AN: PLEASE READ!

Hey guys, as it seems, I made a big mistake in the last chapter. I wanted to make the „at"-sign , but as it seems it didn´t work when I posted the chapter. So, of course, „Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll" is Robin and „Laser-waitforit-tag" is Barney. From now on, I will write it without the -sign and after the name there will be what they saying. I hope this is clear now? I hope you can excuse this mistake and enjoy the story anyways! If there are any further questions, feel free to ask – also if you have something else to say about my story. Thanks for everything! (especially thanks to DrgnMage25 for pointing the mistake out to me!)

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I´m really sorry.

Laser-waitforit-tag: So suddenly we don´t know each other anymore? Interesting...

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Please listen to me...

Laser-waitforit-tag: I´m listening...

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I was as shocked as you were, when I saw you. In a way I only tried to save you. Your friends seemed to be mad when they believed I´m one of your bimbos, so I said I don´t know you.

Laser-waitforit-tag:I know what happened. I was there. But you didn´t have to act like we´ve never seen each other before. You could have told them you´re not one of my bimbos but that we know each other and that we are kind of ... friends?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Yeah, you´re right. But what do you want me to do know? Tell them both of us lied? They would be mean at you and I would never find friends.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Oh come on... you would find many other friends.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Yeah, male friends that want to bang me.

Laser-waitforit-tag: So you think you have found friends now that don´t want to bang you?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Yes, of course. With Lily I would finally have a female friend and Marshall seems to be head over heels in love with Lily, so I don´t think I have to worry about him.

Laser-waitforit-tag: You forget one.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Really?

Laser-waitforit-tag: Robin, please.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Okay, I know. There´s Ted, but I think he is harmless.

Laser-waitforit-tag: You´re kidding, right?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: No, I´m not. I think he´s a nice guy, but I think he won´t hit at me. I mean, yes, he is a little bit intrusive, but not dangerous.

Laser-waitforit-tag: OH MY GOD. He´s intrusive? That means he already asked you out, didn´t he?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Not exactly

Laser-waitforit-tag: What the hell do you mean with that?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: He suggested he will show me around the city and show me some nice places.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Congratulations. You are married now.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Oh come on, don´t be stupid.

Laser-waitforit-tag: No, Robin, YOU shouldn´t be stupid. I know Ted for ages now, I saw how he looked at you. He is already in love with you. Ted is the kind of guy who believes in love at first sight and in getting married and raising children as soon as possible.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I think you´re overreacting.

Laser-waitforit-tag: I´m not, believe me.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: He just wants to show me some places. Plus, he is not my type. I´m not interested in him.

Laser-waitforit-tag: You should tell him that.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I think he´ll get it.

Laser-waitforit-tag: I think not.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Isn´t he your friend?

Laser-waitforit-tag: Yes, he is.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Why are you so afraid that he maybe is interested in me then?

Laser-waitforit-tag: Because I like him and I like you and I know both of you, so I also know you want different things from life and are not good for each other.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Or?

Laser-waitforit-tag: Or what?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Or Barney Stinson is jealous. J-E-A-L-O-U-S! Ha!

Laser-waitforit-tag: Wow, Scherbatsky. Are you drunk? You´re fantasizing, sweetheart.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I´m not. You are afraid of admitting you don´t want to share me with anyone else.

Laser-waitforit-tag: What the hell are you drinking? I hope it´s just drinking, not drugs or anything. Oh my god, don´t tell me now, you´re smoking weed without me, you little minx.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I´m not, you idiot. I´m just telling the truth. You´re afraid of your worlds colliding. As it seems, your friends know a very different version of Barney Stinson than I do.

Laser-waitforit-tag: They know the exact same version, they are just not as cool as you. They live another lifestyle.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Another lifestyle?

Laser-waitforit-tag: They are not into laser-tag that much. They don´t like to go out every night to pick up chicks, they don´t appreciate scotch as much as I do (they like scotch, of course, but they don´t love it as we do), long story short – they are lame.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Why are you friends with them then?

Laser-waitforit-tag: I felt sorry for them. They need someone who shows them how to live. They clearly don´t make it on their own, I´m sacrificing myself.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Oh, I see. So, you´re a saint, helping people to find the meaning of life.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Exactly

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: You´re an idiot.

Laser-waitforit-tag: So we see each other on saturday, right?

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Saturday? Ted shows me the city on saturday.

Laser-waitforit-tag: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ROBIN? We have our big tournament!

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: That´s next saturday, stupid!

Laser-waitforit-tag: IT´S NOT! It´s THIS saturday, silly!

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Not true

Laser-waitforit-tag: True! Check your calendar!

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: FUCK. IT`S THIS SATURDAY.

Laser-waitforit-tag: I TOLD YOU! But that doesn´t matter, because you´re just kidding me.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I´m not. I´m so sorry, Barney.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Robin, you can´t do this to me! Tell Ted you can´t come with him this saturday.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I´ll try, okay?

Laser-waitforit-tag: Don´t try, DO!
Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Calm down, please.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Oh of course, I will calm down. It´s only the most important tournament of the year.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: I will talk to Ted.

Laser-waitforit-tag: Okay, fine. Thank you.

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: You´re welcome.

Laser-waitforit-tag: I will make up for it after the tournament, I swear. You won´t regret it, believe me ;-).

Guns&Scotch&Rock´n´Roll: Can´t wait! J