This story was written for Chichi week on Twitter

Day 7 - theme: Belated Birthday


"Dear Kami, Cheech, your smell is killing me!" Goku murmured against his wife's neck as his deft fingers worked their way inside her panties and under her dress.

Chichi let out a low moan, muffled by her teeth nibbling at her lip.

She opened her eyes and took a quick look around. They were at the farthest table in the restaurant, in the least lit place possible, but still, there were people around at the other tables and they could be discovered at any moment.

But how could she resist her delicious Sayan husband? Even more after all those seven years away!

Luckily the tablecloth was large enough to cover her waist so it wasn't possible to notice Goku's hand under the table and her dress, but as he continued to touch her, she found it increasingly difficult to keep silent. Goku knew well how to please her, knew her weakness, and seemed to make a point of using this against her in those moments.

Goku's fingers were completely honeyed by Chichi's juices and the delicious scent she exuded was too much for his senses. He wanted to taste her, he needed to taste her!

He licked her neck and worked his way up to her ear, which he nibbled on, causing the pearl earring she was wearing to detach on his tongue. He smiled looking at her with the jewel between his teeth and Chichi just shook her head.

"Gookuuu..." she moaned and that made the Sayan's member clench tighter inside his pants.

He took the earring out of his mouth with his other hand and with an amused but mischievous smirk, threw it on the floor saying: "Oops!"

Chichi's eyes widened and all she could see was her Sayan crouching under the table. While their real food was not arriving, he would take the opportunity to taste something else...

"Goku! What are you doing-aaaaah..." she tried to pull him by the hair, but his deft fingers left no room for her to argue much. "People will mmmmm see us..."

Goku was an adventurous person, and knowing that no one was paying attention to them and no one would realize what they were doing, he couldn't resist his beautiful wife.

"Don't worry, Cheech, no one will notice!" he said, his voice muffled under the tablecloth and between his wife's thick legs.

"Gok-aaaaaaaahhh!" Chichi had to bite her lip hard again to suppress the sound of her moan as her Sayan warrior's tongue hit her most sensitive spot.

Goku licked her with desire and voluptuousness. Licking his wife's honey was always delicious and for the warrior, it didn't matter the place or the time, when he wanted to, nothing was able to stop him. Well, nothing except his own wife, of course, but Chichi hardly ever denied his crazy ideas. But he also knew how to push the right buttons to make it happen, he knew how to provoke his wife to the point of leaving her speechless.

And since they hadn't had sex for seven long years... This was even easier.

Chichi sighed heavily, she could feel that she was close, very close, she closed her eyes for a moment, only to open them suddenly as soon as she heard:

"Chichi?!"

The black-haired woman startled her eyes in surprise.

"Bulma? Vegeta?"

Then a thumping noise under the table could be heard, and the newly arrived couple turned their eyes to the area. Chichi blushed instantly. The princess was open-mouthed and speechless – and this time it wasn't her husband's fault, but she still chided him for not being alert and noticing the approaching couple.

"H-hi!" Chichi muttered, and Goku, who had banged his head on the table as soon as he heard Bulma's voice, began to reveal himself, receiving odd looks from their friends.

"So-son Kun?" Bulma widened her eyes and Vegeta made a face of astonishment mixed with disgust. "What do you...?"

"Oh, my earring! Thanks Goku!" Chichi quickly responded by taking the earring from her husband's hand, who, luckily, had reappeared with the jewel in his hands.

The justification seemed to have convinced the couple.

"Hey Bulma, Vegeta!" Goku squatted down in the chair next to Chichi. "What are you doing here?

"Duh! We're on a dinner date, of course!" replied Bulma. "Can't you see I'm all dressed up?"

"Oooh, yes." he hadn't noticed, for him, she looked just as usual, nothing special. "So are we!"

"No kidding..." Vegeta muttered with his arms crossed.

"Have you guys eaten?"

"I have…"

Chichi cast a disapproving glance at her husband, who chuckled and scratched the back of his head. Then she turned to the friend's couple and replied: "What he meant is that he only ate the appetizers for now."

