[Beacon Academy: Ozpin's Office] Morning

The morning still continues as the intense staredown was intensified ten-fold due to Ozpin's ability to apparently silence the atmosphere around him and I.

FUUUUUUCK!

Me and my stupid mouth!

Let me catch you up quickly, in the Canon Ruby gets yelled at by Weiss. So I being the dumbass I forgot to ask his name BEFORE I said his name when I wanted to solve the issue much earlier.

Meaning... He's pretty suspicious of me that I know his name somehow. Now usually every fic have their OC's get called out on their bullshit. Thus revealing their real names, Earth, blah blah this world is a show made for entertainment purposes.

But, I totally knew he was going to ask me that question. Because this little guy, Aero is my wingman- OKAY NO NOT IN THAT WAY CALM DOWN.

If I was in a gender-bended universe...WELL FUCK ME ON A STICK THEN, but still. I haven't seen any gender bend characters so glad I'm on the er.

Original Remnant. Yeah is that what people call it?

Meh whatever, let's get this over with and be on my wa- Oh right I gotta mention my whole, HOW I TRANSFORM TO A COOL ARMORED RIDER. Well, not armored...yet. I looked at Ozpin with my blank face, hiding my sweat from behind.

Remember to keep it calm and not let him see through you. Which is really hard keeping a plain look and a convincing soul when you're talking to Professor Ozpin.

Let's not fuck up once again, let's do this...

Alright, Perfect Lying Mode On!

"Do you really wanna know?" I asked by faking my caution look.

Ozpin raised one of his eyebrows. "Yes?"

I slightly raised my head directly towards Aero. Gently placing him from my head on my hands together. "He's the one who told me your name."

Ozpin almost choked on his coffee when he took a sip. Weird, never seen that happen before BUT HAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!

He fixed his glasses before raising a brow. "...Beg your pardon?"

"Remember how I said we bond as if he's a pet and not a Grimm?" I said. He nodded, I continued with my explanation...ALRIGHT let's go with this.

I took a deep breath and said. "Well, to put it short and simple. We can communicate with one another sometimes. Those events would be Aero saying a word, or a sentence. like when you popped out of nowhere."

Aero nodded and squawked. You know what Aero? You're now my best buddy for backing me up!

I'LL GET YOU A TREAT OR SOMETHING ONCE THIS IS DO-! Actually, Grimms don't need to eat right? Huh, Well that's helpful in case I get Lien sooner or later.

"He agrees as well if that's what you were asking." I totally agreed whatever Aero just said.

Ozpin hummed while stroking his chin. "That's quite...new but, yet odd for a Nevermore to be tamed."

Perfect lying mode is like the most special thing to have when you're related to a family who can lie perfectly. I don't know why I call it that, it's just in muh blood.

"I know it does... Believe me, it took me a while to get used to." I shrugged.

Ozpin laid there looking perplexed of this sudden fact. "Very well then."

...PHEW!

I almost started sweating bullets right there. But alright, he believed it. So now, all I need to explain is how the Gamer Driver works... I could, but that would mean he would like a test, or maybe proof. And I don't have any evidence, proof, or witnesses to do so.

It's going to turn a 180 once I do- Ozpin looks at the scrolls time. "Hmmm, we may not have time to discuss further," He said.

Saved by the clock, thank you so much!

"But, I have something to say that you'll need to consider choosing. Depends how well you do in the test." Ozpin said.

...OOOOOOOH BOY! Is this where I can pick a team!?

"With many new first years in, when you have just been accepted into Beacon recently. It's likely to say you'll need to choose a team once the Initiation test is over." He said.

Ah, I thought I could become like a leader of two teams. Going to need to get good If I can even be offered of a choice.

"Although there is an empty room in the dorm, you can live in by yourself." He finishes his brief explanation.

A room just for me? Oh, you're too kind Ozpin! I'm dead set on making it a big clean roo- probably might be lazy and dirty it.

Anyways, yeah...hell yeah! OBVIOUSLY TEAM RWBY!

I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE HE SEES POTENTIAL IN ME AND INTERESTED IN MY GAMER DRIVER BUT HEY! Now whoever said life was easy? Oh right, people who die in a stupid but also brutal way.

