AC OCU-ELECTED Ch 15. Elected Part 1.
(It shows a man who looks like Menthis walking with a group of people who are dressed in black through a funeral home he is revealed to be Mathias as he adjusts his tie with a slight smile and music begins playing.)
Show me how to lie.
You're getting better all the time.
(The group leaves out of the funeral home carrying a closed casket through the pouring rain heading towards the burial plot.)
And turning all against the one.
It's an art that's hard to teach.
(They reach the burial plot.)
Another clever word.
Sets off an unsuspecting herd.
(They begin the service.)
And as you get back into line.
A mob jumps to their feet.
(Lightning flashes showing the name Jonathan Tuffman.)
Now dance, fucker, dance.
Man, he never had a chance.
And no one even knew.
It was really only you.
(Mathias's grin gets bigger and he has to cover his mouth to hide his enjoyment from his evil deeds.)
And now you steal away.
Take him out today.
Nice work you did!
You're gonna go far, kid!
(The ceremony is almost over and they begin to lower the casket.)
With a thousand lies.
And a good disguise.
Hit 'em right between the eyes!
Hit 'em right between the eyes!
Mathias walks away still chuckling to himself as he takes a card out of his pocket which is shown to be Menthis's ID that Lana took then says, "It's time to begin."
When you walk away.
Nothing more to say.
See the lightning in your eyes.
See 'em running for their lives.
(It shows Mathias walk in and get into a car and drive off.)
The next day.
(Stewie's alarm goes off and music begins to play.)
I wish I'd snoozed, I could've used a bit more sleep.
(Stewie gets up and turns off his alarm then rubs his eyes with a yawn.)
Put on my shoes, these ones are ruining my feet.
(It then shows Stewie getting out of the shower getting dressed then putting on his shoes then heading down the stairs.)
Eat that apple to the core.
As I hurry, hurry out the door.
(Stewie goes to the fridge and grabs an apple bites into it as he heads out the door.)
And on my way to seize the day, I start to think.
Did I leave something on the counter by the sink?
(It shows Stewie driving his eyeballs go wide, he begins looking for something he lost.)
Check my pockets, never mind.
Hurry, hurry there's no time.
(He lets out a sigh as he pulls out a card.)
I say let's work, but I'm the jerk who's late again.
And they know well that I was up till 4am.
(Stewie gets a phone call from someone and it looks like he's getting frustrated from the call.)
This should be easier, I guess.
Hurry, hurry what a mess.
(Stewie let out a sigh as he hung up then hit the gas pedal of the car speeding up.)
Oooh I'm gonna miss something.
If I keep bumping.
The most significant stuff.
(Stewie flips down the sun visor showing a picture which he smiles at.)
All my friends and all the loose ends.
And this love of mine.
(The picture is revealed to be one of him, Chris, Micky and, Menthis from when they drove from the airport.)
'Cause I'm running out of time.
(Stewie then pulls into the driveway of a building, parks the car and goes inside.)
Later inside the building.
(Stewie heads down the hallway then goes up a flight of stairs then enters another doorway, going down the hallway until he reaches a door that says Arthur .D and goes inside.)
Inside there is a man who is slightly chubby with brown graying hair, Who says, "Stewie!" enthusiastically to him.
"Douchebag how are you?" Stewie says with a laugh, "Are you ready to win this thing?"
"You bet!" Says Arthur pulling out a flyer that reads vote for A. Douche.
"Oh yeah, i thought we agreed we weren't going to go with that flyer…" Says Stewie putting his hand over his face shaking his head.
"Why what's wrong with it?" Asking Arthur in a disheartened tone.
"I think you know why." Says Stewie beginning to glare.
"That's the thing I want to make a change for, I don't want to be known as a regular douche I want to be a douche you can trust." Says Arthur with complete enthusiasm.
"I told you this, no one's going to vote for a man with douchebag in their name." Replies Stewie beginning to get annoyed.
Meanwhile at the Barrington Country Club.
(Reginald Barrington and Carter Pewterschmidt are having a discussion in the dining area of the country club.)
"Damn it this is unbelievable our front runner is dead." Says Reginald in an angry huff.
"Now that Douchebag is going to help everyone, not just us." Says Carter slamming his fist on the table, "What happened to the days where the poor were fine with being poor, it's completely asinine!" Declares Carter angrily.
A butler comes in, "Sir a mister Frank Walker is here to see you." He says.
"Let him in." Replies says Reginald.
(Frank Walker enters the room.)
