"Alright, so we are going to move onto Mike, who you were eliminated right after in your first season, and also competed with on the second season," Josh announced, and as he handed her the picture, he was taken aback by her blank face, "You're so stoic. Why is that?"
Her face remained deadpanned, "Because Mike and I never had much conversation, and he's irrelevant, as well as a fake. So I knew something was off about Multiple Personalities To Hide His Non-Personality, but looking back, he picked and chose when he would have certain issues, and when he would bring out certain personalities. He also used it as an excuse for all of his faultiness. From RIGHT AFTER Staci was booted, he was playing and pitting Wendy and Snooki against one another, and I had to point it out to them that they liked the same guy, and the guy was stirring up drama. Mike confronted me later, and blamed ME for the drama that happened some weeks later between the three of them, and it was bullshit. He would take Zoey out of the cabin at 9 PM every night, would bring her back, and then take Anne Maria out of the cabin at 1 AM every night. We got into a VERY bad argument during the night challenge, and then he blamed me causing the girls to get into it due to my supposedly liking Brick-head, and it was so stupid. After I called him out for his obvious mental issues, he wanted to humiliate me, and I believe he saw the fashion challenge as the way to do it. After that challenge, I CHASED after him, and I did slap him a few times. They switched the teams because they were scared that I would seriously harm him. What REALLY pissed me off about him was what he did to Brick on the next season. He claimed to respect him, hence the salute at the elimination, but ACTIVELY WORKED to NOT have him on the season."
Josh could not help but smirk, "And Brick comes up again... For someone you don't like, it's shocking that you would care about this. How did that make you dislike Mike more?"
"Listen, the unbearable trio were pre-gaming as well, but when Lightning and I do it with Kim Kardashian and Brick, it's an issue? They were mad that they were about to get played, so they COMPLAINED to the network about having an unfair advantage, and SPECIFICALLY requested Sam to be put on instead, to "kill" the pre-game alliance. Ironically, not really, but they were ALSO pre-gaming with Sam. I called the three of them out on this when we arrived to Wawanakwa, and Mike SPECIFICALLY pissed me off, since he claimed that Brick helped him with his mental issues after our last season, but then did this. I told Brick that they weren't his friends, and what they did proved it. I also was able to get Mike to admit that he, and neither one of the other two gave a fuck about Sam. After that happened, and once filming ended, I was doing an interview, and I was asked about Mike. I told them that he needs to be put in an asylum for good, and how he's a danger to society. I called him out for evoking his evil personality to the show, and I called him out for exploiting his mental issues."
He eased into the next topic, "Speaking of Sam, he is next on the alphabetical list. We also never saw you speak to him during your two seasons, but I am sure there are some run-ins."
She took the picture of the redhead, and just shook her head, "Sam is a sad case. He's taken so many Ls for Dakota, and she's only with him because no one else will put up with her BS, and because everyone else is tired of her. He was also very unappealing to look at, and seeing him struggle to walk around, even compared to the fatter B and Staci was just sad. We didn't speak much until I tried comforting and getting to know Dakotazoid, and he got PISSED OFF because he claimed that I was going to take her job that HE FORCED HER INTO. She told me that, and I remember when I got the wrestling job, they asked me questions, and I told the truth about their relationship. Of course when he was put on the next season, I made it known that he didn't deserve to be there, and was only put on because the trio needed a slave to follow them, before they decided to make him fodder, which I was correct on. We got into it SEVERAL times during the season, and I told him that signing on to become a monster WILL NOT save his disastrous relationship, and Dakota is only with him because she had no one else. Sam claimed I was just salty because my pre-game alliance was in shambles. We CONTINUED to fight after the both of us were eliminated, and I called him and Lindsiot out for having an emotional affair. We thankfully have not spoken since."
"So it's time to move onto to the villain that COMPLETELY overshadowed you in Scott, who made you look like an amateur," Josh hissed, as he handed her the next picture. "Tell us some juicy tea about the two of you, especially since we didn't see much of it."
A sarcastic chuckle came out of her lips, "Rodney's deformed, ugly little brother DID NOT overshadow me, but he definitely entered the game trying to be a memorable villain. I didn't give a fuck about that; I was a boss, and I was gonna do that, without needing to put on an act, and you can tell it was an act because he was a COMPLETE wuss on "All-Stars". Anyways, the dimpled idiot started insulting my gender from THE MOMENT we were on the boat, and he kept at it for the first few weeks, and I got over his transphobic jokes, especially when he BRAGGED about eating literal shit. It was after the second challenge, where he made too many potshots, when I just SNAPPED at him, and BEAT HIM TO A PULP. That was the ONE time where Brick and I got together, since he was saying stuff about how we were making fun of the other's gender, and that was low. The producers were worried about us being on the same team, meaning the people above Chris, so they kept us apart, since I mentioned something about his entire family having sex with one another, and how he's a product of incest."
