A/N: Sherlolly Discord prompt: Character A touching character B's face and telling them their face is really soft. Rated K+ for Sherlock being an adorable drunk dork.
"Sooo soft, Mawly, yer face is sooooo soffffft," Sherlock slurred as he stroked his fingers clumsily down Molly's face.
She stifled a giggle. "I know, Sherlock, you've told me that several times now."
"But yoouuurr face!" he wailed suddenly, lips trembling as if he were actually about to burst into tears. "Soooo soffft! Why I din't know it was so sofffft?"
"Because tonight is the first time you've touched my face, you numpty," Molly reminded him.
"Oh, right, cause I'm a nidiot," he mumbled. "John's right, I'm a nidiot but now we're gettin' married an' I can touch your face allll I want."
He cuddled closer, practically sitting in her lap, while the cabbie grinned at them via the rear-view mirror. "Eyes forward," Molly said smartly. "My new fiance and I would like some private time, if you don't mind."
"You got it, Miss," the cabbie replied, giving her a cheeky wink as he drove them to Baker Street.