Yeah, that's their fault.

I nodded. "Ah, I see, thanks for letting me stay here and for everything Professor Ozpin."

Ozpin waved it off. "Not only will you stay, remember that in the upcoming years. You're going to become a wise hunstmen, and as you say, a Kamen Rider." He chuckled.

MORE LIKE JUST A SEMESTER, HAHAHAHA...I'M CRYING, MY HEART HURTS REMEMBERING THE TRAGEDY IN VOLUME 3.

Feelings aside, I pointed my finger up in the air just like what Tendou does. "Like my dad always says, keep moving into your path never look back and always go towards your future. Never let anyone pull yourself down."

Ozpin smiled at that. "Now then, off you go." He kept making the shoo motion.

Ah right, I gotta go to where he tells everyone the loooong and boring motivating lines. Nodding, I turned the doorknob, opening it slowly.

Causing a Creak sound...

Sometimes I'd try to sneak out of my room to get snacks in the midnight, usually, I'd get my butt whooped. Hate that.

I turned around with a smile. "Thank you..really." Ozpin only nodded.

You know, he's a nice guy, naive yes but. It's nice to see the actual character in em. After I closed the door. I slid down, confirming that I'll be staying here until...that happens.

I'll probably deal with friendships, love, then everything crumbles in Beacon Academy due to her.

I won't fail because I'm accepting my new responsibility!


[Beacon Academy: 5th Floor, Hallway]

Phew, I actually had to take deep breaths from that atmosphere, now let's just get on the elevator closes itsel- before I could finish that. The elevator had tapes crossed out, the words being.

"Out of use, maintenance."

...You gotta be fucking kidding me. I used the elevator once and it's closed down for some reason!?

And now I can't because it's in maintenance?!

Gotta be shitting me! How the hell am I gonna get down there without taking the stairs down!

Let me tell you, that I'm on the 5th Floor of this building. Pretty sure it ain't that high but let me be honest, I'll die if I try to jump down.

At the end of the hallway, there's glass that shows the reflection of Aero and I, taking some steps to look dow- hoooly shit it's that high...

A light-bulb popped out of my head with a bright flashlight, grinning deviously with an evil smile. I looked at Aero, he turned his head to me at the same time.

"...You thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked, still looking at the floor from all the way here.

Aero turned his head to see where I was pointing at. He squawked repeatedly and flapped its wings away from my shoulder.

"You're in this as well?" I asked Aero, with a devilish smile spreading me.

He nodded and went ahead of me, waiting for the big showtime.

I smirked. "That's the spirit!"

Taking out my Gamer Driver out of nowhere, then slamming it on my waist, the two black ends make a sound of clicks. Along with my Proto Mighty Action X gashat from my sleeve shirt's pockets, showing the rest of the other three still there.

Pushing the gashat's lever down, causing it to cover the building around me with the same grey energy pulses.

MIGHTY ACTION X!

With the announcement, the catching jingle came, coming off the gashat. the glass glowing, following the words one by one. The same holographic screen appeared behind me, following with blocks coming out of the screen.

"GRADE 0!"

GASHAT!

"HENSHIN!" I yelled as I pulled the pink lever open.

GACHAN! LEVEL UP!

MIGHTY JUMP! MIGHTY KICK! MIGHTY! ACTIOOON! X!

Opening the screen showing my rider form and the hologram going through me, transforming into level 0 Genm Form. I look at the floating chocolate-like bricks and started punching one by one hoping I'd find the right energy ite- AH HA!

A light green medal that depicts a Rider inflated into a ball, now floating in front of me.

...You'd think I wouldn't remember how exactly the energy items work? No, even though it was for display purposes from the show itself it had some very interesting looks for each medal.

Specifically, this one, remembering what it's actually translated to, it's Balloon-Body. Meaning that I can probably become a bouncing ball for a few seconds or so- Actually becoming a bouncing ball sounds like fun...

But then Nora would... Oh nooohohoho...

My body shivered from the thought. Oh god, I'd lose more of my sanity then.

Um, horrible nightmare aside!

LET'S GOOOOOO!

