AC OCU-ELECTED Ch.14: Unaverage Closure.
"Surprise!" Shouts everyone.
"Awe oh my god what a total surprise that I totally didn't just see you there screaming at each other before hiding very poorly." Says Stewie in a sarcastic gasp.
Peter walks up holding a box, "Well if we're playing that game here's that half crushed warm last minute gotten raspberry flavored cake that totally hasn't been on the dashboard of my car for the last 5 hours." Replies Peter handing Stewie the cake.
"Awe I'll treasure this until tomorrow when I just throw it all away after eating half a bite of a slice of cake." Gushes Stewie still being sarcastic.
"Oh how I've missed these moments now let us awkwardly try giving each other a hug while noticeably trying not to make eye contact ending with an uncoordinated pat on the back." Says Peter holding his arms out.
"Awe Pop." Says Stewie and he and Peter do just that.
Peter whispers into Stewie's ear, "This is not a game you will win boy."
"Sure I won't." Stewie says in reply.
*15 minutes later.*
"Well now that Peter is done crying in the shoe closet, let's begin the party." Says Lois
"I didn't lose,I let him win!" Shouts Peter from upstairs.
"Do I have to come up there?!" Shouts Stewie.
"No I'll be good!" Shouts back Peter.
Molly tugs on Meg's sleeve and asks,"Is Pop pop a wussy?"
Meg takes a deep breath then looks at Eddie and says, "This is why we don't visit my parents."
"Well why don't you visit me?" Asks Frank.
"Because she doesn't like being around dicks, just ask her girlfriend Emma!" Shouts Peter from upstairs.
"Shut up dad!" Shouts back Meg.
Frank finally breaks letting out a big sigh he says, "That's it!" Says Frank standing up everyone looking at him he begins ranting,"I'm sick of this, I'm sick of everything! My sissy son and his absurd freaks of a family I've had enough!"
"What did you just say?" Asks Stewie getting up and walking towards him.
"What did I upset the closet case?" Frank says with a smile, "It's funny your dog died, so you had to go get yourself a boyfriend how sad is that?" He laughs.
(Next thing you see is Frank being thrown through the window.)
"If you ever talk about any of my family especially Brian ever again I will personally see to it that you never walk again!" Shouts Stewie angrily coming up grabbing Frank and throwing him into the driveway.
"I'll make sure you pay for this! I've got powerful friends now watch your back!" Frank retorts picking himself up brushing himself off getting in his car and speeding off.
"Are you okay?" Asks Micky walking towards Stewie.
"I..I-I'm fine I just need to lye down." Stewie says walking upstairs to his old room and lays down music begins to play as Micky walks in to check on him.
Everytime I go to bed, I dream of you.
(It shows Brian he looks at Stewie then smiles and waves at him, Stewie goes to wave back but he wakes up with tears in his eyes.)
Everytime I eat ice cream, it reminds me of you.
(Next day Stewie is eating ice cream when it morphs into Brian's face and winks at him causing him to rub his eyes and Brian's face disappears.)
Everytime i sit on a bench to pass the time...
(Stewie is walking through the park and sits down on a bench and looks up at the sky.)
All I can do is think of you.
(A cloud morphs into the shape of Brian and begins to float towards Stewie.)
Would you hold my head up high?
Would you make my life as big as the sky?
Would you come back and spend the rest of your life with me?
(Stewie reaches up towards the cloud.)
What can i do, what can i say...
I miss you everyyyy day, it is true.
(But it disappears.)
"Oh God I miss Brian I need him back." Cries Stewie, "Wait the time machine if I go back far enough to when Brian was still young I can spend the rest of his life with him again!" He declares and heads back to the Griffin's home.
*Later upstairs at his parents house.*
Stewie heads towards his old bedroom to use the time machine when he sees Menthis sprawled out on top of his bed Stewie pokes him in his side, "Yo Drunky Sue what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?" He demands.
(Menthis slowly gets up revealing he's half naked under the sheets.)
