Well, I finished the writeups (for the most part) of the second generation, and working on the third generation, which... is going to be a challenge.


The muscular woman got out of her cheap car, and strolled through the parking lot, with her shoulder-length hair put into a high ponytail, and wearing a purple sweatsuit that was pretty tight. She walked like the world was crumbling under her, and didn't bother to catch her breath or step once she went through every door, and planted herself in the room.

Jo did not look at anyone despite Josh introducing her, "Hello Jo, and I see you... actually look like a lady for once."

"I am warning you now Botoxstein, DO NOT fuck with me! If you say the wrong thing..." she sneered, before grabbing his suit across the table, "I WILL make sure you regret it."

He removed her hands from his collar, and eased himself back on his seat, "I will ask whatever I want, and you will deal. Many before you tried that crap, and it ain't gon work with you." He saw Jo's scowl, and did not pay any mind to it, "So I am going to alphabetically give you a picture of each of your castmates alphabetically, mainly with the second generation cast, and you will tell me your thoughts on them during the show, and since the show. We will do the same thing with the people you competed with in Season 5 afterwards." The first picture was taken out, and he could already see her eye roll, "You and Anne Maria DID NOT get along. Why was that in your opinion?"

The blonde woman started slowly ripping the picture of Anne Maria, as she started to speak, "I always knew Sprayhead Anne Maria was a desperate tramp. She literally built her entire identity and look on an already pathetic, past-their-prime Snooki. Anne Maria kept on making fun of my looks, and accused me of being jealous of her, which were the only things she said because she has nothing going for her but her manufactured looks, and her illegal home-depot Mexico botched body. I saw through her from the beginning, and laughed at her faux-friendship with Zoey. I called them both out on liking Mike, and they acted like I was crazy, but she mentioned that I was a struggle Eva, and we were both men, which DID cause me to jump to her bed, and strangle her. She better be lucky that Zoey pulled me off. What annoyed me the most is that she was a carry-on, a straggler, whatever the term is. Anne Maria did NOTHING for the team, and it pissed me off because she skated by episode after episode, while not doing jack squat, so I did snap on her in the third episode, and had to trick her. If Staci was not going to be rigged out, Anne would have been out on the first episode. What made it even worse was that she would say comments about guys thinking that I was ugly, and it REALLY pissed me off, because I am a strong person on my own. Everything about her identity is about needing validation from a man, and that's pathetic to me. Once she was getting played, and nothing that she wanted happened, she quit like the trampy, wimpy bitch slut that I always knew she was."

"So she said that you were jealous that she was physically strong, equally as you are, without trying to hard, and while being feminine as well, which has you resentful." He saw Jo roll her eyes, and he continued, "But you two made up due to some Season 5 pre-gaming, but things fell apart again. Why?"

"I found her fighting with Mike at the resort to be VERY pathetic, and VERY annoying, so I told them BOTH to can it, since everyone was talking about icing them out if they didn't. By that time, she was a non-factor in my mind, so I told her that I don't care to fight with her anymore. There were plans for a large pre-game alliance, but she and Brick were dumbasses, and made it known to too many people, causing for production to drop them. We got into it AGAIN because Tanorexia believed a lie of me trying to get with Brightning during Playa des Losers in Season 5, and I thought it was pathetic that she started ANOTHER issue because of a man. We thankfully went our separate ways, and didn't have a run in until about 2 years ago. Brick asked me to be a spokesperson for his company, and I agreed to it. SHE went around trying to sabotage that opportunity, and told him that I was too manly, and a bad look for the brand. She was STILL mad about the Lightning stuff, and felt like I was getting in between her friendship with Brick. It was all so petty, and then she told people that Brick was sucking my dick. Yeah, I beat her ass that final time in their board room, and I put her in the hospital. It was a LONG TIME COMING, and I haven't spoken to her since."

Josh just shook his head as he giggled, "Interesting how you didn't mention that she caught you and Brick fucking, and THAT was why you two fought, since he meddled personal and professional, especially with her name tied to it." He handed her the next picture, while her face froze, "So what do you think of B?"

