It didn't take long for Jamie, Jack, and Bunnymund to arrive at Bunnymund's warren, which was just as green and large as his sister described it.
"I still can't believe this place is on Earth. Let alone Australia." said Jamie.
"Well, mate, if you ask me, it's the perfect location. No way anyone can figure it out." said Bunnymund.
"So, Jamie, what do you want to do?" asked Jack.
"I don't know. I guess explore or something." said Jamie.
"Okay, that's perfectly fine." Jack said, letting Jamie explore the area around him.
While letting Jamie wander around, Jack and Bunnymund talked with each other about what to do.
"Any plans on what to do because Jamie could get bored really fast." said Jack.
"He could paint some Easter eggs, but that's about it. That's all I really do here." said Bunnymund.
Jack sighed and said, "Fine. Hey Jamie!" said Jack.
Jamie turned around from his current spot and said, "Yeah?"
"You want to paint some eggs?" asked Jack.
"Sure, I guess." Jamie said before walking back to Jack and Bunnymund.
"So, where are the eggs?" asked Jamie.
"The eggs are walking all around us. I'll hand you some paint and a brush and you can design whatever you want on them." said Bunnymund.
"Walking eggs?" asked Jamie.
"Yep, they have legs." Bunnymund said before he went to get the paint and brush.
"Not exactly what I thought the Easter Bunny process would be like." said Jamie.
"Then what did you expect?" asked Jack.
"I don't know. Eggs that don't move and are mass produced or something like that." said Jamie.
Bunnymund then handed Jamie some paint and a brush and said, "Alright, kid. Do whatever you want to the eggs, as long as it's kid friendly."
And Jamie proceeded to paint eggs for the next half hour before he inevitably got bored. You can only paint so many eggs before it becomes a chore.
"I'm bored and I need to go to the bathroom." said Jamie.
"Well, bad news, mate, I don't use a toilet." said Bunnymund.
"What?! Then where am I supposed to go?" asked Jamie.
"If you're doing number 1, you can just go anywhere." said Bunnymund.
"But I need to go number 2." said Jamie.
"Crud. I guess I could dig you a hole for you to use." said Bunnymund.
"A hole?" asked Jamie.
"Yes, a hole. What else could it be?" replied Bunnymund as he dug a decently sized hole for Jamie to sit on.
Once it was done, Jamie looked at it, took off his underwear, and awkwardly sat down on the hole.
"Is this related to your sickness?" asked Bunnymund.
"No. But this is super weird. It feels very animal. No offense." said Jamie.
"None taken, mate." said Bunnymund.
"And can you please not look at me while I'm…going." said Jamie.
"Sure can do." Bunnymund said before looking away and letting Jamie do his business.
Bunnymund walked away and said to himself, "Hopefully that's the last time someone needs to use the bathroom here today."
But then, he saw Jack with his pants down to his ankles, pissing on the grass.
"Come on, Jack! Really?!" said Bunnymund.
"What? I had to go. Plus, you said you can go number 1 anywhere here." said Jack.
Bunnymund sighed and said, "This was a mistake."
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. I really wanted to put Bunnymund in an awkward position and I certainly did that. For the next chapter, Jamie will run around the Warren, having fun, until he gets hurt. Also, I'm working on a ton of stories right now (one-shots, old stories, new stories), so stay tuned for more updates. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.