Quickly taking the item in front of me it circled to me then my body absorbed it.

FUSEN KA!

After absorbing it I only have a few seconds before I become a rubber ball, I started to run towards the windows, to break once I ran to it.

My body started inflating, turning into a round ball. That's actually pretty adorable seeing it like that. Since his mascot character is small. You'd think it was cool already-

WHATEVER! I'M FALLING!

Winds began to pick me up and I started seeing the blue skies and tons of students looking at me- Meh, They'll think I'm just a balloon. No big deal.

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

Aero flapped his wings but in a faster pace downward, right beside me too.


[Beacon Academy: Main Avenue]

Boing! Boing!

That's the sound of your lazy hero bouncing up and down on the ground safely. Landing on top of his belly, just taking a quick relaxation moment, due to his reckless activity he just did.

Well, that was fun while it lasted. I had a blast enjoying the breeze while falling do- Yeah I'll probably get nagged at by Glynda for breaking through the glass that are expensive or so I think they are.

Whatever, so, does this energy item run ou-?

Before I could finish my sentence, my balloon-body made a fart sound the instant when going back into the same figure of Level 0.

Pffft!

God that fart sound actually raised my mood! Hahahaha!

If only Emu or hell, any rider used that energy item, you know? Just for the laughs. I'm so mature for my age, fart jokes still get me.

Balloon-Body's effect aside, maybe I can discover each and every energy items...possibly discover how each exactly they work, time to time I'll get the gist of everything about 'em.

Energy Items aside, I need to de-henshin... now. So that people won't think I'm a bad guy. Because literally, Genm's colors are the black and evil lookish way, instead of Ex-aid's adorable mascot.

I meant by their game character. Whenever Emu's in level 2 form for Mighty Action X, it's like your average gaming nerd. While Genm's like 'This isn't a game' look.

Closing back the pink lever covering the screen and Gamer Driver logo.

GATCHON!

After that, I pulled out my gashat from the metal V-shaped slot.

GASHUN!

Once done that, a bright light flashed showing white pixels fading away with my rider form, Reverting back into the civilian form I always had. Honestly, it's pretty cool to see me transforming back into my usual form.

Alrighty then, it's time to head off to the Amphitheater if I remember correctly.

Aero flapped his wings, screeching. Aaaaand there he is. On my right shoulder, probably dead from all that exercise.


[Beacon Academy: Amphitheater] Afternoon

After taking a couple of steps, I can see- oh.

A crowd of people was swarming in, each finding their friends, ones who prefer going alone. Most are gathering just being all happy go lucky. While Glynda's on stage, waiting for Ozpin to return.

Oh god, that's a huuuge crowd! Remember when I mentioned shadow people? THEY ACTUALLY HAVE PRETTY COOL WEAPON LIKE HOLY SHIT!

Their fashion is so much better...than mine. Okay yeah I admit, I'm jealous!

If only someone else from Earth would see what they actually look like!

That tall dude has a big axe, he has that cool WOLFLONE MAN STYLE GOING ON. RIGHT THERE'S A CHICK WITH A CHAINSAW! A CHAINSAW!

Oh well, they're not really important anyway to the story itself. Moving my head back and forth, trying to fi- found you two kiddos.

It's Ruby and Jaune, both who are still talking a little bit, till Ruby moved her head to see Yang and waved back. Looking at where Yang's spot is, it's big enough for 3-4 people in.

Yeah, she saved her a spot of course...her spot is pretty god damn open! Should've asked Jaune if he wants to join, but I suppose he needed to be there, just there.

Oh well, might as well introduce myself to Jaune before he goes behind the three soon musketeers when Pyrrha is just right there. Nikos, or whatever ship name WILL HAPPEN WHEN I'M HERE!

I WILL MAKE THIS SHIP HAPPEN! SWEAR BY MY OATH!

Or... just don't care about their whole feelings and let her die- Ouch, yeah alright. I know I may have sounded a bit too harsh but remember!

Pyrrha likes Jaune, Jaune being the dumbass and oblivious one asks her for advice to advance on Weiss. I might as well knock his senses out and get on with my life.

99 Lives that is, Ha! I'm great with puns.

OH DON'T ME TELL YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!