'Yeah, yeah, the appetizers...' Goku thought.

"Ah, wonderful!" Bulma clapped both hands together in front of her chest. "We can join you then!

"What? No!" Vegeta practically shouted, an angry expression on his face. Why did he have to sit together with that Kakarot clown and his human weak wife?

"Oh, stop it and sit down, Vegeta!" replied the bluenette, shrugging her shoulders and taking the free seats on the other side of the table.

"Sure, it will be great!" said Chichi, who saw no other way out but to follow the suggestion. She knew Bulma wouldn't give up, and she didn't want to sound rude either.

"Why don't we sit alone like we always do? I refuse to dine with this insect!"

"Because this time we have a couple of friends to dine with us." Bulma answered seriously. "It's not often that we have this opportunity since you can't tolerate any other couple of friends so we can go out to dinner together. And you always complain about going out to dinner with your beautiful wife and that you always find everything so boring, so at least now you have company, Goku!" she pointed at the younger Sayan, who smiled in response and this made Vegeta's face twist in disgust.

"Like that's a good thing..." he growled grumpily and sat down next to Bulma. He didn't like going out to dinner and doing all that useless human-couple crap, but having to share a table with Kakarot made it that much worse.

Goku wasn't happy about the suggestion either, because he wanted to enjoy the evening only with his beloved wife, but they were his friends, so he shrugged.

"You look beautiful tonight, Chichi, love the earrings!" Bulma complimented him as she noticed the jewelry.

"Thank you, Bulma! You look very pretty too, and your dress is amazing!"

"Oh, this old thing, here?" Bulma made dismissed with her hand. "It was just the first thing I found in the closet!"

Vegeta looked at her in disbelief as he said: "What are you talking about woman? You spent hours choosing your outfit, you tried on about fifty dresses before you chose this one!"

"Shush, Vegeta!" Bulma reprimanded him, annoyed.

The conversation was interrupted when the waiter came to the table to take the second couple's order, and as soon as he left again, Chichi gave Goku's knee a suggestive squeeze from under the table and said: "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to the restroom."

Bulma nodded and Vegeta ignored her, but Goku followed her with his gaze and noticed when she craned her neck back and gave him a little wink. Goku felt his body shiver.

"So, what's the occasion for the dinner?" Bulma asked, turning the hero's attention back to her and Vegeta. "I figure it must be something special for Chichi to get you out of your training and come to a restaurant, even more all dressed up."

Goku chuckled and scratched his head.

"Yes, actually we're celebrating Chichi's birthday tonight."

"Chichi's birthday?" Bulma frowned. "But her birthday was last month and there was that small party you had at your house."

"Chichi said that we have to celebrate all the important dates we've missed during the seven years I've been dead. And tonight is to celebrate her birthday, belatedly." he chuckled. "So, you must think that I still have six more birthday dinners to make up for, apart from our wedding anniversary and the boys' birthdays too. But that makes Chichi happy, so I'll do it!"

"Ahh, that makes sense." Bulma muttered, thinking the trouble it'd be to make Goku pay for all that lost time, and wondered if he'd manage to do all of it. "In that case, dinner is on us! A belated gift for Chichi too, for both of you!"

Vegeta, who had remained silent and with his arms folded, just rolled his eyes.

"Thanks, Bulma!" smiled the warrior and then brought two fingers to his forehead. "I'll be right back!"

Bulma and Vegeta arched their eyebrows when their friend disappeared from their sight, but they said nothing since the behavior was not at all unusual. The older Sayan just silently thanked Kami for not having to look at the goofy guy's grin for a while and secretly hoped he wouldn't come back.


Chichi's skin shivered from top to bottom when she felt Goku's warm breath on the back of her neck and his strong arms wrap around her. She looked through the mirror and the image of her warrior was there.

"Goku! What are you doing here? This is the ladies' room!"

