AC OCU ELECTED Ch 17. Elected Pt 3.
(It's a dark stormy night Stewie and Micky are in bed. Stewie can't sleep and is just laying on the bed watching the window listening to the pitter patter of rain against it.)
Suddenly there's a flash of lightning. Stewie spots a familiar silhouette out of the corner of his eyes, "Who's there?" Stewie says out loud, hearing nothing he lays his head back down on the pillow.
Just as he's about to drift off to sleep there's another flash of lightning and Robot Brian appears hovering over Stewie looking at him, "Hello Stewie." Says Robot Brian but not in his usual voice, but in one Stewie hadn't heard in a long time... Bertram's.
(Stewie goes to scream but Robot Brian covers his mouth and everything goes black.)
The next day.
(Chris has already left for work leaving Mathias at home.)
"This place is repulsive." Says Mathias walking to the couch and sitting down when there's a knock at the door.
(Mathias answers it revealing Robot Brian.)
"Did you have fun?" Mathias asks playfully.
"Not the kind of fun I wanted but what I did will suffice, for now." Says Robot Brian.
"Oh don't worry your time will come, but I'm going to need you to keep doing what you're doing but refrain from hurting him or his family." Replies Mathias.
"Aw you're no fun." Sighs Robot Brian.
"Oh but you are mistaken the fun has already begun we just need to prepare this party for the ultimate coup de grâce." Replies Mathias.
"If you say so." Replies Robot Brian walking towards the door.
"Remember if you betray me I will not hesitate to eliminate you just like I intend to with the Walkers and Griffins." Says Mathias holding up a remote tapping his finger slightly against a button.
"Mhmm." Replies Robot Brian begrudgingly walking out the door and shutting it behind him.
(Mathias walks into the bedroom and pulls out a box and opens it. Inside is a purple crystal orb and a paper with the words that say map of the multiverse. He holds it up into the light making the orb glow then he smiles.)
Later at Douchebag's office.
(An exhausted Stewie trudges into the office.)
"You look like hell man, what happened
couldn't sleep?" Says Arthur.
"Ya think?" Replies Stewie with a glare.
"Well either way I think you'll be happy to hear the polls are looking up." Says Arthur with a slight smile.
"Oh (Yawn) that's awesome." Replies Stewie with a stretch.
"Careful now, that's contagious." Says Arthur with a laugh, "Oh by the way, can you go into the back and get some of the polling number papers? He then asks.
"Yeah sure." Stewie says with another stretch heading towards the back rooms.
(Walking into the back room Stewie flicks on the lights but they flicker off again and a silhouette appears. The eye's glow red briefly with what appears to be a smile before the lights turn back on with no one there.)
"Alright, I think after twenty plus seasons of overly exaggerated gay jokes I've earned this overly exaggerated fainting cause that...that was the scariest shit I've ever seen." Says Stewie out loud and puts a hand to his forehead falling backwards and passing out.
Meanwhile in another part of town by the docks.
The actual Menthis is in a makeshift jail cell bouncing a little ball against the wall, "Bored (Bounce) I am bored… (Bounce.) He sighs.
Suddenly a voice yells, "You bounce that ball one more Goddamn time I'm going to come in there and shove it so far down your throat when you crap you'll look like one of those cow stress balls."
"Yeah and as soon as your stupid ass does try to I'm going to escape." Replies Menthis.
"Oh yeah let's just see you try." Says the Man and storms inside.
10 seconds later.
"What the fuck just happened?" Says the Man now in the cell and Menthis is out of it.
"Yeah the Quahog police have ultimately just stopped trying to keep me locked in cells because I just get bored and escape." Replies Menthis with a smile, "Here have this." He says and bounces the ball into the cell for him then walks out the door, "Holy shit!" He says and walks back in, "You seriously were the only one here?"
"Just fuck off okay." Says the Man.
"Well okay then." And leaves again.
"Leave the big guy Mathias says, you're big enough we don't need other security Mathias says... doesn't bloody tell me his bozo of a brother is the Goddamn hoodini of getting out of jail." Mutters the Man.
