ACxOCU Ch 24. Unaverage Prankiversery.

(It's around 2PM and Menthis is walking into the apartment when he sees a CD on the ground by the window so he walks towards it.)

"Oh cool, a Journey CD." Says Menthis seeing what it is and walking towards the window to pick it up.

"That's right, take the bait." Says Chris, hiding behind the kitchen counter as soon as he sees Menthis bend down to pick up the CD he shouts "Now!" Then Chris pulled a string setting off the catapult contraption hidden under the rug sending Menthis out the window.

"I hate Prankiversery!" Screams Menthis hurtling out the apartment window falling three stories down and landing right next to the mattress by the dumpster.

"Hahaha I got you Menthis!" Says Chris walking towards the window and seeing Menthis lying on the ground twitching, "Um are you okay dude?" He asks in concern for his friend.

"No...This is the 3rd window I've been shot out of...I think I have a concussion." Cries Menthis rolling over clutching his chest and head.

(Later through the day it's an outright prank war.)

(Chris gets into the shower when he then pours the shampoo into his hand. Then starts washing his hair when it begins to fall out. Curious what happened he smells the shampoo bottle and smells nair.)

(Later it shows Menthis sprawled out on the couch passed out and Chris slowly walks up and pulls out a thing of firecrackers takes out a lighter and lights the fuse. Then he throws the firecrackers on top Menthis's sleeping body and runs away as they go off waking Menthis up making him scream.)

(Later Menthis gets home to the apartment building but finds out that Chris changed the access code. So he heads into the alley and heads up the fire escape to try and get into the window to get inside but finds it's been locked. Chris opens the curtains and laughs pointing at him so Menthis flips him off. So Chris starts making faces at him so Menthis pulls down his pants and underwear then presses his naked butt against the window making Chris turn away disgusted as Menthis laughs. What Menthis doesn't see is Chris pulls out a walkie talkie and says something into it. Across the alley on top of another building is Junior with a paintball sniper rifle who then fires it off hitting Menthis in the dick making him stumble around then off the fire escape landing straight in the dumpster.)

Later when they get back from the hospital.

"You're not mad at me are you?" Asks Chris before he goes to get in the shower.

"The doctor said the paintball hit my dick so hard there's a chance my ballsack will look like the head of a smurf, what do you think?"

"I think somewhere in the world is a girl who loves smurfs and when you find her, keep her Menthis just keep her." Chris says stifling a laugh as he pats Menthis's shoulder.

"We'll see if you're still laughing after this." Menthis says to himself slowly pulling out a camcorder as Chris walks into the bathroom.

Later the next morning.

It shows Menthis in front of the laptop working and Chris walks in holding a basket of laundry.

"Hey Men, what's up?" Asks Chris as he begins folding clothes.

"Oh nothing just checking out last night's hidden camera footage." Replies Menthis.

"Hidden what now?" Asks a slightly nervous Chris putting the shirt down and walking over to Menthis and the laptop.

(On the screen it shows Chris in a towel singing I touch myself by the Divinyls.)

I love myself, I want you to love me.

(Chris begins dancing.)

When I feel down, I want you above me!

(Chris starts using the towel as a dancing cape.)

I search myself, I want you to find me.

I forget myself, I want you to remind me!

(Chris ties the towel around his waist, and grabs the hairbrush and begins using it like a microphone.)

I don't want anybody else.

When I think about you, I touch myself!

Ooh, I don't want anybody else!

Oh no, oh no, oh no!

"Do we need to talk?" Laughs Menthis.

"I am not amused, delete that!" Shouts Chris.

"Oh I'm sorry, but that's not how Prankiversery works." Laughs Menthis pressing upload button.

"I'll kill you!" Shouts Chris jumping on top of Menthis and choking him.

(Menthis manages to struggle out from underneath him.)

"I can't believe you did that!" Shouts Chris angrily trying to grab Menthis again.

"It's called Prankiversery for a reason." Replies Menthis barely dodging his hand.

"Yeah but that's too far!" Shouts Chris back at him.

"You should have thought all's fair in pranks and war before you had Junior shoot me!" Menthis shouts back at him.

"Know what I'm going to play this cool. Maybe no one we know has seen it haha..ha maybe it won't even go viral."

Later after Chris gets to work.

"Hey guys, how's everyone's morning going?" Asks Chris as he walks towards the water cooler when he sees his coworker Gary doing what looks to be dancing as he pulls the back of his shirt up like a makeshift cape and then twirling around while still dancing and singing, "Aw fuck me…" Chris says to himself and turns around to walk away but Gary sees him.

"Chris, who are you thinking about HR wants to know." Says Gary with a laugh.

"Screw you Gary!" Snarls Chris storming off.

Later after work.

"Pack your shit and get out!" Shouts Chris coming through the front door of the apartment walking towards the closet grabbing a duffle bag then going into the bedroom and begins grabbing Menthis's stuff proceeding to throw it in the duffle bag.

"Please man please don't do this to me I'm begging you I'm sooo sooo sorry…. please." Says Menthis trying to stop him.

"Sorry won't cut it this time, pack up and beat feet." Says Chris carrying the duffle bag out into the living room and grabbing more stuff.

"I'll make it up to you please let me do that." Menthis begs.

"How?" Retorts Chris finally looking at him.

"I'll find a way!" Says Menthis running out the door when he gets to the lobby he begins talking to himself, "What does Chris like…food?...no…girls…hmm…what does Chris hate?... being recorded, obviously….uhh.. being alone…girls…alone…girls…alone."

"Mommy, why is that man talking about girls and being alone?" Asks a little girl pointing at him in the lobby.

"Just ignore him, he's probably just some crazy homeless person." Replies the mother looking at Menthis.

"Rude bitch!" Exclaims Menthis out loud, "Sarah! She owes Chris a favor." Menthis runs up and hugs the mother then runs out the building just leaving the mother standing there unsure of what to do next.

Later at Sarah's apartment.

(Knock knock knock!)

"Just hold on a damn minute." Shouts Sarah stopping what she was doing to go answer it, "What could you possibly want?" She asks, seeing it's Menthis.

Between breaths Menthis says, "Chris…upset…online video…stupid flea market bet…date owed…Amy Walker."

"Oh right I totally forgot about that till now, not sure why." Replies Sarah.

"So it's a deal?" Asks Menthis and a brief glimpse of Mathias saying it also flashes through Sarah's memories as he extends his hand out.

"Mathias…" Sarah says to herself.

"What did you just say?" Menthis asks Sarah breaking her out of her trance-like state.

"Oh.. I said ``deal." She says extending her hand out and shaking his.