Thalia's POV

I can't believe me and Neeks got put here alone! So unfair! We have to endure all the annoying Slytherins, especially me! They keep hitting on me, especially that one weasel looking boy, Bako Farfoy I think it was, I didn't really pay attention, not that I care anyways.

I woke up early, with the dawn and quickly dressed in my typical hunters outfit, with a few changes. I pulled on a pair of silver cargo pants, a slinky silver shirt, and a black leather jacket, what? A girl has to indulge! Plus, a green scarf.

I went for a quick jog before heading back to the common room for Nico.

"Hey Neeks, or should I say, Death Breath." I teased.

"You've already used that joke." He replied, not even phased.

"Well it never gets old." With that I grabbed him in a chokehold and rubbed his hair, messing it up.

He growled. I laughed.

I looked him over. He was wearing black jeans. A black shirt. And his BLACK aviator jacket. But then I saw a tiny sparkle of white, so naturally I grabbed his jacket, pulled it back to see a skull sticker on his shoulder!

"Neeks! I'm so proud of you cousin! You have on a color that is not black! You deserve a reward! I will be your servant for the day! Stop calling you nicknames! Anything! Just say the word! And here! Have this amazing green scarf! I will spread the news to the world! I will put it on PikPok or whatever it's called, I will literally risk the safety of this school so the world can know of this miracle, this most joyous event! This is enough to make people start worshiping that skull like Jesus!" I shrieked in joy.

I ran out of the room, but Nico caught me. "Not right now!" He begged.

I smirked, "Fine I will do it during DINNER!" I then proceeded to cackle like a maniac for ten minutes straight, getting me some strange looks.

I skipped into the Great Hall with a grin on my face and started stuffing said face with chocolate chip pancakes.

I was lost in my own world, one of chocolate chip pancakes, and my adventures with my sisters in the hunt. I was happy in my head, at least I was until that idiot Gaco or whatever his name was decided to come up to me.

"Hey, sweetcheeks. Why don't you come with me to The Three Broomsticks down at Hogsmeade in a few weeks?" He asked.

"Look, Gaco, or Bako, or whatever your name is, I've told you many times, I don't date and I don't want to go out with you." I growled.

He obviously didn't get the message because he moved even closer and put his arm around me pulling me to his side. "Sweetcheeks, your pet names are endearing, but you can just call me Draco. Or Draks, or even honey bunchkins."

Since he wasn't backing off I did the obvious. Pulled his arm off me, twisted it in an unnatural direction, breaking it, then I punched him in the gut, kneed him in his sensitive area and judo flipped him over the table onto the hard marble floor. Simple, easy, and effective. Every girl would do that in that situation.

Prof. Snape came over at that moment to pass out the schedules, "Professor! She just injured me, my arm is broken and so are my legs, I think my ribs are cracked too!"

He just looked at me, "Seriously Thalia? On the first day of school!"

I snorted, " He's just a big baby. I only broke one arm, sprained his ankle, and fractured a few ribs. Not a big deal. Besides he kept hitting on me and then he wrapped his arm around me. I couldn't allow that. Sev, you understand, right?" Then I gave him my best impression of Percy's baby seal eyes.

Sev snorted, "Never do that eye thing again and I will make sure you are the victim and that he gets four months of detention."

I smiled, "Agreed." Then I held out my hand for my schedule, he was just handing it to me when Nico walked over.

"Hey, oh it's already schedule time?" He said, letting out a yawn. "I took a quick nap. And then traveled in the shadows here."

"Seriously Neeks? You sound like Hades and Hypnos's secret love child." I laughed behind my hand.

The ground rumbled and I had the sudden urge to fall asleep. "Haha." Nico deadpanned.

I stuck out my tongue and glanced at my schedule.

Student: Princess Thalia Grace-Moon-Olympia

Day 1.

Class #1. Potions

Class #2. Defense Against the Dark Arts

Class #3. Care of Magical Creatures

Class #4. Double Herbology with the Gryffindors

Class #5. Transfiguration

Day 2.

Class #1. Double Potions with the Gryffindors

Class #2. Herbology

Class #3. Free period

Class #4. Double Divination with the Gryffindors

Class #5. Charms

Day 3.

Class #1. Double Transfiguration with the Gryffindors

Class #2. Double Charms with the Ravenclaws

Class #3. Double Care of Magical Creatures with the Gryffindors

Class #4. Double Astronomy with the Hufflepuffs

Class #5. Double History of Magic with the Ravenclaws

Day 4.

Class #1. Astronomy

Class #2. Double Defense Against the Dark Arts with the Gryffindors

Class #3. Free period

Class #4. Divination

Class #5. History of Magic

I glared at the Grace that graced the top of the page (Get it! I know, I know, I'm hilarious.) But then smiled at the Moon that was put there for my allegiance to Artemis.

"Hey Neeks, what's your electives?" I asked.

"Muggle Studies, Study of Ancient Runes, and Arthmancy." He replied, eating an English Muffin covered in Pomegranate Jam.

"Aww, Neeks, we don't share any electives." I made a pouty face.

"I know. I looked at your paper when you were filling it out to make sure we didn't take the same electives. Not that I would take those anyways. I just wish I could opt out of Herbology." He sighed.

I laughed, "Yeah, poor plants. They won't understand why they are shriveling up and dying." I cackled for the second time this day, only this time Nico stuck his hand over my mouth, so of course I bit him. And then he let out a yowl of pain, causing the ground to tremble and shadows to creep in. I of course kept cackling like a maniac and ran from the Great Hall, and Nico started chasing me. Then when we were out of sight he decided to shadow travel. ON TOP OF ME! And then shove an entire pomegranate in my mouth to get me to shut up. The most concerning part was that he had an entire pomegranate just hanging out in his robes. THAT is EXTREMELY odd.

"Come on, we have to get to class." Nico said. I pointed to the Pomegranate. "Oh yeah. I had Hazel spell it to only come out if I take it out. I think I will leave you and your new friend alone for a bit. Toodle-oo!" Then the brat shadow traveled away. I stormed off to find Hazel.

There, another chapter done! I've been kinda putting this one and the next one off but I finally got this one up. I hope you find it hilarious.