Jo took the picture, but didn't bother looking at it, "You mean hamburger? I don't have any thoughts on that blob of fat. He had a smug attitude, and thought that he was better than everyone, despite not speaking. I had to remind him that he's morbidly obese, and shouldn't be judging anyone with his facial expressions. In my opinion, jumbo hot dog was jealous of the guys that had great bodies, and he was especially jealous of Brick. When the fairy girl was trying to cheat with Brick, B reached out to me, and asked if I could train him, which I tried to do when we were eliminated on our season, but he rejected then. I... decided to take him up on his offer, since I wanted to be a little messy. Everyone in the cast wanted to know what was the true story about Dawn and Brick getting together, so I pestered him to tell me the truth. He was talking A LOT of trash about the both of them, and I called him out for choosing when to speak or not. I got what I wanted, and he was horrible to train, so we eventually... parted ways."

"He stated that you stalked him the entire time, and you were mad because Brick paid you dust," he told the defensive woman, who just sneered, and refused to give him a response. An evil grin popped up on his face, while handing the next picture, "So your MOST interesting interaction throughout the franchise is with Brick. There were times where it seemed like the two of you got along, and the the both of you were FURIOUS with one another in the next moment. What we saw on the show was VERY interesting, but from what we gathered recently, what happened behind the scenes was EVEN MORE interesting."

She refused to look at him, "There was not interesting happening behind the scenes with Brickless and I. He was embarrassed that he got outran by a woman, so for the entire season, he tried to show how manly he was. For someone with the body, definition, chiseled figures, and proportionate body development, he shouldn't have been so insecure and needy. I was expecting a badass from his personality, since his looks gave off a badass, and the unibrow was an added touch."

Josh knew that he had her, "So you admit that you find him to be attractive, at least physically? You just said that his personality was not as great as you found his appearance and physicality. Was that sexual tension why you were always around him on the season?"

"What,... I,... he..." Jo was getting frustrated and flustered, with her face becoming more red. Her hand slammed the table, "He PEED HIS PANTS for god's sakes, and was a PATHETIC mama's boy. It was so sad to watch, since he told me some poor things about his mother during the season. There were times where we got along, and I did find him to be one of the more tolerable ones in the cast; I think he was the most tolerable person at the time. Brick was easy to hang out with, and he was a formidable competitor; I will give him that. But something... changed, and I didn't like how people thought we were doing something romantically together, and he ALSO made it seem like I was below his standards. UNIBROW, the guy who STILL acts like his mother breastfeeds him, making it seem like he was below MY standards? This was right before the fourth challenge, and then he started questioning my character, my competitiveness, and everything that mattered to me. I was FED UP with him, and I was over his cowardice on so many levels. Brick is VERY passive aggressive, and that shit annoyed me. He also started laughing A LOT about my makeup for the rest of the season after that challenge, even after we were both eliminated. I knew I wanted to get him back after insulting my character, so once we were put on the same team again, I took my shot."

"Did you also take your shot on the dick?" the host bluntly asked, which caused her to softly gasp. "It's been revealed that you two hung out since the show ended, and we have receipts, so you BETTER admit EVERYTHING." Josh saw Jo's face as he placed down each picture, and saw the sweat draining from her face, "You two were VERY good friends, and the transcripts show that these events took place within years."

The blond woman kept her composure, "Okay, I hung out with him here and there over the years. Out of our cast, he was the least awful, and he wanted some of my advice about various things. I thought he was going to be on "All-Stars", and I needed an alliance, so I put in a lot of effort to not... taunt him as much. We fell out for a few years because I got bored of him, and he was trying to get some of those thots from the third cast to fight me, since he was mad because I wasn't getting with him. BRICK got into the athletic fashion business, and my people told me that it would make sense for us to align, so we started doing a lot of business together, and hanging out together. He had the confidence, style, and attitude that I thought he would have when I first met him, and he was... a badass. Despite being in a good place, he ruined things when he tried to go out with me, and tried to seduce me on his desk, which is where Tan In A Can walked in. All of a sudden, he was DATING PIXIE WITCH! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Like, a few days after trying to get with me. Brick was checking me out when we became friends again, and he said that I was the only person that kept him excited as a friend."

Josh gave her the side eye, "So you decided to stalk him and Dawn for years, despite you and Brick falling out, to the point where you got into contact with B to get some information. ALL THREE of them felt harassed by you because you were PISSED that he moved on. And I have receipts." Pictures of texts and DMs of hers, towards B and Brick were placed in front of her, and Jo's eyes widened, only to get more red. "And I ALSO do have proof that the two of you were messing around. Some of Brick's former employees sent me audio AND video of the two of you messing around." He took it out to grab the evidence, but he was interrupted.

