The muscular runner-up made his way out of his car, and kissed his Lamborghini as he gave it a hug, "Lightning will be back my little beauty. Don't leave daddy, or let anyone rob you, alright. Daddy's gonna take good care of you when he comes back." He walked through the parking lot, as he combed his brown hair (which had platinum blonde highlights), and wore a tight gold tracksuit that also revealed his toned chest and abs. He opened the door, and made his loud entrance known, "LIGHTNING DA SUPASTAR HAS ARRIVED. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE."
Josh rolled his eyes, and waved his hand to direct him forward, "Yeah, not happening, and sit down. No one is going to praise you with a round of applause, and you are NOT a superstar, especially since your peak was 8-9 years ago as a teen."
"I see you're still a hater," Lightning complained, as he sits down on the chair. He puts his feet on the table, and puts his hands behind his head, "Let's talk about Lightning's illustry career, and why Lightning is so awesome."
"The word is illustrious, which isn't what your career is, and we are here to talk about your time on "Total Drama", and your relationships with everyone you competed with, then and now." He grabbed a collage, and handed him a picture of Anne Maria, "So you never interact with her on the show, but it's been revealed that you used her for a hookup, and a place to live at when your family kicked you out as a minor. How do you see things?"
He shook his head once he received a picture of her, "Anne Maria was annoying as hell on the season. All she did was spray that hairspray around, talking about that lame scrawny guido, who was a toothpick, and Lightning didn't care for any of that. She would only pay attention to me when we would drink on days off, or party during nights off, but she did grab my butt a few times. Luckily, the woman came to her senses, and moved on from that lame ass stick. She approached Lightning at the finale party, and we did some fun flirting, but that was it. We met up a few times, and continued having fun, but I ended up living with her a bit before "All-Stars". Her parents were never home anyways, and they thought me living there would cause Paps to give them a good pay day. She's a lot of fun, and definitely knows how to party, and shake what she got. We talked about a lot of... personal stuff, and we also got bored, so we ended up... hooking up. Let me tell you, she knows how to take good care of a man, and she has SO MUCH to hold, grab onto, fondle, flick, and... Her parents caught us, and Lightning got kicked out right before "All-Stars". My stuff was still at her house, and right when I was going to get it back, I was not only told that she was seeing Justin, but Lightning caught them fucking on MY BED. Lightning moved onto some other ladies, and got enough money to leave, but we do hang out every once in a while. She then started to hang out with some guy from the third cast, so things kind of chilled. Whenever I'm in town, she's in town, or at an event, we have a good time. Plus, Lightning got in that a few weeks ago actually."
Josh just signed simply, "Alrighty, so you're still smashing whenever it's convenient... Anyways, what are your thoughts on the Silent B, who was a teammate of yours?"
Josh could barely finish his question before Lightning yelled out, "FUCK THAT FAT STUBBY BITCH! WHO THE HELL IS HE to judge the LIGHTNING! From DAY 1, he treated me like I was NOTHING, and didn't DESERVE to have an opinion, like how the team should run and opera... whatever that word is. LIGHTNING KNEW the coward could speak, but he would have Dawn be his messenger, so she told me about how he thought of Lightning, and it pissed me off. He wanted to tell me who I can and cannot talk to, like Scott, and I told Scott EVERYTHING B said. Lightning overheard a conversation that B and Cameron had, about how the black alliance wasn't working because Lightning was a disgrace, and I had enough of those twerps. After the finale, the food dumpster FINALLY SPOKE UP, and YELLED about how I was a coon and a sellout to black people for turning on him, and I DID swing on him at the premiere party to shut him up. But Lightning got smarter, so he used his brains to get at the 1000 pound bitch."
josh was reminded of what he was told earlier, "Yes, I remember Dawn was somehow brought into this because you lived with her at the time of the premiere. Why would you do that?"
"Listen, Dawn told me at the time that she was kind of interested in him, but she was hesitant because she felt like he was a bit too judgmental, and unadaptable. I told B this, and he also tried to get her to stop being friends with me, so I sent him videos of the two of us having fun. They ended up dating, but Lightning noticed that Dawn and Brick were feeling one another as the years went on, so I encouraged both of them to go for it, even though she was still with the blob. The blob was mad at me, and tried to curse me out, but I just ignored him."