...Tough crowd.

I started to walk casually, with both my hands on muh head.

You know something, it's quite the nice scenery here. This place sure looks be decorated nicel-

"Hey wait!" Jaune tried reaching towards Ruby, the latter going to Yang's spot. He slumps down "Great.." He mumbles something that I already know what he's going to sa- "Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to?"

I started taking big steps that are pretty loud to hear, he turns around with one of his eyebrow raised. "I may not be a quirky girl, but..." taking out a fake mustache and an empty pizza box for comedy. "I'm just the pizza delivery guy!" I laughed, Aero tilted his head as well.

In front of me is a tall teenage boy with dark-blue eyes that are emphasized by his short blonde hair messily layered on his head with the right side of his hair. He wears a white diamond-shaped chestplate cut off above his lower abdomen and white spaulders with rerebraces set under them.

"You work as a pizza delivery guy?" He asked and pointed at Aero. "Is t-that uh...?"

"A baby nevermore? Yes, yes it is." I figured he was going to mention him. "Oh and don't mind him, he doesn't bite...or peck anyone."

Jaune wiped away a few sweats from his face. "Oh...Is t-that so?"

You gotta be shitting me, he's scared of a little nevermore?

Sigh.

I covered my stomach holding my laughter. "No, I'm not a pizza delivery guy, although... I should order myself some." removing the fake mustache and throwing away the empty pizza box to the trash.

...OUUUUUUCH! Didn't think this stupid little facial hair can be quite painful.

Jaune shook his head, but laughed as well. Oh wow, I didn't think it would be that easy to befriend him this early. Who am I complaining? that makes things much easier!

He raises his head again and smiled "Oh, my names Jaune Arc! Short, sweet, ladies love it!"

...Dude, I don't know who your mom is but that's pretty hilarious to me when you can actually hear him say it in person.

"It's nice to meetcha Jaune! The names Ace Valliant!" I pointed my right thumb at myself "But, you can just call me Ace" I jabbed my left thumb at Aero "and this little guy is Aero."

Aero just cawed and sent a salute. When he did just that, we both stopped and looked at him with both of our brows raised. Which also made Jaune's jaw drop a bit.

Huh... the more things I learn. "So Jaune, You know what we men know what women love?" I asked, hoping to move to the topic for us men to discuss.

He had a question mark on his head "Being a hero?"

...DAMMIT JAUNE!

"Nope, a Gentlemen. Such as I." I bowed respectfully and embraced my inner mentlegen. "You have to treat ladies as if they were... a goddess!" I pointed at the sky.

For some reason, a goddess appeared, well transparently and touched my index finger...

WHO ARE YOU!?

She disappeared when our eyes met.

Jaune had a sweat drop on his head. "...Really?"

...Yeah, I feel like smacking upside his head, actually, I might as well be his big brother sooner or later.

I shook my head. "Yeah really! Sigh, you'll eventually learn someday." losing hope to convincing him this early.

I'm not giving up mind you, I'm just merely stating the fact that I can't do anything for now.

Putting that aside, I might've caught Ruby's attention actually oh never mind- "Oh Ace!" She waved and pointed out where she and Yang are, the latter wondered who she was waving and saw directly at me.

She licked her lips while looking at my body.

I-I need an adult, I feel like I'm being violated right now.

Not gonna bother ignoring the fact that she's pretty... bombing, right next to Ruby is a fair-skinned young girl with purple eyes and bright golden hair worn loose that fades to pale gold at the tips with a cowlick sticking out at the top.

She wears a tan jacket that bares her lower stomach, with golden brown piping and short, puffy sleeves with black cuffs that feature two gold buttons. Also, a brown belt covered by a pleated brown piece of material reaching from hip to hip around the back of her waist.

Huh, to be invited over a threeso- NO WHAT THE HELL MIND WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!

Ugh, I waved back and pointed one finger, basically saying 1 second, Ruby nodded.

I sighed. "Well Jaune, it was nice meeting ya...but I gotta go."

He waved it off "It's alright, can't refuse someone nice like her."