Josh let out a gasp so loud that he was even shocked that he could elicit a sound like that, "DAMN JO! You can't just say shit like that. It's low, EVEN FOR YOU. How did things go on as the season took place, and when the next season started?"
"Honestly, we mostly kept out of one another's way, but there WAS some drama in the halfway point party, which happens in every TD season. Scott was trying REALLY HARD to flirt with Zoey, and she was kind of entertaining it. Brick and I were having a conversation about it, and he was DEFENDING SCOTT, since the loser let him get involved in the jerkoff man fest that also had Lightning involved. The failed soldier told the white trash what I said, he stormed over to me, and YELLED AT ME, claiming that I was mad that Brick rejected me, and then Zoey got in my face as well. We didn't speak for the last several episodes afterwards, and I laughed at Scott once he was eliminated, since he did all of that bullshit for the producers, only for them to not give a fuck about him. I just made fun of him for being such a loser in "All-Stars", and that he was clearly going through a lot of brain issues. I also enjoyed Cuntney snubbing him during the last week at Playa, and had MUCH joy in exposing their relationship, and clowning it on every cast event afterwards."
He didn't even bother speaking as he passed the next picture to her. Jo gave him a blank look, expecting him to verbalize, which finally caused for him to do so, "The first boot that you were not on the same team with. Staci? That is her. What were your experiences with her like?"
"I have none," she stated matter-of-factly. "If the weight wasn't offensive enough for me to avoid her at ALL COSTS, which it was offensive enough, than it was her MOUTH. HOLY HELL did the 1950s Encyclopedia NEVER SHUT UP. She THOUGHT that she knew everything about everyone, and what made it WORSE was that she started reporting A LOT of the stuff that happened on the season to Sierra before the season aired, but she added A LOT OF FAT, meaning A LOT of lies to it. The blog told some lies about my mother, and that's a subject that EVERYONE ON EARTH knows NOT to touch. She made some allegations about my father being an addict, how I tried to sexually assault Brick and Lightning during the season, how I made all of the women cry and pranked them for being prettier than me, how I beat Cameron up several times, and it just got too far. I just threatened to expose her family situation, and she shut up. Haven't dealt with her since."
There was no reaction to her response, and he just moved on, "So we're going to the final person from your cast, and that is Zoey. Since you vehemently loathed every other woman on the cast, I am assuming that you hated Zoey as well, ESPECIALLY since she's the only one who competed on two seasons with you, and she outperformed you on both."
She shockingly did not get upset or annoyed, and she saw Josh's confused face, "What? I don't hate Zoey, and I never did. Sure, she was pathetic, desperate, needy, and too obsessed with love, especially with that loser Mike. I knew that her and Snooki trying to be friends would go nowhere, and was an explosion waiting to happen, and it DEFINITELY was. We would have conversations, and I knew that there was some darkness, and badassery within her, that I wanted to see come out, so I DID stir up some stuff between the two of them, and I DID tell her that Mike was using her as some sort of trophy and a damsel in distress. Red stayed in her lane, and didn't go out of her way to be annoying, but she WAS too nosy for me. Asking me a bunch of questions, about my family, who she thought I liked, why I dressed and acted the way I did, and it was too much. She out of ALL people should not complain about how I dress, or the makeup I choose not to wear, or even about the guys that I liked. Around the time of the night challenge, she started a bunch of drama by claiming that Brick and I did something sexual, all because I called out the OBVIOUS triangle that was happening. Wendy also got pissed off because I called out her and Scott in the mid-season, and she claimed that I was lying; how ironic. And things got worse because after the season, she wanted everyone to tell her the truth about some stuff that she didn't know, and I told her that the Italian bottom couple hooked up. She thought I was making it up because the bootleg soldier "rejected me", which didn't happen."
"How were things like during "All-Stars", and after filming the first season in general?"