"Okay, so what about Brick? He's the only guy on the season who was just as physically strong and fit as you. Were you intimidated or jealous by him? You don't seem like the type who would respect anyone who has similar strengths as you, and be as feminine as he is to contrast it," Josh asked inquisitively, and with the intention of stirring some mess.
Lightning made a blowing noise, and shook his hands, "Lightning was not jealous of Brick. He has a nice 6 pack, great triceps, biceps, pectorals, and AMAZING legs... I might have been jealous of him having better legs than me, but LIGHTNING HAS AN 8 PACK, and arms the SIZE OF WATERMELONS. Plus, I have a MUCH firmer and bigger ass that the ladies LOVE! He was jealous of that, and he told me that shit. We never had any beef, or turkey with one another. There was no need to compete or hate him, because Lightning was always better than him, though we would work out together, and had fun playing sports together on day offs. What was annoying about him is that he would ramble on and on about these weird phrases and quotes that make no GOTDAMN sense, and talked about his morals, code, and all of that trash. Lightning was expecting a badass who had no feelings, and he ain't that, though I do think he has a slight naughty side. Once he came over to my team, we became really close, closer than everyone else at the time, and we would sneak drinks together, and pull random pranks on some of the others. We both had father issues, which is something we discussed. I got really mad at him because he was OBSESSED with being a hero in every single situation, even in things that had nothing to do with him. Sometimes, you have to think about yourself, and I think a part of him saving Mike, Zoey, and Cameron was so he could look good, and felt like they would be the "fan favorites" of the season, instead of Jo and I, which is why I called him a traitor."
Josh's eyes widened, "That last part... is very interesting, and is something that has never been mentioned, but definitely gives more perspective on a lot of things. A lot of people felt like he was a flip flopper because what he thought was manly, and what he thought was good/popular. He stated that there was more of a divide as the game continued, and you continued your downward trajectory. How were things like after the show?"
"He decided to give a lecture about my bad behavior and whatnot, and how I treated everyone like crap, how he was disappointed in me, and all of that. Personally, I just wasn't here for it, since I was thinking about what my father was going to do to me when I got home. Brick dropped everything, hugged me, and told me that he will be available if I need anything, and that he wants to leave everything on the island. A few weeks later, there was a bad family situation, and he offered his house for me to live at for a while, since his parents were never there anyways. It was a good time, he helped me with my wardrobe, did a bunch of sports, drank a bit, and it was a good time. I ended up getting kicked out because Jo was invited over, since he has a crush on her that he thinks he's hiding, and Lightning wasn't expecting this. Jo came for me from the start, and it got physical because she attacked me. Brick also got pissed off because I ate some of his protein powder, so he kicked me out for that. We still went on trips together every year since then, did some modeling shoots together, since we're both in that industry, and I'm an athlete, so it goes together. I told him to go after Dawn, since Lightning knew they were feeling one another."
A huge smirk appeared on his face, "That was MESSY BOOTS of you Lightning. Now let's move onto the man who beat you humiliatingly on your first season." He saw Lightning grimace once placing the picture down. "You LOST IT because all you thought that mattered was physical strength, and you saw it as an attack against your masculinity. How did you view things?"
The muscular man started flaring his nose, and groaning, "I thought he was a girl for the first week or two, since he seemed so mean, so scrawny, and had no testosteronis in him. Lightning knew that he played the victim A LOT, even in the beginning of the season. He would act like people didn't have a right to be annoyed by him, when he did very little, and also thought he was better than people. We were on opposite teams, and it didn't affect me, so Lightning didn't really care, though the bobble head tried to START SHIT because B was voted out, and he thought we were all in a black alliance. I wasn't even in the room when B and Cameron made that deal, and he never spoke to me anyways. He needed to be put in his damn place, and to stay outta grown folks business, and he did. We didn't speak until the merge, where I saw how Mike and Zoey were punking him, and told him that he needed to grow some balls and to be his own man, and his own person. Lightning offered him an alliance at the merge, he rejected it, and only came around when Jo started pissing him off in the following episode."
"Let's get to the point. You two decide to become allies in the final 5, and he helps take off the chain from your neck, agreeing to go to the end of the challenge together. YOU decide to turn on him, but then get MAD AT HIM for tricking you, when YOU DID THE SAME THING. How do you justify this? And then I heard security had to be involved over the last 2 weeks of the season."
