It's been a while since I updated this but I'm back! Anyway, I am super tired after days of cleaning and moving things to the new house (Yay!). Unfortunately, I haven't found the charger to my computer so I've been reduced to writing on my phone.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or My Hero Academia
"So, how was it? Did you have fun?" Naruto excitedly asked as Sasuke entered their apartment.
"No, I didn't."
"Why not?"
"Why would I?"
"Why wouldn't you? You got into the best Hero Academy in Japan!"
"We don't know that yet."
"Sasuke. Obviously you got in."
"Hn."
"Anyway, what did you even do? See anything interesting?"
"Some midget was looking at girls while hiding in the bushes."
"Kinda creepy…" Naruto muttered.
"I honestly didn't pay much attention to anyone else. Although, some kid punched a giant robot so hard that he broke his arm and legs… That was something I guess. He was pretty fanboyish, and I didn't expect that from him."
"But he punched it… How did his legs even break?"
"He jumped."
"He jumped?"
"Really high," Sasuke added.
"Ah, okay."
Sasuke sat down and turned on the TV, "Anyway, what about you?"
"Oh, I found something really interesting!"
"Do tell," Sasuke said in disinterest.
"All Might's actual body is akin to a stick, and his face has a weird shape, kinda like a triangle."
"Interesting," Sasuke muttered.
"You don't sound interested." Naruto frowned.
"Well, you're the Villain, so that's something that should interest you more than me."
"But he's the Number One Hero."
"So what? When I graduate, it won't take me long to take his place."
"Obviously, you'll get into the Top Ten. But your personality isn't gonna allow you to surpass All Might."
Sasuke turned around, "What's that supposed to mean?"
"You know what it means. You'd be like Endeavour, a good Hero but also a dick."
"Well, then maybe you should've been the Hero!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Obviously, I would've made the better Hero, but I'm trying to prove that I'd also be the better Villain," Naruto said smugly.
"Hn, good luck with that. Your personality isn't gonna allow you to become the Number One Villain."
Naruto blinked, "Did you just use what I said to you against me?"
"Yeah, why?"
"How very unoriginal."
"It was good and you know it, you just can't come up with anything better because your brain is the size of a peanut."
Naruto held his chest in mock pain and sniffled, "Damn… Imma go rob some more people, see ya."
A few days later…
"Yo, Sasuke! You got a letter from U.A!"
"Hn."
"Are you not going to open it?" Naruto sat down next to him.
"Not right now, I'll do it later." Sasuke waved him off.
"Are you sure? It doesn't feel like it's a letter…"
"I'll do it later," Sasuke repeated.
"Suit yourself." Naruto shrugged, "It's probably nothing."
"Are you excited?" Naruto whispered.
"No. Not particularly."
"I guess it would suck having to go back to school."
"Why are you even here?" Sasuke scowled.
"I'm curious. I wanna see what this school is like!"
"Why turn into my tie?"
"Best vantage point, obviously." Naruto rolled his eyes even though they couldn't be seen, "Anyway, which class are you in?"
"1-A. There are only two Hero classes."
"Really? You'd think they'd make more."
"Stop talking; we're here." Sasuke shushed him.
"—Of course you did! Your punch was amazing!"
"Could you two move out of the way? You're blocking my path." Sasuke looked at the two kids in annoyance.
"Ah! S-Sorry about that… I'm Ochaco Uraraka!" She introduced herself despite Sasuke's tone.
Sasuke looked at her as if contemplating whether or not to introduce himself."
"Don't be a douche, Sasuke," Naruto told him.
He sighed, "Sasuke Uchiha."
Ochaco smiled, "Nice to meet you!"
"If you're done chatting and making friends, please get inside. You're wasting time."
Everyone looked towards the voice behind Sasuke and saw some homeless-looking guy lying down on the floor.
"He looks like a caterpillar." Naruto tried not to chuckle.
"You're a teacher here?" Sasuke asked.
"That's right. I'm your hometown teacher, Shota Aizawa." The man introduced himself as he got up.
"Hmm, not impressed." Sasuke looked him up and down.
Izuku gaped at what he heard, "It's true he might not look it, but he's still a Pro. I'm surprised a student would actually talk to a Pro like that."
Mr. Aizawa stared at Sasuke before he smiled softly, "Heh, at least you're honest. Let's hope you impress me. Anyway, put these on." He threw some clothes at Sasuke."