Jo replied with immediacy in her voice, "During the trips, we actually got along quite a bit. She wanted to work out and train a lot, since she knew that she came off as pretty weak during the season, and she did have a meltdown during her final 2 weeks in the game, which I wanted to know more about, since that happened right after I left, and I didn't get to see it. We were not close, but she wasn't getting along with any of the other girls, so she leant on me, but then she pulled that stunt with getting Sam on the season. I called her trio out about it, but I gave her props about being honest with it, but it did show me how fake she was. You salute someone you looked up to a year ago, and then plotted to have him kicked off the next season because you were upset about pre-gaming, when you did the same thing? I also got massive "I want to be the last woman standing" vibes from her, and she was OBSESSED with beating me in everything during "All-Stars", which I just found odd. I have seen her at a few of the casts events I attended after the show went off the air, and she still has an identity and personality problem, since she still has none of either."
He went to grab a smaller, but a new stack of photos, "So now it's time to talk about the people you competed on "All-Stars" with from the first cast. Alejandro was your teammate on your VERY short time on the season. What do you think of him?"
"Aleblowjob? Alehandwalker? BleachGreenContacts? I don't think of him," Jo commented, looking utterly bored. "I was honestly expecting him to be a lot more interesting, and a lot more kickass than he ended up being. The song and dance of him being injured was pathetic in my opinion, and I knew that he was completely faking it. He was a horrible liar, and was very needy. He tried his lame flirting with me, and I told him that he looked like a melted ken doll, so he got mad about that, and then started taunting me about him THINKING that I liked Lightning and Brick, only for the both of them to reject me. I just mentioned that his love interest was the one who threw him down a volcano to be trampled and burned, and I did to him and his whore, that I did to Zoey and Anne Maria in the last season;' stir some shit up between then. Even when we were all at Playa, I told him about all of the shit Heather said about him before he arrived, and it made him cry."
"He mentioned something about a Twitter feud that happened while the season was airing, and that you got VERY obsessed, but he let Heather beat you up. For someone you claim to not have any thoughts on, you did a lot."
Jo rolled her eyes, "I only went on Twitter because him and Heather tried to get my wrestling contract cancelled, and he tried to befriend Brick, who was getting into modeling at the time, and tried to cause drama between us. Him and Baldie also mentioned stuff about me being trans, so I went on Twitter to state that he only got on the show because he pushed his underage bussy out to the producers, since he tried out in Season 1, and got rejected. He sent Heather to fight me at the premiere party, and she got her ass whooped. They're only together because they get no attention on their own."
He shook his head in approval, "Well, that was some good tea, I'm not gonna lie Jo. And the latter part is ALLEGED! We have to protect ourselves from libel lawsuits." Courtney's picture was handed to her as he continued to ask questions, "I don't remember you and Courtney interacting at all during your short time on the season, and she was put on your team right after your elimination. How was dealing with her like?"
"She is really someone I have NO experiences with. I just remember her and Scott flirting with one another, and I threw the hell up. Yes, they were flirting with one another a lot earlier than the episodes showed. When she arrived to Playa des Losers, she just locked herself in her room for the most part, but I DID enjoy her ripping Cameron apart, and I was cheering that shit on. My experiences of her were through Scott during later appearances and meet ups with our cast, as he would be dropped off by someone who wore a mask, but was obviously tanned, and had brown hair. Scott would show up with hickeys, he had a PDA for a phone, was starting to wear preppy outfits, so on and so forth. He got so mad when I asked if he was dating Courtney. He tried to have her send me a cease and desist, but they had no grounds, since it was true. She's a prissy bitch overall who likes bad boys, since she is trash just like them."
Laughter was imminent, "Yeah, you should have seen how she reacted once I revealed the receipts on her and Scott dating for years. HILARIOUS. Anyways, how did you deal with her ex Duncan?"
Jo just shrugged her shoulders, "Eh, I really don't have many experiences with Duncan. We actually kind of got along in the first week, but I think he was leaning on me to become an ally, since his relationship with wannabe goth was going downhill, he was mad at Al, all of the other newbies were scared of him, and the girls from his original cast hated him. We threw some potshots at the cast, and it was fun for a bit, but... he became really lame, and really insecure. It got old fast, I did not care to hear about his relationship issues, and for someone who was supposed to be so badass, he really wasn't. He became a joke, and I didn't see him after being eliminated, since he went to jail for like 2-3 years due to his crime. Duncan was a disappointment."
"Anyways, now it's time to talk about his other ex in Gwen, who you WERE on the same team with. Both of you come off like you hate girly girls, so I would think that the two of you got along. What is your opinion on her?"