Jo got up to punch Josh in the face, stormed over the table, and tackled him to the floor, as she choked him with one hand, and grabbed the USB cord, "YOU WILL NOT HUMILATE ME, AND CREATE A SHITTY NARRATIVE YOU WANNABE DON BOBBLEHEAD!"

He started screaming as she hovered over him, and tried to grab the USB back, "GIVE IT BACK. SECURITY, PRODUCTION, GET A HOLD OF HER. GET THIS MANLY BITCH OFF ME!" Security rushed off to separate the physical altercation that no one expected.


Several minutes left, Jo was handcuffed to the chair, and had a huge glare on her face, "I don't regret shit, and FUCK Crymometer Brick for sending that. Shit like that is why I have NOT spoken to him in a few years, though he BEGGED for me to get into contact with him after Dawn left him. He's STILL the insecure, weak coward I thought he was when we were 16. Anyways, we had a blowup about everything that happened over the years, and I want him to give a sincere apology. He knows how to get to me, and that's the one thing I regret."

Josh raised his eyebrows, "You sound hurt still, like you... miss him, but we will move on." A picture of Cameron was placed on the table, and he chuckled with her eyes being rolled to the back of her head, "So Cameron is someone who you showed absolutely no regard to of his being from the very beginning, and you underestimating him ended up being your undoing, as he plotted your elimination."

"I could not believe that they let someone who not only LOOKED like a toddler, but was WEAKER than a toddler onto the show. He just seemed so... needy, and I thought it was pathetic. He acted like a child, but also felt the need to judge everyone else, which I found laughable. To me, it seemed like the producers wanted our team to win that first episode so they could spare Cameron, since ALL of us agreed on the team that he needed to go, though I was back and forth on booting him or Snooki." She had to calm herself down before she continued speaking, "I remembered overhearing him talking about me during the first 2 days, stating that he thought I was a man, and that I was going through the process of transitioning into being a woman. He TOLD SEVERAL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS, and had the nerve to NOT apologize to me about it. He assumed that it was an ABSOLUTE FACT, which MADE IT EVEN WORSE!"

A loud gasp came form Josh's mouth, "Wow... he didn't mention that, but do you think it's just possible that he wasn't being malicious, and was just rambling? He had no experience with anything outside of what he read in books, and didn't understand social cues. Instead of understanding his point of you, we were told that you went after his mother several times, and that she still put diapers on him; stuff like that. You also started physically abusing him, but then were shocked that he didn't care to align with you fully."

A careless hand wave was her response, "He came for me, I came for him back. He would also mention stuff about my mother ditching and abandoning me, so Bobblehead Geek wasn't any better. Everyone, even his closest friends talked badly about him, but I'm the bad person. I didn't think about or speak to him for a few weeks afterwards, and HE OFFERED ME an alliance initially, and I wasn't interested. After realizing that Light Struck wasn't... the best ally, I changed my mind, and he was THANKFUL that I changed my mind. Cameron and I just were not getting along, and I gave him props for outplaying me. The two of us had a VERY small conversation after the finale about leaving our issues on the island, and that... remained for a year, until Cannon Fodder did his usual bullshit pot-stirring."

"Yes, it has been mentioned that he, as well as Mike and Zoey spilled the beans about your pre-game planning, which caused the cast for "All-Stars" to be changed last minute. He said that you claimed that the casting changes caused for your early demise in the season, and it caused for you to lash out at him at "Playa des Losers". What is your side of the story?"

"The hypocrite was ALSO pre-gaming, but decided to throw us under the bus because the trio felt like the casting was putting them at a disadvantage. At LEAST the boring couple admitted it, but like everything else, Cameron DENIES, LIES, AND DENIES. If he would have owned it, I could have let it go, but with that situation, and all of the bullshit he was spewing on other people during the season, it pissed me off. When Cameron arrived to Playa, Lightning, Sam, and Sierra lit him up for his shadiness, and I tore him apart THE WORST. He claimed that my gameplay sucked all on its own, and I made fun of him for his mother robbing his million dollars from last season. Every chance I had to remind Cameron what a piece of crap he was in front do everyone, I DID IT. He lied about everything he said about Lightning and his father, so I told Lightning everything when they were having a conversation, and Cameron was REALLY MAD when I agreed with Al regarding lying about being assaulted. All of his bullshit before the season was leaked on the blogs, and he blamed ME for it, just because I told a few people in our cast. He sued me a few times, and I had to countersue him back. After that legal stuff went nowhere, we haven't dealt with one another since."

