2 days later Gintoki leaves the Snack Smile while rubbing his ass. He sigh.

"Damn. Those women hit hard. So I kinda touched her, sorta by accident. I thought groping comes with the service." He sigh. "Oh well. That's they're lost. Time to go home and take a nap."

As Gintoki walks down the road, Sonata comes out the Supermarket holding a few bags. She looks both ways then took notice of Gintoki. The Bum that lives above Otose's Bar. She was going to walk away but she notice he has a bruise on his face.

"Was he in a fight or did another woman kicked his ass again?" She turns around and walks over. "Sakata Gintoki, right?"

He turns around then stare at Sonata. "Who wants to know?"

"I do you ass."

"If that old hag sent you to collect the rent. Tell her Kagura ate it."

"That not why I'm here."

"Oh, and you are?"

"Should I roundhouse kick you again so you can remember?"

He frown then remember that beaten at the Bar.

"Right. You're that heifer that came into Otose's Bar. You almost crack my nuts."

"A man like you. I'm pretty sure you don't use your balls anyway. Your balls are not for playing with!"

"You don't know what I do with my nuts."

"I don't give a fuck about your balls. This." She gets closer and touch the wound on his face. "What happened?"

"Women. As always."

"I should have known. Keep your hands to yourself and you won't have any problems."

"It's not my fault. I thought boob groping came with the service."

"You asshole. That's sexual assault!"

"She was into me."

"No she wasn't. It's her job to smile, pour drinks, laugh and flirt with ugly men like you so you can spend more money."

"There's no need for you to be jealous."

Sonata roll her eyes. "You're a idiot." He sigh. "Yeah whatever flat chest."

Gintoki walks away as Sonata follows him.

"Do you always get your ass kicked by women?"

"If you watch Gintama. You should already know." He continues down the road.

"Hey wait." He stops to turn around. "What now?"

"I don't know my way around here."

"Not my problem. Buy a map."

"Motherfucker! I'm talking to you! Just listen. I don't know Edo well, so before I leave. I would like to have a good time. Can you, show me around?"

Gintoki turns around with his finger up his nose.

"Me?"

"No, the fucking silver wig on your head. Of course you."

"Shut up, this isn't the wig." She walks over to him. "May I?" He nods. She ran her fingers through his hair. "It's soft. I like the color. What dye did you used?"

"It's not dye you ass."

"You're lying." She yank his head over to her face so she can look closely in his hair.

"Be easy!" He said. "Shut up. Holy shit! Your hair is silver down to the root. Who the fuck are your parents?"

"No idea. So when you find out, let me know. "

Sonata release him. When he looks up their eyes locked. Sonata smile as Gintoki turns red.

"Ah..."

"Yeah?"

"Ah... Achoo!"

"Oh my god! You nasty motherfucker!" Sonata wipes her face.

"What's your problem?"

"You sneezed in my face!"

"You knew I was going to sneeze. Don't stand so close to me."

"Next time warn me! You said Ah! I thought you was going to speak."

"Ah as in achoo. Duh..."

"Whatever! Just cover your mouth next time."

Gintoki laugh. "Alright. Look, I'll show you around Edo. Since you're so desperate to be around me."

"Correction, desperate to know my way around Edo. Not desperate for you."

"You will fall in love with me soon."

"Never. That will never happen. I only want to be around you so you can show me a good time. Because I like your hair. Not you're ugly ass."

"And what are you? Not a fucking beauty queen that's for sure."

"Fuck you, but listen Gintoki. I'm serious." She close the space between them then caress his face. "I really, really like your hair."

Sonata smile. Gintoki stare at her with his face burning red. This is new, suspicious and just not fucking natural at the same time. This woman. This very simple woman, actually wants to spend time with him? And she likes his hair color? He said and did pervert things and she still wants to hang out? Why?! He don't believe it. What does she actually want?

"Is this a trap?"

"What do you mean?"

"Are you a undercover escort that throws themselves at men then at the end of the date. Charge them for your time?"

When Sonata twist Gintoki's arm he yells in pain.

"Motherfucker! I am not a hooker!"

"Okay! I understand. Just relax."

She release his arm. "I just want to hangout with someone cool." Gintoki stare at her like what?

"Hold it. Did you just-"

"Yes, I said it. I think you're cool."

"Oh I ready know that. But why do you think I'm cool? You don't know me."

"That's true. I know nothing about you. I mean, look at you. Ugh…" Gintoki roll his eyes.

"Please. Lady, you're far from beautiful yourself." She laughs. "I don't care what you say. I just want to have fun."

"Alright. Just to let you know I'm not rich. I don't know what you're looking for. So don't expect anything fancy."

"Gintoki I don't expect anything luxurious. I know you're a broke ass motherfucker. I don't know why but I feel like I can have fun with you. And I'm not rich neither."

"What? Bye." She grabs him. "Too late. So before I leave Edo. Show me a good time."

Sonata smile. Gintoki rubs the back of his head then laugh a little.

"Alright. But I gotta change you."

"What? Charge? Now you sound like a hooker."

"Hey, being a tour guide is not free." Sonata sigh. "Alright, whatever. But if I don't enjoy myself. I'm not paying."

"Trust me. You will." Gin walks away. "Hey. You drink?" Sonata takes out a bottle of Wine. Gintoki shrugs. "It's not something stronger but it will do." They smile and walk down the road.

"What's your name again?"

"Sonata."

"That's um, kind of cute." She laugh. "Thank you."