I snorted. "Got a point there. Alright, later man." raising my right arm straight, my right hand forming into a fist. At first, he was confused, but he knew what it was and we fist pumped-

I AM THOU, AND THOU ART I! YOU HAVE FORMED A BOND WITH JAUNE ARC, NOW HE SHALL DIE FOR YOU!

...Man, my mind is a crazy bizarre one it is. Making a two finger farewell to him. I started walking to where Ruby and her half-sister are- I mean Yang.

Can someone please get an adult? Glynda preferably, YANG'S EYES ARE STILL STARING DEAD AT MY MUSCULAR BUILD- wait what?!

I pulled my shirt up to reveal my slight abs already reaching its peak. HOW DID MY BODY SLIGHTLY GET MORE MUSCULAR?!

So when I level up, my stats actually show the progress I make in due time? Awesome!

Heyyyyyyy I love being a rider already- Yeah totally, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TRAIN MY ASS OR ANYTHING...

Dammit you got me, well yes there's been some rider in other worlds where at first they are pretty much a straw, then months later they train. get much more muscular and all.

Get it? I love this gashat already, it's too bad I can die easily though-

"Woah..." Yang said, who's nose started to bleed a little.

...SHIT!

Ruby apparently pushed her and looked where Yang was looking.

Ruby! NOOO!

After she saw my pack, she started acting nervous who tries to avoid any more look of my body. Her cheeks show a little bit of red on there- Okay yeah I feel like I've been cursed, CURSED I SAY!

I HATE YOU FATE! ROLL MY LOVE LIFE ALREADY DAMMIT!

Every girl started to look at me and started drooling a bit, however for the men. They got pissed, and so they slowly reached into their weapons but couldn't because Glynda stopped everyone by using her wand or rather semblance.

I quickly put my shirt down and sheepishly chuckled. Okay so I prefer with no harem...recommended. OUT OF THE OPTION.

Ah right, I should introduce myself.

NICE GUY MODE ON!

"Oh hey, Ruby!" I waved and looked at Yang. "Who might this beautiful lady be?" I asked with grace.

Ruby pouted. "She's my big sis... Yang." She elbowed Yang's waist, who is still eyeing me.

"Hey, there cutie." She winked. "My name's Yang, and I see you've already met my little sis, Ruby." She started to inspect me even more, I started to act flustered.

Calm down me! NO STOP PANTS IT'S NOT RIGHT!

While I looked at the both of them, comparing their faces...yeah they actually don't look related, it was pretty obvious at the start. But still, I feel like Ruby's dad isn't Taiyang, then again that's probably just a hoax.

Yang saw my whole questioning look and sighed. "Half-sisters."

I ooed. "Actually, I have a half-sibling as well." Ruby and Yang both raised an eyebrow. "I have a brother, actually no. He's the older one, we both have different dads, but the same mother."

She got interested and asked. "Oh? Mind if you hit me up with him?"

Ruby elbowed her waist.

I deadpanned "He has a girlfriend..."

Yang closed her mouth immediately, dropping the topic regarding my brother.

Damn.

Ruby then started to ask her question. "Is he nice?"

"Yeah, he is." I nodded, looking down on the ground with a sad smile. "He's usually the pretty chill one, that and he's a gamer." raising my head with my fake smile.

I can't meet my family anymore while I'm here. This is a heavy responsibility that I'm forced to accept.

Ruby smile widened after that. "You two play video games too!?"

I nodded. "Yeah! Usually, it's fighting games though."

Yang started to get more interested now. "Oh? Wanna go for a round after this?" She winked at me after saying that.

I blushed madly, I GOT HIT ON OH GOD "Eh-Er I uh-"

Ruby started to huff and got in front of us, making an x defense. "Y-You don't have to answer that Ace."

I nodded and coughed to gain my composure. "Aren't you two going to ask why I have a little Baby Nevermore with me?"

They both looked at each and immediately saw Aero on my right shoulder. "...Wait that's actually real?!" Yang asked, pointing him. "I thought that was just a-!"

Aero cawed, but not violently. He raised his wings and flew on top of my head. "Nope, he's real," I said, gently holding him away from my head and showed him to Ruby and Yang. "Don't worry if he'll peck you or anything, he's nice."

