Author's Note: If you're a fan of Mikey, you're going to feel bad for him in this chapter. Just like the 2007 movie, it's not going to end well.
Mikey got out of the van and put on his Cowabunga Carl head. "Dude, it's so weird to be out on the street in broad daylight." said Mikey. "Well don't get used it, because you have a job to do." said Raph. "Right. So, where's the place?" asked Mikey. "It's the 3rd house on the left." said Donnie. "Thanks D." said Mikey. As Mikey was walking on the street, he thought about what it would be like to live topside. "I wish I could walk across the street without wearing this stupid mask. Why can't humans just accept us for who we are? We've saved people countless times and all we get is rejection." said Mikey. "Mikey, I wish I could help you, but humans fear what they don't understand. It would take a miracle for you and your brothers to be accepted by society." said John. "I know. It would be nice to have a normal life for once and not save the world every other week." said Mikey.
After a few minutes of walking, Mikey saw the house and said, "Guys, I'm right in front of the house. What should I do when they answer the door?" asked Mikey. "Just be yourself and show off your personality a little." said John. "Don't use any corny catchphrases." said Raph. "Why not?" asked Mikey. "Because if you say crap like "Hey dude, it's me Cowabunga Carl and I'm ready to have a surfing good time", you'll sound like a stoner." said Raph. "I don't sound like a stoner, Raph." said Mikey. "Your Californian accent isn't doing you any favors." said Raph. "Really, Raph?" asked Donnie. "What? I'm telling the truth." said Raph. "Look Mikey, just ignore what Raph said and ring the doorbell." said Donnie.
Mikey walked up the steps and rang the doorbell. "Hope these kids like turtles." Mikey said to himself. A woman in her late 20's answered the door and said, "Oh hi, you must be Cowabunga Carl." said the woman. "Yep, that's me. You can also call me Mikey." said Mikey. "My name is Susan and the kids are currently in the living room. They're very excited to see you." said Susan. "No doubt about it. Kids love reptiles." said Mikey. "You're right about that. Well, come on in and join the party." said Susan.
Once Mikey stepped inside the house, he was surprised by how big it was. When his bare feet touched the wooden floor, he felt a little funny. "Guys, this is so surreal." Mikey whispered into his headset. "Are we just going to ignore how hot that mom was. If I wasn't a turtle, I'd be hitting on that." said Raph. "Wow, Raph. Way to be inappropriate." said Donnie. "Come on Don, I know you think she's a babe." said Raph. "No, I don't." Donnie said nervously. "Then why didn't you say that with a straight face?" asked Raph. "Look, let's ignore the mom and focus on helping Mikey. Okay?" said Donnie.
Mikey followed Susan into the living room and saw all the children running around and having fun. It reminded Mikey of how he and his brothers were when they were little. "Guys, there's about a dozen kids here. What should I do?" asked Mikey. "Get their attention and do some activities with them." said John. "Okay." said Mikey.
As soon as the kids saw Mikey, they stopped running and stared at him. "Kids, this is Cowabunga Carl and he's here to have some fun." said Susan. In the most cartoonish voice he could come up with, Mikey said, "Hey little dudes! Cowabunga Carl is here to have a turtle-rific time with all of you." Raph facepalmed himself and said, "I want to smack him upside the head so bad." The kids remained silent, until one of them said, "Are you a pedophile?" Raph, Donnie, and John were shocked and they collectively said, "Wow." "Jesus Christ." said Donnie. "Danny! Mr. Cowabunga Carl is not a pedophile. That was very inappropriate. I now want you to apologize." said Susan. "Sorry Mr. Carl." said Danny. "It's okay, Danny. I forgive you." said Mikey. "Man, these kids are a tough crowd." said Mikey. "No kidding, I thought they would be all sweet and innocent. I didn't expect them to be so blunt." said John. "So, which one of you little dudes is Angel?" asked Mikey. "I am." said the girl in the red dress. "Well, I know it's your birthday." said Mikey. "I know it's my birthday. I'm not stupid." said Angel. Raph laughed uncontrollably at her comment and said, "I'm starting to like these kids."
"Well, since it's your special day, I'm letting you choose what we're going to do." said Mikey. "Mikey, I don't think this is a smart idea." said Donnie. "Don't worry Don, it'll be fine." said Mikey. "I want to ask some questions about turtles." said Angel. "Sure. In fact, all of you can ask me questions about what it's like being a turtle." said Mikey. "I really don't think this is a good idea." said John. "Relax, they don't think I'm real. It's not like I'm telling them my origin story." said Mikey.
"So, who has the first question?" asked Mikey. One of the kids raised their hand and asked, "How many fingers and toes do you have?" "Well, I have three fingers and two toes." said Mikey. He showed off his hands and wiggled his toes in front of the kids. A different kid raised their hand and asked, "Where do turtles come from?" "Turtles come from eggs." said Mikey. The child replied with "I thought only chickens came from eggs." "Nope, all types of animals come from eggs. Chickens, ducks, frogs, turtles. All from eggs." said Mikey. Another child asked, "Do you have a mommy and daddy?" Mikey went silent and started to sweat a little. "What do I say?" Mikey whispered into his headset. "I don't know. Make something up." said Raph. "I do have a mommy and daddy. They're currently on vacation right now. Does anyone else have a question?" said Mikey. Angel raised her hand and asked, "Do turtles have private parts?" Donnie spit out the coffee he was drinking and Raph laughed like there was no tomorrow. "He sounds like a boy, so he has a wiener." said Danny. All the kids laughed at his comment and Mikey never felt more uncomfortable in his life. "Dudes, I'm starting to regret this job." said Mikey. "Are you kidding me? This job is fantastic! I haven't had a laugh this good in a long time!" said Raph. "Just play a game with the kids." said John.
"Hey kids, who wants to play a game of tag?" asked Mikey. "But you're a turtle and turtles are slow." said Angel. Mikey's feelings were hurt by her comment, but he continued with his happy attitude. "Damn, this kid is unforgiving. She reminds me of me." said Raph. "Well, what game do you want to play?" asked Mikey. "Let's play Mortal Kombat." said Angel. "What?" asked Mikey. Angel stepped on Mikey's toes and Mikey yelled out in pain. Soon enough, all the kids ganged up on Mikey and knocked him to the floor. "When the heck did these kids get so violent?" asked John. "Likely cartoons and PG-13 movies." said Donnie. "Can I please hit these kids once?" Mikey asked as he was getting kicked in the plastron. "NO! We do not need a lawsuit." said John. As the kids were kicking him, Mikey realized he needed to relieve himself. "Guys, I need to pee." said Mikey. "Just get up and go to the bathroom. I'm sure the mom wouldn't mind." said Raph. Mikey stood up and was about to walk to the bathroom, until Angel stopped him. "The game's not over yet." said Angel. "Listen dudes, I need to use the little turtle's room really quick." said Mikey. "Not before I finish you." said Angel. Angel kicked Mikey right in the groin and he cried out in pain. Raph felt bad for his brother and said, "Poor Mike, I hope he's okay." Mikey dropped down to the floor and held his manhood. "Mikey, are you alright?" asked Donnie. Unfortunately for Mikey, he couldn't hold his bladder and he peed on the floor. "Ewwwww." said the children. Under the turtle head, Mikey started to cry and said, "This is the worst day of my life".
That's the end of that chapter. I hope you don't hate me too much for what I made Mikey go through. The next chapter will show the mom reacting to the situation. Will Mikey's day get any worse? I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.
