Almost Christmas break, thank god. I hate university.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or My Hero Academia
"Hmmm, Sage Mode might be a little too much against these kids now that I really think about it..."
Naruto looked at Denki in confusion, "What the hell is up with you? You look dumber than earlier..."
Denki giggled as he stumbled around.
"Oh, you actually are dumber than before... Anyway! Got any more plans?" Naruto called out to the students.
"It didn't work!"
"I think we can all agree that we're gonna die today but at least we got to see Momo's boobs and I'm okay with that." Minoru sobbed.
"Now is not the time, you little pervert!" Kyoka hissed at him.
"No, I completely agree. We're gonna die virgins." Mina nodded.
Sasuke sighed, "I guess I'll step up..."
"I really don't think that's a good idea... We should just wait for Tenya to get All Might! Or maybe Mr. Aizawa can get back here to help!" Izuku said nervously.
"We aren't guaranteed any of those things... Tsuyu, I want you to tie him with your tongue while I rush him."
"Ribbit, okay..." Tsuyu nodded nervously.
"Momo, make me a few kunai."
Momo nodded.
"When I give the signal I want you guys to open the front of the sheet for Tsuyu and the back for me."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Well? I'm waiting! Unless you want me to go and get you guys?"
Naruto took a step forward but stopped when a tongue shot out from behind the insulating sheet and wrapped around his waist, "Woah, I seriously hope this is a girl's tongue..."
Naruto looked at it for a second before poking it, "Hm, don't know what I expected from that..."
He looked up at his sides as he felt Sasuke make two shadow clones, "The real one is still below the sheet..."
Naruto looked on, curious as to what his friend had planned.
His answer came when four kunai landed beside him. Two on his right and two on his left.
He knew it was a matter of speed now. If he guessed incorrectly it would seriously cost him.
Naruto took a breath.
Almost instantly he forced the tongue off his wait to defend his right side as one of Sasuke's clones switched with one of the kunai and grabbed the remaining one.
Unfortunately for him, the other clone made the switch as well when his back was turned.
Naruto cursed when the clone behind him swept his leg and the other punched him into the floor. He grumbled and shot out his chakra arms to crush the clones instantly.
"I have to admit, that was pretty— Fuck..."
"You idiot..." Kurama rolled his eyes as Naruto was pulled towards Sasuke's direction.
"Relax, what's he gonna do anyway? It's not like he can stab me or something."
He got his answer when three figures emerged from below the sheet. Sasuke, Izuku and some buff kid in yellow whose name he didn't know.
"Oh... I'm going to get punched."
Naruto braced his stomach as the three fists made contact with it, launching him into the wall. The impact so strong that he ended up on the ground outside the facility.
Izuku smiled, "It actually worked!"
"So we're not going to die?" Minoru peeked his head out.
"Not today! Do you know why? Because I am— Kurama?"
"Oh, hey All Might. Sorry you had to see me like that, very embarrassing." Naruto stood up and shook himself, "Oh man, they ruined my cloak and the clothes underneath it!"
"He got up!"
All Might looked at Naruto's bruised stomach, which was already healing.
"I think those punches blew something inside, not sure what though... Give it a second to heal, will you?"
"You can heal organs?"
"Oh yeah, brings back memories."
"It does?"
Naruto nodded, "When I was thirteen, my friend pierced my body with his hand and destroyed my right lung. I can tell you it didn't feel nice. There's also that time when my heart stopped and my teammate had to pump it with her hand."
"What is this kid...?"
"Anyway, we came to fight you so... Although you might wanna see if the boss-man hasn't sent Nomu to kill Aizawa first."
All Might narrowed his eyes, "I'll come back for you in a bit."
"No worries, I'll just follow behind you." Naruto shrugged.
All Might looked at Naruto for a second before making his way inside the facility.
Naruto waved at the students as he walked past them, "Really good job by the way, well some of you anyway." He turned to the three who punched him, "You guys actually destroyed some of my organs! Hasn't happened in a while, haha! I do hope you enjoy the show we're about to put with All Might..."
"What do you mean?" Izuku asked.
Naruto looked at the young apprentice, "The boss-man has a toy that he wants to test against All Might... He believes that Nomu and I together can kill All Might. He isn't wrong." Naruto walked away, whistling a happy tune.
"You don't actually think...?" Ochako trailed off, worried.
"I hate to admit that he sounded serious, ribbit."
"What do we do then?! If they kill All Might we're all screwed!" Minoru scratched his balls furiously.
"Throw your balls at him and stop him then!" Mina shook him.
"Okay!" Minoru wailed in fear as he hurled his sticky balls at the Villain's back.
"What the hell?" Naruto reached back, surprised when his hand got stuck on the round object, "That's definitely something..."