She took the picture of the pale woman, and rolled her eyes, "The ONE thing I hate is a hypocrite. She acted like she was so much better than the other villains, and she whined about it ALL THE TIME, which got old VERY quickly. My issue with her was that she displayed the same qualities the rest of us did on the show, and outside of the show, but had a superiority complex, without having any justification or talent for that superiority. My other thing was that she was a slut, but didn't want to admit that she was a slut. There have been several sluts on the show, and they own it, but she was a homewrecker, and lied about it for YEARS. And then Homewrecker had the NERVE to arrive to Playa telling me about some shit Zoey told her about my life after the show, as a way to judge or check me. She was more worried about that, instead of being friends with a sexual assaulter in Cameron. I mentioned that to her, and she shut the hell up. Trash, and I ALSO brought up that she was sleeping with Trent while in a relationship with Duncan RIGHT BEFORE we started the season, and she tried to fight me. Duncan DID tell me about that on the season, but he was trying to overlook it."
The host could not help but snicker at the information, "Damn that was juicy and funny. You really gathered her RUTHLESSLY. Anyways, the main person we saw you interact with on the season was Heather, but it was never discussed as to why the conflict got so heated. I DO remember that on your final episode on Season 4, you mentioned that you liked everything BUT her dress code, which was slutshaming in my opinion. Were you jealous of her looks?"
Heather's picture was presented to Jo, and she immediately rolled her eyes, "Why would I be jealous of her looks? I have looked relatively the same my entire life, I wear whatever I want, and I style myself in my natural state. I could have gotten several boob jobs, and gotten a BBL if I wanted to, like she did. Heather is the one who got surgeries on her face to remove her Asian features, but I am insecure about her looks? My issue with Heather was her entitlement, and what they DIDN'T show on her cameo on my season was that she was ranting about how the producers PROMISED her the win on Season 3, which means that she got to the end BECAUSE of the producers. THAT I DO NOT respect, and she ALWAYS flops on seasons when the producers don't have her back. Harlot started it when she taunted me about the last minute casting changes, being a newbie, and needing estrogen. It was GLOVES OFF after that."
"And what did you do with the gloves off?" He asked inquisitively, scooting closer to the edge of the table, resting his chin on his hands.
An evil smirk creeped on her face, "I told her that she is miserable because she tried pitching a talk show after "World Tour", but every network in North America shot it down, and her Youtube channel was shut down. Hater the Whore found out the hard way that NO ONE cared about her, unless it involved Alejandro, and it DROVE HER UP THE WALL. Even the producers on our season told her that they didn't care about her if she wasn't dealing with Al. Things got physical at the second challenge because she tried undermining me at any possible point for NO REASON. She only argued against voting out Lightning because I wanted to vote him out, and she wanted to aggravate me as much as possible, though she got some humble pie when she tried getting me booted over White Lightning. She tampered with my stuff, and kept on mentioning the stuff that happened in the fashion episode last season to piss me off. Once she got eliminated, and we were told that it was because Al IDOLED HER OUT... I HAD TO GO ON, and I reveled in EVERY SINGLE MOMENT. I told her that he was only using her for camera time, he pretended to care to let her guard down, just so he could humiliate her, and that he should have burnt her. Heather threw hot tea AND THE GLASS in my face, and then she mentioned something about Brick and Anne Maria hooking up, which would never happen. We ended up getting into a fight, and the other 3 had to tear us apart. We were fighting for like 20 minutes, and after getting beat up, she tried to get one over on me again during the premiere party, only to get beat up again. She continued with the Twitter stuff, but the proof is that the beatdown she got from EdgelessShawna was NOTHING compared to the two beatdowns I gave her. She also hates her race."
The humongous grin on Josh's face couldn't be removed, even if it needed to be surgically enhanced to do so," Wow, THAT was some good shit and juice right there. A lot adds up for sure. Anyways, the first boot Lindsay... We heard that the two of you had conflict at Playa des Losers. What is your perspective? Apparently it started during her cameo in your season."
Jo received the picture of Lindsay, and she shook her head, "Gosh, I forgot how horrid her boob job was. Her parents were not shit for giving those fake boobs to her when she was 12. When she made her stupid appearance, she made fun of my appearance after the challenge, and continued to laugh, which she was doing even during the challenge. BoobForBrains should have been GRATEFUL regarding the advice I gave her, with her big boobs not being enough that will keep Clumsy Rudolph Reindeer Tyler around, meaning that she needs more to her than that. We did have trouble filming the intro, but that was whatever. As soon as I got to Playa, she and Thunder were VERY close, cozy, and were flirting with one another, and she kept on changing her story about whether she was single or not. The idiotic bitch thought that I was jealous, especially since she was friends with Lightning and Sam, and she mentioned that I wanted to be a real woman like her, which she would say OVER AND OVER again. She crossed the line with me several times, got into my physical space, and thought I wasn't going to beat her ass. After the TENTH time of her trying to get physical with me, I gave her what she wanted, and she got an ass beating, which finished off with me throwing her down the stairs, after she stepped on my face and neck. Her bad boob job started leaking after I was finished with her, HAHAHAHA!"