"What the fuck is this ugly shit?"
"What the hell am I supposed to change into? I don't wanna be inside a locker for an unknown amount of time."
As if sending his distress Sasuke looked down at his tie and took it off before they made it to the changing rooms and threw him in the trash bin.
"Asshole, he could've waited for everyone to leave and set me down outside of a locker." Naruto grumbled in annoyance as he dispelled his transformation, "And now I reek. I guess I'll have to take a shower. It's a good thing I brought my Villain stuff."
"Naruto, shut the hell up. You're annoying me; I can't sleep."
"Sorry, Kurama. I'm gonna go spy on the kids."
"I don't care."
"Grumpypants."
"Why did I even bother? Obviously Sasuke would be finishing first on everything, but I thought that kid would be doing better." Naruto looked down from the building he was on top of and saw All Might hiding.
"What're you doing, buff man?"
"Gah! What the! It's you? How'd you get here?!"
"Relax big man." He tapped his shoulder, "I'm not here to do anything, just checking out future Heroes. Scoping out the competition, you know?"
"How can I be sure you're not here to do anything?" All Might tensed.
"Because I would've already done something if that was my intention. It wouldn't be smart to start something in a school full of Heroes and Hero wannabes."
"How'd you get in?" All Might asked again.
"Wouldn't matter if I told you. You could improve security as much as you want and I would still get in."
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. I might even let myself be caught and be thrown in Tartarus just to get out. You have any idea how popular that would make me?" Naruto laughed.
"This kid… He's actually serious…"
"Oh wow! You see your kid's throw? That was pretty impressive! Very smart of him to only use one finger. Unfortunate that he's done so bad in everything else and probably in whatever is left to do."
"You do know I have to take you in for breaking in here, right?"
"Ha! Do you actually think you'll be able to do that? You're welcome to try if you want to make this public knowledge. I can already see the headlines!" Naruto held up his fingers in dramatic fashion, "'Unknown Villain breaks into Japan's best Hero Academy!' Wouldn't that be nice? It would certainly give me good exposure."
"Perhaps you're forgetting I'm the Number One Hero?"
"Of course not! But I wouldn't go down without a fight aaaand we're also in a school with a bunch of students that could be easily be turned into hostages."
"I wouldn't let you move from this spot." All Might looked at him seriously.
Naruto looked up at the man, "Are you really sure about that?"
All Might didn't need to see it. He could feel the boy's mischievous grin start to grow behind his mask.
"Hahaha! Looks like I left you a bit speechless there, didn't I? I'm getting the hang of this Villain thing pretty nicely, wouldn't you say?"
"I wouldn't. I don't want to encourage you."
"Damn, but it's your job to encourage others!"
"Well yeah! But not to be a Villain!"
"Hmm, I suppose you got a point…" Naruto noticed Aizawa making his way towards their position, "Anyway, I gotta go! See you later, tata!" Naruto gave him a small wave before vanishing.
"So he wasn't lying about being able to get away…"
"Who were you talking to?" Aizawa looked around.
"We need to go have a chat with the Principal." All Might said seriously, intriguing Aizawa.
"Hey, Sasuke! How was school, dearie?" Naruto asked as Sasuke made his way outside.
"Shut the hell up."
"Awww don't be like that, are you hungry? I can get you some snacks."
"Stop treating me like a little kid," Sasuke growled.
"You're lucky that's all I'm doing considering you threw me in the trash."
Sasuke smiled, "Sorry."
"Bastard."
"Dobe."
"Anyway, I had a nice chat with All Might. Wanna hear it?"
"No."
"Come onnnn!"
A small distance away…
"That's the guy that scored first on every test, right?" Izuku asked.
"Indeed. Quite amazing, it didn't even look like he broke a sweat." Tenya added.
"I actually don't think he did… Sasuke Uchiha… He's cute, his friend too." Ochaco muttered.
"O-Oh, you think they're g-good looking?"
"Ah! W-Well, they're not the only ones!"
"R-Really?" Izuku laughed nervously.
"I mean- Well…"
Tenya shook his head and sighed.
"Isn't that adorable? She thinks we're cute!"
"Hn."
I honestly don't think this chapter was good but I hope it was somewhat enjoyable. I'd like to blame that on how tired I am but I promise I'll do better for the next one. I'll be focusing on this story for a little while as well.