Josh moved on, "So Dakota is next, and I was told that while you didn't care to speak to her during the show, you ALSO stalked and harassed her once her unfortunate event happened, since you wanted to channel some of her strength. Was she someone else you were jealous of due to her romantic desirability and feminine looks?"

A bored expression made its way onto Jo's face, "It's not my fault that Watermelon Jolly Rancher Monsters. Inc is still stuck at 16, since she spent a decent amount of her teens and a young adult as a science experiment. I, and NO ONE ELSE on the cast were jealous of her and Sam. I had more chemistry with the people I hated than Dakota had with Sam, which EVERYONE talked about. EVERYONE thought that their relationship was contrived and fake."

"We know you have more chemistry with your so-called enemies," quipped the older man, which caused Jo to throw something on the table at him.

"Anyways, a part of me WAS curious with what she attained from her transition, and I saw what she was able to do in her final episode. She won't admit it, but I know a part of her felt liberated that she was visible to everyone, and broke out of being controlled by whomever or whatever, knocking out anything that came her direction. THAT I do respect as a person, and it's hard for women to be able to express their strength, and being a bad bitch. A part of me DID find her more interesting, but it wasn't because she was a monster, but because she didn't come off as so weak and pathetic. Broke Down Paris actually told me that I was making her feel better, and she invited me to a few of her wrestling shows. She ACTUALLY knew that I was interested in joining that specific program, and with Broke Down Seth Rogan's help, they joined on JUST SO I could be shut out. I put on a good face, since I thought being nice would cause for the faculty to want me in. She wasted the opportunity, and they asked me to join, which I did. The press would consistently ask me about her, and joining wrestling after she did, and I gave my honest opinion. Dakota got mad, and attacked me on social media, threatening me. I told her that I don't do threats, I do promises, and I promised that I would beat her up. A few years later, and that happened, all because she was also mad that EVERYONE clowned her desperation tactic of a reality show, but chose ME to attack," Jo explained.

He still gave her a side eye, making it clear that he felt something was off, "So what about you allegedly stalking Dawn some years after the show, and harassing B to get more info about her, and the relationship with Brick? What about you starting the rumor about Brick and Dawn having an affair, which you told B? And what about you snapping on her for exposing that you were jealous of her over Brick? Did this obsession with Dawn start on the show?"

Jo rolled her head back in agony, and let out a loud grunt, "I DID NOT start the rumor about them having an affair. B asked me if I knew anything about Brick and Dawn having an affair, and I said I think they were; emphasis on I THINK! Cameron was the one who told him that it was a fact, which B ran with, and most of the cast thought it. Whether it was emotional or physical isn't any of my care or business, but HER FURY lead me to believe that it was a physical affair. I brought this up to Tinkerbell once she yelled at me during one of those group meetups, she claimed that Peter Pan Brick told her that him and I never had something, and even HE admitted during that trip, that we had nothing, so she came up with that out of her ass that I started it. She knew that she was BORING Brick, and that he still wanted to contact me, which caused her to be intimidated by. The FINAL interaction I had with her was when I was told by my management to start getting some endorsements, and I thought working with Brick's line would be the best one yet, since he wouldn't put me in some girly BS. Anne Maria rejected, which caused us to argue since she's a hater, but AT LEAST she was business partners with him. Tinkerbell rejected, which REALLY pissed me off, since she's NOT involved in the business of athletic branding, or Brick's business at all to judge. I told him that he needed to keep his FRAUD out of his professional matters, and I did accuse her of being jealous, because she knows that Brick and I always have fun, whether we hate one another, or are friendly.

Josh was getting tired of this, "So what about your experience with Dawn on the show? That was kind of just skipped over."