"Oh God." Says Stewie says shielding his eyes, "Put some damn clothes on!"
"Oh stop freaking out it's not like you haven't seen a wiener before especially since." Menthis.
"Since what Menthis?" Stewie asks slowly leaning in close to Menthis with the same look in his eyes he had with Frank.
"Nothing..." Says Menthis slowly finishing getting dressed.
"Why are you even here, where's Chris?" Asks Stewie.
"Chris said he had a few things he had to finish after you left for bed said he'd come back, I guess he forgot." Shrugs Menthis.
"Know what, I'll take you home but I just have to finish something." Stewie walking to his closet and pulls on a bat making a red learning block pop up from secret compartment. He then presses the sides in a certain order and the closet opens to his old weapons room, "Come on Men." Motioning for Menthis to follow him inside.
"What the hell is this place?" Says Menthis in awe looking around the huge room.
"There it is." Declares Stewie pointing at the time machine heading towards it and going in.
"What are we going to do?" Asks Menthis.
"Something that I should have done a long time ago." Replies Stewie typing in May 16 1999, "That should do it." He says and the machine activates with a flash of light sending them back in time.
*They appear in a flash of light by a familiar road.*
"Where are we?" Asks Menthis.
"Duck down you idiot." Says Stewie grabbing Menthis and hiding in the bush, "Where is he?"
"Where is who?" Asks Menthis.
"Just shut up I got this." Says Stewie still looking around for Brian suddenly he spots him with another familiar looking dog, "There he is!" Stewie says outloud, "Brian, Brian, Briiiiiian!" Stewie says calling out to him.
"So you ready to get a drink at Mcjiggers?" Asks the other dog who is revealed to be Shredder.
"Know what I'm going to go try and hit a few more cars, I'll meet you there." Replies Brian.
"Alright I'll see you there." Says Shredder walking off.
"Wait if Brian's still alive then we're back in time." Says Menthis out loud.
"Exactly which is why I'm going to convince him to come back with me, it'll be like old times." Stewie says beginning to smile.
"What old times?" Asks Menthis.
Stewie looks back and says, "What are you talking about?"
"Okay if I've learned anything from time travel is if you do something in the past it makes repercussions in the future." Menthis begins, "So think about it like this you take Brian to the future it'll erase any past good memories you ever had as if they never happened even adding the possibility of reshaping or destroying your relationship entirely."
"Oh... You're right." Stewie sighs sadly when he sees Brian walk up.
"You call me? Brian asks.
"Yeah this dude wanted to give you 40 bucks for a hug." Says Menthis.
"Okay?" Says Brian a little shaken by the request.
"Dude I don't have 40 dollars to spare." Whispers Stewie to Menthis.
"We doing this or what?" Asks Brian getting impatient.
"Don't worry I have you covered through Chris just do it." Says Menthis urging Stewie do it.
"You're a good bad friend Men." Says Stewie going towards Brian, "Wait would it be too much if I called you a good boy and petted your ears?" He asks.
"Is this sexual?" Asks Brian with suspicion showing in his voice.
"Oh no, no no nothing like that you just remind me of a good boy I knew." Replies Stewie.
"Okay…" Replies Brian.
They both go in for a hug and Stewie pets Brian's ear while doing it and he says, "You're a good boy." A tear rolling down his cheek, "Thank you for that." Stewie says smiling weakly.
"No problem." Replies Brian just then Peter's car pulls up.
"You see that car." Says Stewie pointing at Peter's car, "Try him first I'm sure you'll get the most from him trust me."
"Okay thanks for the information." Says Brian walking towards the car.
"You did the right thing." Says Menthis putting a hand on Stewie's shoulder.
"I know." Replies Stewie wiping his eyes, "Hey Men he forgot to take the 40 dollars didn't he?" He asks.
"Yep." Replies Menthis shaking his head.
"I'm sure he'll be fine." Says Stewie with a smile, "Let's go home." He says throwing down the return pad.