Aero nodded back, which shocked both sisters but yet excited. "Oooh, I always wanted to pet one!" Ruby exclaimed as she was cooing at Aero. "Wait, he?"

I smirked. "Yeah, it's a dude." I shrugged nervously. "I asked a simple question and he simply had to shake his head or nod my questions."

Yang raised a brow. "Wait, he understands what we're saying? Right now?"

Both Aero and I nodded as she flinched from our sync. "...Woah."

Yang coughed and tapped Ruby so she can turn around to her, putting her hands on her waist and asks. "So, how's your first day going little sis?"

Ruby sent a deadly stare at Yang, yeah no whenever she tries to act mad it's too adorable "You mean since you ditched me!? And even worse is I got yelled at for being clumsy!"

Oh right I stopped that one moment where Ruby sneezes at the dust and it exploded on her and Weiss. Yeah, I'm gonna have to stay away from stopping little silly moments like those.

"Yikes, that happened?" She said.

Ruby glared at her. "Yeah, it did!"

"Really...? Or are you just being sarcastic?" Yang nudging Ruby.

She pouts. "I'm serious!" she then points at me. "Ace was there too!"

Girl that's not necessary to prove your point...haha point. DON'T PUT ME INTO YOUR CONVERSATION GIRL!

Oh well. "What Ruby said was true." I nodded. "She accidentally tripped over some luggage and got yelled at-"

"Yeah I got yelled at, and I felt really really bad!" She cut off and squeaked "And I just wanted her to stop yelling at me!"

Weiss was in the background actually, who is going to say something that might scare Ruby. "You!"

Ruby jumped off the ground and hopped into my arms by surprise mind you, EARNING A DEADLY STARE FROM YANG "Oh God, it's happening again!"

Weiss crossed arms. "You should've watched where you were going, making a mess with my belongings!"

I looked at Aero, who knew what I was hinting and decided to hide inside my black short sleeve shirt, snuggling beside my neck.

Ruby quietly awed as she was getting more cuter than ever.

Don't tell Yang I said that.

"Oh wow, that actually happened?" Yang asked.

Nooo...shit sherlock, you know I would love to say it but I'd get my balls grabbed. Okay, not in that way I don't mind but when it's Yang. It's not pretty, poor Junior.

The atmosphere was silent, not before I said something out of my mind. "Wow, you're actually not heavy." Wait..what the hell did I just say!?

Ruby who I'm still carrying, covered her red chee-...Nohohoho. OH HELL NO! How could you have done to this to me! STUPID CUPID! And then there's Yang's aura striking me from behind. for some reason so did Weiss.

You know I didn't think I'll get an ass-kicking here, I should probably time to drop her off before it gets worse. "Anyways, pardon my comment but off you go miss rose." I gently lowered her to get off of my arms

...MY AAARRRRMS ARE SOOOOOORE. Bowing, causing my arms to hurt even more...THE PAAAIN. I coughed my throat to ease the tension here "Good afternoon Weiss, how's your first time here in Beacon?"

Weiss looked at me with a small smile. "It was going along perfectly until..." She pointed at Ruby. "She ruined it."

Sigh, things I do for love... Wait what, LOVE?! HA, YOU'RE FUNNY HEART.

"I'm sorry okay!" Ruby said.

Ruby gets cut off as Weiss interrupted, showing a poster card. "You really wanna start making things up to me?"

"Absolutely!" Ruby smiled unsurely.

"Then leave me alone and don't ever speak to me ever again," Weiss said.

...OUCH PRINCESS! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?!

Meh, I'm not going to make that joke because it would be pretty pointless to say in this situation. Yang, please help me, she scratched her hair.

"Look, uh...It sounds like you two got off on the wrong foot!"

It's weird to hear the same dialogue from the show, although now it's pretty realistic now.

Yang saying that caused Weiss and Ruby turned their heads to her. "Why don't you just start over and try to be friends okay?"

Gee Yang, that's totally what I was doing to stop this situation from getting worse.

Ruby nodded "Yeah! Great idea, Sis!"

YEAH SIS YOU GO GIRL, BEST IDEA EVER.

She took a few steps back and took her right arm out.

