouch." Says Frank turning towards the door when suddenly there's a knock at the door.
"Aw crap quick everyone hide!" Declares Peter and everyone srcambles to hide.