"What do you want and make it quick?" Says Reginald.
"Please, I want to get into the country club." Pleads Frank, "Please I'll do anything."
"Anything you say?" Inquires Carter.
"But butt stuff." Replies Frank.
"Damn it there goes my idea." Sighs Carter.
(Suddenly there's a knock on the door but before they answer, it swings open then Mathias walks in.)
"I'm so sorry sir he went right past me." says the butler walking towards him trying to grab Mathias's arm.
Mathias quickly grabs the butler's arm and twists it making him go down to his knees then kicks him away, "Now gentleman if you're now willing to listen to me we can continue."
"What makes you think you can barge in and hurt my worker then think I'll listen to you?" Demands Reginald.
"Because I want the same thing you do, power." Says the Mathias.
"Go on." Says Reginald now gaining interest.
"I heard about the loss of Jonathan." Says Mathias accidentally letting out a slight chuckle then coughing to hide it, "Sorry about that, but I have a proposition for you." He says with an evil smile.
Meanwhile with Stewie and Arthur.
(Stewie and Arthur are debating on how to go about the election.)
"Oh my God how many iterations of the Douchebag angle are you going to pitch." Says Stewie already at his limit.
"Come on let's just try it." Says Arthur, "What's the worst that could happen?"
20 minutes later.
(Stewie and Arthur are being chased by an angry mob.)
"I told you not to go to the park and ask those kids how would they and their parents would like a douche?!" Shouts Stewie at Arthur.
"I'm sorry!" Replies Arthur running behind him into the building.
Back in Arthur's office.
"We're going to do my idea and I think I know the right guys to help.
Meanwhile back at the country club.
"So do we have a deal?" Asks Mathias extending his hand to shake Reginald's.
Reginald looks at Mathias, then Carter who shakes his head yes then Reginald extends his hand shaking Mathias's saying, "Deal."
"I thought so." Says Mathias with a smile
"And you, if you pull this off you're in the country club so don't screw this up." Says Reginald looking at Frank.
"Now let's get to work, Lana you can come in now." Calls out Mathias and Lana walks in.
"Did you call me?" Asks Lana.
"Yes we're going to need you to go into town and do a few things." Mathias says handing her a paper.
Lana looks at the paper then says, "Interesting, you really think this will work.
"I didn't hire you to ask questions just do your job." Mathias says brushing off her question and shooing her off.
Meanwhile Stewie is now with Menthis and Junior at a food truck about to cut the ribbon.
"Hi, my name is Stewie, and I approve these burgers." Says Stewie cutting the ribbon opening Menthis's Burger Van.
Music begins to play.
I got the magic in me.
(It shows Menthis, flipping patties and putting spices on them.)
Every time I touch that track it turns into gold.
(Menthis flips the patty.)
Everybody knows I got the magic in me.
(Menthis finishes making the burger, wraps it up and scoops some fries onto the plate as Junior rings up the customer.)
When I hit the floor the girls come snapping at me.
"Thank you, come again." Says Junior with a wave.
Now everybody wants some presto magic.
Magic, magic, magic.
(More customers buy burgers.)
Ah ooooooo!
I got the magic in me.
Stewie and Menthis are eating burgers at one of the tables outside, "Today was a good day Men, your presidential burger promotion was a fantastic idea." Says Stewie biting into the burger then wiping his mouth, "So between you and I, what's your secret ingredient?"
"Crack." Replies Menthis looking him dead in the face.
"Excuse me?" Says Stewie shocked.
"As I said, no spices just crack." Says Menthis chewing his burger.
"Are you fucking insane?" Asks an outraged Stewie, "I can't support a place that sells crack to it's customers! You realize I have to shut you down?
(Menthis points to the burger in his hand.)
"Aww fuck and I ate a burger." Says Stewie shaking his head, "Wait idea." He says out loud.
Later
(Stewie and Menthis are walking away from a burning van.)
"We'll say it was a grease fire explosion." Says Stewie.
"What about Junior, we left him in a burning van?!" Says Menthis worried as he turns around seeing Junior just sit in the burning van.
"Same shit different day..." Says Junior with a sigh rolling his eyes as his shirt catches fire.
As Stewie and Menthis walk down the street they spot flyers on the sides of the buildings, "What the hell?" Stewie says taking one and reading it out loud, "Frank Walker and Joe Everyman for president and vice president, why settle for a douche?" He then looks up and says, "That bastard! Come on Men we need to go see Arthur.