Ah, a handshake, totally how it works to be friends with someone you just recently met and dealt her attitude with for a minute or two.

"Hello Weiss, I'm Ruby!" She said with a smile. "Wanna hang out? We can go shopping for school supplies!"

Alright, she nailed it on the introduction, but when she asked wanna go shopping for school supplies...HOW?! I mean yeah sure later on when we form a team but still though how is that possible? ALSO, SHAKE HER HAND DAMMIT WEISS!

Weiss put her hands in the air with a fake smile. please you're making me hate you more. "Yeah, and we can paint our nails, try on clothes-"

Oh hey, there's Jaune, sup best buddy?

"Talk about cute boys like tall, blonde scraggly over there!" She jabbed her left thumb not looking back, at Jaune.

And then that's how Jaune falls in love with her, is that how it works?

"And this nice and cute dashing gentlemen over here." Jaune slumped when Weiss said that, who pointed at me.

HA I'M BETTER- CUTE?! GIRL I'M HANDSOME WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Whatever I'll think of something to prove I'M MANLY!

Ruby's expression changed into a shining smile...MY HEART "Oh wow, really?"

If only it was easy Rubes. Then there was a silent pause with the two...Weiss's fake smile changed into a deadpanned face.

...Awkward~

"NO." She reluctantly said.

Welp that was going to happen anyway.

Weiss crossed her arms looking away at Ruby, Ruby just straight up looked down. Poor girl, YANG WHY AREN'T YOU CHEERING UP YOUR LITTLE SIS?!

She was looking elsewhere...OH, SO WHEN I MENTION HOW NOT HEAVY SHE IS AND SHE GETS ALL NERVOUS, YOU SHOOT A DEADLY GLARE MY WAY?

But when she's all gloomy you ignore it!

Sigh, I always get the hard ones. And then it's Ozpins cue to-

"Ahem."

There it is!

Ozpin fixed his throat "I'll...keep this brief." He pushes his shade glasses up once said so.

Wow, the atmosphere got silent all of a sudden, weird. "You have traveled here today in search of knowledge to hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you have finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people."

Okay, that's motivating people alright, that's a good thing mind you.

"But I look among you and all I see is wasted energy in need of purpose, direction." WOW THAT SHOT SO MANY PEOPLE'S HEARTS...and probably mine as well

Ouch Ozpin, you wound m-no I'm not a yandere I just pretend to be nice but in the inside, my head wants to explode.

"You assume knowledge will free you of this, But your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far."

MORE LIKE WHEN PEOPLE DIE! AHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I'm pretty cold towards that subject. Oh boy Ruby will be motivated, totally. Poor her, the world is not so great to see once you step outside.

"It is up to you, to take the first step."

Yang just waves her hair, I guess the animations and models back in the episodes would tend to go everywhere but when she did just that. It's pretty eye-catching to see. All smooth and...I wanna touch her hair but I don't want to waste all my lives just for that.

Ozpin finally done with his speech, starts going I don't know where but meh. OH BOY, IT'S HER, THE FAIRLY LADY.

TEACHER? CHECK.

HAS A WHIP? CHECK.

PRETTY STERN PERSONALITY? CHECK.

WHERE'S MY TISSUES!?

...I am so sorry for my dirty mind.

Glynda steps in the front start to announce where we're going to sleep. "You will gather in the ballroom tonight." Oh, lady, I can go IN WITH YO- I pinched my cheek a bit, stopping myself from going further in my dirty mind.

"Tomorrow, your initiation begins." She says. "Be ready."

Oh, I'm always ready Glynda, ready to- I slapped myself quietly, GOOD THING NO ONE HEARD THAT SLAP.

Although Glynda saw my, embarrassing hit to my face. Listen I'm so sorry if only I was just as innocent as Rub- "You are dismissed." She finally declares.

There goes Strike 2.

Yang puts her arms on her waist again "He seems kind of...off."

Ruby agreed "It's almost like he wasn't even there..."

3...2...1.

"I'm a natural blonde you know!" Jaune pointed at himself, and there he is folks!

Weiss just sighs and pinched the bridge of her nose.

Trust me Weiss, you'll have to get used to it...