His face winced from the description of the fight, "GOTDAMN. I didn't know that the fight was going to be THAT grueling. Anyways, last but not least is Sierra. How was dealing with her like?"
"I didn't interact with her at all while we were on the season, but I did deal with her quite a bit after she was eliminated. She caught us all up on what happened with her and Cameron, and... I saw it as an opportunity to get back at Cameron, though I was annoyed that he tried to pin her for raping him, when it was later proving that she didn't. I essentially hated everyone else, and Sierra was the only woman that was almost as strong as me, so we worked out quite a bit together, though I had to tune her word vomit out essentially. Stalker tried getting out a bunch of tea from me, and tried to exploit some of my family issues, so that caused us to fall out at the end, but I DID put the battery in her back to go after Cameron once he arrived, and THE SHOW WAS GREAT. We were never friends, but I used her for a purpose, and to get some much needed physical and mental frustration out from being with the other losers."
Josh wanted to wrap this up, "So, who did you interact with from the other two casts, whether the show was airing, or in more recent years? The only one I recall being mentioned so far was you meeting with Eva."
She grunted when that was mentioned, "Brick and I were at a car racing competition show, and Eva was there. She was mad because I was seen by everyone to be a superior version of her, and she tried to fight me, but she got shot down. Her girl Izzy tried to also start a fight with me after she heard about what happened, but she backed the hell back. I don't go to a lot of the Total Drama events, so I haven't spoken to many of the original cast to be honest. I don't have any significant interactions with anyone from the first cast that is worth talking about, especially the ones who I did not compete with. And the third cast was a complete, utter joke, so why would I bother interacting with them? Both of the twins tried starting drama with me over a guy, and for other reasons, and I had to give them a few beatdowns. I don't really care to talk about any of those freaks. I keep to my damn self, and I don't speak to most of the people from the show, which I didn't even back then. The show is over, and everyone trying to keep in contact with one another to keep their D-list clout and relevance is embarrassing to say the least."
"So I have one final question for you. What did you learn from your experience on "Total Drama", and what have you been up to in the years since the show up to this present day?"
"That is two questions," she snipped.
His eyes got wide, and sent her a heavy glare, "JUST ANSWER IT! Who would have thought you were a smartass. You are lucky that I didn't haul your ass out of here after getting violent with me early on in the day."
Jo waved her hand in his face, "I popped you, and you didn't do shit, because you KNEW I would be a good interview, and you need us more than we need you to revive your career. It's not my fault that you can't count, and you're lucky I even did this interview. Anyways... I don't think I learned anything from the show or my experience with it. I always thought that people in general are selfish, hypocritical assholes, and many of those people are the ones who pretend to be very nice, when they are the exact opposite. I knew that people would throw homophobic and transphobic stuff at me, but I was villainized for responding back to all of those cunts. The only thing that the show did for me was to give me more exposure and focus on where I wanted to go in my career. I was a wrestler for a few years due to being on the show, and I was able to go to school for Fitness and Health, which I was proud to get my degree on. Becoming a personal trainer, and working on starting a franchise where I will have several gyms is a work in progress. In general, I feel like I turned out pretty well, despite being on two seasons of those wretched show."
"You were modeling for Brick's clothing company, and it seemed like you mentioned sponsorships, so that was clearly something you are into, but you didn't mention in your career development just now," he noted verbally. "But you didn't learn anything? Not about how you clearly crave femininity, but are too scared, since you will be made fun of? Being emotionally available enough to others, in order to get love as a friend, or as a partner? NONE of that?"
A tint of red was all over her face, and it was clear she was trying to fight off emotions, "Being vulnerable for people who don't care is not worth it. People use your weaknesses and insecurities to taunt and make fun of you. I thought that BEFORE the show, and my experience on the show only SOLIDIFIED that. And I'm not a model, like half of the cast. My management thought that it would be a good idea if I worked with a clothing company, and while I liked the experience a lot, things got too messy with Brick and I." Jo got up to get some of her stuff, as she was preparing to leave, "I've said enough, and this... was not fun to relive. I want the money in my deposit in AN HOUR!"
As she exited, Josh complained, "Gosh, I think that might have been the worst interview yet. Not even Eva got physical like that. Jo is hopeless, and she's going to live a VERY miserable life."