"I called her out on the VARIOUS scams that she and her people have been up to for years, even on the show regarding her witchery. I kept on questioning her about it on the show, but she just lied and denied about it, but that was it for our experiences on the show. By the end of her time, I knew that she was a fraud, and Scott just helped expose it, though he used lies to expose her. Since she wanted to drag me publicly years later, I dragged her publicly too, and made DAWN THE FRAUD's FRAUDS known publicly. Of course she sued me, and that went nowhere because she can't prove that I was telling any lies. Brick shortly dumped her soon afterwards."

"So... Lightning, the main person you interacted with throughout your two seasons is next," Josh declared with a maniacal tone in his voice. He could not help but giggle as he handed her the picture, "He was another person that you clearly had a crush on, but NOT ONLY was it unrequited, but he THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A MAN! HOW did that make you feel?"

She reached over to swing at him, but he moved his chair back to avoid it, "You need to STOP LYING ON ME you BITCHY WANNABE QUEEN! That dimwit INTENTIONALLY made homophobic, transphobic comments at me the ENTIRE SEASON. EVERYONE knew I was a woman, and I worked out naked, so people saw what I was working with genetically. He represents the sexist men that I HATE, and have RUINED MY LIFE when I was younger, so I wasn't putting up with his crap in the game. For the first half, I luckily didn't have to deal with him, since we were not on the same team, but he did try to bond with me with some misogynistic stuff about "men being superior", and that type of stuff that the Toxic Rats were using to try to build up their morale. And I NEVER had a crush on Lightning. Sure, he wasn't bad on the eyes, and had the biggest ass out of everyone, EVEN THE GIRLS, but I never saw it for him in that way. He's THE WORST conversationalist EVER, which says a lot, since Cameron, Staci, and B were on our cast."

Josh felt himself getting frustrated, especially with Jo's spin on things, "But once you two were on the same team, it seemed like you both got along VERY well, to the point where you admitted to him that you never kissed a guy yet, cuddled against him, and booted Brick over him. You even formed a genuine alliance with him on BOTH seasons, but of course you screwed them both up."

"I was put on a new team, and a team that was known for losing, so I clearly needed to work with what I had. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer has the same winning-at-all-costs mentality that I have, which I do genuinely respect, and we needed to stop the losing streak, especially since MY ASS was on the line. Brick was also pissing me off with his passive-aggressive crap, and I wanted to be done with it once and for all. Brightning decided to go on morning runs and walks with me after Brick left, and... he was A LOT more annoying that Brick, as he would distract me with his nonsensical rants. I just could not deal with him anymore, despite being a good strong ally at the merge, and he would talk about all of the girls he wanted to hook up with. What they didn't show was that during the merge, he accused me of being a transgender, since he saw me naked at one point, and I didn't have a penis, so he assumed that I went through a transition, and laughed about it. After that, I was MORE THAN FINE with pushing him against the shark. Lightning attacked me after Mike was booted, and I WHOOPED THAT ASS BAD, and I heard about the meltdown he had after I was booted about getting beat up by a girl, HAHAHAHAHA." She started bursting in laughter after she went on her long narration spiel.

He was starting to get bored, "So after speaking to a few people who were on "All-Stars", you and Lightning had a pre-game alliance, which you only confirmed with him in the first episode. But you then IMMEDIATELY turned on him in the next episode, and after getting rid of him, you found yourself booted right afterwards. One of the worst strategic moves EVER. How can you explain and justify this?"

The blonde woman remain unphased, "He was telling the other villains that he was planning to get revenge on me after I slandered him in the press while the last season was airing, and turning on him at the merge. Since the idiot knows NOTHING about subtlety, it eventually got back to me, and I WAS NOT going to be turned on first, so I struck first. He was also complaining about his squeeze-whore at the time Snooki being cut from the cast, and was telling people that it should be me, since at least he could have someone he could pound or whatever. Once I arrived at Playa, I saw him and Lindsay get VERY cozy with one another, which I called out several times. We did get into a HUGE blowout over our failed alliance, and all of the shit things he said and did to me, but... We actually moved on and became cordial once the second half of the season took place. Truth is, he was more mad at Cameron than he was of me, so we somewhat got along due to that, so I DID remind him of Cameron being full of shit once Cameron arrived to Playa des Losers. I haven't seen him often after the show, and that's by choice, since he is still pretty annoying, but he's a non-factor."

to be continued...