He rolled his eyes, "What they didn't show is that THE NERD TOLD LIGHTNING THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO VOTE ME OUT OF SCOTT WON FINAL 4 IMMUNITY." Josh was completely shocked at that revelation, "I had NO issue turning on him after that, and Cameron thought that Lightning was a fool after telling him that shit. If the FUCKERFACE beat me ONE ON ONE in that challenge, it would have been one thing, but he CHEATED, and then MOCKED ME for it after the challenge. We got into it VERY badly, and it did get physical, since he claimed that I was a dumbass who was nothing but a piece of meat. Lightning was baited A LOT during those last few weeks, and it got annoying. Cameron insulted EVERYTHING about Lightning and my family during those last two weeks. The PUNKASS BITCH thought that I leaked shit about his ho druggie mother, when I DIDN'T DO IT, so he dug up stuff on my family, and leaked it to the blogs. Lightning would get the last laugh by the end of next season."
Josh had a gleam in his demeanor now, "Thanks for mentioning the next season. Obviously, you are the first villain booted, and is the second boot overall, while he lasted quite a while begore joining you in Playa des Losers. How was it like dealing with him then?"
"He tried suing me before the season, so I went out of my way to not speak to him when we were both in the game, but I knew how much everyone outside of his cult HATED him. EVERYONE on the team bashed the hell out of him, and saw through his "good guy" stuff. Luckily, me and Jo being booted early caused for him to have no one to hide his BULLSHIT behind, so everyone saw his true, whiny, entitled, harassing colors. Cam arrived to Playa des Losers, and I didn't want any drama at that point, so we did agree to let last season's shit go, especially since he proved THIS season that I was right about him. He tried to get defensive, and start a fight, since he wanted ME AND MY FATHER to apologize for the public knowing that his mother was a druggie prostitute, WHEN WE DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT OUT THERE. I walked away, and we didn't have any beef, though Jo tried to stir shit up. I DID enjoy seeing Scott BEAT THE SHIT out of him, and GOT MY MOTHER FUCKING LIFE. Once everyone started ragging on him, and stories came out about him, he blamed BRICK AND I, and tried to sue me. Lightning didn't say shit else to him or about him, since I was living my life, while he went back to the bubble. Fuck him, and he WAS a druggie baby."
He went to grab a tea, and sipped it dramatically, "So Dakota is next, and she did reveal some tea about the two of you. Apparently you tried to get with her, she rejected you for Sam, and it caused for you to have laser beams on her to target out of the game. Is this true?"
An obnoxious laugh came from his mouth, 'WHAT! LIGHTNING DIDN'T WANT THAT PARIS KNOCKOFF. Dakota tried hooking up with EVERY single guy before she forced herself to get with Sam. She tried SO HARD to flirt with me, and I would sometimes entertain it because I was bored, but then she pulled her yt girl becky antics, and acted like Scott and Lightning came on too strong at her. Lightning don't need to come onto ANYBODY, and Lightning NEVER has to BEG to get anyone. People FLOCK to have a piece of Lightning. Girl thought too highly of herself, and when no one else was interested, she forced herself on Sam, and stayed on the show after getting the boot to milk this showmance to being something she could make money off of after the show, but people STILL didn't care. DON'T LIE ON ME! When she would hang around after the challenges, I just didn't care to speak to her, and she put a bunch of garbage in Sam's head about me, which caused the two of us to not get along even more. It was after "All-Stars" where Dakota and I had conversations, since Sam wanted me to hang out, and Anne dragged me to their house. We started getting along pretty well, and she was working REALLY HARD to become back to normal."
"But there was some sort of fallout again, which you had a HUGE part of allegedly, and it almost ruined their relationship. Why did you meddle in their relationship? There were claims that because Anne left you for another TD contestant, you felt like Dakota helped that, so you went onto have revenge on her."
Lightning raised his eyebrows, "Oh that? Lightning and Anne Maria were always open about sleeping with other people, so we were never in a relationship. I told her about those Pahkitew twins, and she was fine with it. My thing was that at the time, this guy named Topher Tofu kept on popping up. Whether I was with the twins, he came up. Whether it was with Anne, he popped up. Dakota was telling Anne Maria to go out with Topher more, since he has the "better look", which is probably racist, and will help her career. I only told Sam about the threesome Dakota and Anne had with Topher is because ANNE MARIA TOLD ME IT! There was no revenge on it, but Dakota became normal gain physically, and wanted to move onto more hotter clout chasers at the time. Don't blame me, when it was YOUR FRIEND that sold you out, and it was your HOT POCKET that betrayed Sam."