"I came to finish what we started!" he answered by kissing her on the neck. "I know you didn't cum that time and I never let you go without cumming, you know that!"

Chichi wanted to argue, but only managed to let out a groan in response, especially when his hands began to cup her breasts and the bulge in his pants began to nudge her back. She had almost regretted teasing him when she had gotten up from the table.

"Goo...kuu...not here..." she tried with not too much confidence.

The warrior let out a small giggle.

"Why not? It's not like we've never done it in a restroom before..." he murmured into her ear and Chichi shuddered.

'Okay, that's true!' she thought. And she wanted it more than she'd like to admit.

Fortunately, the bathroom was empty, there was no one else there besides the two of them, and Goku had certainly checked that before he teleported, but it wouldn't stop anyone from arriving at any moment.

"Let's go inside!" she pushed him into one of the cabins and locked the door.

Goku smiled and began kissing his wife frantically while his hands continued to feel her all over that beautiful body. He lifted the skirt of her purple dress, so different from the traditional cheongsams she always wore, and began to play with her intimacy, eliciting loud sighs from Chichi.

"Wow, Chi, you're so wet..." he murmured and pressed his erection even harder against her body.

"I want my gift now, Goku!" Chichi gasped.

"As you wish!" Goku smiled and pulled his penis out of his pants. Then he picked her up and placed her on his lap. He had to hold back a moan with a kiss on her mouth, as Chichi enveloped him wonderfully.

The movements started out slow and gradually increased, they fit so perfectly and their souls connected in such an intense way that it was easy to get lost in the moment. It was easy to get lost in each other.


Impatient, Bulma drummed her fingers on the table. The food was taking too long to be served and Vegeta's mood only got worse by the minute, but she was used to this by now, what was making her impatient was the disappearance of her friends. Chichi still hadn't returned from the restroom and Goku had disappeared without any explanation and had not returned so far.

"Why is Chichi taking so long?!" she commented, looking back in the direction of the toilets. "What about Goku who goes out to dinner with his wife and suddenly disappears? Chichi's not going to be at all happy when he finds out that Goku has disappeared on her at the belated anniversary dinner!"

"He's an idiot, it shouldn't surprise you!" Vegeta grumbled. Even he, who had not been raised by Earth customs, knew perfectly well that that kind of behavior was unacceptable within a marriage.

He had learned now, the hardest way, of course, but he had learned. Kakarot, who had lived practically all his life on Earth and had been married much longer than Vegeta, should've learned much earlier. But apparently, the moron was more of an imbecile than he could give credit for and learned nothing.

"Yeah, I guess you're right. I think Chichi is probably used to it by now too. It's probably not the first time he's disappeared in the middle of a dinner date." Bulma shrugged. "Well, I'll go to the restroom and see what's going on with her."

Vegeta just grunted in response.

Then Bulma headed for the ladies' room, but as soon as she reached the door she was surprised by strange noises. They were muffled, but she could hear them by leaning her head against the door.

"Oooohh... yes, yes...!"

"That's it, Chichi, moan for me, babe!"

"Harder Goku, aaahhh, harder!

Bulma brought her hand to her mouth and widened her eyes.

'So that was what all the delay was about?!' Bulma thought.

The bluenette shook her head and went back to the table, a little stunned. She could never have imagined running into her old friend, so pure and innocent, having sex with Chichi, who had always been so coy, in a restaurant restroom!

Vegeta, who had noticed his wife's frightened expression, stopped chewing the food that was already served, and asked:

"What is it woman? You look like you've seen a ghost!"

"Nothing…" Bulma replied and took a long sip of her drink, thinking that, in fact, although it was a crazy thing, it was also kind of exciting

Chichi then returned to the table, looking as if she hadn't just been ravished by Goku in the restaurant's restroom, and the next second, Goku materialized beside her, flashing the biggest grin in the world. He stared at the table filled with food and almost salivated.

"Wow, I really need to eat!" he commented before shoving the sushis into his mouth, making Bulma roll her eyes.