Menthis peers back in, "You say something?" He asks.
"Piss off already!" Shouts the man.
"Can do haha." Replies Menthis with a laugh, "Look out big brother I'm going to take you down." He says to himself walking out the building.
Back at the Griffin home.
Stewie slowly comes to, "Wha whe-where am I?" He asks spotting Mathias sitting by him.
"Don't worry bud you're back at home." Mathias says with a smile.
"Why aren't I in the hospital!?" Asks Stewie groggily.
"Oh... because I'm going to make everything better for you and everyone…." Replies Mathias.
"What the hell does that mean?" Asks Stewie now getting worried.
Back at Chris and Menthis's apartment.
Menthis bursts through the door, "Where is that rat bastard!?"
"Who your brother? Says Chris looking up from his phone.
"Wait, you knew?!" Says Menthis in shock.
"Bruh, yes I knew this isn't a damn soap opera I may be my father's son but I'm not a complete idiot." Replies Chris rolling his eyes then looking back at his phone.
"Where is he?" Asks Menthis.
"Took him with Stewie back to my parents. He offered to help him after he fainted at work." Replies Chris not even looking up anymore.
"Well come on we need to go save him!" Says Menthis grabbing Chris and heading to the door.
"Save him from what someone helping him with his possible concussion from hitting his head?" Replies Chris being dragged towards the door.
"Worse…" Replies Menthis opening the door when wham it hits Junior knocking him to the ground.
"Junior?" Asks Chris helping him up.
"What the hell were you doing?" Asks Menthis.
"Eavesdropping, what does it look like?" Replies Junior
"Creepy much." Replies Chris.
"Yeah we could have been having sex in there!" Chimes in Menthis.
Chris looks at Menthis and says, "Don't say it like that."
"What?" Replies Menthis with a shrug.
"If you two are done let's get going." Says Junior.
"What do you mean we?" Replies Menthis.
"Ugh I'll explain later in the car." Says Junior.
Later when they're almost to Chris's parents.
"Wait, so you were a retired secret agent?" Says Chris in awe.
"Wow... but you know what else you could've retired?" Asks Menthis.
"What?" Asks Chris.
"Don't say it." Says Chris.
"Donuts." Replies Menthis with a chuckle.
"Ha ha real funny." Replies Junior opening a box of Glazie's Donuts taking one out and taking a bite.
(When they get to the house and go to go inside they see Eddie walking up.)
"What are you guys doing here?" Eddie asks.
"We're here to save Stewie." Replies Menthis.
"From what?" Asks Eddie.
"My brother who's been masquerading as me." Replies Menthis.
"Wait what, so the past two days that wasn't you?" Says Eddie now confused.
"Really dude…" Says Chris shaking his head.
"What?" Asks Eddie.
"No time we need to hurry." Replies Menthis rushing in.
(When they get to Stewie's room they open the door seeing Stewie tied up with his time machine out and Mathias holding the multiverse remote standing next to Robot Brian.)
"Brian?" Asks Chris now confused at seeing Brian there.
"No, that's Bertram!" Shouts Stewie.
"I I….I don't know who that is." Replies Chris.
"It doesn't matter, you have to stop them!" Shouts Stewie.
They start to rush at them but a voice chimes in, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." They turn to see Lana pointing a gun at them.
"Where the hell are your parents!?" Asks Menthis.
"Oh the fat one was doing whippets in the bathroom and the redhead said something about it being a long day and she needed to go down to the basement and do some laundry." Replies Mathias, "But anyway I'm so glad you could be here to see my finest achievement."
(Robot Brian grabs Stewie and throws him into the time machine then Mathias takes out the crystal orb and puts it in Robot Brian's chest and connects one wire from inside the panel to the time machine then the other to the multiverse remote.)
"Well if you'll excuse me I've got a multiverse to remake." Says Mathias.
"Guys you need to stop them there should be another remote in my." Begins Stewie before he, Mathias and, Robot Brian disappear in a flash of light.
"Now what to do with you guys?" Says Lana with a smile.
"Oh boy…." Says Menthis.