SailorStar9: After getting Chapter 116 out, this is Chapter 117 of this fic. For everyone who put this fic on your favorited and followed lists and/or story alerts, thank you, but remember everyone, a lot of authors (myself included) sustain on readers' reviews.

Pairings: Ace/Sasha, sibling Luffy/Sasha and Sabo/Sasha, patriotic-retainer Law/Sasha

Disclaimers: One Piece belongs to Oda Eiichirō-sensei. Me, on the other hand, own absolutely nothing, except my OC, the pairing and the fic idea.

Chapter 117: Arc 9: Luffy Is the Enemy! The Ultimate Zombie vs. The Straw Hat Crew

"Ex-quip: Ocean Empress Armor!" Sasha swooped out the 'Dragonite's Wheel Armor'.

"Oi, move out of the way!" Sanji demanded, closing the distance between himself and Oars. "What good is it when you're interfering with us, Luffy?"

"Luffy?" Oars echoed. "He's my enemy. My name is Oars. Nice to meet you."

"Shut up." Sanji retorted. "Nice to meet you, my ass! I swear... babbling nonsense like that. You're totally Luffy."

"Do you really think provoking him is a good idea?" Sasha asked. "By the way, shouldn't you be rescuing Nami?"

"Exactly like the guy on this poster." Oars checked the bounty poster on his arm.

"What part exactly?" Sanji fumed.

"Which part?" Oars echoed. "Everything."

"The hell, I do, you idiot!" Sanji snapped.

"He has very bad eyesight." Sasha deathpanned.

"Anyways, you're two of the pirates, right?" Oars asked. "I'll crush you!"

"What did you say, bastard?" Sanji glared.

"This is really going to suck." Sasha muttered as she and Sanji dodged Oars' punches.

"Running around like a weasel, bastards!" Oars cursed.

Sasha had jumped into the air as Oars concentrated on Sanji. "Droplet Spear!" she fired off three spiraling seawater streams from the 'Leviathan Spear'. "Should've guessed that wouldn't much much effect." she muttered, landing on the ground. "Oh crap..." she hissed, Oars' punch scattering her armor.

"Jeez, creating only a useless whirl of dust." Sanji snorted, unharmed. "Now's my turn, you shithead!"

"I won't let you get away this time." Oars cracked his knuckles. "Gomu Gomu no Scythe!" he slammed his hooked hand at Sanji.

"I see." Sanji dodged the attack. "Being Luffy's zombie doesn't seem to be just for show. Collier Frit!" he jumped up towards Oars to kick his head, only to be knocked back to the ground by Oars' head.

Smashing the rubble to make Sanji lose his footing, Oars thrust his hand forward, sending Sanji into a building.

"Fire Star Bird!" Usopp distracted Oars with his flaming star.

"Water Lock!" Sasha took the opening to pull Sanji to safety.

"It's hot!" Oars turned. "A black-haired lady and a cotton candy eating deer." he referred to the bounty posters.

"This is bad." Zoro drew his swords as Oars approached Usopp's group. "Franky, draw his attention towards us."

"Got it." Franky fired off his machine gun. "Eat this, you monster! This was close!" he exclaimed, grabbing Brook and descending to the ground using the falling tiles after Oars destroyed the tower they were standing on.

"One Gorilla!" Zoro ran up Oars' arm. "Two Gorilla!" he pumped up both arms. "Santoryu: Two-Gorilla Slash!" his attack cut off one of Oars' teeth.

"Gomu Gomu no Volcano!" Oars punched Zoro into the air. "Got him." he readied another punch.

"Eat this, you monster!" Franky aimed his bazooka at Oars. "Weapons Left! Unbelievable agility." he gaped when Oars dodged the attack. "He dodged it again."

Pulling out a spire from a nearby building, Oars smashed the pointed end at Franky and Brook, causing the pair to fall to the ground.

"Cien Fleur: Spider Net." Robin acts, catching Zoro in a net.

"Eat this!" Usopp readied to fired his next bullet as Oars towered over Zoro. "You're a zombie, too, right? Ultimate Salt Star! It wasn't enough for that giant body." he realized after Oars swallowed all three salt balls with no reaction.

"Heavy Gong!" Chopper turned into his Heavy Point when Oars punched the building he, Usopp and Robin were standing on, causing all three to fall to the ground and knocking them unconscious.

"Aniki..." Sasha coughed.

"I don't know any of you guys." Oars declared. "I'm Moria-sama's underling, Oars! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine..." he started counting. "Huh?" he scratched his head. "There's some irrelevant ones mixed in." he noticed Brook and Usopp. "Which means that Straw Hat guy from before, the orange-woman the the flashy hero. There members are missing. Where are they?" he wondered and lumbered off to find the missing three.

"Everyone done faking?" Sasha joked, after Oars was out of earshot. "Wow, this guy actually make aniki look smart." she snarked as the group watched Oars search.

"What a troublesome monster." Franky snorted.

"Both power and speed are off the charts." Zoro added.

"What's his name again?" Sanji asked, the group prepared to confront Oars again.

"I think was, roast?" Zoro suggested.

"It's Oars." Robin corrected.

"Oi, Oars!" Sanji called out. "If you're Luffy's shadow, you know not to underestimate your crew's true potential!"

SailorStar9: Any OOC-nes is regretted. *Sighs* Don't you just hate plot bunnies sometimes? Reviews are much appreciated.