"Chichi, I heard you and Goku here in the restroom." admitted the bluenette.

The two were together, in the restroom, fixing up their makeup after they ate and while waiting for their Sayan husbands to finish eating the mound of food that was still on the table.

Chichi blushed a little and replied: "W-What do you mean?"

"Oh, stop it! I heard you having sex, Chichi!" Bulma answered abruptly. "And I know what Goku was doing under the table when we arrived!"

The princess blushed harder, but she knew there was no point in denying it now, so she decided to come clean with the heiress: "Well, it's just that sometimes we can't take it slow... We just can't keep our hands off each other. That was the third time today and the eleventh this week!"

Bulma was slack-jawed. "You mean you've been screwing like a couple of crazy rabbits?"

"Seven years is a long time, right?! It was like that in our first days of marriage. Also when Goku came back from Yardrat. And also after he spent a year with Gohan in the time chamber. How do you think I ended up pregnant with Goten? I keep wondering if it's not a Sayan thing..."

'It's definitely not a Sayan thing!', Bulma thought. Vegeta and she had never been like that. She had gotten pregnant by him after one night stand and they only got back together again after Goku's death against Cell, and even then it hadn't been like Chichi was describing. Obviously, they have sex, but was it on a level that Bulma considered… normal? But eleven times in one week? How can Chichi even stand up?

"Oh yeah, make sense..." the heiress muttered. "All right, but still, in the restaurant, with people around? And sex in the restroom?"

"No one was paying attention." Chichi shrugged. "The corner was dark and private. And it's not like it's our first time on these adventures either."

"What?" Bulma snapped.

"Like I said, seven years! And you know, Goku's a free spirit. He's not ashamed of anything or anyone. He has no worries, he doesn't care where, when or how, as long as there are no people watching, because then he also knows that I will refuse. At the beginning of the marriage, of course, I was afraid, but nowadays I'm used to it, I've become a free spirit just like Goku."

Bulma was still open-mouthed, even more so with the casualness with which Chichi spoke. Vegeta and she had never been that radical, and it even made her a little jealous.

She had never had sex in a restaurant restroom, not least because she thought it was a dirty place for that sort of thing. In fact, Vegeta and she had never had sex in unusual places. Vegeta was too uptight. Probably the craziest place they had ever done was in the gravity room and in her office at the Capsule Corporation, and that was as far as Vegeta would go.

"Well, Vegeta and I are not like that, because we like to connect with each other in our intimate moments, you know?" Bulma said nonchalantly. "Besides, I don't like anything rushed, he knows very well how to satisfy me and treat me like a true queen at these times."

Chichi smiled. Needless to say, Goku never left her unsatisfied when it came to sex, this was the kind of information that was best kept to herself and her husband.

"You could at least try it, you know, it gives you an exciting adrenaline rush!" Chichi gave a little wink to Bulma.


When they returned to the table, Goku was running his hand over his belly, completely satisfied, and let them know that Vegeta had gone to the men's room.

"In the men's room, huh?!" an idea then formed in Bulma's little head. "Oh look at that, I forgot my lipstick in the ladies' room, I'll have to go back there to get it!"

"Okay!" Goku replied with a shrug.

Chichi then sat down next to him and the Sayan immediately wrapped his arms around her and gave her a breathtaking kiss.

"What do you say we go home and I give you the second part of your gift?" whispered the warrior. Chichi felt a delicious shiver run up her spine.

"Do you have more?"

"You bet there is!"

"Won't you tell me what it is?"

"It would spoil the surprise" he murmured as he moved his hands around Chichi's thighs. "But I can give you a spoiler: it involves handcuffs and a whip!"

"Oh, my!" Chichi felt his insides burning up. Was hers Kakarot, the evil Saiyan warrior, back? "Take me now!"

"You bet your ass I will!" Goku grinned mischievously and held her tightly to his body.

Before he took off, his sharp hearing still managed to hear a shout coming from the bathroom:

"What the hell woman, what are you doing? Have you gone crazy?"