Josh handed him another picture, "Dawn is the next person on the list, and from what I could grasp, she did not hate you like everyone else hated you, but you were still hostile to her from what we saw on the show, and you chose Scott over her."
"Well, Dawn was very weird at the time, and she still is weird. A lot of us were creeped out by her, and she did not understand how to talk to people. She told us about ourselves, and about what our secrets and personalities were like, but no one could do that to her. While we did have some good times, and I did make her laugh, because Lightning is funny as shit, her preaching to everyone got old. No one knew much about her powers, and she didn't do a good job of explaining it either. At the same time, I made her laugh a lot, and she did have a sassy, and a hidden snarky side that did entertain me. She's a good listener, and she put up with a lot from me. So I got rid of her for a few reasons; one was that she could not get over her anger with B being booted, and she let it be known to everyone. It was getting distracting, and we REALLY needed to win, so worrying about someone who was booted wasn't it. Two, was that I did think she stole my protein, and I told her how important that was to me. Three, I was getting pretty close to Brick, and I didn't want to get rid of him, and I told her we needed to get rid of Sam, but she didn't want to. Dawn just lost focus, and we didn't need the extra drama, ESPECIALLY with the losing streak our team was going through."
He directed the conversation in the direction he wanted it in, "So, it's been established throughout these interviews that after your father kicked you out, you ended up living with a decent amount of your cast throughout that year in between seasons, but Dawn's was the first. How did that all take place, and how did you deal with her after the show?"
Squirming was imminent throughout the young man, and he looked everywhere else but the man interviewing him, or the cameras, "Uh... do we have to talk about that? Why do we need to go into that?"
"Yes we need to talk about it, and because it was a big part in the finale, as well as how your relationships with the cast changed after it," he replied, with a grin on his face.
He refused to look in front of him, "There was no room... there was a structuring-restructure to whatever on the house, so... Lightning had to hop around. Dawn was just the first one who heard the conversation, since she was lecturing me about my "poor actions" according to her during the finale. Her house is HUGE though, there is so many outdoors stuff where you can just relax and run around with, she gave me some natural aliments and stuff for my health. The natural stuff is GREAT for the muscles man, and it changed my life. She tried to stage some meetings with B to have us make up, and that shit just wasn't happening, and I read the SHIT out of that hamburger. Dawn was mad that B couldn't get it up, and screw her right, so she kicked me out due to Anne Maria and I breaking her bed. Don't worry though, Lightning forgives, and he was nice enough to hook her up with Brick. Lightning knew she had a crush on him, so Lightning hooked a sista up. Lightning's family... I mean, Lightning gave her some money for her businesses, and sponsored her. I even spokesperson for her supplements, and all of that. She's cool."
Josh went on to grab the next picture, and started giggling, "Jo is next, and she is the MAIN person we saw you interact with on your two seasons. How did you seriously think that she was a girl for the entire season?"
"She looked so... masculine, acted so... masculine, hated EVERYTHING about EVERY single girl, was more muscular than most of the guys, and was HAIRY AS HELL, EVERYWHERE. We didn't deal with one another for the first half of the season, and I just thought she was a gay man, who had a crush on Brick, and to a lesser extent me. Lightning has no problem with gay people or homosexuality, but Jo would have these weird bipolarness; where she gets really vulnerable, like admitting that she didn't kiss a guy before, or would lean up against me when scared, but then would do everything she can to humiliate me, manipulate, and abuse me. She also did the same thing with Brick during the season, which we talked about well after the season. When she came onto my team, I REALLY LIKED her drive to win at any cost, since the Toxic Rats lost most of their members, and I was OVER the losing streak, while Brick just didn't have what it takes to have a winning mind. We worked out together, we st... she strategized, and it was REALLY FUN to have someone who was just as kickass as Lightning."
"Jo accused you of being transphobic, since you claimed that she was going through a transition around the time of the merge, which was the real reason why she turned on you. How did it feel for her to feed you to the sharks?" he asked with intrigue in her voice.