Naruto turned back to the kids, "Hey! Could you stop throwing those? You're gonna ruin my cloak even more!"
"I'm sorry! Don't kill me!"
"Gosh, your head is bleeding... Anyway, now I have to cut my arm then destroy this thing and put my arm back on."
"You what?!" Mina looked on in shock as the villain tore his right arm off, "Isn't that excessive?"
"True... I kinda just wanted to intimidate you..." Naruto shrugged as a red cloak of bubbles surrounded his left hand, burning off the ball stuck to his other hand as soon as he touched it.
"Not gonna lie, that was pretty cool..." Eijiro mumbled to himself.
"I assume my cloak looks ridiculous now so I'll be taking it off for now."
Izuku analyzed the Villain, cautiously taking down notes on every little thing he noticed about him. "So strange... It's as if he has multiple quirks. It's terrifying to think that's the case."
"I don't think I wanna kill All Might right now. I'll just put on a good show and discretely get rid of Nomu.
"You're not gonna kill All Might?" Izuku asked hesitantly.
"Of course not! I gotta beat the big guy in national television! How else will I get acknowledged as the best villain? Anyway, try not to do anything stupid." Naruto told them.
"Kurama! Where are you?! Nomu is already fighting All Might!"
Naruto rolled his eyes as he heard Tomura yell out.
"What a pain." He groaned as he made a shadow clone, "I'm gonna beat up All Might a little bit okay? Once it gets to be too much for him I want you to kill the Nomu. Make sure there's nothing left that it can regenerate from."
The clone nodded and disappeared, leaving Naruto to watch All Might and the Nomu trade blows, "At this rate he'll actually push that monster back..."
He waited until All Might's punches began overwhelming the Nomu before he rushed behind the number one Hero, punching him into the pavement.
"I gotta say, I'm surprised you were pushing the Nomu back given how weak you are right now All Might."
"Took you long enough, Kurama." Tomura rasped in annoyance.
"Sorry, sorry. I thought the Nomu was gonna be able to deal with him for a second. I was sadly proven wrong, and that just goes to show that if you want something done properly then you should do it yourself."
Tomura hummed, "Grab him, Nomu. I want to look into his eyes as I kill him..."
Naruto frowned beneath his mask, discretely glancing at his hidden clone.
Only a second passed before his clone acted.
A black orb zoomed acrossed, piercing the Nomu through the head before it disappeared.
The Nomu collapsed onto its knees, clawing at its deteriorating face in pain.
"What the hell?!" Tomura whirled his head around in a panic, "Kurogiri! Get us out of here, now!"
"Dammit! Damn it all! I was this close to- I should've just killed him there!" Tomura screamed in frustration.
Naruto and Kurogiri watched the young man destroy everything around him.
"It's not fair! Who did that?! Was it one of those brats? I'll make sure I kill them all first next time!"
"Are you done?" Naruto asked.
Tomura turned his head around slowly, "What?"
"Are you done crying about this? How do you expect to be taken seriously as a Villain if a single loss brings you to such a state? You sound like a bitter child who got his toys taken away."
"How dare you speak to me like that, Kurama?! I should kill you where you stand! You told me that you and Nomu were enough to kill the Symbol of Peace. But while my Nomu was fighting All Might, you were too busy being held up by a bunch of brats! You pathetic excuse for a Villain!"
"Now, now, calm down Tomura." All for One's amused voice spoke up.
"Master..."
"You've both made mistakes today, but that doesn't mean you should be at each other's throats because of this. You'll be doing the Hero's job for them. Now is the time to calm down and refocus. With more planning and some competent help, you will finally bring down Hero society."
"Yes, you're right, Master." Tomura cleared his throat, "We have to do something big to entice competent villains to join us..."
"I could crash the U.A. festival." Naruto suggested, "Humiliate a few heroes and use the opportunity to reach out to other villains who might be watching."
"Hmmm, that doesn't sound like a bad idea... I like it."
"I'll get the schedule a few days before that, see you then." Naruto said, before vanishing.
Naruto's and Sasuke's apartment...
"Wow! That was seriously fun! Can't wait to try that at the festival."
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Another annoyance to deal with."
"Don't be like that! You're gonna win the whole thing easily and that'll be boring! I'm just spicing it up!" Naruto laughed.
"Idon't want you to spice things up." Sasuke muttered.
"Too bad because I'm doing it and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" Naruto laughed as he enteredhis room, "I'm gonna be famous!"
What's this? I'm not dead?
I might as well be cause I think my math class just tanked my gpa... I just want to curl up and cry more. It's gonna be a hassle going for that 3.5. Just thinking about it is making me depressed.