Annoyance was all over his face, "So I am known for being the dumb one; since Lightning couldn't tell Jo was a girl. But SHE was the dumb one for turning on me at the merge, and it was why she went home so soon after. Doing that meant she had NO allies, since she wasn't in with the trio, and had NO partnership or relationship with Scott. I advised her that we should form something with Scott, but SHE rejected it. So what, I thought Jo wanted to transition to a girl. Think about the GAME, and NOT about the personal, emotional shit, ESPECIALLY when you claim to be a competitor and all that crap. She did the same thing to Cameron, which made it easy for us to take her out the next round. After Mike was eliminated, Jo and I got into a HUGE fight, and it got physical because she mentioned something about how she should have kept Brick over me, and I did tell her that her transition was going to fail. The CRAZY BITCH DID THE SAME SHIT IN "ALL-STARS", which was EVEN STUPIDER FOR HER. We made an alliance before the season to stick together, since the OGs were going to pick us off, and Mike, Zoey, and Cameron would come at us as well. She turned on me for NO REASON, and AFTER 1 EPISODE? Yay, you got me out, but THE ENTIRE TEAM INSTANTLY regretted it, and they booted her next. ALL of the villains BUT her apologized afterwards for booting me. Jo THINKS with her DISTORTED PUSSY, and NOT with her brains."
"Wow,... what a read," Josh replied, completely perplexed, before continuing, "So there has been some mention about a reconciliation between the two of you afterwards, which means that you both made up."
"I know what the word means Josh, gotdamn. After we both got canned early, we did get into it, and I DID make fun of her for making ANOTHER costly and stupid choice, despite me being called the dumb one. There was some conflict for a bit, and she was trying to act like me and Lindsay were hooking up, so that was another situation, where those two went back and forth too. At some point, I told her that I have no issues, and wanted to drop the shit, since we're both losers, and Lightning just wanted to have fun. After that, Lightning never had any issues with Jo from that point onwards, and we laughed about Cameron getting told off and beat up one by one afterwards. She was mad that I told Brick to not speak to Jo, and to focus on Dawn when they got together, so I heard about Jo then as she was pissed, and resulted to STALKING them, but she was more mad at him, so it was done and over with."
Laughter emitted his mouth, "WOW is Jo desperate and pathetic." He went to hand him a picture of the male "All-Stars" finalist, "So you competed in two seasons with Mike, but I don't remember you two interacting WHATSOEVER. What were your opinions of him at the time, and what are your opinions on him now?"
He snickered at the picture of Mike, "Damn, I forgot how UGLY he was. Anyways, we barely interacted, and thank god for that. We were on opposite teams the entire time he was in our first season, was the merge boot, and Lightning never got to hang out at Playa des Losers. What was CLEAR is that he needed to be put in a straightjacket and to be sent to a mental hospital. He lied about EVERYTHING, even the small shit, so Lightning knew that he was a nutcase. I WAS offended that so many of the girls were fighting over him, and thought he was the hottest man on the cast, when he was thinner than a toothpick and Cameron, where LIGHTNING IS RIGHT HERE! HELL, even some of the other guys were better looking than him. The MAIN time we spoke was in between seasons, where Mike was VERY bothered that Anne Maria and I were kicking it, as he was spreading a lot of shit about us, and trying to interrogate us and shit. Just because you and Zoey aren't get any doesn't mean y'all have to hate. Weird ass bitch."
"Ooh, that is juicy indeed. He should have spent that time on spicing up his relationship with Zoey. Anyways, how was it like dealing with him on "All-Stars" during the short time you were together, and after all of that drama."
"Again, we didn't interact like that because we were on opposite teams, I was booted very early, and he didn't even arrive to Playa des Losers. All of us were kicked out of Playa des Losers before the finale even took place. There WAS one instance where I called him out for being pressed about Anne Maria still, and snaking Brick off the cast, despite them being "friends". Mike backed the FUCK back, and didn't have a response. Of course he was crazier than ever, and showed why he shouldn't have been cast, and put into an asylum. He FINALLY did go to one, but Lightning didn't speak to him, even at cast events. I did forget to mention that in between seasons, and even AFTER Season 5, Mike tried picking at me over the shit that happened with Cameron, where HE WASN'T EVEN THERE when we got into beef, and I mentioned that he shouldn't have been cast."
to be continued...
